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Comments (128)
Thick as thieves! ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 1:47 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Thick as thieves!
1. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 1:47 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:47
2. Posted by Big Country | September 11, 2009 1:49 PM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
"How about we slip behind the flag and I do to you what we're already doing to the American People?"
2. Posted by Big Country | September 11, 2009 1:49 PM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:49
3. Posted by Dave | September 11, 2009 1:50 PM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
"Wow, you really CAN hear the ocean!"
3. Posted by Dave | September 11, 2009 1:50 PM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:50
4. Posted by FormerHostage | September 11, 2009 1:51 PM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
You smell like a model.
So, you like my perfume?
No. I mean you smell like plastic.
4. Posted by FormerHostage | September 11, 2009 1:51 PM |
Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:51
5. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 11, 2009 1:51 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Wonder twit powers ACTIVATE!
5. Posted by Brian The Adequate | September 11, 2009 1:51 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:51
6. Posted by jpo | September 11, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who does your botox? I've got these bags under my eyes...
6. Posted by jpo | September 11, 2009 1:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:52
7. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Steny and the Plastiasaurus.
7. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 1:55 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:55
8. Posted by FedUp | September 11, 2009 1:58 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Do YOU have any idea what he's talking about?
8. Posted by FedUp | September 11, 2009 1:58 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 13:58
9. Posted by Patti | September 11, 2009 2:00 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi super-glue their heads together in an effort to show Democrat solidarity on Obamacare.
9. Posted by Patti | September 11, 2009 2:00 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:00
10. Posted by steve sturm | September 11, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
One to the other, and the order doesn't matter:
Who would have thought that two idiots like us could rise to such powerful positions?
10. Posted by steve sturm | September 11, 2009 2:02 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:02
11. Posted by Wiglaf | September 11, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Rubbing 2 brain cells together, and still nothing.
11. Posted by Wiglaf | September 11, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:06
12. Posted by Jason Whitley | September 11, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Nancy, look...the President is wearing a thong!
12. Posted by Jason Whitley | September 11, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:06
13. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:07 PM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Nancy:
"He looks so cute when He lie's."
13. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:07 PM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:07
14. Posted by _Mike_ | September 11, 2009 2:07 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ooooohhhhhhhbama
14. Posted by _Mike_ | September 11, 2009 2:07 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:07
15. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
In this case, 2 heads are worse than none.
15. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:08 PM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:08
16. Posted by Justrand
| September 11, 2009 2:09 PM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Could we love us any more??
16. Posted by Justrand
| September 11, 2009 2:09 PM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:09
17. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hoyer whispering: "Nancy dear, I just love the smell of botox in the evening."
17. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:16
18. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 11, 2009 2:19 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Prolonged exposure to Democratic Insipidis, as seen here, has been shown to cause even worse permanent damage than any known flu virus.
18. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 11, 2009 2:19 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:19
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 11, 2009 2:20 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I'm sorry Steny, I can't hear you over over how wonderful I am
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 11, 2009 2:20 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:20
20. Posted by WildWillie | September 11, 2009 2:21 PM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Is that your stimulus package I feel? ww
20. Posted by WildWillie | September 11, 2009 2:21 PM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:21
21. Posted by Oaf | September 11, 2009 2:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They Live! (These glasses give me such a headache)
21. Posted by Oaf | September 11, 2009 2:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:22
22. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Inject Me now or lose Me forever"
22. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 2:27 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:27
23. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well Joe Wilson's not yelling anymore."
"...but I see he found the superglue."
23. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:27
24. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 11, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Hoyer: "Are you for Hoyer?"
Pelosi: "...I'd do you for free."
24. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 11, 2009 2:32 PM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:32
25. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 2:39 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In don't care about your Botox, it is damn inappropriate to look like you are smiling at Ted's funeral...
25. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 2:39 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:39
26. Posted by NGrove | September 11, 2009 2:42 PM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Axis of Idiocy
26. Posted by NGrove | September 11, 2009 2:42 PM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:42
27. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Peloser and the Pelosi
27. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:46 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:46
28. Posted by geo
| September 11, 2009 2:46 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Keep smiling bitch..I am gonna take you down.
