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Comments (131)
Nancy Pelosi: "...and I was... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi: "...and I was entirely overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize."
Dalai Lama: "Sucks to be you."
1. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:35
2. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala"
2. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:36
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Madam the torture must have been painful.
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:37
4. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Good vs Evil
4. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:38
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Are those staples?
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:38
6. Posted by pibill | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Ooooh Nancy, new boob job, huh?
6. Posted by pibill | October 9, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:38
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
You look dumber up close.
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:39
8. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Mr Lama, I ordered Chinese for the after award dinner - I hope that is OK?
8. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:42
9. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 35 (35 votes cast)
The Lama attempts a mind meld and just can't pick up any signal...
9. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 35 (35 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:44
10. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Vulcan mind-meld yielded nothing proving Pelosi was clueless to what was in the ObamaCare bill.
10. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:47
11. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I never did a llama before!
11. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:47
12. Posted by John | October 9, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lama: "Who is this ugly man?"
Pelosi: "Eh, at least it ain't Harry Reid."
12. Posted by John | October 9, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:49
13. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
"Well... Hello Dalai..."
13. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:50
14. Posted by Stan25 | October 9, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just checking to see if those were real and not botoxed
14. Posted by Stan25 | October 9, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:55
15. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Dalai lama - "with women like these I am glad that I became a religous leader"
15. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:55
16. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Dalai lama - "for my next trick I will try to impart wisdom upon a rock"
16. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:56
17. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 9, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yes, I can assure you Nancy that you'll be reincarnated as a man from Texas.
17. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 9, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:56
18. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi - "and I can prove I have firmer breasts than Madaline Albright"
18. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:57
19. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai lama - "Are those track marks from your Botox injections"
19. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 07:59
20. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After meeting with Mrs Pelosi the Dalai Lama started his speech "I have truly looked into the face of evil"
20. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:02
21. Posted by retired nilitary | October 9, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dalai lama - "I will never doubt them again when they say I need new glasses."
21. Posted by retired nilitary | October 9, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:03
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sorry Nancy, 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit."
22. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:03
23. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Beaver and Butthead
23. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:04
24. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pelosi thought bubble - "If my smile were any more faked my face would crack from the botox"
dalai Lama thought bubble - "If her
smile were any more faked her face would crack from the botox"
24. Posted by retired military | October 9, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:05
25. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"The Cougar is not the usual predator of the Llama... Next on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom."
25. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:06
26. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 9, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pelosi: "I never realized that squeezing nipples was a ancient Tibetan greeting."
26. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 9, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:13
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm the speaker of the house...I got that goin' for me...which is nice."
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 9, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:15
28. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's true--Botox is just as strong as superglue.
28. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:20
29. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a last resort, Speaker Pelosi enlisted the assistance of the Dalai Lama to try to understand what a Value Added Tax really is.
29. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:22
30. Posted by Zipity | October 9, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Silly lady, this not what I mean when I say I want you give me head...."
30. Posted by Zipity | October 9, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:23
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 9, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't squeeze the Charmin!
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 9, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:27
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 9, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammys so skinny
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 9, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:28
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"No matter how much I wash my forehead, I still feel dirty" said the Dalai lama after his brief encounter with Nancy Pelosi.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:34
34. Posted by Jason Whitley | October 9, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
(silenting spoken by the Dalai Lama) Yikes...I have dedicated my life fighting evil but I never expected to come face-to-face with Lucifer.
34. Posted by Jason Whitley | October 9, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:34
35. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Nancy: "... so then on my death bed I'll achieve total enlightment?"
Dalai: "Sha! And monkeys might fly out my butt."
35. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:36
36. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Lama, you can head bump me all day and I don't feel a thing!
It's the miracle of Botox!
36. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:36
37. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nancy, baby, I got a whole thing of tic tacs in my pocket, take as many as you like please."
37. Posted by iwogisdead | October 9, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:37
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now what happened to my bracelets? They were here a moment ago.
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:40
39. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Is that a Tibetan Prayer Scroll in your robes, or are you glad to see me?
39. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:42
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dalai Lama and I.
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:42
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Yes, all we Democrats are totally enlightened. Why do you ask?
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:44
42. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nancy, my little alpaca dropping....I'm not wearing any underwear...
42. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:45
43. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pelosi: "You know it's such an honor for you to meet ME."
43. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:46
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Just keep smiling, but Obama still says he won't meet with you."
