Obama has a dream sequence where he's running endlessly through a dark maze of boxes and boxes of government forms and death panel rejection letters. And it's a good dream!
40. Posted by
Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
47. Posted by
guido | October 30, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
guido:
Barack Obama tours ACORN's "Ooh, We Just Found More Misplaced Democrat Ballots" Reserve Vote Warehouse. The President is pictured here in the Franken Wing and headed toward the new Harry Reid Wing, presently under construction.
47. Posted by
guido | October 30, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Obama surveys how he has brought peace to the warehouse of boxes, but he has to run quickly to escape all those peaceful boxes, they might just rise up and declare him ineligible for the U.S. Presidency.
54. Posted by
-S- | October 30, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
80. Posted by
IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:
After long and thoughtful deliberation with his top staff, and confident in his decision, the largest military operation of the Obama presidency is ready to begin. Seen here, the President tours the staging area for the Anti-Fox News Airborne Pamphlet Drop...
80. Posted by
IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Yep, President Obama is more humble than we think, you see, these are the files and notes that he made about his life for his book "Dreams of My Father", which he often jogs around giddily. Some day these will end up in the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library.
87. Posted by
jennifer | October 30, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: New book released this week from President Barack Hussein Obama -- Reams of My Blather -- coming to a bookstore warehouse outlet near you. Developing...
90. Posted by
rodney dill | October 30, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
94. Posted by
Rich | October 30, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rich:
Somewhere in here there is an Afghanistan plan that I can take full credit for if it works and blame Bush for if it doesn't (and give me a good photo op)
94. Posted by
Rich | October 30, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
101. Posted by
eaglesdontflock | October 30, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eaglesdontflock
:
Hehe, now that I've ditched those pesky Fox "News" guys, I can practice my putts for a couple hours before jetting to New York for the Soros fundraiser and date night with the boss. Eh? What Afghanistan report??
101. Posted by
eaglesdontflock | October 30, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
105. Posted by
Bill Shives | October 30, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Shives:
I hate it when they pull these pranks on me. I have got to find my tele promter before the speech with the press. I can't talk to anyone without my telepromter. did they hide it down here?
105. Posted by
Bill Shives | October 30, 2009 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
116. Posted by
clint | October 30, 2009 12:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
clint:
President Obama jogs past the boxes containing the only physical printout of the new Heal Every American Life through Hope, Change, and Reforming Everything (HEALTHCARE) Act of 2009, on his way to the signing ceremony.
116. Posted by
clint | October 30, 2009 12:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
126. Posted by
Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:
"President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointed continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event."
126. Posted by
Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
127. Posted by
Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:
"President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointedly continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event."
127. Posted by
Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
131. Posted by
Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trajan:
The boxes of "Hope" are over here on the right,
with "Change" mainly on the left. We're send-
them out to the people as fast as we can, but
you know the Post Office........
131. Posted by
Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
156. Posted by
D91 | October 31, 2009 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D91:
President Obama's step is noticeably lighter after he successfully stashed the Constitution in a box right next to the Ark of the Covenant, never to see the light of day again.
156. Posted by
D91 | October 31, 2009 12:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (177)
I know I left my morals her... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JLawson | October 30, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
I know I left my morals here somwhere - but WHERE?
1. Posted by JLawson | October 30, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:42
2. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I just know that Lost Ark of the Covenant is around here somewhere!
2. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:44
3. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Only one large federal warehouse in Virginia is large enough to store the new health care bill.
3. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:44
4. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Oh, is this where we hide the military ballots?
4. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:45
5. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Sometimes when he gets a little blue, Obama likes to take a run through all of his favorable press clippings he has saved...
5. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:47
6. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama likes to check in on his personal rainy day stimulus cache.
6. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:48
7. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is where Obama keeps his teleprompter warranties and manuals.
7. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:49
8. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Well if a murderous narcissist like OJ can run through an airport jumping over bags, I can certainly jump over boxes and boxes of birth certificates!
8. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:50
9. Posted by hermie | October 30, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Obama: "Where is the the House Healthcare bill?"
Aide: "Mr. President, you're already walking through the index section."