28. Posted by geo
| September 11, 2009 2:46 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:46
29. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:47 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hoyer: "Eight Inches."
Pelosi: "YOU LIE!!!"
29. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 2:47 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:47
30. Posted by moseby | September 11, 2009 2:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
H: "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
P: "I bet you say that to all the ghouls."
30. Posted by moseby | September 11, 2009 2:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:48
31. Posted by jim2 | September 11, 2009 2:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Is it true what Harry says you do with that necklace?
31. Posted by jim2 | September 11, 2009 2:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:55
32. Posted by JB | September 11, 2009 2:55 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"I don't want your job Nancy. Now let go of my nuts."
32. Posted by JB | September 11, 2009 2:55 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:55
33. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 11, 2009 2:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ahhh madam speaker, let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear......nothing, nothing, nothing....without pure socialism to hock, we have nothing.
33. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 11, 2009 2:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:56
34. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 2:59 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
O.K. Nancy, here it is again, "We will absolutely oppose any bill that does not include a public option, unless of course it doesn't, in which case we will insist on it, unless it it gets too hard, but, I repeat, we are resolute in our commitment to maintain the public option as a key, but expendable, yet mandatory, unless not expedient, component of any Health Care reform / Health Insurance Reform / Single Payer / Co-op / Government Option legislation to emerge from the House" Got it?
34. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 2:59 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 14:59
35. Posted by Allium | September 11, 2009 3:00 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Dumb and Dumber goes to DC
35. Posted by Allium | September 11, 2009 3:00 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:00
36. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:05 PM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Pretty good one Nancy, but did you hear the one about the Pimp and the Prostitute that walked into an ACORN office....
36. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:05 PM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:05
37. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 3:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Oh the huge vanity
37. Posted by rodney dill | September 11, 2009 3:07 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:07
38. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:08 PM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Damn he's good!! How can he say that stuff with a straight face?
38. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:08 PM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:08
39. Posted by Dodo David | September 11, 2009 3:09 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pelosi: "Is that a stimulus package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Hoyer: "Are you kidding? My eyesight isn't that bad."
39. Posted by Dodo David | September 11, 2009 3:09 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:09
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:09 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:09 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:09
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:11 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
You can hardly see the outline of your Depends ...really.
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:11 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:11
42. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:12 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer....
42. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:12 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:12
43. Posted by VagaBond | September 11, 2009 3:15 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I know Joan Rivers and you're no Joan Rivers."
43. Posted by VagaBond | September 11, 2009 3:15 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:15
44. Posted by Dodo David | September 11, 2009 3:16 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hoyer: "Do you think those reporters will detect our B.S.?"
Pelosi: "Of course not. They're the MSM."
44. Posted by Dodo David | September 11, 2009 3:16 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:16
45. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:19 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Good news Nancy, the latest Gallop poll has Barney back ahead of you again for "Creepiest Member of the House".
45. Posted by IowaRight | September 11, 2009 3:19 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:19
46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You were amazing last night"
46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:21 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:21
47. Posted by glenn | September 11, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Nan: "That's not my belly button"
Steney: "That's not my thumb"
47. Posted by glenn | September 11, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:22
48. Posted by Colorado Right
| September 11, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Its Wind Tunnel Time!
48. Posted by Colorado Right
| September 11, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:22
49. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 11, 2009 3:23 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hoyer: "Boy the public sure is getting more and more upset with all this communist crap we're trying to force on them."
Pelosi: "Let them eat cake."
49. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 11, 2009 3:23 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:23
50. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:24 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
parannoying.
50. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:24 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:24
51. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Next time you be Hotlips and I'll be Frank.
51. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 3:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 15:30
52. Posted by PatrickS | September 11, 2009 4:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What's with the half-black half-white pearl necklace there, babe?
52. Posted by PatrickS | September 11, 2009 4:27 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:27
53. Posted by mpw280 | September 11, 2009 4:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What do you mean you can't feel my hand down there, Come on you can't botox everywhere can you?
mpw
53. Posted by mpw280 | September 11, 2009 4:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:36
54. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:37 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "To help reduce the cost of heathcare we are planning on selling these His and Hers Bobbleheads for a low low cost of $9.99 each"
54. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:37 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:37
55. Posted by Joe Miller | September 11, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Steny: Don't go breakin' my heart...
