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Comments (166)
After yet another "misspeak... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After yet another "misspeak", Biden has now been instructed that he can only "talk to the hands".
1. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 07:48
2. Posted by iwogisdead | July 17, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Frustrated by the number of Joe Biden's public gaffes, the Obama administration has limited the Vice President's role to instruction on proper dental flossing.
2. Posted by iwogisdead | July 17, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 07:50
3. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Where is Thumbkin?"
3. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 07:51
4. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
If you really want to understand just how incompetent Obama is, realize that THIS is the guy that Obama picked to give him foreign policy cred!
Was Elmer Fudd busy?
4. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 07:55
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
It was a simple misunderstanding but Rahm was so angry he pinched my nipples.
5. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 07:58
6. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Can you believe it? These are my nuts.
6. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:00
7. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
It's just me, but I wouldn't eat so much as a pork rind until this swine flu is over. And I've told my family to stay away from bacon, ham, chicken and other pork products until the emergency is over.
7. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:06
8. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Asked to comment on bio-fuels, Biden reminisces about the "good old days" when corn was for eatin' not drivin'.
8. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:06
9. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I've never met such a clean, articulate, black man as Obama...yeah, I said it......"
9. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:07
10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 17, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Mamma-Mia! At's-a somea healthcare plan!"
10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 17, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:07
11. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Like these teeth? Got 'em online. Same as my hair plugs and botox kit...."
11. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:08
12. Posted by engineer | July 17, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Well, people that I say that to say, 'What are you talking about, you're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'" Biden said. "The answer is yes, I'm telling you."
"You still don't understand? Let me make it simpler. You have to throw gas on a fire to keep it from spreading. Wait a minute, try this, you have to pull out your hair in order to keep from losing your hair. No, no, no, let me try again...."
12. Posted by engineer | July 17, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:08
13. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
"You know, even I can't believe some of the crap that comes out of my mouth....."
13. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:09
14. Posted by ordi | July 17, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't figure out why after every speech I make Obama squeezes my cajones like this.
14. Posted by ordi | July 17, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:10
15. Posted by engineer | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You could only see the jobs the stimulous has created for my relatives and friends, MWAAAAH, you would see how well it is working,"
15. Posted by engineer | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:11
16. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"The amount of security around Obama is unreal! It's almost like they're afraid of what comes next if something happens to him......"
16. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:11
17. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
This is a guy that is routinely outsmarted by cheese.
17. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:11
18. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
"Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'" Biden said. 'The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you.'"
{Sometimes Biden's own words are better than anything we can make up!}
18. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 17, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:11
19. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
He wasn't invited to the Michael Jackson send-off. Everyone was afraid he'd ask Michael to stand up...
19. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:14
20. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ignorance in action is always frightening.
20. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:17
21. Posted by Rodney | July 17, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." Wait, wait let me try that again.
21. Posted by Rodney | July 17, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:19
22. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
You know you're in trouble when your age exceeds your IQ.
22. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:20
23. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Flake is a lie.
23. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:23
24. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I tell you Barak, we really got 'em by the short hairs now!"
24. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:30
25. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
They tell me I'm just 12 short of a dozen.
What's that mean?
25. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:31
26. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...and then we just squeeeeeze 'em dry."
26. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:31
27. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cazzo se non possono prendere uno scherzo." (I didn't know he spoke
Italian)
27. Posted by BluesHarper | July 17, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:32
28. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself..."
Eh?
Yeah, I wrote this speech myself, why do you ask?
28. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:37
29. Posted by RickM | July 17, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Left hand: "Hey Joe"
Right hand: "Hey Joe"
And then he opened his mouth and redefined stupid.
29. Posted by RickM | July 17, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:37
30. Posted by iwogisdead | July 17, 2009 8:41 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Joe Biden is seen here demonstrating "self suturing," required for all people over 65 under the House of Representative's Affordable Health Choices Act.
30. Posted by iwogisdead | July 17, 2009 8:41 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:41
31. Posted by geo
| July 17, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Look, all we have to do is spend $1 trillion more dollars and I get this prize for most money spent on one disaster.
31. Posted by geo
| July 17, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:44
32. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
He's a few planets short of a federation.
He's got a vacancy at the gray matter hotel.
He's not tied too tight to the pier.