9. Posted by hermie | October 30, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:51
10. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When he's feeling a little down, Obama loves to peruse Hillary's personal FBI file collection.
10. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:52
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 30, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Hey Joe, make sure YOU read this bill will ya, I have a foursome waiting.
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 30, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:52
12. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Few people know that along with its own movie theater and bowling alley, the White House is equipped with its own Costco.
12. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:53
13. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Now for the next phase of The Plan - A copy of Mao's Little Red Book for each American...
13. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:53
14. Posted by tomg51 | October 30, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A look into my recycle bin
14. Posted by tomg51 | October 30, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:56
15. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
I better hurry, they said to get to the basement quickly before it got away. Gee, who'd a thought the Whitehouse was infested with snipes?!?
15. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:58
16. Posted by Highlander | October 30, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That prophecy sphere has just got to be here somewhere. Damn you Harry Potter!"
16. Posted by Highlander | October 30, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 07:59
17. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To relieve the stresses of the day, the President often sneaks off to the basement and dances the Macarena.
17. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:00
18. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
This is the nerve center of Obamacare where modern archiving systems are used to quickly process the health care requests of the elderly.
18. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:01
19. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You put your right foot in, you pull your right foot out...
19. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:01
20. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Whew, I should start to consider converting my enemies list to a PDF or something!
20. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:02
21. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Voice over: Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
21. Posted by FormerHostage | October 30, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:02
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Man... Pelosi really outdid herself on this bill...
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:04
23. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 30, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Wow-I blamed Bush in all of these speeches?
23. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 30, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:05
24. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama personally makes sure that his annual payment to George Soros is in order.
24. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:06
25. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Look its the Lost Ark of the Communist.
25. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:06
26. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Ah, bureaucracy! My beautiful bureacracy!!!
26. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:06
27. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Marco?"
27. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:06
28. Posted by Good Lt | October 30, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama tours the warehouse containing the first draft of his health care legislation.
28. Posted by Good Lt | October 30, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:07
29. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cash Cache Dash
29. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:08
30. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The President of Dunder-Mifflin.
30. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:09
31. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wow... all the lost ballots from 2000.
31. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:10
32. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So many record, so little time.
32. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:10
33. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
This is where Obama keeps his ego. It no longer fits in the empty suit.
33. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:10
34. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sigh... "records"
34. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:11
35. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dammit... Biden always has the best hiding places.
35. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:11
36. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama always enjoys a visit to the local Teleprompters'R'US
36. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:13
37. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dang, why did Bill archive all these cigars."
37. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:13
38. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama practices his moonwalk.
38. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:16
39. Posted by Brian Epps | October 30, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Dangit! That birth certificate has got to be around here somewhere!
39. Posted by Brian Epps | October 30, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:17
40. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama has a dream sequence where he's running endlessly through a dark maze of boxes and boxes of government forms and death panel rejection letters. And it's a good dream!
40. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:17
41. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
President Obama visits Acorn's private reserve of prefilled voter registration forms in preparation for 2012.
41. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:22
42. Posted by John Sheehan | October 30, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Start the scanners!!! We need to get this Health Care Bill posted to the Intertubes ASAP!!!!!
42. Posted by John Sheehan | October 30, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:23
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Sorry, I won't send 30,000 troops but I am going to send 30,000 care boxes to the Taliban as a friendly gesture.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:26
44. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I love the smell of running through the boxes of my gigantism in the morning, it smells like me."
44. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:27
45. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
President Obama's worst nightmare, surrounded by boxes of speeches but not a teleprompter in sight.
45. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:27
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The souls of all those who join the Democratic party are kept here, awaiting shipment to hell.
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:28
47. Posted by guido | October 30, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Barack Obama tours ACORN's "Ooh, We Just Found More Misplaced Democrat Ballots" Reserve Vote Warehouse. The President is pictured here in the Franken Wing and headed toward the new Harry Reid Wing, presently under construction.
47. Posted by guido | October 30, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:29
48. Posted by JAT | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I run past these boxes then when I say I personally read the Obamacare Bill I technically wont be lying.
