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Comments (111)
Tea party groups put out a ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mpw280 | August 28, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Tea party groups put out a graphic representation out how well Obama's radical health care overhaul is doing, nosing into the dirt. mpw
1. Posted by mpw280 | August 28, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 07:29
2. Posted by Brad | August 28, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do I need a handicap sticker to park here?
2. Posted by Brad | August 28, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 07:41
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Speaking of dead stick landing, didya hear about Ted Kennedy.
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 07:46
4. Posted by JLawson | August 28, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Man, I thought if I could fit that new washer and dryer in I could get it home. Guess I should have made two trips, eh?
4. Posted by JLawson | August 28, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 07:57
5. Posted by hermie | August 28, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama found the perfect person to become health care czar. It was either that or head of the FAA.
5. Posted by hermie | August 28, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:01
6. Posted by MagicalPat | August 28, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Airplane narrowly misses man stooping to poop in Penny's parking lot.
6. Posted by MagicalPat | August 28, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:04
7. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 28, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Investigator, on cell phone - "Nose wheel collapsed. Leading edge of the right wing is mangled. Going to have to flatbed it out of here.
What's that?
Yeah, put it down right in front of Penny's.
Right! It's going to be more than just pennies before this bird flies again."
7. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 28, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:05
8. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy's plane, "Good Intentions".
8. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:05
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The stores at shopping malls are empty as American confidence plummets.
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:07
10. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The idiot thought "Cash for Clunkers" also meant airplanes.
10. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:10
11. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 28, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Whitehouse spokesman: Contrary to Cheney's criticism the Obama administration is fully prepaid to deal with terrorist attacks up to and including crashing light aircraft into parking lots.
11. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 28, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:11
12. Posted by John | August 28, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
Man I hope they got underwear for sale...
12. Posted by John | August 28, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:11
13. Posted by retired military | August 28, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
The FAA implemented the new rules laid out by Obama's air czar with predictable results.
13. Posted by retired military | August 28, 2009 8:18 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:18
14. Posted by engineer | August 28, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Newsreporter: "It was bound to happen sometime, text messaging a female pilot about a sale at the mall."
14. Posted by engineer | August 28, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:19
15. Posted by BluesHarper | August 28, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
After closer inspection he determined it was a girl plane.
15. Posted by BluesHarper | August 28, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:28
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 28, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ralph started to have second thoughts about the new mall runway designed to increase business.
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 28, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:35
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 28, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
"Attention, the owners of a white and gray Cessna, you left your doors open"
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 28, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:37
18. Posted by CDR M | August 28, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Maybe if I fart hard enought, it'll get it off the ground.
18. Posted by CDR M | August 28, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:40
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Obamacare: Get back in! This puppy can still fly!
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:42
20. Posted by geo
| August 28, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A Tea Party particant looks at a plane that a democratic congressman attempted to use to escape questions from his constituents.
20. Posted by geo
| August 28, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:43
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 28, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Vice President Biden has decided that he will resume taking the train immediately.
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 28, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:46
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The post-Obama CIA.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:47
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi: No wonder it crashed with those swastikas all over it!
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:49
24. Posted by Matt | August 28, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I guess Ethanol isn't the miracle fuel everyone thought.
24. Posted by Matt | August 28, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:50
25. Posted by epador | August 28, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Plane and man assume the position requested by THE ONE.
25. Posted by epador | August 28, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:52
26. Posted by Capt. Kranky | August 28, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
A Geico insurance adjuster examining the wreckage had this to say about the accident: "I guess flying isn't so easy a caveman could do it".
26. Posted by Capt. Kranky | August 28, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:53
27. Posted by pibill | August 28, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rasmussen posting the graph of Obama's current approval ratings.
27. Posted by pibill | August 28, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:54
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
I'm not sure what happened. We were flying right along when the government said they were going to "fix" it.
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:55
29. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | August 28, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"No, oh no! Oh man, we're in for it now Sharif!! Obama said fly it into the building!!! Into the building!!!!"
29. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | August 28, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:56
30. Posted by Paul | August 28, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Oh man... there's nothing funny about losing a Skyhawk...
At least he got the gear down.
30. Posted by Paul | August 28, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:56
31. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Obama Administration's attitude determined its altitude.
31. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 08:59
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Joe Biden: Yeah, they tried to pull a "Ron Brown." Luckily I was able to jump out right before the plane hit the ground.
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 28, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:00
33. Posted by BlogDog | August 28, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
James Cash Penney's grandson James Crash Penney tours the mall-based stores.
