Let's imagine for a second that it's late at night and you're hungry. You decide to go to a nice restaurant and get a meal. You sit, the waiter approaches you, and you begin to order some food. Unless you try to order "human flesh," this should not happen to you:
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
That was from AP/Yahoo! Maybe someone had just finished watching 28 Days Later or Zombieland?
I don't know if I can impress on you how unbelievably weird this is (I mean, if you don't already realize it). I've eaten out late at night in a restaurant myself. I don't know how I'd react if I was biting into a hamburger and someone jumped out, called me a vampire, and tried to drive a stake into my heart.
Apparently Halloween has come a little early.
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Comments (13)
So does this qualify has a ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 25, 2009 9:10 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
So does this qualify has a hate crime?
1. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 25, 2009 9:10 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 21:10
2. Posted by James Cloninger | October 25, 2009 9:14 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
@Mac:
Depends...was it a undocumented gay black zombie?
2. Posted by James Cloninger | October 25, 2009 9:14 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 21:14
3. Posted by Strick | October 25, 2009 9:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"The man then ran out a back door."
Ah. A fast zombie. Prefer the old school slow zombies myself.
3. Posted by Strick | October 25, 2009 9:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 21:34
4. Posted by RicardoVerde | October 25, 2009 10:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He was confused. Pod people are sometimes mistaken for zombies. Usually zombies noses fall off when struck, so I'm a thinkin this was a pod person.
4. Posted by RicardoVerde | October 25, 2009 10:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 22:53
5. Posted by serpent | October 25, 2009 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A person has got the right to protect himself from zombies.
5. Posted by serpent | October 25, 2009 11:01 PM |
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Posted on October 25, 2009 23:01
6. Posted by 914 | October 25, 2009 11:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PETA Ozombie reject.
6. Posted by 914 | October 25, 2009 11:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 23:13
7. Posted by DocinPA | October 25, 2009 11:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Well, one good way to respond would be to shoot the SOB several times with .40 or .45 high performance ammo. That should be perfect sit down and STFU medicine.
7. Posted by DocinPA | October 25, 2009 11:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2009 23:39
8. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | October 26, 2009 12:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Are zombies covered in the new Healthcare reform legislation?
I know illegals and abortions aren't.....just wondering.
8. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | October 26, 2009 12:21 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 00:21
9. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2009 12:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Are zombies covered in the new Healthcare reform legislation?"
Yes, all of the Wun's hypnotic's are asuaged in the details.
9. Posted by 914 | October 26, 2009 12:38 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 00:38
10. Posted by davidt | October 26, 2009 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did somebody mention zombies?
http://tiny.cc/wVoIz
10. Posted by davidt | October 26, 2009 12:53 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 00:53
11. Posted by ram | October 26, 2009 6:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was looking for some other content but found it and it was my pleasure reading this post. We appreciate the time you must have taken to present this information so clearly.
11. Posted by ram | October 26, 2009 6:19 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 06:19
12. Posted by Cindermutha | October 26, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are zombies covered in the new Healthcare reform legislation?"
Of course they are. The necro-American vote is one of the Democrat's most faithful voters.
12. Posted by Cindermutha | October 26, 2009 7:49 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 07:49
13. Posted by roz | October 26, 2009 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retard, the man who ran out the back door was the hitter, not the "zombie".
13. Posted by roz | October 26, 2009 8:00 PM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 20:00