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Comments (113)
And now I would like to spe... (Below threshold)1. Posted by DaveD | July 24, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
And now I would like to spend a few moments discussing our present stance with Kim Jong Il of North Korea. In this Power Point presentation, as you can see over my right shoulder............
1. Posted by DaveD | July 24, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:22
2. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Actually I was hoping to give the same message to North Korea."
2. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:22
3. Posted by iwogisdead | July 24, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Secretary of State Clinton rolls out the new State Department motto for US diplomatic relations with Thailand.
3. Posted by iwogisdead | July 24, 2009 7:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:23
4. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
"It's what Bill would do."
4. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:24 AM |
Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:24
5. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Next stop: Skrou Emm, North Korea
5. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:26
6. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
So when I asked Obama for guidance on his foreign policy, he said, 'F**k it', and here I am.
6. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:26
7. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Secretary Clinton insists that word is pronounced "foo-kay"...
7. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:26
8. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
"Yeah, and that's pretty much how I feel about the whole Obama administration..."
8. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:27
9. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton phucking loves going to Phuket Thailand.
9. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:28
10. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Okay, it's time for lunch. Anybody know where we can get some Chinese food?"
10. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:30
11. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I see Hillary and the word Phuket behind her and all I can do is shudder in horror at the subliminal mixed message.
11. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:34
12. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm here to Bang... I'm mean see Bangkok.
12. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:37
13. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Shortly after the passing of the Taco Bell dog, Phuket Bell unveils it's newest mascot.
13. Posted by Eric | July 24, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:38
14. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary gives a visual demonstration of the proposed Obamacare legislation.
14. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:38
15. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary is in Phuket to research the Thai sex industry. Especially the cute ones.
15. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:39
16. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Audience member - "I wish her larynx was broken instead of her elbow"
16. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:39
17. Posted by Gmac | July 24, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"On the other hand, just Phuket."
17. Posted by Gmac | July 24, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:40
18. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Audience member "Stupid Americans. How can they be suprised when Bill cheated with a young overweight intern"
18. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:40
19. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Hillary's disatisfaction with her low profile is starting to come to the surface in subtle ways...
19. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:41
20. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Thailand invites all the international losers here.
20. Posted by fustian | July 24, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:42
21. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary - "Let me be very clear. I did not have sex with that man, Bill Clinton"
21. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:42
22. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One audience member to another - "Tell me again why the republicans are so opposed to abortion"
22. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:43
23. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hillary - "No President Obama did not send me here to ensure his personal supply of blow will not be interupted."
23. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:44
24. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary - "and let me be extremely clear. The CIA nor the US military should not be allowed to kill our enemies, or detain them during a time of war."
24. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:46
25. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary - "Well President Bush is gone. Do you love us now?"
25. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:46
26. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 24, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Never has there been a Secretary of State more in need of this place.
26. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 24, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:48
27. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where da white women at?"
27. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:49
28. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary accidentally addresses the international sex workers convention.
28. Posted by retired military | July 24, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:52
29. Posted by Faith+1 | July 24, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The Plan
Phase 1: Give Hillary the wrong Reset button.
Phase 2: Break her elbow so she misses out on the first international crisis
Phase 3: Send her to Phuket and Bangkok for photo ops
Obama 2012 Re-election Plan complete.
29. Posted by Faith+1 | July 24, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:55
30. Posted by JAT | July 24, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phuket, Phuket, Phuket, Phuket, Phuket, OK boys now try to say that 5 times as fast as you can!
30. Posted by JAT | July 24, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 07:58
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 24, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 24, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:01
32. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I have apologized for America over and over again but I'm still stuck in Phuket."
32. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:04
33. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 24, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Our Administration has people all across the world saying Phuket. Of course it is spelled differently from one culture to the next...
33. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 24, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:07
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 24, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Obama sent the pantsuit to Phuket
Carrying watery canards in a bucket
She said with a grin
As Myanmar shipped Jung Il's nuke parts in
"As we told Israel, you can suck it."
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 24, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:12
35. Posted by geo
| July 24, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping."
Kim Il
35. Posted by geo
| July 24, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:14
36. Posted by CZ | July 24, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A turd in the bucket...MotherPuhket
36. Posted by CZ | July 24, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:16
37. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 24, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After reading the lefty blogs commenting about Michelle Malkin and ping pong balls, I will not lower myself and go down that road and say anything about Hillary's expression and being in the orient. Just say'in.
37. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 24, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:20
38. Posted by _Mike_ | July 24, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sec. State Clinton explains the reason for her husband's confusion and disappointment regarding the city's name.