48. Posted by JAT | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:30
49. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They'll never take away my secret stash of cigarettes. Never!
49. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:30
50. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Where's my pony?"
50. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:30
51. Posted by Timmer | October 30, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Once I've deliberated over all these battle plans, I'll be ready to think about making a decision on Afghanistan...oooh, look! Photographers!
51. Posted by Timmer | October 30, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:32
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Barack Obama's 'blame Bush' filing system.
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:32
53. Posted by jim2 | October 30, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama hurries to catch the next bureaucratic boxing match.
53. Posted by jim2 | October 30, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:33
54. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama surveys how he has brought peace to the warehouse of boxes, but he has to run quickly to escape all those peaceful boxes, they might just rise up and declare him ineligible for the U.S. Presidency.
54. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:34
55. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
In retrospect, maybe they should have waited to print up all of those programs for the Chicago Olympics.
55. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:34
56. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My college transcripts were sent to top people. Top. People.
56. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:36
57. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, look, Valerie's making Kool-Aid out all these boxes!"
57. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:36
58. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CORRECTION:
"Oh, look, Valerie's making Kool-Aid out of all these boxes! Kool-Aid!"
58. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:37
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama hoards tea to keep it from being thrown into Boston Harbor.
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:39
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
So this is what happened to the Clinton FBI files.
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:45
61. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 30, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sigh! So many healthcare bills to choose from, so little time!"
61. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 30, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:51
62. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Oh look... Kerry's form 180."
62. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:55
63. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"NEMO!"
63. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:56
64. Posted by Jason Whitley | October 30, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
On my way Mr. Soros...
64. Posted by Jason Whitley | October 30, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 08:56
65. Posted by Rich Moore | October 30, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Wow! My enemies list is starting to get a little long"
65. Posted by Rich Moore | October 30, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:00
66. Posted by PA Patriot | October 30, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hurry...Gotta find where I put those college transcripts before FOX does!"
66. Posted by PA Patriot | October 30, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:04
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More money! I said print more money!
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 30, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:04
68. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 30, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who needs missile defense when you've got one of these cool box forts? Raise the drawbridge!
68. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 30, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:05
69. Posted by Justrand
| October 30, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Barack Obama finds himself in a job setting more in line with his qualifications.
69. Posted by Justrand
| October 30, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:06
70. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 30, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Some days, I just feel boxed in...
70. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 30, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:08
71. Posted by WildWillie | October 30, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama tours his campaign promises storage area. ww
71. Posted by WildWillie | October 30, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:15
72. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 30, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why did they store the various versions of the health care bill in Warehouse 13
72. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 30, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:18
73. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Date night dance practice
73. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:19
74. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 9:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
74. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 9:21 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:21
75. Posted by res | October 30, 2009 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rejected cover art for "This Is It!"
75. Posted by res | October 30, 2009 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:21
76. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama ordered his staff to segregate the czar job applications by political ideaology, here Obama is seen passing through the Maoist section...
76. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:25
77. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Ego has landed:
Grammy Winner: Check
United States Senator: Check
President of the United States: Check
Nobel Laureate: Check
King of Pop: Next
77. Posted by Eric | October 30, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:25
78. Posted by Spencer | October 30, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Peons...Oh Peons...Where are you?"
78. Posted by Spencer | October 30, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:29
79. Posted by CDR M | October 30, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe the Plumbers records are in the first box there on the bottom right.
79. Posted by CDR M | October 30, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:30
80. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After long and thoughtful deliberation with his top staff, and confident in his decision, the largest military operation of the Obama presidency is ready to begin. Seen here, the President tours the staging area for the Anti-Fox News Airborne Pamphlet Drop...
80. Posted by IowaRight | October 30, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:32
81. Posted by Stan25 | October 30, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Can't let anyone see that birth certificate or I am shot down
81. Posted by Stan25 | October 30, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:35
82. Posted by dfbaskwill | October 30, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry Obama auditions for the remake of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" by running through the Obamacare Guidelines Repository.
82. Posted by dfbaskwill | October 30, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:40
83. Posted by Tim | October 30, 2009 9:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look, it's the Rose Law Firm billing records!!
