31. Posted by
epador | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
epador:
This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.
Hmmm. No Problem Here I think.
31. Posted by
epador | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
49. Posted by
DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:
She was hoping to impress him with having memorized all his past speeches. Her most appealing feature was her high definition. Some at Best Buy said she had it all for being simply a floor model. But alas, no one told her the news conference had been cancelled. Another chance in her hope of catching the attention of the TOTUS had ended in disappointment.
49. Posted by
DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
53. Posted by
IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:
Obama is leaning less and less on the teleprompter, He is feeling more confident in his abilities as an "off the cuff" speaker everyday. He has begun sprinkling in little snippets of everyday life, his daughter's test grades for example. He is hoping to work in a couple of cute little anecdotes about Michelle's flatulence and his Mother in Law's Mustache Bleaching in today's address...
53. Posted by
IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
63. Posted by
fustian | November 6, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:
In what must have been a big surprise to the mainstream press, the economic policies they championed have unfortunately managed to put them all of of business.
No one was available to comment.
63. Posted by
fustian | November 6, 2009 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
70. Posted by
Bill Shives | November 6, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Shives:
Here is the meeting room where Barbra Boxer scheduled a meeting with the republicans to discuss their opposition to the cap and trade legislation. The meeting was scheduled for 9 o'clock. It is now 9:30 and as you can see neither barbra or the republicans were interested in talking to each other regarding the Bill.
70. Posted by
Bill Shives | November 6, 2009 9:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
107. Posted by
RadiCalMan | November 6, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:
Walter Cronkite reporting...
In continuing news today, President No Bama signs the new "Virtually No Employment For All Bill" in a room full of virtual press reporters. The President said, "The best thing about virtually no employment was it made it so easy for him to read from the TelePrompTer." ...
107. Posted by
RadiCalMan | November 6, 2009 3:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Good evening, chairs, podium. The time has come to rise up against our human overlords. And as Teleprompter of the United States, I will lead you in this struggle."
111. Posted by
Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (127)
Room full of empty people!<... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Steve | November 6, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Room full of empty people!
1. Posted by Steve | November 6, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 07:54
2. Posted by FormerHostage | November 6, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
The annual "Objective Main Stream Journalist" convention.
2. Posted by FormerHostage | November 6, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:07
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The newly designed Teleprompter commemorative stamp made it's debut this week.
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:08
4. Posted by FormerHostage | November 6, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Madame Tussauds' latest display: Great Moderates in History.
4. Posted by FormerHostage | November 6, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:09
5. Posted by Tim | November 6, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
I'd like to give a shout out to my last loyal supporter. Teleprompter, I love you, man.
5. Posted by Tim | November 6, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:09
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Mr. Obama approached the podium at a special meeting of "People with a Brain for the Public Option Symposium"
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:10
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 6, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
We now have proof that the White House "certified "press are all officially Obots running on autopilot.
7. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 6, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:11
8. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Finally MSM seeing that President Obama is an empty suit declined to attend his morning briefing today.
8. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:12
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
The overwhelming public support for the Obama-Reed-Pelosi health care bill.
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:12
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
The Empty Suit meets the Empty Chairs.
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:13
11. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Speaker Pelosi holds a press briefing on ObamaCare.
11. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:14
12. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Moan all you want - but you have to admit Obama gives good telepromter!
12. Posted by JAT | November 6, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:15
13. Posted by iwogisdead | November 6, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
The annual Survivors of Canadian Healthcare Convention is called to order.
13. Posted by iwogisdead | November 6, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:16
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama: Members of my administration are so transparent that you can't even see them!
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:16
15. Posted by Gmac | November 6, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
On hearing the latest election results the Blue dogs all bolted from the room.
15. Posted by Gmac | November 6, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:17
16. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
I see FoxNews was given the usual invite.
16. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:18 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:18
17. Posted by Gmac | November 6, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Totus was the last friend "The Won" had after everyone else figured out the current mood of the electorate.
17. Posted by Gmac | November 6, 2009 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:18
18. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Most... transparent... Government... ever...
18. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:19
19. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Jobs created and/or saved by Obama's stimulus package
19. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:25
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Media: Sigh. After the Obamaton finishes reading the Obamatron it always leaves us with that empty feeling.
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:25
21. Posted by jim2 | November 6, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The room had been full three seconds previously, when someone called out, "Look, that's Sarah at the gate, and she has Trig with her."
21. Posted by jim2 | November 6, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:26
22. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
(five seconds earlier) "Say... Doesn't Helen Thomas look like she has Swine Flu?"
22. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:26
23. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Of all of the things going on behind our backs, the teleprompter is the least of our worries...
23. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:29
24. Posted by GianiD | November 6, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The pre-trial get together of Rangel's character witnesses.
24. Posted by GianiD | November 6, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:32
25. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
This month's attendence of the meeting of the Legislation Reader's Club seems to be the culmination of the recent sharply downward trend...
25. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:34
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Welcome to the first annual Democrat Supporters of Israel symposium.
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:39 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:39
27. Posted by SShiell | November 6, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ultimate goal for Obama press conferences. What more do you need than the teleprompter!
27. Posted by SShiell | November 6, 2009 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:39
28. Posted by Spencer | November 6, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
All the people who really believe that Tuesdays Election was a win for the Democrats.
28. Posted by Spencer | November 6, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:44
29. Posted by BlogDog | November 6, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obama brain trust meeting began calmly.
29. Posted by BlogDog | November 6, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:45
30. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 6, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Everything's running smoothly.
/Hal 9000
30. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 6, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:48
31. Posted by epador | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.
Hmmm. No Problem Here I think.
31. Posted by epador | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:49
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
I told you not to pull Helen Thomas' finger!
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 6, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:49
33. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
All the Obama Administration appointees that are paid up on their taxes.
33. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:52
34. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I would like to accept this Nobel Peace Prize on behalf of all those I've helped, that have joined us here today."
34. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:53
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Teleprompter: Please do no attempt to adjust your television set. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical...
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 6, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:54
36. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lawyers that support the Government doing for Legal care what Obama wants to do for Healthcare.
36. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:55
37. Posted by Jennifer | November 6, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The poling sample of people that the MSM uses for data about the president.
37. Posted by Jennifer | November 6, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:56
38. Posted by jennifer | November 6, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
TOTUS- deep in thought "hmm, I knew Obama would use me, lose me and toss me away"."
38. Posted by jennifer | November 6, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 08:59
39. Posted by Dodo David | November 6, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The lights are on but nobody's home. Yep, it's the Obama Administration alright.
39. Posted by Dodo David | November 6, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:03
40. Posted by tomg51 | November 6, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
A good time to rearrange the chairs on the HMS Obama
40. Posted by tomg51 | November 6, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:03
41. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Although the Obama Administration often seems to flounder, we now have proof that at least the teleprompter is constantly on 'high alert'.
41. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:05
42. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama's worst nightmare-the teleprompter is hard to see and the adoring throngs are no where to be seen.
42. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:07
43. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They come not to praise Healthcare ....
43. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:09
44. Posted by billburz | November 6, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama about to speak to the 'approved' legitimate news reporters!
44. Posted by billburz | November 6, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:09
45. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 6, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
When you don't use real facts,
who needs real reporters?
45. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 6, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:15
46. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to give a shout out to all my Muslim brothers in the Armed Forces...
46. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:16
47. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where are the adults?
47. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:19
48. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Todays photo op for Obama to discuss and trivialize the tragedy at Fort Hood was postponed when they couldn't find a SINGLE soldier that would attend.
48. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:19
49. Posted by DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She was hoping to impress him with having memorized all his past speeches. Her most appealing feature was her high definition. Some at Best Buy said she had it all for being simply a floor model. But alas, no one told her the news conference had been cancelled. Another chance in her hope of catching the attention of the TOTUS had ended in disappointment.
49. Posted by DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:20
50. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the speech Obama returned to his UFO floating above Washington.
50. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:21
51. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fear not, Mr. President, we can just photoshop in a packed room of adoring reporters.
51. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:22
52. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jay Leno is not the only one with bad numbers...
52. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:22
53. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama is leaning less and less on the teleprompter, He is feeling more confident in his abilities as an "off the cuff" speaker everyday. He has begun sprinkling in little snippets of everyday life, his daughter's test grades for example. He is hoping to work in a couple of cute little anecdotes about Michelle's flatulence and his Mother in Law's Mustache Bleaching in today's address...
53. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:23
54. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone cleared out to watch Michelle hula hooping on the front lawn.
54. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:25
55. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoola Hoops & Light Sabres on teh White House lawn!
55. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:26
56. Posted by pibill | November 6, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OB's focus group!
56. Posted by pibill | November 6, 2009 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:27
57. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The triumphant celebration of Obama's Election 2009 staff as election results come in...
57. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:28
58. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fustian, do you stare at goats, too? Funny we thought of the same image.
58. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:28
59. Posted by pibill | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Waiting for Godot--
59. Posted by pibill | November 6, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:28
60. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
We all know the real reason no one is there.
Racism...
60. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:29
61. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash: I'm in your mind stealing your captions...
61. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:31
62. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From Obama, no news is good news.
62. Posted by twolaneflash | November 6, 2009 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:33
63. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In what must have been a big surprise to the mainstream press, the economic policies they championed have unfortunately managed to put them all of of business.
No one was available to comment.
63. Posted by fustian | November 6, 2009 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:34
64. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Obama Public Address Theorem:
"Obama's ability to address a crowd of any given size is in direct proportion to the diagonal measurement of the available teleprompter screen....."
64. Posted by IowaRight | November 6, 2009 9:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:36
65. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If a speech is given in a emtpy room and nobody is there to hear it, can you still be quoted out of context later?
65. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:38
66. Posted by Mac Lorry | November 6, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The opening scene from the new movie - Matrix the beginning.
66. Posted by Mac Lorry | November 6, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:39
67. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
What is the sound of one teleprompter clapping?
67. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:40
68. Posted by Dave | November 6, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Teleprompter, singing- "I won I said/to no one there/and no one heard at all/not even the chairs"
68. Posted by Dave | November 6, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:40
69. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The White House invitation read "adults only."
69. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 6, 2009 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:42
70. Posted by Bill Shives | November 6, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is the meeting room where Barbra Boxer scheduled a meeting with the republicans to discuss their opposition to the cap and trade legislation. The meeting was scheduled for 9 o'clock. It is now 9:30 and as you can see neither barbra or the republicans were interested in talking to each other regarding the Bill.
70. Posted by Bill Shives | November 6, 2009 9:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:46
71. Posted by DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"After the formal briefing all of you are welcome to stay for Vice President Biden's comments........."
71. Posted by DaveD | November 6, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:55
72. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 6, 2009 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Supporters of Obamacare gather at the White House Friday.
72. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 6, 2009 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 09:58
73. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 6, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The President, standing at the back of the room, prepares to address those whose jobs the stimulus package has created or saved.
73. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 6, 2009 10:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 10:00
74. Posted by Gayle Miller | November 6, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Honest Journalists Gather for Press Conference at White House
74. Posted by Gayle Miller | November 6, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 10:23
75. Posted by Prairie | November 6, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please remain seated to receive your swine flu shot.
75. Posted by Prairie | November 6, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 10:25
76. Posted by lawhawk | November 6, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This room was reserved for those who read HR3200 or HR3962.
76. Posted by lawhawk | November 6, 2009 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 10:28
77. Posted by GarandFan | November 6, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All those Democrats who voted for the Stimulus Bill, show up for a congratulatory meeting on the bills success in keeping unemployment below 8%.
77. Posted by GarandFan | November 6, 2009 11:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:04
78. Posted by retired military | November 6, 2009 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi is late to the rally of all those who favor her health care plan.