He's the counter-example to Survival of the Fittest.
In short, if he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a day.
32. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:46
33. Posted by pibill | July 17, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This where we've got yours right now--but you ain't felt nothin' yet!
33. Posted by pibill | July 17, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:47
34. Posted by Jeff | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I live for fur! I worship fur!
34. Posted by Jeff | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:48
35. Posted by James H | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know kung fu."
35. Posted by James H | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:48
36. Posted by WildWillie | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I usually eat corn on the cob like this". ww
36. Posted by WildWillie | July 17, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:48
37. Posted by Jeff | July 17, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart
37. Posted by Jeff | July 17, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:52
38. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 17, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'll get you my pretty and your little dog Toto too...
38. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 17, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:53
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 17, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Vice President's attempt at a sock puppet demonstration on foreign policy failed miserably.
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 17, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:55
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm eating corn.
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:58
41. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm going to make you a healthcare offer you can't refuse.
41. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 08:59
42. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"And when the South withdrew from the Union, Lincoln got right on TV and explained to the American people why there would have to be war."
42. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:04
43. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 17, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Clueless Joe demonstrates why they call it a "shit eatin' grin" as he mimics a gopher eating shit.
43. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 17, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:04
44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 17, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You see this is the economy....and this over here is the treasury....
44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 17, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:05
45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 17, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
My god, looks at his nasty, big, pointy teeth. Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 17, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:05
46. Posted by CDR M | July 17, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buying $5 Foot Longs will prevent us from going bankrupt!
46. Posted by CDR M | July 17, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:06
47. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and what number do I dial to get to this "Wizbang" website?"
47. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:07
48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 17, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BIDEN: Socialized health care is like corn on the cob. Corn on the cob. Now I know people are going to say, "Joe, you're crazy! Socialized health care is like broccoli." But they're just wrong: it's like corn on the cob.
[Aide rushes on stage and whispers into his ear]
BIDEN [sotto voce, but directly into mic]: What do you mean I'm not supposed to say that? What's wrong with corn on the cob?
48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 17, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:11
49. Posted by Justrand
| July 17, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now that we have America's nuts in our hands, the fun REALLY begins..."
49. Posted by Justrand
| July 17, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:17
50. Posted by Cindermutha | July 17, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden thought bubble: They're laughing! They LOVE me!
(those bubbles tend to pop rather quickly)
50. Posted by Cindermutha | July 17, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:20
51. Posted by jennifer | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yes these are violins, America and I am playing them for you!
51. Posted by jennifer | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:26
52. Posted by Spike | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So you see, the itsy bitsy spider was unable to get up the waterspout because the recession was much worse than he thought and he needed a second stimulus".
52. Posted by Spike | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:26
53. Posted by jim2 | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Is it true that my left hand does not know what my right hand is doing? Ha! Which one would you like to ask?"
53. Posted by jim2 | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:26
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
All your money are belong to us.
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:26
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sen. Biden performs a mock demonstration of his love for excrement sandwiches.
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:28
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why are my fingers so darn sticky?
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:30
57. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 17, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Thought balloon: "God I love that feeling. The warm pee dribbling down my leg, it's reassuring. It's like when I was a kid and nobody expected me to think about things. Or be smart. Or be responsible. Hey, I feel really, really happy now!"
57. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 17, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:30
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
My baloney has a first name...
58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:33 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:33
59. Posted by guido | July 17, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden demonstrates his newly patented "Teleprompter Hold", developed in an effort to prevent another TOTUS catastrophe.
59. Posted by guido | July 17, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:35
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This is the only time you'll see Biden talking to the right about health care.
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:37
61. Posted by BlogDog | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Caption at LOLveep:
Imaginary ear of corn
And ur still doin it rong
61. Posted by BlogDog | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:37
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Simon Legree channels Joe Biden.
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:37
63. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms, and then smell them like this..."
63. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:39
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I hold in my hands our plan for economic recovery...
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:40
65. Posted by Stan25 | July 17, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this is how someone eats corn on the cob
65. Posted by Stan25 | July 17, 2009 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:42
66. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Then he got a smile on his face--I learned later that when Biden smiles you've got trouble." David Schippers - Chief Investigative Counsel for the House Judiciary Committee who investigated the Clinton Impeachment.
