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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 16, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton ajusts headphones at Echo Moskvy radio station Wednesday morning, Oct. 14, 2009. Clinton is wrapping up a five-day tour of Europe on Wednesday with a series of informal meetings in Moscow and the Russian republic of Tatarstan aimed at helping redefine U.S.-Russian relations. (AP Photo/ Alexander Zemlianichenko)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (141)

Sec of State Clinton reciev... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

Sec of State Clinton recieves news that Barrack Obama just resigned.

1. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:42

"the lunatic, is in my head... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by tomg51 | October 16, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
tomg51:

"the lunatic, is in my head"

2. Posted by tomg51 | October 16, 2009 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:42

"The voices, I cant stop th... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

"The voices, I cant stop the voices, they tell me to do things."

3. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:43

The effects of botox wearin... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by iwogisdead | October 16, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

The effects of botox wearing off, Secretary of State Clinton pulls on her ears to reduce wrinkle lines.

4. Posted by iwogisdead | October 16, 2009 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:43

Why do all socialist dictat... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Why do all socialist dictators out of power look like this?

5. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:44

This is what happens when o... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

This is what happens when old man time puts a whoopin on you with an ugly stick.

6. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:45

And to think that before no... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

And to think that before now only her makeup artist knew for sure.

7. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:45

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary reacts to the news that a new Gallup survey shows support for Obama is 56% while her favorable ratings stand at 62%.

8. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:46

Hillary suddenly hits on a ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary suddenly hits on a plan to send Bill up in a weather balloon.

9. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:46

"Heeeeerrrrreeeeeeee'ssss H... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Retired military | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retired military:

"Heeeeerrrrreeeeeeee'ssss HIllary!!!"

10. Posted by Retired military | October 16, 2009 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:46

Later in the day, the perso... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Later in the day, the person who had suggested replacing Steven Tyler with Hillary Clinton was fired.

11. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:47

She's just a couple of moon... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

She's just a couple of moonbat questions away from going the full Helen Thomas...

12. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:47

Barrack Obama's aides were ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Barrack Obama's aides were overheard commenting "Is it Halloween yet?"

13. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:47

Hillary listens for instruc... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary listens for instructions to where the little red slippers are.

14. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:48

"Does the volume go to elev... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Does the volume go to eleven?"

15. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:48

Looks like it's time for a ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like it's time for a re-boot.

16. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:49

Man, I thought Yasser Arafa... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Man, I thought Yasser Arafat was dead.

17. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:49

"Wow, Limbaugh really makes... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Wow, Limbaugh really makes sense."

18. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:50

And this person, ladies and... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

And this person, ladies and gentlemen, was the runner-up for the Democratic nomination.

19. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:50

On a recent trip to Krappla... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
IowaRight:

On a recent trip to Krapplackistan, the SecState is pleasantly surprised when a roque translator talks dirty to her...

20. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:50

Looks like the vast right-w... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like the vast right-wing conspiracy finally got to her...

21. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:51

Obam...ho...tep....<br /... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obam...ho...tep....
Obam...ho...tep....
Obam...ho...tep....

22. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:51

Yep, that's what Obama fore... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Yep, that's what Obama foreign policy will do to a person.

23. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:51

Hillary just learned there ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary just learned there will be no sanctions on Iran ... seems like Obama's gift of a "reset" button gave Russia the upper hand over America.

24. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:52

Hillary just heard her own ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary just heard her own cackle.

25. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:53

Upon hearing Obama's receip... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Upon hearing Obama's receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize after only two weeks in office, Hillary's head explodes... in 3... 2... 1...

26. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:53

Listening to Bill Clinton's... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Listening to Bill Clinton's deathbed confessions she finds out that Bill actually did love her.

27. Posted by retired military | October 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:53

This year's White House Jac... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

This year's White House Jack-o-lantern is REALLY scary!

28. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:54

Hillary into microphone: "... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Steve | October 16, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Steve:

Hillary into microphone: "Now listen, kid ... when he calls on you, you say,'Why do people HATE you so much?' Got it?"

29. Posted by Steve | October 16, 2009 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 07:58

I'm going off the rails on ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train...

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:02

Feb. 20, 2010 - Sec. of St... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 16, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

Feb. 20, 2010 - Sec. of State Hillary Clinton prepares to explain the precepts of "Smart Diplomacy" during her weekly Saturday program on Radio Obama (formerly National Public Radio).

31. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 16, 2009 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:02

Rahm, does the new health c... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Rahm, does the new health care plan also cover mental health?

No reason, just asking...

32. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:04

God I love Foghat....... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 16, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

God I love Foghat....

33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 16, 2009 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:05

She's as nutty as squirrel ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

She's as nutty as squirrel poop!

34. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:09

Who would have guessed that... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Who would have guessed that Hillary's secret guilty pleasure is romance novels on tape...

35. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:13

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary reacts to the news that excessive drug use has rendered her husband impotent.

36. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:14

Hillary likes to relax by l... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terry S/Will Profit:

Hillary likes to relax by listening to the audio book "The Audacity of Hope."

37. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:14

"Yesss we mussst haves it..... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Yesss we mussst haves it... My Presssciousss!"

38. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:14

Hillary was on top of her g... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Faith+1 | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Hillary was on top of her game, the Presidency was hers for the taking--then an aide said, "Hey, listen to this Obama guy....."

39. Posted by Faith+1 | October 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:14

Where will you be when your... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

40. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:15

Apparently, Bill left the o... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Apparently, Bill left the odd recording device behind at the White House...

41. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:16

Lizard person revealed as H... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Lizard person revealed as Hillary removes mask.

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:16

All Democrats get that look... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

All Democrats get that look when listening to Mr. Soros.

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:17

After explaining the US for... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

After explaining the US foreign policy regarding Iran Hillary tells the UN Security Council: "Th- Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks."

44. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:18

Just wondering - What if al... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Just wondering - What if all of the 72 virgins looked like this?

45. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:20

What's my motivation?... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What's my motivation?

Just think of George Bush.

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:20

My name is Legion, for we a... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

My name is Legion, for we are many.

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:23

Hillary is channeling Alexa... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Hillary is channeling Alexander Haig: I am in control here!

48. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:23

NO NO NO the call is suppos... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | October 16, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

NO NO NO the call is supposed to be at 3 AM...not 3 PM..

49. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | October 16, 2009 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:24

This picture is fake - it's... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JAT:

This picture is fake - it's obvious that it's a photo shopped picture of Nancy Pelosi.

50. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:25

I can see it! I can see it!... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I can see it! I can see it! Government control of health care!

51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:25

Can you believe it? He fina... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Can you believe it? He finally gets the 3am call and it's a frickin' Nobel Peace Prize...

52. Posted by fustian | October 16, 2009 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:27

Mrs. Clinton, Snow White (S... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mrs. Clinton, Snow White (Sarah Palin) is about to bite the apple.

53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:28

Back in my old diesel subma... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

Back in my old diesel submarine days - we'd say she been snorkeling too long! She looks like some one pulled a vacuum on the boat.

OK this wasn't an entry - but damn - this is our Secretary of State! Scary!

54. Posted by JAT | October 16, 2009 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:30

Convinced he must have made... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 8:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Convinced he must have made a deal with the devil, Hillary is obsessed with listening for hidden satanic messages in Obama speeches played in reverse..

55. Posted by IowaRight | October 16, 2009 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:41

Clinton - "Everyone should ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Al Pennam | October 16, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Clinton - "Everyone should hear conservative talk radio the way I am right now."

Sound Engineer - "Uh, the headphones aren't plugged in, ma'am."

Clinton (darkly) - "Precisely."

56. Posted by Al Pennam | October 16, 2009 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:45

"MORE COWBELL!!!"</p... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"MORE COWBELL!!!"

57. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:46

Clinton - "What am I hearin... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Al Pennam | October 16, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Clinton - "What am I hearing now? Bach? Tchaikovsky? Definitely Tchaikovsky. I'd recognize his Francesca da Rimini any day."

Sound Engineer - "No, the microphones still aren't plugged in, ma'am."

Clinton - "Vast right-wing conspiracy!"

58. Posted by Al Pennam | October 16, 2009 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:57

So THAT'S the frequency!</p... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by jim2 | October 16, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
jim2:

So THAT'S the frequency!

59. Posted by jim2 | October 16, 2009 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 08:59

braaaaiiiiiiinnnnnns......<... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

braaaaiiiiiiinnnnnns......

60. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:00

Queen of the Damned.... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Queen of the Damned.

61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:00

Hillary always breaks up th... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Hillary always breaks up the room when she does her Nancy Pelosi impersonation.

62. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:01

After 37 forced hours of "<... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Falze | October 16, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Falze:

After 37 forced hours of "mmmm mmmm mmmm Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm", Hillary cracks and announces to the press that she has no more interest in running for President.

63. Posted by Falze | October 16, 2009 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:03

Hillary does the Moose Danc... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Hillary does the Moose Dance.

64. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:04

She really shouldn't be wat... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

She really shouldn't be watching porn on government computers.

65. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:06

Remember, when the damning ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Remember, when the damning of your soul is complete, this ring will turn black.

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:07

Dammmit! Rick Rolled again!... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Dammmit! Rick Rolled again!

67. Posted by FormerHostage | October 16, 2009 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:07

What's the frequency Kennet... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 16, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Terry S/Will Profit:

What's the frequency Kenneth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtxz4yV_-3g

68. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 16, 2009 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:17

Mrs. Clinton is presented, ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by jpo | October 16, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jpo:

Mrs. Clinton is presented, for the first time, with audio and visual evidence Bill really DID have sex with that intern,...and that one,...oh yeah, and Ms. Lewinsky as well.

69. Posted by jpo | October 16, 2009 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:30

I had to record it myself, ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Steve | October 16, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve:

I had to record it myself, but here's the debut of "Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Hillary Rodham Clinton"!

70. Posted by Steve | October 16, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:38

I have got to stop eating t... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 16, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

I have got to stop eating those jalapeno peppers in the morning!

71. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 16, 2009 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:39

"This pants suit makes me l... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Al | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al:

"This pants suit makes me look WHAT?"

72. Posted by Al | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:41

There was an accident? I... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Rich | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Rich:

There was an accident? I am the President.....and a widow?

73. Posted by Rich | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:41

Michelle called Hillary for... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Michelle called Hillary for advice after Barack danced with Latina hottie, Thalia, at The White House.

74. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 09:41

Sometimes I kind of underst... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by MPR | October 16, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
MPR:

Sometimes I kind of understand and feel sorry for Bill. Sometimes. Just sometimes.

75. Posted by MPR | October 16, 2009 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:03

Hillary hears that Congress... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 16, 2009 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Hillary hears that Congress decided to pass Hillarycare after all.

76. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 16, 2009 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:04

So that's what freedom soun... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by papatodd | October 16, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
papatodd:

So that's what freedom sounds like.

77. Posted by papatodd | October 16, 2009 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:05

"...and your little dog, to... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by proof | October 16, 2009 10:06 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
proof:

"...and your little dog, too!"

78. Posted by proof | October 16, 2009 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:06

Can you see my mood ring? I... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by jennifer | October 16, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

Can you see my mood ring? It is black!
Wait, the CD is telling me I am racist, must not speak against black. Obama is god, Obama is great, I must go to a podunk country, Bill was not the first black president, Obama earned the Nobel Peace Price, Bill did not have sex with that woman, Obama is super ruler of the universe...(indoctrination of a wicked white woman)

79. Posted by jennifer | October 16, 2009 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:07

"I'm good enough, I'm smart... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by jpo | October 16, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jpo:

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me!"