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:48
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So you promise you will write us an Obama chant?
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:49
46. Posted by Eirc | October 9, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Fin!
Noggin!
DUDE!!!
46. Posted by Eirc | October 9, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:50
47. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yes, you DID already mention that you were Speaker of the House ....
47. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:51
48. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy, come back with me to Tibet. I keep a little love nest on top of the Potala Palace.
It's got a lot better view than Letterman's.
48. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:51
49. Posted by Eric | October 9, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dalai Lama felt his own scalp tingle from the botox.
49. Posted by Eric | October 9, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:52
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pelosi: "You want to meet Sarah whoooooooo?"
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:52
51. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thank you, and your sash looks nice, too!
51. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:53
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I'm sorry. We only help those whom we fear. You are going to have to get a lot meaner, darling.
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:54
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Shudder. Being celibate just got a lot easier.
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:56
54. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But Dalai darling, haven't you made a vow of chastity?
Oh, Nancy, get a clue. I'd expect more coming from the lady committed to "investigating" the ethics violations of Charlie Rangel...
54. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:56
55. Posted by Eric | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You would think the Dalai Lama would know not to look a cobra in the eye.
55. Posted by Eric | October 9, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:56
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: Have you considered self-immolation?
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:57
57. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Two heads are better than one", a counter-example.
57. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:59
58. Posted by Mark L | October 9, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And if the money in the envelope I have handed you, dear lady, is not enough to change Congressional policy towards Tibet, then just remember ancient aphorism of my country -- 'there is more where that came from.'"
58. Posted by Mark L | October 9, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 08:59
59. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You smell like a model."
"I already heard that one!"
59. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:00
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hilarity ensued in the Republican House lounge when Nancy Pelosi used the "secret Tibetan head knock greeting" Boehner had recommended to her.
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:00
61. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Unlike the Vulcan variant that produced unconsciousness, Pelosi giggled helplessly after the "Tibetan Nipple Pinch."
61. Posted by jim2 | October 9, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:00
62. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy, the red robe means I'm horny...
62. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:03
63. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai: "...I too have won the Nobel Peace Prize."
Nancy: "Gee... you get a bowl of soup with that prize?"
63. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:04
64. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai Lama thought bubble:
"That b!+ch is tryin' to look down my robe!"
64. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:04
65. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Celibacy does have its drawbacks...but this proves that there's also advantages.
65. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:06
66. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In its next life your face is coming back as a drum head.
66. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:06
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In today's news, Nancy Pelosi accuses the Dalai Lama of lying.
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:07
68. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Lama, you may have the peace prize, but have you had the "piece" prize...
68. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:08
69. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Worst...
Dancing with The Stars...
couple...
ever...
69. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:08
70. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apparently, this Pelosi attempt at Stimulus failed too.
70. Posted by fustian | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:11
71. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi: 'That tickles! What is that?"
Dalai Lama: 'Oh! That's just one of Richard Gere's hamsters.'
71. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:11
72. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy: "Care to share some Tibetan wisdom with me?"
Dalai: "'tis better to copulate than never."
72. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:11
73. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
At the moment of impact, the Lama reported hearing a distinctly hollow sound...
73. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:35
74. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy I'd fail at proctology - don't think I could do butts after looking you in the face this close.
74. Posted by JAT | October 9, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:39
75. Posted by ChuckFish | October 9, 2009 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Butt-head vs head-butt. Clunck!
75. Posted by ChuckFish | October 9, 2009 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:51
76. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 9:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Lama discreetly informs the Speaker upon her return from the restroom, that the lack of sensation in her face has prevented her from noticing that the toilet paper she used to fix her lipstick is still draped around her neck...
76. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 9:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 09:56
77. Posted by MjM | October 9, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mmmmmm-mmmmm, Oh, Dalai, you're much better than Harry Reid.
77. Posted by MjM | October 9, 2009 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:05
78. Posted by Joe Miller | October 9, 2009 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is so embarrassing. I'm going to go left and you go right. Wait. That didn't work. I'll go right and you go left. Damn! Why can't I figure this out...?
78. Posted by Joe Miller | October 9, 2009 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:08
79. Posted by tommyb | October 9, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With her taunt face frozen in a permanent smile, the Dalai Lama misinterprets her gesture and moves in close for more intimate contact.