I always think of this comment whenever I see Biden smile.
66. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 9:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:50
67. Posted by Mycroft | July 17, 2009 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You know you're in trouble when your age exceeds your IQ.
22. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:20 AM | Thanks for voting!Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You know you're in trouble when your age doubles your IQ.
There, fixed that for you.
67. Posted by Mycroft | July 17, 2009 9:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 09:58
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A guy gave me this new suit for Emperor Obama.
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:00
69. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I love the smell of tax dollars in the morning"
69. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:03
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you see? I wasn't saying "stand up Chuck," I was telling people to stand and upchuck!
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:04
71. Posted by IowaRight | July 17, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"We're soooo close to socialism now, it seems sometimes I could just reach out and touch it..."
71. Posted by IowaRight | July 17, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:07
72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 17, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See, this is a dollar bill and this is what it will be worth after Obama's first term. Oh, I'm just kidding. The truth is we have to spend more money to keep from going bankrupt!"
72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 17, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:09
73. Posted by Bob | July 17, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
VP Biden demonstrating California's new marijuana policy.
"So, after you roll it, you give a big lick like this."
73. Posted by Bob | July 17, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:09
74. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden holds what's left of the Constitution post Democrat control of the country.
74. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:10
75. Posted by Porkopolis | July 17, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smoking Joe or Joe's Smoking?
75. Posted by Porkopolis | July 17, 2009 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:12
76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is a hundred dollar bill. Oh! That's right! What am I talking about? We haven't printed it yet!
76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:13
77. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden holds the sum of the testicles of the entire Republican opposition.
77. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 17, 2009 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:18
78. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 17, 2009 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This man is the best reason why people should stop questioning Obama's birthplace.
78. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 17, 2009 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:18
79. Posted by dave | July 17, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CORRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
79. Posted by dave | July 17, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:25
80. Posted by Joe Miller | July 17, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, I bet I'm smarter than you. Why I was top of my class at Law School. I was the only student who had a full scholarship to that school. I can count to ten...right now...Can you do that?
80. Posted by Joe Miller | July 17, 2009 10:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:26
81. Posted by KurtO | July 17, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hold on one second, let me check with my advisors...Lefty and Righty"
81. Posted by KurtO | July 17, 2009 10:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:29
82. Posted by Bill Long | July 17, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Allright, who is the smart ass with the Gorilla Glue?
82. Posted by Bill Long | July 17, 2009 10:29 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:29
83. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The splif Obama had me roll up was so big I had to hold it like this to lick it.
83. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 10:37 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 10:37
84. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I never noticed before how much Joe looks like the Joker.
84. Posted by Eric | July 17, 2009 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:39
85. Posted by IowaRight | July 17, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Banks, Car Companies, Energy, Health Care, all in the first six months! I'm telling this guy Obama, they are big and they are solid brass..."
85. Posted by IowaRight | July 17, 2009 10:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:40
86. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | July 17, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Atsa spicey meatball!"
86. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | July 17, 2009 10:43 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 10:43
87. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So now I'm gonna keep a real tight grip on this last teleprompter for the President and... Oops!"
87. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 10:44
88. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe demonstrates his Drooling Liberal Kung-Fu stance
88. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:46 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 10:46
89. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"For the last time... he was lookin' at MY ass."
89. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:46
90. Posted by Mark W | July 17, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Of course the stimulus worked. The plan was to spend the country into bankruptcy and these two coins are all that is left of the United States treasury.
90. Posted by Mark W | July 17, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:50
91. Posted by Mark W | July 17, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I asked the president why raise taxes, and he just rubbed his thumbs on his fingers like this.
91. Posted by Mark W | July 17, 2009 10:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:52
92. Posted by Timmer | July 17, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
...and then I pinched those cheeks and pulled them apart and then I kissed it. THAT'S how I got the job.
92. Posted by Timmer | July 17, 2009 10:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 10:56
93. Posted by GarandFan | July 17, 2009 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this dollar? Barry will pay all our bills with this!
93. Posted by GarandFan | July 17, 2009 11:03 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:03
94. Posted by Master Shake | July 17, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Costs will be lower with our health plan because you won't have to pay for all those expensive scissors and scalpels. Why waste money on that stuff when you have a good set of teeth?