Pelosi: I couldn't if I tried...
55. Posted by Joe Miller | September 11, 2009 4:39 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:39
56. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoyer - "Nancy under your leadership the Treasury has taken on the appearance of the health care bill, very little goes in but a lot goes out"
56. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:39
57. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoyer - "Nancy, if I said you had a beautiful body... umm never mind"
57. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:40
58. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we have a vapid airhead who doesnt know how to do anything but spend other's people money. Umm check that, here we have two vapid airheads...
58. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:43
59. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pelosi - "is that 50 votes you have in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
59. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:44 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:44
60. Posted by CDR M | September 11, 2009 4:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Botox Ventriloquism for Dummies as performed by Steny Hoyer!
60. Posted by CDR M | September 11, 2009 4:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:46
61. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Producers were pleasantly suprised that they didnt have to use makeup for the stars of their new hit series "The Adamms family".
61. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:47
62. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi - "steny is that botox in your pocket or are you just happen to see me"
Hoyer - "Both"
62. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 4:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:48
63. Posted by JP | September 11, 2009 4:53 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey Nance, wanna take a peek at the only democratic pole that's rising?
63. Posted by JP | September 11, 2009 4:53 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:53
64. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steny and....Turkey neck.
64. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 11, 2009 4:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 16:59
65. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn you, Crazy Glue!!!!!!!!
65. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:01
66. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Psst. Andrew Sullivan just asked me to pass along a request to slip some kind of pothead provision into the bill."
66. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:04
67. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:06 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"There's an angry townhall meeting in my pants, and you're invited!"
67. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:06 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:06
68. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You up for some solitaire?"
68. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:07
69. Posted by Rich | September 11, 2009 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nancy...theres a crack in your face."
69. Posted by Rich | September 11, 2009 5:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:11
70. Posted by tomg51 | September 11, 2009 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only one taker for the cardboard cut-out photo of your head next to Rep Pelosi.
70. Posted by tomg51 | September 11, 2009 5:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:15
71. Posted by G. | September 11, 2009 5:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Nancy,do you think we can take them for anymore?"
71. Posted by G. | September 11, 2009 5:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:18
72. Posted by UncleZeb | September 11, 2009 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two Bitches!
72. Posted by UncleZeb | September 11, 2009 5:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:19
73. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoyer - "Nancy you are like a $2 hooker"
Pelois - "Are you talking about my looks?"
Hoyer - " No. There's a cap on what you pay in in premiums. There's no cap on what you receive back."
73. Posted by retired military | September 11, 2009 5:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:33
74. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Did we just call half the country 'un-American'?"
74. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 5:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:44
75. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 11, 2009 5:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ppsst. "Botox, I've got the good stuff!"
75. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 11, 2009 5:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 17:58
76. Posted by GarandFan | September 11, 2009 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quit squeezing my balls, I've already told you I'll vote for the public option!
76. Posted by GarandFan | September 11, 2009 6:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 18:02
77. Posted by TJ | September 11, 2009 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Starring in the soon to be released epic "On The Road To Debacle"
77. Posted by TJ | September 11, 2009 6:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 18:04
78. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 6:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You think the country would support a 'pubic' option?"
78. Posted by Korla Pundit | September 11, 2009 6:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 18:08
79. Posted by ras | September 11, 2009 7:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"That Botox on your head sure is sticky!"
79. Posted by ras | September 11, 2009 7:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 19:30
80. Posted by BluesHarper | September 11, 2009 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me see you do this. Just put your lips together and blow.
Didn't think so.
80. Posted by BluesHarper | September 11, 2009 7:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 19:40
81. Posted by tom douglas | September 11, 2009 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on Nanc, You know he is lying!
81. Posted by tom douglas | September 11, 2009 7:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 19:54
82. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll put a clause into Obamacare to cover Botox if you'll stick in one for Viagra...
82. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 8:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 20:15
83. Posted by Bill M | September 11, 2009 8:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Whispers..."I can't believe the press buys into this crap."
Responds..."Me either!"
83. Posted by Bill M | September 11, 2009 8:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 20:44
84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 11, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They say we're dumb and we don't know
how high we'll make the deficit grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause I've got mine, and baby so do you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 11, 2009 8:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 20:53
85. Posted by Teh_Silent_1 | September 11, 2009 9:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well, look at that, Think Hillary knows she's got a hole in her undies Nancy?
85. Posted by Teh_Silent_1 | September 11, 2009 9:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 21:13
86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 11, 2009 9:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With a Jimmy Carter clone in the White House, it was just a matter of time until Letterman rolled out the politico-comedic stylings of zombie Wayland Flowers and zombie Madam.
86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 11, 2009 9:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2009 21:20
87. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
Shit Nancy, the mike is still on!
87. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 9:57 PM |
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Posted on September 11, 2009 21:57
88. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 9:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof that Survival of the Fittest doesn't apply to Congress.
88. Posted by fustian | September 11, 2009 9:59 PM |
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Posted on September 11, 2009 21:59
89. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cock n Bull no blinky show
89. Posted by 914 | September 11, 2009 11:47 PM |
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Posted on September 11, 2009 23:47
90. Posted by Hodink | September 12, 2009 1:08 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
"This is how you purse your lips. Can you do that anymore?"
90. Posted by Hodink | September 12, 2009 1:08 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 01:08
91. Posted by SShiell | September 12, 2009 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
91. Posted by SShiell | September 12, 2009 1:36 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 01:36
92. Posted by fustian | September 12, 2009 4:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But Nancy, how do you know he's lying?
His lips are moving, aren't they?
92. Posted by fustian | September 12, 2009 4:01 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 04:01
93. Posted by poptoy | September 12, 2009 6:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ah Stanley Finally health Care for the masses." "Yes Nancy but we are exempt from it" "OOOOOOOOOOh".
93. Posted by poptoy | September 12, 2009 6:52 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 06:52
94. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hmmmm? Maybe I will get that swine flu shot after all.
94. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 9:21 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 09:21
95. Posted by rodney dill | September 12, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He offered her honor.
She honored his offer.
So all night long
it was honor and offer.
95. Posted by rodney dill | September 12, 2009 9:30 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 09:30
96. Posted by FormerHostage | September 12, 2009 10:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It still doesn't equal one wit.
96. Posted by FormerHostage | September 12, 2009 10:13 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 10:13
97. Posted by Poole | September 12, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoyer: I have a knife in your back. This is what I want you to do....
Pelosi: I have a knife in my right hand. Guess where? This is what you WILL do for me...
Hoyer: At least we're on the same side.
97. Posted by Poole | September 12, 2009 10:25 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 10:25
98. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~You cant hide Your lyin eyes
And Your smile is a big surprise
I thought by now You'd realize
There aint no way to hide those lyin eyes
There aint no way to hide those nip and tuck eyes
Honey You cant hide Your lyin eyes~
98. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 10:52 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 10:52
99. Posted by twolaneflash | September 12, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Pelosi, President Pelosi, President Pelosi....
99. Posted by twolaneflash | September 12, 2009 11:49 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 11:49
100. Posted by twolaneflash | September 12, 2009 11:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Denny Crane!
100. Posted by twolaneflash | September 12, 2009 11:50 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 11:50
101. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Destined for plots under the bus!
101. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 12:10 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 12:10
102. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two nitwits, one plan.
102. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 12:15 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 12:15
103. Posted by Jeff | September 12, 2009 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, lets skip out of here and go grab a Fresca
103. Posted by Jeff | September 12, 2009 12:33 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 12:33
104. Posted by Madalyn | September 12, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SH: He lies with such a straight face. How does he do it?
NP: Botox, works every time!
104. Posted by Madalyn | September 12, 2009 2:02 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 14:02
105. Posted by jbinnout | September 12, 2009 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I refused to believe that picture of Hilary, but it's worse in person.
105. Posted by jbinnout | September 12, 2009 2:07 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 14:07
106. Posted by GarandFan | September 12, 2009 2:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hoyer advises Pelosi that a new shipment of botox has just arrived on Capitol Hill.