79. Posted by tommyb | October 9, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:09
80. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
80. Posted by rodney dill | October 9, 2009 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:12
81. Posted by Hank | October 9, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dalai Lama: Did you hear latest joke? Obama won Nobel prize.
Pelosi: Yes I did, um, what's the Nobel Prize?
81. Posted by Hank | October 9, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:31
82. Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2009 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I sense absolutely nothing in your head Madame Speaker.
82. Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2009 10:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:37
83. Posted by topjimmie | October 9, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai Lama: "I see botox doesn't get the wrinkles out of everything......"
83. Posted by topjimmie | October 9, 2009 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:52
84. Posted by Clancy | October 9, 2009 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In a press conference after their meeting, Nancy confessed that the Dalai Lama promised her total enlightenment on her death bed.
So, she has that going for her...
84. Posted by Clancy | October 9, 2009 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 10:53
85. Posted by ObSNLReference | October 9, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Palamino! PALAMINO!
85. Posted by ObSNLReference | October 9, 2009 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 9, 2009 11:20
86. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 9, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dalai Lama meets his Bizarro World twin.
86. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 9, 2009 11:23 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:23
87. Posted by Dennis D | October 9, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Salvatore I just love your paintings"
87. Posted by Dennis D | October 9, 2009 11:25 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:25
88. Posted by Linejudge | October 9, 2009 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This meeting is such an honor, a proud moment to cherish forever. An honor few people will ever get to experience. I am so glad I could provide this moment for you Mr. Lama.
88. Posted by Linejudge | October 9, 2009 11:42 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:42
89. Posted by Big Country | October 9, 2009 11:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Goonga-aloonga-loon-a-goonga."
Lama: "That was a movie you twit!"
89. Posted by Big Country | October 9, 2009 11:51 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:51
90. Posted by PapaRay | October 9, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai Lama to Nancy: "Instant Karma gonna get you girl!"
90. Posted by PapaRay | October 9, 2009 11:56 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:56
91. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Dalai Lama and the Doll-like mama.
91. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 11:58 AM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 11:58
92. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nancy: Heeeeyyy. How'd you like to meditate on my naked body?
Dalai: I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.
92. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 12:01 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 12:01
93. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's time to RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBLE!
93. Posted by FormerHostage | October 9, 2009 12:02 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 12:02
94. Posted by John Gipson | October 9, 2009 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness, which the Republicans have paid me to arrange shortly... this is known as the titty twister of death
94. Posted by John Gipson | October 9, 2009 12:22 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 12:22
95. Posted by proof | October 9, 2009 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pull my finger."
95. Posted by proof | October 9, 2009 12:47 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 12:47
96. Posted by hpb | October 9, 2009 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Palomino! Palomino!
96. Posted by hpb | October 9, 2009 1:47 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 13:47
97. Posted by itismedavid | October 9, 2009 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is a khata, Nancy, it symbolizes purity, goodwill, auspiciousness and compassion. I am sure the irony won't be lost on anyone.
97. Posted by itismedavid | October 9, 2009 1:54 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 13:54
98. Posted by krkrjak
| October 9, 2009 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You see Dalai, the truth is, Barack doesn't do anything without my approval so don't you worry about his meeting with the Chinese.
98. Posted by krkrjak
| October 9, 2009 2:03 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 14:03
99. Posted by James H | October 9, 2009 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello, Dalai."
99. Posted by James H | October 9, 2009 2:34 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 14:34
100. Posted by Gmac | October 9, 2009 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy "Ha, you did not get the Nobel Peace prize!"
Dali Lama "Yes, but if I headbutt you hard enough you will break into pieces and there will be great joy and celebrating. Which is better?"
100. Posted by Gmac | October 9, 2009 3:24 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 15:24
101. Posted by Wiglaf | October 9, 2009 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai Lama:...and on your deathbed you will achieve total awareness.
Nan: oh thank you, thank you so much
Dalai Lama: No thanks is necessary, you truly deserve it.
101. Posted by Wiglaf | October 9, 2009 4:11 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 16:11
102. Posted by Peter F. | October 9, 2009 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dali and Butthead"
102. Posted by Peter F. | October 9, 2009 4:14 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 16:14
103. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, there won'd be any money, but"-
"How many times have I heard that! You sound just like those nutty Republicans..."