94. Posted by Master Shake | July 17, 2009 11:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 11:05
95. Posted by Brad | July 17, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm completely insane"
95. Posted by Brad | July 17, 2009 11:10 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:10
96. Posted by LaMedusa | July 17, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Guess which hand the Stimulus Package is in?"
96. Posted by LaMedusa | July 17, 2009 11:13 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:13
97. Posted by twolaneflash | July 17, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Taxpayers...and a nice chianti.
97. Posted by twolaneflash | July 17, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 11:15
98. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you hold your paycheck like this and stretch it out it will look bigger, especially after we tax the hell out of you.
98. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 11:17 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:17
99. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It took several days for Joe to understand that Obama hadn't meant for him to become a mime when Obama had silenced him.
99. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 11:38
100. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you hold your Obamacare package like this and pull it open you can just catch a whiff of the hopenchange as it escapes.
100. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 11:41 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:41
101. Posted by David Spence | July 17, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Nobody messes with Joe except the guy who stole his sandwich."
101. Posted by David Spence | July 17, 2009 11:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 11:47
102. Posted by tom | July 17, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...then you take the cannabis paper between your thumb and fingers and roll the fatty like this."
102. Posted by tom | July 17, 2009 11:49 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:49
103. Posted by griff | July 17, 2009 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe demonstrates for the press the proper way to eat the new "stimulus corn" that will make up fifty percent of everyone's diet in 2012.
103. Posted by griff | July 17, 2009 11:50 AM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 11:50
104. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 17, 2009 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If I was still in the Senate, I'd ask Judge Sotomayor if I could tune in Tokyo!
I tired it once with Pelosi, but they snapped off. Something about botox-withdrawal making things brittle.
104. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 17, 2009 12:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 12:03
105. Posted by Brad | July 17, 2009 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti!
105. Posted by Brad | July 17, 2009 12:05 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 12:05
106. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm holding your stimulus right here and what you see is what you get. Why do you think I've got this grin?
106. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 12:19 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 12:19
107. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 17, 2009 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now when I just put on these invisible rose-colored glasses...
107. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 17, 2009 12:28 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 12:28
108. Posted by Tim | July 17, 2009 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look. It puts the Nationalized Healthcare in the basket, or it get the hose again."
108. Posted by Tim | July 17, 2009 12:33 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 12:33
109. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 17, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So as you can see here, the Emperor's Magic Plan for Utopia clearly states ... What do you mean, there's nothing there? Only peasants and Conservatives can't see the Fantastical Unicorn Bluff And Racket plan for America contrived by Glorious Leader. Surely you're not one of those people?"
109. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 17, 2009 12:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 12:37
110. Posted by VagaBond | July 17, 2009 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is what you would look like if you could afford to eat corn."
110. Posted by VagaBond | July 17, 2009 12:56 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 12:56
111. Posted by Scott | July 17, 2009 1:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Every time they try to get me out, I pull myself back in
111. Posted by Scott | July 17, 2009 1:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 13:16
112. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
112. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:44 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 13:44
113. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The smell of cheese permeates the campus as Joe explains the joys of Bankruptcy 101.
113. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 1:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 13:44
114. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:45 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
One hand holds what you'll have left after taxes, the other holds what you can expect back from the Government.
114. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:45 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 13:45
115. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Quickly as you can, snatch the tax bill from my hand.... then go make me a grasshopper."
115. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 13:47
116. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well on a scale of 1 to 10 my IQ is..."
116. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:52 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 13:52
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A sphincter says what?
117. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:52 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 13:52
118. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The first Barack Vice President
118. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2009 1:53 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 13:53
119. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let me tell you a bit about that time I was on the Apollo 11 mission to the moon...What? That wasn't me? Are you sure...?"
119. Posted by zipity | July 17, 2009 1:55 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 13:55
120. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 2:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~This old Man, He played one, He played knicknack on My thumb, with a knicknack paddywack give the Man Your home.. This old Man can roll homegrown
This old Man, he played two, He played knicknack on My shoe, with a knicknack paddywack give the Man a loan.. This old chap can smoke homegrown
This old Man, He played three, He played knicknack on My knee, with a knicknack caddyshack the smell of provalone.. were all stuck with Al Capone~
120. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 2:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 14:05
121. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apparently the tetanus shot was not given early enough.
121. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 2:30 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 14:30
122. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 2:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
See, you won't have have to choose between food on one hand, or medicine on the other.
Both of your hands will be empty, and we will chose for you!
122. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 2:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 14:31
123. Posted by Jer | July 17, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, I had several comments ready but I can't post any of them. They all contain profanity.
123. Posted by Jer | July 17, 2009 2:37 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 14:37
124. Posted by Lou Di | July 17, 2009 2:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yum.... This corn is made from the same material as the President's new cloths.
124. Posted by Lou Di | July 17, 2009 2:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 14:59
125. Posted by Porkopolis | July 17, 2009 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proving his versatility to the students of Gallaudet University, Joe Biden shows that he's capable of making gaffes using sign language.
125. Posted by Porkopolis | July 17, 2009 3:17 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 15:17
126. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 17, 2009 3:22 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
This is your government on crack.
126. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 17, 2009 3:22 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 15:22
127. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ozzie and Harriett showing off the Emperor's clothes
127. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 3:35 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 15:35
128. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cornswaggler was his name. Shucking corn is his game.
128. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 3:36 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 15:36
129. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On the one hand the stimulus isn't working because we misread the economy. On the other hand the stimulus isn't working because it wasn't really a stimulus but a stabilization that mostly happens next year.
129. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 17, 2009 4:05 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 16:05
130. Posted by Bill Shives | July 17, 2009 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I say one small ity bity thing like " we have to spend more money to keep from going bank rupted" and every one is blowing out of proportion. Its just the governments money i'm talking about. gee!!!!
130. Posted by Bill Shives | July 17, 2009 4:21 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 16:21
131. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 17, 2009 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My advice to you is that if you have to eat a crap sandwich, just put a big smile on your face and dig right in.
Next question about Obamacare?
131. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 17, 2009 4:47 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 16:47
132. Posted by jbw | July 17, 2009 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, Harkin's $50 million earmark for invisble corn really worked, terrorist of the world beware!
132. Posted by jbw | July 17, 2009 4:51 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 16:51
133. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden follows-up to 130...
And if we go bankrupt, we can just buy ourselves out for pennies on the dollar and use the savings to fund healthcare...
133. Posted by tomg51 | July 17, 2009 4:53 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 16:53
134. Posted by Brent T | July 17, 2009 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You think this manicure looks good? Wait til I show you my bikini wax.
134. Posted by Brent T | July 17, 2009 5:02 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 17:02
135. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Second in command holds a conversation with the third and fourth and mainly listens.
135. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 5:20 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 17:20
136. Posted by John Hansen | July 17, 2009 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I keep trying to catch the stupid statements before they get out, but my mouth just moves too fast!!!
136. Posted by John Hansen | July 17, 2009 5:37 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 17:37
137. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love the smell of legislation in the morning. It smells like ... Tax money.
137. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:02 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 18:02
138. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, it is not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousand. I killed ten thousand. And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? *Death*! Death. Death on horse! When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes. "
(Hat tip: Methos in the highlander series)
138. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:10 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 18:10
139. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden tells a joke at a press briefing
"What do you call Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Reid?"
"The four horsemen of the apocalypse"
139. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 6:16 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 18:16
140. Posted by Hodink | July 17, 2009 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama From The Back Of The Room - "Somebody stick a sock in his mouth."
140. Posted by Hodink | July 17, 2009 6:43 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 18:43
141. Posted by Trajan | July 17, 2009 7:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Under Obamacare, you'll receive free dental
floss.....like I'm holding here. You take
hold of each end .....and I'm going to demon-
strate the correct way to get your ivories
as clean as mine are..."
141. Posted by Trajan | July 17, 2009 7:48 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 19:48
142. Posted by Trajan | July 17, 2009 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is a new product we found by tinkering
genetically with hybrid corn. It's called
Diet-Maize....and will find a big place at the
picnic table of you who count your calories!
Remember, as Obama and I often say,'less is
more!'"
142. Posted by Trajan | July 17, 2009 7:56 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 19:56
143. Posted by Cloudfish | July 17, 2009 8:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"And if you squeeeeze them like this---we'll get every taxpayer to the same level of mediocrity."