80. Posted by jpo | October 16, 2009 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:19

That hideous noise is Barba... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Stan25 | October 16, 2009 10:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stan25:

That hideous noise is Barbara Streisand singing her latest rendition of the Star Spangled Banner

81. Posted by Stan25 | October 16, 2009 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:20

Hillary is listening the la... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Stan25 | October 16, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stan25:

Hillary is listening the latest Rush Limbaugh monologue

82. Posted by Stan25 | October 16, 2009 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:22

ET phones home.... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Hodink | October 16, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Hodink:

ET phones home.

83. Posted by Hodink | October 16, 2009 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:29

That Hillary Halloween mask... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Matt | October 16, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Matt:

That Hillary Halloween mask is so, frickin' scary, it turned Bill's hair white!

84. Posted by Matt | October 16, 2009 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:29

Joint impeachment, Obama an... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by mathman | October 16, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
mathman:

Joint impeachment, Obama and Biden?
That makes me . . . PRESIDENT!

85. Posted by mathman | October 16, 2009 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:35

Hillary reacts to news that... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by BluesHarper | October 16, 2009 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Hillary reacts to news that Rush Limbaugh quit.

86. Posted by BluesHarper | October 16, 2009 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:49

Nice web-cam Huma!... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Kavorka | October 16, 2009 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kavorka:

Nice web-cam Huma!

87. Posted by Kavorka | October 16, 2009 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:54

Hillary learns that not onl... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary learns that not only did Obama get Bill's Nobel Peace Prize but it also looks like he'll get HER Healthcare bill.

88. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 16, 2009 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 10:57

"Mmmmmmm...puppies!"... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jay | October 16, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay:

"Mmmmmmm...puppies!"

89. Posted by Jay | October 16, 2009 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 11:11

Hillary on Russian mind con... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by PapaRay | October 16, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PapaRay:

Hillary on Russian mind control - "You vill show us nukes, da?"

90. Posted by PapaRay | October 16, 2009 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 11:14

My surgery to get Nancy Pel... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by aardvarknav | October 16, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
aardvarknav:

My surgery to get Nancy Pelosi eyes was highly successful

91. Posted by aardvarknav | October 16, 2009 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 11:37

What's the frequency, Kenne... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by itismedavid | October 16, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

92. Posted by itismedavid | October 16, 2009 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 11:47

TRANSLATOR: "Mr Putin reje... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by GarandFan | October 16, 2009 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

TRANSLATOR: "Mr Putin rejects your calls for sanctions on Iran and suggests you bend over and smile."

93. Posted by GarandFan | October 16, 2009 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 12:14

WTF did he do now?... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by hcddbz | October 16, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
hcddbz:

WTF did he do now?

94. Posted by hcddbz | October 16, 2009 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 12:43

Pillow talk was never Her f... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Pillow talk was never Her forte.

95. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:05

"The same thing we do every... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by NGrove | October 16, 2009 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NGrove:

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!"

96. Posted by NGrove | October 16, 2009 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:06

While she wasn't sure what ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Gmac | October 16, 2009 1:06 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Gmac:

While she wasn't sure what was up her ass Hillery decided that music was definitely needed to complete the experience.

97. Posted by Gmac | October 16, 2009 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:06

"Ms. Clinton? Vince Foster... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by utbw42 | October 16, 2009 1:12 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
utbw42:

"Ms. Clinton? Vince Foster, Line 1"

98. Posted by utbw42 | October 16, 2009 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:12

"That's just crazy talk."</... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"That's just crazy talk."