33. Posted by BlogDog | August 28, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:01
34. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's tough being a poll chaser in Washington these days.
34. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:01
35. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Dang it, I hate parking in lots! That's another new door ding...
35. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:10
36. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Perfect! Right between the lines...
36. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:11
37. Posted by Tango | August 28, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Yup, it is definitely a girl airplane."
37. Posted by Tango | August 28, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:12
38. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
I see GM is going into light aviation.
38. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:13
39. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Not a Kennedy in sight!
39. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:18
40. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
With the lesson on "How to Crash" out of the way the Student was ready to solo...
40. Posted by IowaRight | August 28, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:18
41. Posted by Mark L | August 28, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The NEA was shocked when they saw that the truth to power "tribute" to the stimulus bill they had funded turned out to really be a truth to power message.
41. Posted by Mark L | August 28, 2009 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:27
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 28, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
According to President Obama, this still qualifies as "leveling out"
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 28, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:28
43. Posted by Mycroft | August 28, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"And here we have the economy showing definite improvement caused by the stimulas."
43. Posted by Mycroft | August 28, 2009 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:33
44. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ernie, in trying to qualify for the mile high club, forget that he had to be in the air with a woman.
44. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:36
45. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flipping your ponytail while flying IS seriously tough
45. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:36
46. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
ObamAir: [DING] "You are now free to moan about the country."
46. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:38
47. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden drops into Pennys to pick up some cocktail party favors for the Edward Kennedy Memorial Gala.
47. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:43
48. Posted by Rob | August 28, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You know, the 3-D displays do really bring Obama's popularity surveys to life.
48. Posted by Rob | August 28, 2009 9:57 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 09:57
49. Posted by Master Shake | August 28, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The aftermath of a date with Ted Kennedy - 2009 edition.
49. Posted by Master Shake | August 28, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 10:23
50. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 28, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's all ball bearings nowadays. That, or the Fetzer Valve.
50. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 28, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 10:50
51. Posted by Jon | August 28, 2009 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JC Penny researching innovative plane parking using it's empty parking lots. "We need to use every asset we have during this downturn," said an unnamed company spokesman.
51. Posted by Jon | August 28, 2009 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:02
52. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 28, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Picture the nosewheel as Obamacare and the plane as your body!
52. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 28, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:09
53. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God Damn potholes
53. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 11:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:10
54. Posted by Not Always Right | August 28, 2009 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
ObamaCare just can't quite get off the ground!
54. Posted by Not Always Right | August 28, 2009 11:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:12
55. Posted by EvilBuzzard | August 28, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In much the same way as the US Housing Market, Barack Obama's polling numbers have reached a hard, unbreachable bottom. The only place things can go from here is up!!
55. Posted by EvilBuzzard | August 28, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:15
56. Posted by Chad | August 28, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens when the government controls every aspect of your life. (The FAA is a government agency)
56. Posted by Chad | August 28, 2009 11:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:19
57. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama got it bass-ackwards once again as he let Bo co-pilot his flight.
57. Posted by rodney dill | August 28, 2009 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:27
58. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cessna fighting. Michael Vick's new pastime.
58. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 11:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:36
59. Posted by GarandFan | August 28, 2009 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi AirWays is having problems replacing her fleet.
59. Posted by GarandFan | August 28, 2009 11:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:42
60. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2009 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The aviation version of President Obama's approval rating.
60. Posted by Dodo David | August 28, 2009 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:43
61. Posted by Jnourse | August 28, 2009 11:48 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
After public outrage barred Congress from purchasing $500 million luxury jets, an unnamed Pelosi representative examines a "Plan B."
61. Posted by Jnourse | August 28, 2009 11:48 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:48
62. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For a second there, I thought Teddy was dating again...
62. Posted by fustian | August 28, 2009 11:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:52
63. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy will never get to see his goal of passing healthcare "reform".
63. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:54
64. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's attempt to implement economic policies that would result in a "soft landing" fails.
64. Posted by Spike | August 28, 2009 11:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 11:56
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 28, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
"Welcome to Obama Airways. We are continuing our descent."
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 28, 2009 12:04 PM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:04
66. Posted by Ken Nelson | August 28, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How surprising...A JC Penney's still in business.
66. Posted by Ken Nelson | August 28, 2009 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:07
67. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kennedy's funeral sucked up all the air and down it went!
67. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:10
68. Posted by JustRuss | August 28, 2009 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Leading up to the prom the government looks to the future in its "Don't Drink and Fly" static display.
68. Posted by JustRuss | August 28, 2009 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:16
69. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:19 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Back in a minute, Doris. I'm going to buy new pants. Oh, yeah, nice landing.
69. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:19 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:19
70. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Biden's plan to blow bubbles over Ted's funeral ends in typical Biden fashion.
70. Posted by twolaneflash | August 28, 2009 12:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:27
71. Posted by jp | August 28, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
While inspecting the damage, Vice President Biden extolled the success of the stimulus bill, "Had we created jobs, had we put money in peoples pockets, there would have been shoppers at this mall, parked in these very spots. While the Republicans may not care about the citizens , passing the stimulus bill saved the lives of many Americans who can longer afford to shop at JC Penney...."
71. Posted by jp | August 28, 2009 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 12:50
72. Posted by Rip Skinny | August 28, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"PULL UP! PULL UP!"
72. Posted by Rip Skinny | August 28, 2009 1:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:22
73. Posted by Eric | August 28, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Is John John Kennedy in there?
73. Posted by Eric | August 28, 2009 1:24 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:24
74. Posted by krkrjak
| August 28, 2009 1:25 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
...And it appears that Obamacare was just too much of a load to fly....
74. Posted by krkrjak
| August 28, 2009 1:25 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:25
75. Posted by Jeff | August 28, 2009 1:29 PM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
John F Kennedy, Jr. returns and drops in for his uncle's funeral
75. Posted by Jeff | August 28, 2009 1:29 PM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:29
76. Posted by jim2 | August 28, 2009 1:34 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
All the MSM accounts left out the pilot's statement that he'd started to land in the WalMart lot, but it was full.
76. Posted by jim2 | August 28, 2009 1:34 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:34
77. Posted by Gmac | August 28, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeez, after the underwear comment I know I got nuthin'...
77. Posted by Gmac | August 28, 2009 1:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 13:55
78. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | August 28, 2009 2:09 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
JCPenney has introduced a new slogan for its stores. Readers may recall that JCP had last changed their slogan in 2007 from "It's All Inside" to "Every Day Matters". Reflecting the promise of the Obama economic era, Pennys announced their new slogan will be "Crash And Burn".
78. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | August 28, 2009 2:09 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 14:09
79. Posted by Harvey | August 28, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
President Obama inspects the results of the latest approval polls.
79. Posted by Harvey | August 28, 2009 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 14:10
80. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 28, 2009 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Calm Down Everyone! Elvis has left the airplane!
80. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 28, 2009 2:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 14:25
81. Posted by Linda Starr | August 28, 2009 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's a girl!
81. Posted by Linda Starr | August 28, 2009 3:13 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 15:13
82. Posted by Brad | August 28, 2009 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The result of the Obama Administration pulling FAA employess to work Cash for Clunkers.
82. Posted by Brad | August 28, 2009 3:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 15:36
83. Posted by FormerHostage | August 28, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excuse me sir. That's a handicapped spot.
83. Posted by FormerHostage | August 28, 2009 3:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 15:43
84. Posted by Jeff | August 28, 2009 3:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart
84. Posted by Jeff | August 28, 2009 3:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 15:47
85. Posted by Jim Rose | August 28, 2009 3:54 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Okay, maybe if I stand like this...yeah, it's level."
85. Posted by Jim Rose | August 28, 2009 3:54 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 15:54
86. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 5:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Obama Administration in a nut shell
86. Posted by Stan25 | August 28, 2009 5:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 17:09
87. Posted by rbee | August 28, 2009 6:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Flight student Biden was overheard telling pilot Obee-one as they walked away "don't worry state run media will agree this has to be Bushes fault"
87. Posted by rbee | August 28, 2009 6:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 18:33
88. Posted by griff | August 28, 2009 7:16 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"November Six One One Seven Romeo, please continue your present holding pattern."
- - - "It's been a long time tower."
"According to our records your plane is getting a little old."
- - - "Yea, so?"
"New Universal airport coverage guidelines will require you to wait while we land younger planes that have more life left in them."
- - - "BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUEL!"
"Don't worry November Six One One Seven Romeo, we have an end-of-flight counselor standing by to help you."
88. Posted by griff | August 28, 2009 7:16 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 19:16
89. Posted by clear mind | August 28, 2009 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See what happens when you try to take flight under the new fuel efficiency mandates!
