22. Posted by
fustian | August 21, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:
Seniors are not too thrilled with some of the new ObamaCare treatments, but he good news is that they were able to get their end of life consultation at no charge.
22. Posted by
fustian | August 21, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"No, we don't have a death panel for butchering pigs... we have a collection of experts objectively review the protein harvesting options for the interested parties."
36. Posted by
rodney dill | August 21, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
61. Posted by
IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
IowaRight:
Pork, The other white meat..........What's that supposed to mean Huh? Pork is only for the white people is that it? So now because we have a black president, black people can't eat pork? RACIST!! RACIST!!
61. Posted by
IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:10 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
67. Posted by
retired military | August 21, 2009 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
The American people could clearly see that Obama, Pelosi and Reid jummped all over the big piggy of a healthy care bill and they went wee wee weed all the way home.
67. Posted by
retired military | August 21, 2009 1:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
69. Posted by
JAT | August 21, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:
This is Less Nessman, WKRP, reporting live from the Cincinnati County Fair, where I see Miss Piggy just took a leap of faith. She too believing in the One.
69. Posted by
JAT | August 21, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
71. Posted by
JAT | August 21, 2009 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:
To save money Speaker Pelosi and staff were asked to leave their military transport as the 101st. Airborne exists. However, it seems they were not told about using the courtesy parachutes.
71. Posted by
JAT | August 21, 2009 3:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This bill's popularity is falling like a rock, but if we Congressional Democrats manage to catch up with it, maybe we can still put some lipstick on it!"
93. Posted by
Matteo | August 23, 2009 6:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (95)
When Barney Franks fly.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
When Barney Franks fly.
1. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:33
2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better when cloaked in religion.
2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:36
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
ugh, correction please:
Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better cloaked in religion.
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:39
4. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Obama
"My health care plan will cover illegal aliens the day pigs fly and people wear garbage bags as parachutes"
4. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:44
5. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Looks like swine flu is on the rise.
5. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:46
6. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DC is really all wee weed up if I'm seeing pigs fly!
6. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:47
7. Posted by Gmac | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
After their leap of faith the Hopenchange faithful realized the fatal flaw in their plan, the flying porkulus pig couldn't carry them.
7. Posted by Gmac | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:47
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Even the Blue Dog Democrats know this pig can't fly.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:47
9. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "And Congress will pass a health care bill even if they have to jump on flying pigs to do it"
9. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:47
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 21, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled "Cash for Clunkers" on the outkirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 21, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:52
11. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama "and contrary to what FOX news says my poll numbers are not the fastest dropping things in Washington."
11. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:53
12. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 21, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like Jeff and I have the same problem this morning. Correction:
The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled "Cash for Clunkers" on the outskirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.
12. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 21, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:54
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Democrat offensive: Porkulous Attack!
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 07:54
14. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I see the Secretary of State is back in Washington.
14. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:01
15. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
No one is quite sure how, but it's supposed to stimulate the economy.
15. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:02
16. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama drops in one if his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone bad.
16. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:05
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Blue Dog Democrats bailed out on ObamaCare even as The One continued to apply fresh lipstick.
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:07
18. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Uh, let's try that again:
Obama drops in one of his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone back.
18. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:08
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The administration soon learned the perils of treating the treasury like it's personal piggy bank.
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:09
20. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama's budget: it's the other white meat.
20. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:09
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Congressman John Murtha vowed to ride the pork all the way down.
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 21, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:10
22. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Seniors are not too thrilled with some of the new ObamaCare treatments, but he good news is that they were able to get their end of life consultation at no charge.
22. Posted by fustian | August 21, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:13
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
America prays for Deliverance as Barney Frank screams "Squeal like a pig boy!"
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:28
24. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"...you can put dipsticks on a pig."
24. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:32
25. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The only thing going down faster was Obama's popularity.
25. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:33
26. Posted by iwogisdead | August 21, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Canadian healthcare officials acknowledge that some problems still exist in their newest "flight for life" equipment.
26. Posted by iwogisdead | August 21, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:33
27. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obamacare: EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
27. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:34
28. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stupid English Flying Pig Dogfight
28. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:35
29. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...a wise Latina would've made a better choice
29. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:37
30. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm: "We absolutely will pass a universal health care plan this year."
30. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:42
31. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, the temperature of Hell, MI is expected to reach a high of 77 degrees Fahrenheit today.
31. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:44
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After watching the successful flight of Socialism in Russia, Obama decides to try it here.
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 21, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:44
33. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Talk to me Goose...."
33. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:47
34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 21, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The promotion for the new Swine Flu vaccine went terribly wrong on Thursday.
34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 21, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:56
35. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the 'Pork-O-Death' machine was initiated for dishonest politicians, the Healthcare townhalls became much more popular.
35. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 08:59
36. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No, we don't have a death panel for butchering pigs... we have a collection of experts objectively review the protein harvesting options for the interested parties."
36. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:04
37. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
duck... duck... duck... PIG
37. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:06
38. Posted by hermie | August 21, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And this Obama confidence poll little piggy went 'wee wee weed', all the way down!
38. Posted by hermie | August 21, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:19
39. Posted by Stan25 | August 21, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ObamaCare is living proof that pigs can fly. How far? No one knows yet
39. Posted by Stan25 | August 21, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:24
40. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
"As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly."
40. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:31
41. Posted by Mustng66 | August 21, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You promised me thrills and excitement if I went jumping, but this is so boring."
41. Posted by Mustng66 | August 21, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:31
42. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 21, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Pink Floyd reunion tour ran into a few glitches.
42. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 21, 2009 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:42
43. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 21, 2009 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh the Huge Ham Jet Prix
43. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 21, 2009 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:48
44. Posted by Mycroft | August 21, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Obamacare takes on new life after reports of pigs flying"
44. Posted by Mycroft | August 21, 2009 9:49 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 09:49
45. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hakuna Matata"
45. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:02
46. Posted by Matt | August 21, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You can put lipstick on a pig and it's still Obamacare...
46. Posted by Matt | August 21, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:03
47. Posted by Nylda | August 21, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
America as we know it under 44 -- Th-th-th-that's all folks!
47. Posted by Nylda | August 21, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:03
48. Posted by Porkopolis | August 21, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Things looked promising at the end of last season's Celebrity Rehab. But much to Dr. Drew's disappointment, x-film star Babe had a relapse.
48. Posted by Porkopolis | August 21, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:23
49. Posted by jim2 | August 21, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obamanauts jumping the pig.
49. Posted by jim2 | August 21, 2009 10:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:26
50. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 10:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obamacare doesn't include death panels, but reading it will boar you to death.
50. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 10:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 10:36
51. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Spam, the other reddish pink meat"
51. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:00
52. Posted by Weegie | August 21, 2009 11:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's cabinet leaping off the sinking ship SS HopeyChangey. That's Hillary in the pink.
52. Posted by Weegie | August 21, 2009 11:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:12
53. Posted by Allium | August 21, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only jobs that seem to have openings these days are as test pilots for "when Pigs Fly" at the white house.
53. Posted by Allium | August 21, 2009 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:23
54. Posted by just bob | August 21, 2009 11:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As Americas piggy bank lay dieing leaping czars perform cpr by jumping up and down on it's broken heart.
54. Posted by just bob | August 21, 2009 11:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:27
55. Posted by Matt | August 21, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They said pigs would fly before we elected a Kenyan-American for President.
55. Posted by Matt | August 21, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:28
56. Posted by Falze | August 21, 2009 11:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The quality of GM's products really declined after Obama took them over.
56. Posted by Falze | August 21, 2009 11:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:33
57. Posted by KurtO | August 21, 2009 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obamacare version of CareFlight.
57. Posted by KurtO | August 21, 2009 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:43
58. Posted by Al Pennam | August 21, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Emergency deployment of Obama's civilian national security corps, Spec-Ops brigade.
58. Posted by Al Pennam | August 21, 2009 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 11:49
59. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Once the ObamaCare Pig escaped from the Poke, The Blue Dogs couldn't get off fast enough...
59. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:05
60. Posted by Patrick S | August 21, 2009 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Secret Service tries to control the aftermath of the President's statement "This health care bill will fail when pigs fly."
60. Posted by Patrick S | August 21, 2009 12:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:08
61. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Pork, The other white meat..........What's that supposed to mean Huh? Pork is only for the white people is that it? So now because we have a black president, black people can't eat pork? RACIST!! RACIST!!
61. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:10 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:10
62. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:11 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
BIG changes at Nasa under this administration...
62. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:11 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:11
63. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Emmanuel, Pelosi and Reid, heavily armed with lipstick, attempt to apply it to ObamaCare...
63. Posted by IowaRight | August 21, 2009 12:17 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:17
64. Posted by twolaneflash | August 21, 2009 12:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama orders USPS to deliver blue pills across America. What could go wrong?
64. Posted by twolaneflash | August 21, 2009 12:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 12:49
65. Posted by Harvey | August 21, 2009 1:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Due to budgetary restraints, the University of Arkansas's synchonized skydiving team was forced to begin fall workouts without parachutes.
65. Posted by Harvey | August 21, 2009 1:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 13:03
66. Posted by Porkopolis | August 21, 2009 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the Police Transcript:
"911 Operator...what's your emergency?"
...