143. Posted by Cloudfish | July 17, 2009 8:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 20:00
144. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden reaches for the zipper that was surgically installed on the orders of the White House to keep him from making idiotic statements.
144. Posted by Gmac | July 17, 2009 8:12 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 20:12
145. Posted by Rick13 | July 17, 2009 8:17 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Every time they think I'm out, I pull myself right back in"
145. Posted by Rick13 | July 17, 2009 8:17 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 20:17
146. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 8:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden emphatically displays everything the administration has accomplished including jobs created in the first 6 months between his hands.
Than goes on to say We need to continue to lose millions of jobs and trillions of dollars for Obamas real plans to succeed.
146. Posted by 914 | July 17, 2009 8:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 20:30
147. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 8:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Just call me Boris Batanof, I love it when a plan comes together"
147. Posted by retired military | July 17, 2009 8:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 17, 2009 20:38
148. Posted by SATerp | July 17, 2009 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VP Biden chows down on the first ear of 'Obama corn' from the White House vegetable garden, but his grin quickly faded when a small boy yelled, "But, there's nothing THERE!"
148. Posted by SATerp | July 17, 2009 9:18 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 21:18
149. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 17, 2009 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you show them you can still eat corn on the cob then maybe you qualify for that new hip."
149. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 17, 2009 9:55 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 21:55
150. Posted by twolaneflash | July 17, 2009 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On Display: Obama's Best Life Insurance.
150. Posted by twolaneflash | July 17, 2009 10:12 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 22:12
151. Posted by MF | July 17, 2009 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden thinking: "Suckers" (in ref to the American people)
151. Posted by MF | July 17, 2009 10:28 PM |
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Posted on July 17, 2009 22:28
152. Posted by Dennis D | July 18, 2009 12:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden: " Now that the Teleprompter is broken when do I get sworn in as POTUS?
152. Posted by Dennis D | July 18, 2009 12:24 AM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 00:24
153. Posted by Adam | July 18, 2009 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, they SQUEEEEEZE the hair plugs like this...
153. Posted by Adam | July 18, 2009 12:59 AM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 00:59
154. Posted by Dave | July 18, 2009 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Atsa spicy meatball"
154. Posted by Dave | July 18, 2009 1:48 AM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 01:48
155. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and this is how I'm gonna teach Obama to eat humble pie."
155. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 10:15 AM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 10:15
156. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Actually, Mahmoud is right where we want him. Obama and I just placed him in Double Secret Probation."
156. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 1:46 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 13:46
157. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...so when my Principal said, 'Fat, Dumb, and Stupid is no way to go through life son,' it changed my life. That night I went on a diet."
157. Posted by rodney dill | July 18, 2009 1:51 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 13:51
158. Posted by Nylda | July 18, 2009 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You guys are the only two who think I'm doing a good job.
158. Posted by Nylda | July 18, 2009 2:48 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 14:48
159. Posted by itismedavid | July 18, 2009 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you smell what Barack's been cooking?!?!?"
159. Posted by itismedavid | July 18, 2009 9:26 PM |
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Posted on July 18, 2009 21:26
160. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Joe Biden loses 4 out of 5 debates with his hands. Developing...
160. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 10:55 AM |
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Posted on July 19, 2009 10:55
161. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"S'all right?"
"S'all right!"
"S'all right!"
161. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 10:57 AM |
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Posted on July 19, 2009 10:57
162. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and this is how you correctly use Mental Floss.
162. Posted by rodney dill | July 19, 2009 12:26 PM |
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Posted on July 19, 2009 12:26
163. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | July 19, 2009 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eat it Joe.
163. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | July 19, 2009 12:27 PM |
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Posted on July 19, 2009 12:27
164. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 19, 2009 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't you just love Leslie Stahl? Just adore her hair? And her teeth? And her ... and her ... essence?"
164. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 19, 2009 7:55 PM |
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Posted on July 19, 2009 19:55
165. Posted by retired military | July 19, 2009 8:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"In my left hand is my left nut, in my right hand is my right nut. Now the question of the day. WHo is the big dick in the middle?"
165. Posted by retired military | July 19, 2009 8:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 19, 2009 20:46
166. Posted by Kevin
| July 20, 2009 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
166. Posted by Kevin
| July 20, 2009 1:49 AM |
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Posted on July 20, 2009 01:49