83. Posted by Tim | October 30, 2009 9:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:44
84. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 30, 2009 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There. With my LSAT scores safely hidden, no-one will ever find them.
84. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 30, 2009 9:51 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 09:51
85. Posted by Joe Miller | October 30, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I'm going to fill every one of these boxes with the heads of my enemies...I hope I have enough boxes."
85. Posted by Joe Miller | October 30, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:55
86. Posted by proof | October 30, 2009 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Whistling "Hail to the Chief", Obama strolls through the preamble to his health care care bill.
86. Posted by proof | October 30, 2009 9:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 09:58
87. Posted by jennifer | October 30, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yep, President Obama is more humble than we think, you see, these are the files and notes that he made about his life for his book "Dreams of My Father", which he often jogs around giddily. Some day these will end up in the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library.
87. Posted by jennifer | October 30, 2009 9:59 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 09:59
88. Posted by proof | October 30, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack keeps his dog selection criteria close in case anything should happen to Bo.
88. Posted by proof | October 30, 2009 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:00
89. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | October 30, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama makes it 1/3 of the way through the Health Care Bill.
89. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | October 30, 2009 10:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:16
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: New book released this week from President Barack Hussein Obama -- Reams of My Blather -- coming to a bookstore warehouse outlet near you. Developing...
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 30, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:22
91. Posted by Donald Chambeers | October 30, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I love this storage of my campaign promises. Where did I file the one on bipartisanship?
91. Posted by Donald Chambeers | October 30, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:25
92. Posted by Matt | October 30, 2009 10:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Looking for his balls, the president wandered for eternity (or until 2012).
92. Posted by Matt | October 30, 2009 10:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:30
93. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 30, 2009 10:32 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"Under the bus, into the box ...
Next
Under the bus, into the box ...
Next
Under the bus, into the box ..."
93. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 30, 2009 10:32 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:32
94. Posted by Rich | October 30, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Somewhere in here there is an Afghanistan plan that I can take full credit for if it works and blame Bush for if it doesn't (and give me a good photo op)
94. Posted by Rich | October 30, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:41
95. Posted by Duke DeLand | October 30, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I run fast I can lap all this money we've printed in just 45 minutes!
95. Posted by Duke DeLand | October 30, 2009 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:43
96. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 30, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
"Hmmm, which box do I think inside of today?"
96. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 30, 2009 10:57 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:57
97. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:02 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
If a state wants to opt out they just have to fill out these few simple forms.
97. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:02 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:02
98. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If a state wants to opt out they just have to fill out a few simple forms.
98. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:03
99. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These are all the reasons I deserve the Nobel prize.
99. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:05
100. Posted by Madalyn | October 30, 2009 11:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My administration said the cameras were all set up in here. YOU LIE!
Madalyn
100. Posted by Madalyn | October 30, 2009 11:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:07
101. Posted by eaglesdontflock
| October 30, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hehe, now that I've ditched those pesky Fox "News" guys, I can practice my putts for a couple hours before jetting to New York for the Soros fundraiser and date night with the boss. Eh? What Afghanistan report??
101. Posted by eaglesdontflock
| October 30, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:09
102. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glad I have all these records of right wing blog comments. They will not go unpunished.
102. Posted by BrentT | October 30, 2009 11:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:11
103. Posted by Zipity | October 30, 2009 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Huh, all of these boxes are more attractive than Michelle's....."
103. Posted by Zipity | October 30, 2009 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:18
104. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama has to warehouse all the records of former friends, advisors, and family he's had to throw under the bus.
And, not just any bus. It's the bus of progress.
104. Posted by fustian | October 30, 2009 11:20 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 11:20
105. Posted by Bill Shives | October 30, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hate it when they pull these pranks on me. I have got to find my tele promter before the speech with the press. I can't talk to anyone without my telepromter. did they hide it down here?
105. Posted by Bill Shives | October 30, 2009 11:22 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 11:22
106. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama searches for Lindsay Lohan's virginity.
106. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2009 11:36 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 11:36
107. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 30, 2009 11:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"And this is where we store all the stuff I promised during the campaign that I have no intention of doing."
107. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 30, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:46
108. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 30, 2009 11:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Somewhere down here is something we didn't blame on Bush yet.
108. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 30, 2009 11:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:48
109. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, where IS that left handed dohickey they said was on the back row?
109. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 11:51 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 11:51
110. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I run fast enough none of this evidence will be seen by the media.
110. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:52
111. Posted by Falze | October 30, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, the old to-do list is really piling up, maybe I should get started on that? Nah, I bet I can get in 9 before lunch."
111. Posted by Falze | October 30, 2009 11:54 AM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 11:54
112. Posted by GarandFan | October 30, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOW! This health care bill is BIG. Where's the page I sign?
112. Posted by GarandFan | October 30, 2009 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:54
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 30, 2009 12:03 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
President Obama, hiding from his responsibilities to our troops in Afghanistan, in an undisclosed location.
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 30, 2009 12:03 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:03
114. Posted by Old Patriot | October 30, 2009 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, all my personal papers in one place ... where nobody will ever find them!
114. Posted by Old Patriot | October 30, 2009 12:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:19
115. Posted by ProphetCat | October 30, 2009 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The health care bill is too big! If I walk, my term will be over.
(Big nod to President Skroob from Spaceballs)
115. Posted by ProphetCat | October 30, 2009 12:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:23
116. Posted by clint | October 30, 2009 12:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama jogs past the boxes containing the only physical printout of the new Heal Every American Life through Hope, Change, and Reforming Everything (HEALTHCARE) Act of 2009, on his way to the signing ceremony.
116. Posted by clint | October 30, 2009 12:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:36
117. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Jive Walking"
117. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 12:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:44
118. Posted by tomg51 | October 30, 2009 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidential Library, circa 2013.
118. Posted by tomg51 | October 30, 2009 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:44
119. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I just know I left those white anglo saxon ballots here somewhere?"
119. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 12:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 12:54
120. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When even the carbon copies cry out Your name, You know Your the Won!"
120. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:02
121. Posted by res | October 30, 2009 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Box Czar Children."
121. Posted by res | October 30, 2009 1:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:02
122. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A socialist with an agenda!"
122. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:03
123. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Little do they know that all these boxes are now empty of money. Boy, I'm good!"
123. Posted by -S- | October 30, 2009 1:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:24
124. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:29 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Man, these new unemployment claims are really starting to annoy Me!"
124. Posted by 914 | October 30, 2009 1:29 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:29
125. Posted by RicardoVerde | October 30, 2009 1:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spielberg called so somebody better go tell Barry that "Raiders" was not a documentary.
125. Posted by RicardoVerde | October 30, 2009 1:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:35
126. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointed continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event."
126. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:36
127. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President Barack Obama jogs past boxes of evidence that the media pointedly continues to ignore on his way to deliver remarks during a Small Business Administration event."
127. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:37
128. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought balloon 'If this ever blows up and the MSM finds this cache of evidence my administration is doomed.'
128. Posted by Gmac | October 30, 2009 1:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:39
129. Posted by Falze | October 30, 2009 1:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"They said I was crazy to want to sell copies of 'Going Rogue', but we'll see who's crazy when I make enough to pay for health care reform!'
129. Posted by Falze | October 30, 2009 1:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:42
130. Posted by Wiglaf | October 30, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And as soon as we clear out Fort Knox we can store this part of the Barack memorabilia collection there.
130. Posted by Wiglaf | October 30, 2009 1:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 13:52
131. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The boxes of "Hope" are over here on the right,
with "Change" mainly on the left. We're send-
them out to the people as fast as we can, but
you know the Post Office........
131. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:01
132. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's a little bit of my ego in every box
you see here.
132. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:02
133. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
'No, Michelle....I said "Where are my BOXERS?"
I need a clean pair for my teachable moment
at 10 AM!'
133. Posted by Trajan | October 30, 2009 2:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:05
134. Posted by grizzlybare | October 30, 2009 2:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"YooHoo...Michelle! I found the last box of
MukLuks in size 12 EEE right here. Want to
try them on, Hon?"