38. Posted by _Mike_ | July 24, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:25
39. Posted by tomg51 | July 24, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hooked on Phonics - It takes a village edition
39. Posted by tomg51 | July 24, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:30
40. Posted by billburz | July 24, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Yes Barack, I made the speech in Phuket. It's right next to Phukyou. Bye now.
40. Posted by billburz | July 24, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:35
41. Posted by OlafNunya | July 24, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, glad to be here! Joe Biden tells me the surfing here is SPECTACULAR!
41. Posted by OlafNunya | July 24, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:45
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm not gonna say it... you say it.
Hillary will say it. She'll say anything.
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 08:58
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
...and lastly, I apologize for your city's name. I'm sure we had SOMETHING to do with it.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:02 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:02
44. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just like at a sports event... let's all do the wave."
44. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:05
45. Posted by iurockhead | July 24, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dammit, people, first the reset button debacle, and now this. The sign was supposed to say "Phukyu, North Korea"
45. Posted by iurockhead | July 24, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:06
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Phuket? Bangkok? What is it with you people?
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:09
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Thai people and I have much common ground regarding the environment. We all love things that run on batteries.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:13
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I awoke the morning the first thing I did was check to see if I still had a kidney! Ha ha ha ha!
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:16
49. Posted by jim2 | July 24, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clinton tried to conceal her disappointment and hoped the conference would at least wind up soon enough for her to make it to Monaco in time for the Grand Prix.
49. Posted by jim2 | July 24, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:17
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thank the Thai people for this wonderful gift of ping pong balls.
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:19
51. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hillary makes a visit to pave the way for Bill's endorsement deal. They believe Bill will be the perfect spokesman for the city's new tourism advertising drive centered around the slogan "If you get a chance, Phuket"
51. Posted by IowaRight | July 24, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:22
52. Posted by Justrand
| July 24, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
It only got worse for Hillary, the next Southeast Asia stop was in Immah Laos
52. Posted by Justrand
| July 24, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:22
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love Thai men because they have such small penises. It's almost like not having one at all. That is our goal for men in the United States as well.
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:26
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Yes, my accomodations are very nice. I'm just to the left of the David Carradine Suite, just across from the Gary Glitter Room."
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:29
55. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"As a little girl, I dreamed I was Anna whirling around the room with the King of Siam."
55. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 09:41
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My motto has always been "Everything tastes better with peanuts." Ask anyone.
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 24, 2009 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:01
57. Posted by _Mike_ | July 24, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Unfortunately, Joe Biden was barred from speaking at this stop.
57. Posted by _Mike_ | July 24, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:02
58. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 24, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No respect, I tell ya. I get no respect..."
58. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 24, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:02
59. Posted by Trajan | July 24, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It's great to be here. You won't believe
the sniper fire I had to dodge to make it
to this podium."
59. Posted by Trajan | July 24, 2009 10:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:05
60. Posted by Master Shake | July 24, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama had a similar sign at his recent press conference: "F*ck You, America"
60. Posted by Master Shake | July 24, 2009 10:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:15
61. Posted by Bird | July 24, 2009 10:30 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
There once was a woman in Phuket
Whose husband often says "suck it."
And she said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin,
"If Thailand's got cunt, He will Phuket."
61. Posted by Bird | July 24, 2009 10:30 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:30
62. Posted by SIL | July 24, 2009 10:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How did this town get its name? Was Bill here before me? I guess not. Then the name would be Phuker!"
62. Posted by SIL | July 24, 2009 10:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 10:33
63. Posted by Dodo David | July 24, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm sorry. When I agreed to bring my husband with me, I had no idea that he would take this city's name so literally."
63. Posted by Dodo David | July 24, 2009 11:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:00
64. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thats one pantsuit Billy will never spew on!
64. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:14
65. Posted by BluesHarper | July 24, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Off subject - Who are the putzs that vote negative? I'm guessing the same two putzs that vote the opposite of the rest of us every time. That's okay, but this is a caption contest. Oh, PHUKET.
65. Posted by BluesHarper | July 24, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:15
66. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phuket, I don't know anything about an arrest in Cambridge.
66. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 11:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:19
67. Posted by tomg51 | July 24, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hookered on Phonics
67. Posted by tomg51 | July 24, 2009 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:22
68. Posted by bigbugna | July 24, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just bought stock...You just saw me buy stock...raallph, raallph. Aw! Phuket.