89. Posted by clear mind | August 28, 2009 7:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 19:45
90. Posted by Bob | August 28, 2009 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Today the Obama administration announced that their small airline stimulus package was a complete success.
90. Posted by Bob | August 28, 2009 7:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 19:55
91. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Claiming he only consumed non-alcoholic beer, Biden failed to realize his non-stop talking on the phone was equivalent to drinking four Vodka rocks.
91. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 28, 2009 8:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 20:23
92. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, if Uncle pickles on board He's headed in the right direction.
92. Posted by 914 | August 28, 2009 10:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 28, 2009 22:10
93. Posted by Gmac | August 28, 2009 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy proves he can fly a plane drunk as well as he can drive a car over narrow bridges.
93. Posted by Gmac | August 28, 2009 10:33 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2009 22:33
94. Posted by Jer | August 28, 2009 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But a 'great' landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.
94. Posted by Jer | August 28, 2009 11:51 PM |
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Posted on August 28, 2009 23:51
95. Posted by Big Country | August 29, 2009 12:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...and in other news, the man who while piloting an aircraft over JC Penneys today, unfortunately caught sight of Sec of State Hillary Clinton changing inot a new pantsuit in the new Obama Sponsored "Green Changing Rooms" with skylights. The pilot suffered flashblindness and minor injuries in the subsequent crash...."
95. Posted by Big Country | August 29, 2009 12:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 00:24
96. Posted by jbinnout | August 29, 2009 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The high school aviation club's "all donation" plane wash, held in the Penny's parking lot,took a nose dive.
96. Posted by jbinnout | August 29, 2009 1:39 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 01:39
97. Posted by Nylda | August 29, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JC Penney exex, "Damn! Why couldn't he crash at Walmart."
97. Posted by Nylda | August 29, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 07:25
98. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In retrospect the "10% Off Summer Sale Extravaganza on Nose Gear!!!" was not such a good idea thought the JC Penny exec.
98. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2009 9:13 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 09:13
99. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is WKRP at JC Penny for the big End Of Summer special. Our station manager, Arthur Carlson, is about to fly over with a summer special surprise. Here he comes and there are the sky divers....wait there are no chutes...those aren't sky divers...they're Cessna's...dear God...they are falling. Oh the humanity!
Arthur, Arthur! What are you doing?
I'm sorry folks...so sorry....I swear to God I thought Cessnas could fly!
99. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2009 9:19 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 09:19
100. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
AFLAC!!!
100. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 09:22
101. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chinese stunt pilot -- Won Wing Lo -- walked away unscathed.
101. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 09:23
102. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confucius say -- Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
102. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 09:24
103. Posted by 914 | August 29, 2009 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey look, CNN has an orchestra playing for TKs funeral just like the Titanic had before She sank to the bowels of the Earth.
A fitting send off indeed.
103. Posted by 914 | August 29, 2009 10:06 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 10:06
104. Posted by hpb | August 29, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
104. Posted by hpb | August 29, 2009 1:09 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 13:09
105. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obumble: "Guess I needa tink mor happy thawts"
105. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2009 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 14:10
106. Posted by Trajan | August 29, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yep...says right here to wind up rubber band
to full tension before flying. Look up front
and see if Mr. Gore is O.K."
106. Posted by Trajan | August 29, 2009 2:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 29, 2009 14:30
107. Posted by GarandFan | August 29, 2009 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank God! The Kopechne's won't be making it to Teddy's funeral.
107. Posted by GarandFan | August 29, 2009 3:19 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 15:19
108. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 29, 2009 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This administration is going over like a Led Cessna!
108. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 29, 2009 10:33 PM |
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Posted on August 29, 2009 22:33
109. Posted by Harvey | August 30, 2009 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a tragic aftermath to last weeks contest, the launch platform for the failed "Flying Pig" economic stimulus plan, The American Taxpayer", symbolically crashed into a nearly deserted shopping mall. Experts determined that the craft, which once easily carried the nations financial burden, had been overloaded and had simply worn out. Pilot John Galt said "It felt like Atlas shrugged, or something."
109. Posted by Harvey | August 30, 2009 11:21 AM |
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Posted on August 30, 2009 11:21
110. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2009 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We know it wasn't Nancy Pelosi. Planes too small.
110. Posted by fustian | August 31, 2009 12:36 AM |
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Posted on August 31, 2009 00:36
111. Posted by Kevin
| August 31, 2009 1:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
111. Posted by Kevin
| August 31, 2009 1:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 31, 2009 01:11