134. Posted by grizzlybare | October 30, 2009 2:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:22
135. Posted by grizzlybare | October 30, 2009 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama takes no second to Bill Clinton when it
comes to compartmentalizing during times of
stress.
135. Posted by grizzlybare | October 30, 2009 2:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:24
136. Posted by Not Always Right | October 30, 2009 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know I left my courage in here; now if I can just find it again!
136. Posted by Not Always Right | October 30, 2009 2:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 14:48
137. Posted by itismedavid | October 30, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Oh, HERE are all the notes and briefs from when I was advisor to ACORN. It's a shame this building is gonna burn down soon.
137. Posted by itismedavid | October 30, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 15:22
138. Posted by Maddox | October 30, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, my list of enemies is really growing.
138. Posted by Maddox | October 30, 2009 3:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 15:43
139. Posted by geo
| October 30, 2009 3:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"They thought Pelosi's 1990 page health care program was big, wait til they see my cap 'n trade legislation".
139. Posted by geo
| October 30, 2009 3:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 15:56
140. Posted by mcurbo
| October 30, 2009 4:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Wait, here I come! Put the casket back on the plane while I get in place."
140. Posted by mcurbo
| October 30, 2009 4:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 16:06
141. Posted by hpb | October 30, 2009 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moonwalkin' through ten copies of ObamaCare bill.
141. Posted by hpb | October 30, 2009 4:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 16:22
142. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, jeepers. It might save some trees if I just made a list of people who AREN'T my enemies!
142. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 17:18
143. Posted by Joe Iaquinto | October 30, 2009 5:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...just ONE cigarette and I'll go back to the press conference!"
143. Posted by Joe Iaquinto | October 30, 2009 5:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 17:19
144. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, that woman's been watching QVC again!
144. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 17:19
145. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll find you Bin Laden! I'LL FIND YOU!!!!
145. Posted by Mick McMick | October 30, 2009 5:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 17:20
146. Posted by ed davis | October 30, 2009 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what you got when you let Willie Wonka write your health care bill.
146. Posted by ed davis | October 30, 2009 5:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 17:48
147. Posted by Saterp | October 30, 2009 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama tours the federal government's latest bailout partner, Dunder Mifflin.
147. Posted by Saterp | October 30, 2009 6:12 PM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 18:12
148. Posted by retired military | October 30, 2009 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barrack Obama studies the latest Health care bill.
148. Posted by retired military | October 30, 2009 7:52 PM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 19:52
149. Posted by retired military | October 30, 2009 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Obama prepares for his 2012 Presidential run he reviews the list of people who have been thrown under the bus.
149. Posted by retired military | October 30, 2009 7:54 PM |
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Posted on October 30, 2009 19:54
150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 30, 2009 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack Obama in
The Running Man
When all you're really good at is campaigning...you can never stop running!
Directed by Michael Bay
An Andrew Breitbart production
150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 30, 2009 8:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 20:03
151. Posted by Bill George | October 30, 2009 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now where can I find that pesky Birth Certificate?
151. Posted by Bill George | October 30, 2009 9:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 21:17
152. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
STOP THE PRESSES! (For good!)
152. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 9:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 21:41
153. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All right, Hillary! It's 3 in the freakin' morning! Which box did you hide that damn ringing phone in?!!!
153. Posted by Korla Pundit | October 30, 2009 9:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 21:43
154. Posted by twolaneflash | October 30, 2009 11:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle and her damn shoes!
154. Posted by twolaneflash | October 30, 2009 11:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 23:00
155. Posted by twolaneflash | October 30, 2009 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baaarraaacckk, walk into the light!!!
155. Posted by twolaneflash | October 30, 2009 11:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 30, 2009 23:03
156. Posted by D91 | October 31, 2009 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama's step is noticeably lighter after he successfully stashed the Constitution in a box right next to the Ark of the Covenant, never to see the light of day again.
156. Posted by D91 | October 31, 2009 12:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 00:55
157. Posted by jbinnout | October 31, 2009 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I'll be damned. Biden is right. There is a nude statue of conjoined four breasted women down here in the basement!