"Uh, yeah, I'm at Disney World with my kids and there's a bunch of SEIU thugs putting a hurting on this one mascot that won't sign the union card."
66. Posted by Porkopolis | August 21, 2009 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 13:05
67. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The American people could clearly see that Obama, Pelosi and Reid jummped all over the big piggy of a healthy care bill and they went wee wee weed all the way home.
67. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 1:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 13:31
68. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Models show off Michelle O's new Air Force deboarding fashion.
68. Posted by CDR M | August 21, 2009 3:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:03
69. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is Less Nessman, WKRP, reporting live from the Cincinnati County Fair, where I see Miss Piggy just took a leap of faith. She too believing in the One.
69. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:22
70. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We all know pigs can't fly. But now we know Muslims can't fly either!
70. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:24
71. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To save money Speaker Pelosi and staff were asked to leave their military transport as the 101st. Airborne exists. However, it seems they were not told about using the courtesy parachutes.
71. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:27
72. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new fad in Europe - Air Porking!
72. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:29
73. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Global warming - it's now raining Bolsheviks and pigs in Moscow. Thanks Algore!
73. Posted by JAT | August 21, 2009 3:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 15:34
74. Posted by SpiderJohn | August 21, 2009 4:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Blue dogs are jumping off this pig called health care reform.
74. Posted by SpiderJohn | August 21, 2009 4:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 16:07
75. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 4:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
People bail out of the Obama Administration upon learning that, thanks to Obama's economic policy, pork futures are now falling literally.
75. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 4:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 16:16
76. Posted by JustRuss | August 21, 2009 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They said a black man would win the Presidency when pigs fly. Six months later SwineFlu
76. Posted by JustRuss | August 21, 2009 4:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 16:44
77. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moscow reveals the 6th white hog of the Apigolypse.
77. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 4:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 16:51
78. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pigs cant fly like Obama can lie.
78. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 5:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 17:18
79. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2009 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Over the years the Secret Service had to become more creative at sneaking Bill's girlfriends into the house when Hillary was in town.
79. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2009 5:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 17:18
80. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OMGWTFBBQ-hash
80. Posted by rodney dill | August 21, 2009 5:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 17:19
81. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 6:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's strategy to socialize America was dealt a serious blow when the Health Care Trojan Pig was rejected soundly by the American public.
81. Posted by retired military | August 21, 2009 6:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 18:22
82. Posted by RicardoVerde | August 21, 2009 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Air guitar????
Air Messerschmitt!
82. Posted by RicardoVerde | August 21, 2009 6:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2009 18:52
83. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pig: "Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?
83. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:18 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 19:18
84. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[Punctuation Correction]
Pig: "Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?"
84. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:21 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 19:21
85. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
More congressional Democrats bail out on Nancy Pelosi upon learning that the pig called ObamaCare won't fly with the majority of Americans.
85. Posted by Dodo David | August 21, 2009 7:58 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 19:58
86. Posted by Brad C DMD | August 21, 2009 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Swine flu. It'll give you wings.
86. Posted by Brad C DMD | August 21, 2009 11:27 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 23:27
87. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didnt know Rosie O'donnell was into skydiving?
87. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:40 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 23:40
88. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, My bad, thats just some other fat pig.
88. Posted by 914 | August 21, 2009 11:42 PM |
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Posted on August 21, 2009 23:42
89. Posted by Plebe | August 22, 2009 2:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WTF?
89. Posted by Plebe | August 22, 2009 2:25 AM |
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Posted on August 22, 2009 02:25
90. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, Hell has reportedly frozen over...
90. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2009 10:58 AM |
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Posted on August 22, 2009 10:58
91. Posted by DANEgerus | August 22, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Three Obama voters, wearing T-shirts advocating "Universal Healthcare", "Cap & Trade" and "Smart Diplomacy", discover Pigs really don't fly after all.
91. Posted by DANEgerus | August 22, 2009 12:01 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2009 12:01
92. Posted by lisapope | August 22, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This little piggy went to Martha's Vineyard...and "wee wee wee weed" all way home!
92. Posted by lisapope | August 22, 2009 2:37 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2009 14:37
93. Posted by Matteo | August 23, 2009 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This bill's popularity is falling like a rock, but if we Congressional Democrats manage to catch up with it, maybe we can still put some lipstick on it!"
93. Posted by Matteo | August 23, 2009 6:16 PM |
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Posted on August 23, 2009 18:16
94. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 23, 2009 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Watch Out! Swine Flu is Falling!"
94. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 23, 2009 11:40 PM |
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Posted on August 23, 2009 23:40
95. Posted by Kevin
| August 24, 2009 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
95. Posted by Kevin
| August 24, 2009 12:29 AM |
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Posted on August 24, 2009 00:29