68. Posted by bigbugna | July 24, 2009 11:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:25
69. Posted by Joe the plumbdinger | July 24, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Unwaddable "
69. Posted by Joe the plumbdinger | July 24, 2009 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:26
70. Posted by Tim | July 24, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I would't phuk that with Obama's dik.
70. Posted by Tim | July 24, 2009 11:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:31
71. Posted by proof | July 24, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm not wearing a necklace. My wrinkles have formed a union!
71. Posted by proof | July 24, 2009 11:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:31
72. Posted by Joe the plumbdinger | July 24, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Aw phuket! ..It depends on what the meaning of jizz is?"
72. Posted by Joe the plumbdinger | July 24, 2009 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:37
73. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and when you come to the US, we'll make sure to included Toad Suck, Arkansas on your itinerary."
73. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 11:37
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 24, 2009 12:17 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"As you know, President Obama has traveled the world to apologize for America. This has made it necessary for me to travel the world to apologize for President Obama."
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 24, 2009 12:17 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 12:17
75. Posted by a. moral | July 24, 2009 12:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I wouldn't Phuket with yours!
75. Posted by a. moral | July 24, 2009 12:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 12:18
76. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | July 24, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" I've talked to long. I know who you all came to see. You all know who this banner is for, so...without further ado, I would like to introduce president Obamas Czar to the UN...Wanda Sykes!!! C'mon out Czarina!!!!"
76. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | July 24, 2009 12:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 12:43
77. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 24, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Not in Chicago to restore the Hope,
Not at Yale to confound the Dope.
Not in DC on a bet,
Not in NY to pay a debt.
Not in Arkansas on a rip,
Not in Thailand on a trip.
I will not Phuket here nor there,
I will not Phuket anywhere.
77. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 24, 2009 1:10 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:10
78. Posted by Princess Bernie | July 24, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a major change in foreign policy, Secretary of State Clinton abandons the "Reset Button" approach in favor of the "Phuket" approach while gesturing with three fingers and stating, "Read between the lines."
78. Posted by Princess Bernie | July 24, 2009 1:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:22
79. Posted by hyperbolist | July 24, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This job is hard! Phuk-et, I'm going to Thailand: all the charm of Southeast Asia, with a sprinkling of Daytona Beach douchebaggery.
79. Posted by hyperbolist | July 24, 2009 1:23 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:23
80. Posted by jbw | July 24, 2009 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I started to bring Bill, but he found out many of the prostitutes had penises and backed out.
80. Posted by jbw | July 24, 2009 1:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:32
81. Posted by jbw | July 24, 2009 1:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm thrilled to be back in the country where as a young man, I had the surgery that made me the woman I am today.
81. Posted by jbw | July 24, 2009 1:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:33
82. Posted by Dave Williams | July 24, 2009 1:36 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
There once was a girl from Nantucket...
82. Posted by Dave Williams | July 24, 2009 1:36 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:36
83. Posted by hyperbolist | July 24, 2009 1:41 PM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
In case anyone cares, it's pronounced poo-ket, and commonly mispronounced by tourists as foo-ket.
But it sure is funnier to mispronounce it as an F-bomb. :)
83. Posted by hyperbolist | July 24, 2009 1:41 PM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:41
84. Posted by SideShowJane | July 24, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "Where in the world is Hillary Clinton" game is a hit with members of the press corps. Players can score points by correctly identifying the country in which the Secretary toils at any given time.
84. Posted by SideShowJane | July 24, 2009 1:44 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 13:44
85. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 1:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Well I did once get to Climax.... Michigan with Bill. I'd wanted him to go to Beaver Lick.... Kentucky with me but he backed out, Couldn't even get him to French Lick..... Indiana. I would've settled for Intercourse... Pennsylvania, but we didn't get there either. So there was no way I was going all the way to Blowhard.... Australia with him. Finally I had to settle for Dildo..... Newfoundland, Canada. I guess I should've known that Bill wouldn't settle for Blue Ball... PA."
85. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 1:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 13:49
86. Posted by Spike | July 24, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I hate this phuking job".
86. Posted by Spike | July 24, 2009 2:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 14:08
87. Posted by Spike | July 24, 2009 2:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So Hu is in China, Il is in the hospital, and I don't give a Phuk!"
"Oh he's in the White House".
87. Posted by Spike | July 24, 2009 2:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 14:17
88. Posted by bigbugna | July 24, 2009 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whom ever is in charge of 'backdrops', I'm going to have your ass!
88. Posted by bigbugna | July 24, 2009 2:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 14:24
89. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Could've just as easily been Cankleland as Thighland
89. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2009 2:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 14:32
90. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I told Bill I was going to Phuket, Thailand, he just smiled and said "Been there, done that".
90. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 2:40 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 14:40
91. Posted by Faith+1 | July 24, 2009 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It says what behind me!? Aw shi......"