Had to take a second look, didja?
157. Posted by jbinnout | October 31, 2009 1:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 01:57
158. Posted by Prairie | October 31, 2009 6:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just Michelles shoe boxes - nothing to see - move along.....
158. Posted by Prairie | October 31, 2009 6:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 06:23
159. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 31, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama discovers a secret room in the white house where the former occupant kept his collection of panties and cigars.
159. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 31, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 09:08
160. Posted by Reality Check | October 31, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama performs a high-level review of the ethics problems of Congressman Charles Rangel, D-NY.
160. Posted by Reality Check | October 31, 2009 9:38 AM |
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Posted on October 31, 2009 09:38
161. Posted by Poole | October 31, 2009 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Clean-up on Aisle 6. Where is that blameguy - Bush? Bush? I've got reporters and cameras and a mess that has to blamed on someone - other than me."
161. Posted by Poole | October 31, 2009 9:47 AM |
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Posted on October 31, 2009 09:47
162. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2009 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama stocks up on cases of beer for his HopeToBeer fest beer summit.
162. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2009 11:35 AM |
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Posted on October 31, 2009 11:35
163. Posted by 914 | October 31, 2009 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pay no attention to the boxes of IOU's I have saddled the next generations with.. Just note the arrogance in which I do so."
Barry-
163. Posted by 914 | October 31, 2009 3:44 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2009 15:44
164. Posted by grizzlybare | October 31, 2009 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Gibbsy...when the seedlings are a foot
high we'll transplant them into trash cans!"
164. Posted by grizzlybare | October 31, 2009 5:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 17:52
165. Posted by grizzlybare | October 31, 2009 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tell EggLand it's campaign MONEY we want. What
the hell are we gonna do with all these eggs?"
165. Posted by grizzlybare | October 31, 2009 5:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 17:55
166. Posted by rbee | October 31, 2009 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe! Nancy! Harry!Olly Olly oxen free!!
166. Posted by rbee | October 31, 2009 6:02 PM |
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Posted on October 31, 2009 18:02
167. Posted by Spike | October 31, 2009 11:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama jogs through a warehouse where he claims that 35,000 boxes were either saved or created due to his Stimulus Bill.
167. Posted by Spike | October 31, 2009 11:13 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2009 23:13
168. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | November 1, 2009 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed in one term.
168. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | November 1, 2009 1:03 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2009 01:03
169. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2009 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Attention Mr. Alinski... The diebold's await final input for 2012 in aisle 22."
169. Posted by 914 | November 1, 2009 1:32 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2009 01:32
170. Posted by Pilgrim | November 1, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After losing the 2012 election in a landslide, Obama hurries to the first day of his new career as a warehouse coffee-and-office-supply gofer.
170. Posted by Pilgrim | November 1, 2009 10:51 AM |
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Posted on November 1, 2009 10:51
171. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Barack Obama reveals his stockpile of race cards
171. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2009 11:09
172. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
172. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2009 11:17
173. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After winning the Noble Prize for Peace, Barack Obama now sets his sights on the Heisman Trophy
173. Posted by Jeff | November 1, 2009 11:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2009 11:21
174. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 1, 2009 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama toured the "dead letter" vault at the U.S. Post Office today and discovered why they can't compete with FedEx and UPS.
174. Posted by RadiCalMan | November 1, 2009 5:22 PM |
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Posted on November 1, 2009 17:22
175. Posted by grizzlybare | November 2, 2009 12:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm the greatest B-BALL president in history.
Now I wanna be the greatest BOXER...how'm I
doing, Gibbsy?"
175. Posted by grizzlybare | November 2, 2009 12:25 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2009 00:25
176. Posted by grizzlybare | November 2, 2009 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are you tellin' me ALL these boxes are filled
with ACORNS? How does THIS get me re-elected?"
176. Posted by grizzlybare | November 2, 2009 12:31 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2009 00:31
177. Posted by Kevin
| November 2, 2009 4:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
177. Posted by Kevin
| November 2, 2009 4:09 AM |
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Posted on November 2, 2009 04:09