103. Posted by IowaRight | October 9, 2009 4:19 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 16:19
104. Posted by Brian | October 9, 2009 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welcome to the World Thumb Wrestling Championships! Our final is between two very determined opponents who plan on bringing the pain!!!!
104. Posted by Brian | October 9, 2009 4:36 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 16:36
105. Posted by superscrounger | October 9, 2009 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You soaked in dishwashing liquid!?"
"Relax! It's Palmolive.
It mild formula keeps your hands looking young."
105. Posted by superscrounger | October 9, 2009 5:01 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 17:01
106. Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2009 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No you stupid bitch, I bow, THEN YOU BOW!
106. Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2009 6:05 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 18:05
107. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Did I tell you HE walks on water?"
107. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 9, 2009 6:23 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 18:23
108. Posted by Saterp | October 9, 2009 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The world's ugliest siamese twins wish each other well before the operation to separate their conjoined heads.
108. Posted by Saterp | October 9, 2009 7:02 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 19:02
109. Posted by exceller | October 9, 2009 7:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"give to me your leather, take from me my lace"
109. Posted by exceller | October 9, 2009 7:41 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 19:41
110. Posted by Sputum | October 9, 2009 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you ever stop blinking your eyes?
110. Posted by Sputum | October 9, 2009 7:59 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 19:59
111. Posted by Sputum | October 9, 2009 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Me have hand back now, please?
111. Posted by Sputum | October 9, 2009 8:01 PM |
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Posted on October 9, 2009 20:01
112. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Muskrat Love"
112. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 12:40 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 00:40
113. Posted by Steve H. | October 10, 2009 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ass meet Class!!!
113. Posted by Steve H. | October 10, 2009 12:46 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 00:46
114. Posted by Hodink | October 10, 2009 1:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"My lady, I am older and weirder than you are. Want to do the Chicken Dance?"
114. Posted by Hodink | October 10, 2009 1:10 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 01:10
115. Posted by John Gipson | October 10, 2009 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Lama! How about a lil something for the effort!"
115. Posted by John Gipson | October 10, 2009 1:17 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 01:17
116. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lama in Red
116. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 1:51 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 01:51
117. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A view to a Titty twister
117. Posted by 914 | October 10, 2009 1:55 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 01:55
118. Posted by retired military | October 10, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dalai Lama - "Amazing. 20 minutes like this and I havent seen one blink".
118. Posted by retired military | October 10, 2009 8:21 AM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 08:21
119. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | October 10, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sorry Dali the President won't see you so I'll have to do.OK????
119. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | October 10, 2009 12:59 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 12:59
120. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When you snatch the pebble from my... HEY!
120. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 9:32 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 21:32
121. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Holy Monk meets Monkey Hole
121. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 9:56 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 21:56
122. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 10, 2009 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nancy you need MOUTH WASH youve been eating ONIONS
122. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 10, 2009 10:02 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 22:02
123. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
San Fran Nan meets Jet Set Pet from Tibet
123. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:15 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 22:15
124. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy, you have helped me SO MUCH with the abstinence thing!
124. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:16 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 22:16
125. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah! I can see from your rigidity that my apostle Richard Gere was truthful: All Americans are SUPPOSED to have something up their bungholes!
125. Posted by Mick McMick | October 10, 2009 10:19 PM |
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Posted on October 10, 2009 22:19
126. Posted by 914 | October 11, 2009 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Or the mating call of , lamas in love"
126. Posted by 914 | October 11, 2009 1:48 AM |
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Posted on October 11, 2009 01:48
127. Posted by Mick McMick | October 11, 2009 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello, Dalai!
127. Posted by Mick McMick | October 11, 2009 9:35 PM |
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Posted on October 11, 2009 21:35
128. Posted by Mick McMick | October 11, 2009 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops. Already taken.
128. Posted by Mick McMick | October 11, 2009 9:36 PM |
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Posted on October 11, 2009 21:36
129. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 12, 2009 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We may not get the Nobel Peace Prize. More likely the Excess Fabric Award."
129. Posted by Rachel Edith | October 12, 2009 12:13 AM |
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Posted on October 12, 2009 00:13
130. Posted by Hodink | October 12, 2009 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello Dalai."
130. Posted by Hodink | October 12, 2009 12:16 AM |
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Posted on October 12, 2009 00:16
131. Posted by Kevin
| October 12, 2009 2:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
131. Posted by Kevin
| October 12, 2009 2:06 AM |
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Posted on October 12, 2009 02:06