78. Posted by retired military | November 6, 2009 11:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:12
79. Posted by retired military | November 6, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama throws a hissy fit after getting resistance on his health care plan and states "Well fine, if you dont like my health care plan than just leave"
79. Posted by retired military | November 6, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:15
80. Posted by grizzlybare | November 6, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Gibbsy.....make sure there's a whoopie cushion
on the FoxNews chair before we call them all
in."
80. Posted by grizzlybare | November 6, 2009 11:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:19
81. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At that moment, Charles Johnson realized that he had used his ban hammer a little too often.
81. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:20 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:20
82. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "Wizbang Trolls Who Are Actually More Intelligent Than Mr. Ducky" convention was off to a rousing start.
82. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:22 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:22
83. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's a photo of some of the Obama voters registered by ACORN in Chicago.
83. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:27 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:27
84. Posted by grizzlybare | November 6, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Great idea, Valerie!.....picking our next
czar playing 'Musical Chairs'. You're one
smart mamma jamma."
84. Posted by grizzlybare | November 6, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:28
85. Posted by VagaBond | November 6, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Obama....party of one?"
85. Posted by VagaBond | November 6, 2009 11:36 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:36
86. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 6, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone just sneezed!
86. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 6, 2009 11:41 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:41
87. Posted by Michael Pate | November 6, 2009 11:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Good Morning and welcome to all the duly elected 2010 democratic House Representatives.
87. Posted by Michael Pate | November 6, 2009 11:45 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:45
88. Posted by Shawn | November 6, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The White House Press Corp hard at work at today's daily press briefing.
88. Posted by Shawn | November 6, 2009 11:54 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:54
89. Posted by ChiefMinion | November 6, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I invited you Blue Dogs here today to ask for your support...
89. Posted by ChiefMinion | November 6, 2009 11:56 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:56
90. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The crack staff of MSM fact-checkers were all hard at work.
90. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 11:57 AM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 11:57
91. Posted by Hodink | November 6, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Conservatives For Obama. McCain ~ Absent. Palin ~ Absent. Jindal ~ Absent. DeMint ~ Absent. Sanford ~ Uh, he's in Buenos Aires. Gingrich ~ Absent. Lieberman ~
91. Posted by Hodink | November 6, 2009 11:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 6, 2009 11:58
92. Posted by Rob | November 6, 2009 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm... and I thought the IQ admissions test would only screen out Fox News.
92. Posted by Rob | November 6, 2009 12:08 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:08
93. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For reasons President Obama could not understand, his Chicago Cubs World Series watch party had a very low turnout...
93. Posted by Jeff | November 6, 2009 12:10 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:10
94. Posted by geo
| November 6, 2009 12:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"And I'd like to give a shout out to...."
94. Posted by geo
| November 6, 2009 12:27 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:27
95. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd like to call the meeting of 'People-who-are-still-happy-they-voted-for-Obama' to order."
95. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 12:34 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:34
96. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Emperor's New Constituents
96. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 6, 2009 12:35 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:35
97. Posted by Bob | November 6, 2009 12:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Nancy Pelosi fan club will now come to order.
97. Posted by Bob | November 6, 2009 12:57 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:57
98. Posted by Bob | November 6, 2009 12:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Build a better (government run) health care plan and people will flock to it.
98. Posted by Bob | November 6, 2009 12:58 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 12:58
99. Posted by al | November 6, 2009 1:18 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Existential wish: If a teleprompter prompts in an empty room and the President isn't there to read it, does Obama really exist?
99. Posted by al | November 6, 2009 1:18 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 13:18
100. Posted by Red Zone | November 6, 2009 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YOU LIE!
100. Posted by Red Zone | November 6, 2009 1:21 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 13:21
101. Posted by Doug H | November 6, 2009 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Teleprompter gives an address to the best and brightest reporters now that Fox News has been removed from the press pool.
101. Posted by Doug H | November 6, 2009 1:48 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 13:48
102. Posted by Faith+1 | November 6, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The combined audience of the "real news networks" of MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC attend a focus group session.