91. Posted by Faith+1 | July 24, 2009 3:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 15:38
92. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama phuks America.. I phuk Thailand.
92. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 3:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 15:46
93. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 3:48 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Devil in a Bluedog dress
93. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 3:48 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 15:48
94. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In all honesty, I have nothing against this Woman. Shes probably a nice Person if You have to live with Her?
I am just having fun at Your exspense Hillary. Sorry, love Jeff
94. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 4:00 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 16:00
95. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phuket, I'm tired of this gig. I'm here to announce Hillary! is back in 2012!
95. Posted by GarandFan | July 24, 2009 4:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:08
96. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry for the Freudian slip.. "She's probably a nice Person if Youhave to live with Her."
Ha ha lol
96. Posted by 914 | July 24, 2009 4:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:11
97. Posted by Porkopolis | July 24, 2009 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A carryover from the Bush administration, the advance team that brought us 'Mission Accomplished' is hard at work at the State Department.
97. Posted by Porkopolis | July 24, 2009 4:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:21
98. Posted by BrentT | July 24, 2009 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I asked the president where he wanted me to go next. He thought for a minute and said "Phuket, go to Thailand." So here I am.
98. Posted by BrentT | July 24, 2009 4:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:28
99. Posted by OregonMuse | July 24, 2009 4:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Tell you what, I'll just wait until you juvenile pricks get all the jokes out of your system, then we can proceed with the press conference, OK?"
99. Posted by OregonMuse | July 24, 2009 4:29 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:29
100. Posted by LaMedusa | July 24, 2009 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, for the longest time, I couldn't figure out what they meant by F*ck it Island..."
100. Posted by LaMedusa | July 24, 2009 4:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 16:59
101. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 5:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Media-hound Obama is giving more than ten exclusive interviews a month. Poor Hillary is forced to search for cities with double entendres names -- the only way to grab a little attention or perhaps a caption contest or two.
101. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 24, 2009 5:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 17:24
102. Posted by itismedavid | July 24, 2009 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's great to be here today in Pawtucket .... What? I'm where? S***, Obama has just Phukked with me for the last time.
102. Posted by itismedavid | July 24, 2009 5:26 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 17:26
103. Posted by LaMedusa | July 24, 2009 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary again demonstrates her "Schoolgirl" diplomacy by reciting the Korean alphabet in the wrong country.
103. Posted by LaMedusa | July 24, 2009 5:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 24, 2009 17:37
104. Posted by KurtO | July 24, 2009 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary glances down at her WWBD (What Would Bill Do) bracelet and shakes her head.
104. Posted by KurtO | July 24, 2009 5:48 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 17:48
105. Posted by KurtO | July 24, 2009 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phuket? I don't even know it!
105. Posted by KurtO | July 24, 2009 5:50 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 17:50
106. Posted by Porkopolis | July 24, 2009 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You just gotta laugh it off...Bill and I were in such a rush getting out of the house that he grabbed my tickets to Bangkok and I grabbed his...well, I ended up here."
106. Posted by Porkopolis | July 24, 2009 6:45 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 18:45
107. Posted by 914 Mary jo We love You | July 24, 2009 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since its a small "Bill" I will pay! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
107. Posted by 914 Mary jo We love You | July 24, 2009 10:34 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2009 22:34
108. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I would like to extend warm wishes from your new sister city in America -- Stripmenakedsmothermeinwhipcreamandlickitoff, Mississippi.
108. Posted by rodney dill | July 25, 2009 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 25, 2009 09:34
109. Posted by BlogDog | July 25, 2009 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thailand was heard to reply, "Not even with someone else's wang."
109. Posted by BlogDog | July 25, 2009 4:07 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2009 16:07
110. Posted by Cubs_Fan | July 26, 2009 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why am I in Phuket Thailand? Where else can I express how I feel about working in this administration... F**k It!!!
110. Posted by Cubs_Fan | July 26, 2009 12:47 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2009 00:47
111. Posted by rodney dill | July 26, 2009 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This reminds me of the time when Bush visited Bratilava, I guess paybacks are a me."
111. Posted by rodney dill | July 26, 2009 1:40 PM |
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Posted on July 26, 2009 13:40
112. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 26, 2009 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I was looking at the sign behind me and it reminded me of one of Bill's favorite sayings:
'If it's got a pulse and two X chromosomes...'"
112. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 26, 2009 6:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 26, 2009 18:07
113. Posted by Kevin
| July 27, 2009 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
113. Posted by Kevin
| July 27, 2009 1:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2009 01:08