106. Posted by GarandFan | September 12, 2009 2:25 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 14:25
107. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steny: "PSSST, Have You been innoculated from Botoxia yet? I hear its going around."
107. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 2:32 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 14:32
108. Posted by william Duffy | September 12, 2009 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If this was sleeping beauty? It is now a horror show not a fairy tale
108. Posted by william Duffy | September 12, 2009 3:58 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 15:58
109. Posted by xiphos | September 12, 2009 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two heads.....same as none!
109. Posted by xiphos | September 12, 2009 4:38 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 16:38
110. Posted by JAT | September 12, 2009 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy perform their last curtain call singing The Indian Love Call - "When I am calling you!"
110. Posted by JAT | September 12, 2009 4:41 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 16:41
111. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steny: Nancy dear, your the only one I know that can keep a staighter face than Barry while He lies.
111. Posted by 914 | September 12, 2009 8:55 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 20:55
112. Posted by Dave G. | September 12, 2009 11:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let's go get the booze Kennedy left in his office.
112. Posted by Dave G. | September 12, 2009 11:02 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 23:02
113. Posted by Dave G. | September 12, 2009 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It has been over four hours. Should I seek medical attention?
113. Posted by Dave G. | September 12, 2009 11:04 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2009 23:04
114. Posted by proof | September 13, 2009 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's go get the booze Kennedy left in his office."
Dave: It's not believable that Kennedy would have left any booze!
114. Posted by proof | September 13, 2009 1:08 AM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 01:08
115. Posted by DB | September 13, 2009 1:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Nancy, I have and always will respect you"
(Even when your ousted.)
115. Posted by DB | September 13, 2009 1:36 AM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 01:36
116. Posted by Weegie | September 13, 2009 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steny - Look at all those stupid peasants out there who actually believe we give a damn about them!
Nancy - Aren't they adorable!
116. Posted by Weegie | September 13, 2009 11:21 AM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 11:21
117. Posted by 914 | September 13, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steny
"When should We stick the knife in Him?"
Nancy
When He slips up and tells truth."
117. Posted by 914 | September 13, 2009 1:24 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 13:24
118. Posted by GarandFan | September 13, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"'Madame President', has a nice ring to it, and all we have to do is......"
118. Posted by GarandFan | September 13, 2009 2:16 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 14:16
119. Posted by GarandFan | September 13, 2009 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy you're blocking my best side, and get off my foot!
119. Posted by GarandFan | September 13, 2009 2:17 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 14:17
120. Posted by itismedavid | September 13, 2009 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, Nancy, was it worth all the time you had to spend on your knees to get the votes for Obamacare?
120. Posted by itismedavid | September 13, 2009 3:59 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 15:59
121. Posted by mathman
| September 13, 2009 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oooh, the Emperor has no clothes.
Do you want to tell him?
Or would you rather watch him hang out?
121. Posted by mathman
| September 13, 2009 4:07 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 16:07
122. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Hermaprhodite
122. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:11 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 18:11
123. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hoyer: "Hey, do ya wanna...."
Pelosi:"...I'm a man."
123. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:12 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 18:12
124. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Latina would've made as wide a choice as these two.
124. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2009 6:25 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 18:25
125. Posted by CZ | September 13, 2009 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
Its bitchcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do
cause its bitchcraft, wicked bitchcraft
And although, I know, its strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says yes indeed in me
Proceed with what your leading me to
You're such an ancient bitch
But one I wouldnt snitch
cause theres no nastier bitch than yoooou
125. Posted by CZ | September 13, 2009 10:05 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2009 22:05
126. Posted by rodney dill | September 15, 2009 6:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
King and Queen of Farce
126. Posted by rodney dill | September 15, 2009 6:16 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2009 06:16
127. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 16, 2009 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our Joe Wilson is smarter than their Joe Wilson, just ask Valerie.
127. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 16, 2009 9:02 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2009 21:02
128. Posted by Kevin
| September 21, 2009 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
128. Posted by Kevin
| September 21, 2009 1:44 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2009 01:44