99. Posted by rodney dill | October 16, 2009 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:53

Putin presses Hillary's res... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Roy | October 16, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy:

Putin presses Hillary's reset button

100. Posted by Roy | October 16, 2009 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 13:53

Lost in Translation... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Porkopolis | October 16, 2009 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Lost in Translation

101. Posted by Porkopolis | October 16, 2009 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 14:09

Hillary watching Bill on a ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Madalyn | October 16, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Madalyn:

Hillary watching Bill on a porn channel.
"He never did that with me"
Madalyn

102. Posted by Madalyn | October 16, 2009 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 14:10

Wheeeee! I think I feel a C... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Maryann | October 16, 2009 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maryann:

Wheeeee! I think I feel a Chris Matthews tingle starting up my leg. Wheeeee!

103. Posted by Maryann | October 16, 2009 2:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 14:13

"I am sick and tired of peo... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | October 16, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SicSemperTyrannus:

"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration that somehow you're not patriotic. And we should stand up and say 'We are Americans and we have a right to disagree with any administration.'"

104. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | October 16, 2009 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 14:16

Hillary " He was ... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Dennis D | October 16, 2009 2:58 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Dennis D:

Hillary

" He was born where"?

105. Posted by Dennis D | October 16, 2009 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 14:58

"Madame Secretary....I must... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Trajan | October 16, 2009 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Madame Secretary....I must inform you....
Air Force 1 has just crashed....."

106. Posted by Trajan | October 16, 2009 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:06

"I hear dead people - votin... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Teh Wind | October 16, 2009 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teh Wind:

"I hear dead people - voting"

107. Posted by Teh Wind | October 16, 2009 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:10

"Oh Yes!, Oh Great Obama!".... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 16, 2009 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Oh Yes!, Oh Great Obama!"... This is the Secretary of State, just finishing her daily "Enhanced Indoctrination Talking Points" session.

108. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 16, 2009 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:19

" Poppie's, poppies. Now th... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

" Poppie's, poppies. Now they'll sleep, sleep."

109. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:20

"Baa baa black sheep, had a... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Baa baa black sheep, had a mind She could'nt keep."

110. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:24

"Hi, Ms. Clinton....this is... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Trajan | October 16, 2009 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Hi, Ms. Clinton....this is John, from the
Publishers Clearing House....to inform you
that you are our Grand ......"

111. Posted by Trajan | October 16, 2009 3:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 15:41

"We've got it! We finally h... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by kb | October 16, 2009 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kb:

"We've got it! We finally have proof of a right wing conspiracy!"

112. Posted by kb | October 16, 2009 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 16:08

Bug-eyed bra burner... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Bug-eyed bra burner

113. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 5:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 17:35

Brought to You in Psychotra... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Brought to You in Psychotraumic color.

114. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:00

Jeepers creepers, just in t... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Jeepers creepers, just in time for Halloween.

115. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:01

Now that those hideous mamm... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Mick McMick | October 16, 2009 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mick McMick:

Now that those hideous mammalian humans have left the room, I can take off this uncomfortable visage! Sssssssssss!

116. Posted by Mick McMick | October 16, 2009 6:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:08

Yes, Sean... I hear... and.... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Mick McMick | October 16, 2009 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mick McMick:

Yes, Sean... I hear... and... obey!

117. Posted by Mick McMick | October 16, 2009 6:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:09

"I want to hear what Rush <... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Old Patriot | October 16, 2009 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Old Patriot:

"I want to hear what Rush really said about being cut out of the Rams deal."

118. Posted by Old Patriot | October 16, 2009 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:26

CALLING TO THE PLANET OF FR... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 16, 2009 6:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Flu-Bird:

CALLING TO THE PLANET OF FREAKUS IV the whole of WASHINGTON D.C. is run by freaks

119. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 16, 2009 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:45

Hillary! receives an early ... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by GarandFan | October 16, 2009 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Hillary! receives an early Christmas gift. A tape of "Hail to the Chief" followed by a voice impersonator of Barack Obama addressing her as "Madame President".

120. Posted by GarandFan | October 16, 2009 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 18:55

Hillary breaks off a radio ... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 16, 2009 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Hillary breaks off a radio interview to check out the Meghan McCain blog pix.

121. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 16, 2009 7:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 19:27

Hillary is delighted to dis... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Jer | October 16, 2009 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

Hillary is delighted to discover another fat lady who can actually sing the National Anthem on key.

122. Posted by Jer | October 16, 2009 8:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 20:43

Theorem: Politics is showbi... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Spike | October 16, 2009 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Theorem: Politics is showbiz for the ugly.
Proof: See picture.

123. Posted by Spike | October 16, 2009 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 21:53

One only needs a little per... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Spike | October 16, 2009 9:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

One only needs a little perspective to see that fat interns with red lipstick look good.

124. Posted by Spike | October 16, 2009 9:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 21:58

The uggly side of Hellary.<... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 11:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The uggly side of Hellary.

125. Posted by 914 | October 16, 2009 11:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 16, 2009 23:57

"He's down to 49%! Out-a-si... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | October 17, 2009 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

"He's down to 49%! Out-a-sight!"

126. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | October 17, 2009 12:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 00:13

They love me. They really l... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by richard diamond | October 17, 2009 12:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
richard diamond:

They love me. They really love me. They're sending the mother ship for me.

127. Posted by richard diamond | October 17, 2009 12:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 00:18

"Yessss, just like I told h... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Rick K | October 17, 2009 12:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick K:

"Yessss, just like I told him to, the kid is letting Obama know that people HATE him!"

128. Posted by Rick K | October 17, 2009 12:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 00:35

SAW 6 " Ms. Rodham... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by 914 | October 17, 2009 1:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

SAW 6

" Ms. Rodham. You have always played the victim while dehumanizing and destroying the victims of Your predatory husband.

Now the tables have turned. Your headphones are set to explode in 5 minutes.. If You try to remove them, You will be bathed in hydrochloric acid. Your only way out is to confess to Your husbands many crimes and Your complicitness in destroying bimbos.

Once You have done so You deactivate the trap, maybe..

The choice is Yours.. But dont wait too long..."

129. Posted by 914 | October 17, 2009 1:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 01:07

My God, that is scary!... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Joe | October 17, 2009 6:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

My God, that is scary!

130. Posted by Joe | October 17, 2009 6:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 06:41

That's one wild left eye.</... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Joe | October 17, 2009 6:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

That's one wild left eye.

131. Posted by Joe | October 17, 2009 6:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 06:42

"Why So Serious?"... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Why So Serious?"

132. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2009 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 08:35

SERENITY NOW!!!... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

SERENITY NOW!!!

133. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2009 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 09:36

"it's time to meet the Mupp... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet show tonight."

134. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2009 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 10:26

All work and no play make H... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
...

135. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2009 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 12:37

Last of the original Mousek... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Trajan | October 17, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trajan:

Last of the original Mouseketeers attends big
reunion at Disney Studios.

136. Posted by Trajan | October 17, 2009 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 14:16

"Madam Secretary...I must i... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Trajan | October 17, 2009 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Madam Secretary...I must inform you that
Air Force 1 has crashed. Your mission, should
you decide to accept it, is to report immed-
iately to State..........."

137. Posted by Trajan | October 17, 2009 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 14:20

You say WHO has been impeac... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Marleen | October 17, 2009 2:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Marleen:

You say WHO has been impeached?

138. Posted by Marleen | October 17, 2009 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 17, 2009 14:26

AP - Secretary Clinton when... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by ray | October 17, 2009 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ray:

AP - Secretary Clinton when she joined Alvin and the Chipmunks for the special song recording, "Alvin, the Chipmunks and Friends Feed the World". The charity song was recently published to raise funds for the urgent problem of animal hunger in the developing world. Millions of animals go to bed hungry each night, not knowing if they will have food or be food the next day. President Obama asked Secretary Clinton to spearhead head this priority administration international initiative in August of this year.

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Posted on October 17, 2009 16:00

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140. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 19, 2009 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Forget these peace talks. I gotta go. George is having a party!"

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141. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | October 19, 2009 1:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Posted on October 19, 2009 01:34




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