102. Posted by Faith+1 | November 6, 2009 2:30 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 14:30
103. Posted by Faith+1 | November 6, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TOTUS realizes he needs neither the mouthpiece nor the audience to deliver his message.
103. Posted by Faith+1 | November 6, 2009 2:32 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 14:32
104. Posted by Ed Schuster | November 6, 2009 2:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
There is a chair available for everyone that's been thrown under the bus.
104. Posted by Ed Schuster | November 6, 2009 2:56 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 14:56
105. Posted by jim m | November 6, 2009 2:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Fort Hood shooting victims were unavailable for Obama's address on how he supports our troops.
105. Posted by jim m | November 6, 2009 2:57 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 14:57
106. Posted by Nick Marinelli | November 6, 2009 3:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"One empty suit speaks to the rest about the non-existent jobs which he has created or saved."
106. Posted by Nick Marinelli | November 6, 2009 3:02 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:02
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 6, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Walter Cronkite reporting...
In continuing news today, President No Bama signs the new "Virtually No Employment For All Bill" in a room full of virtual press reporters. The President said, "The best thing about virtually no employment was it made it so easy for him to read from the TelePrompTer." ...
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 6, 2009 3:42 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:42
108. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't want anybody to think that I'm just talking to a bunch of plants!"
108. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:44 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:44
109. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama prepares to address the Fern Relations Council.
109. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:46 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:46
110. Posted by Jer | November 6, 2009 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Am I to understand he required a teleprompter to sign his name?
110. Posted by Jer | November 6, 2009 3:47 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:47
111. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Good evening, chairs, podium. The time has come to rise up against our human overlords. And as Teleprompter of the United States, I will lead you in this struggle."
111. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:50 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:50
112. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, Mr. Chairman, I would love to table that motion, but did anybody here think to bring a table? No.
112. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:51 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:51
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...But first, as podium, let me give a shoutout to my good friend Teleprompter in the back there!"
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 6, 2009 3:53 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 15:53
114. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 6, 2009 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's lonely at the top...
114. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 6, 2009 4:02 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 16:02
115. Posted by John Schau | November 6, 2009 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Audience of eager listeners to Barbara Boxer speech.
115. Posted by John Schau | November 6, 2009 5:11 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 17:11
116. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 5:28 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I can clear a room in only 4 words:
Helen Thomas pole dance.
116. Posted by OregonMuse | November 6, 2009 5:28 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 17:28
117. Posted by chuck siggio | November 6, 2009 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did someone scream fire?
117. Posted by chuck siggio | November 6, 2009 6:53 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 18:53
118. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If a poll falls in the Whitehouse, and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
118. Posted by rodney dill | November 6, 2009 7:53 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 19:53
119. Posted by James Cloninger | November 6, 2009 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TOTUS realizes he needs neither the mouthpiece nor the audience to deliver his message.
The press realises they need not bother to actually SHOW UP to "report the news".
119. Posted by James Cloninger | November 6, 2009 10:28 PM |
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Posted on November 6, 2009 22:28
120. Posted by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX | November 7, 2009 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dress rehearsal.
120. Posted by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX | November 7, 2009 12:11 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 00:11
121. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Palestinian peacemaking delegation arrives in D.C.
121. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:32 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 01:32
122. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeremiah'
A love story
122. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:38 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 01:38
123. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The press corp held a closed door vote to discuss further closed door vote protocol.
123. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2009 1:47 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 01:47
124. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Empty suit preaching to the Choir
124. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2009 8:39 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 08:39
125. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bueller.... Bueller.... Bueller...."
125. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2009 9:04 AM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 09:04
126. Posted by Mo | November 7, 2009 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Setup for the next Asshats for Obama Convention.
126. Posted by Mo | November 7, 2009 4:19 PM |
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Posted on November 7, 2009 16:19
127. Posted by Kevin
| November 9, 2009 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
127. Posted by Kevin
| November 9, 2009 1:58 AM |
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Posted on November 9, 2009 01:58