It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. In honor of our newest U.S. Senator we dusted off this Wizbang exclusive photo from our archives... Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
1. Posted by
griff | July 3, 2009 3:17 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
griff:
I bleeping told you ACORN was the bleep you stupid bleeping hayseed bleeeeeep. I'm a bleeping Senator now you bleeping bleep and there isn't a bleeping bleep you or any other bleeping voter can do about it for six bleeping years.
1. Posted by
griff | July 3, 2009 3:17 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
12. Posted by
fustian | July 3, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
fustian:
Obama : "Well, Mr. Soros, you were right. I didn't think you could get a failed Air America radio host into the Senate."
Soros: "A mere trifle. I already managed to get an unaccomplished, black, foreign-born Marxist tool of the Chicago machine with a dreadful, racist wife into the Presidency."
Obama: "Good one, Mr. Soros!"
12. Posted by
fustian | July 3, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
21. Posted by
hermie | July 3, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
hermie:
Hey! I didn't pay unemployment taxes, I helped Air America cheat old people and crippled kids, and you complain about how I stole an election with dead people?! This makes me the perfect Democrat politician!
21. Posted by
hermie | July 3, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
33. Posted by
MPR | July 3, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
MPR:
I can't even comment about the embarrassment in Minn. We suffer the idiocy of two liberal senators in my state that get re-elected by a large margin. But, this should be a reminder that you can never stay home even if you have to hold your nose when voting.
33. Posted by
MPR | July 3, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"So what if the number of deceased voters casting ballots was ten times my margin of victory? The only thing that really matters is: Live from New York it's Saturday Night!"
36. Posted by
Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...
Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want--
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here
...
♫
46. Posted by
Porkopolis | July 3, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After weeks of practice in front of a full-length mirror, Senate-elect Al Franken channels John Kerry and tries out his "Do You Know Who I Am" pose on an unsuspecting constituent.
67. Posted by
Porkopolis | July 4, 2009 1:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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I bleeping told you ACORN w... (Below threshold)1. Posted by griff | July 3, 2009 3:17 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
I bleeping told you ACORN was the bleep you stupid bleeping hayseed bleeeeeep. I'm a bleeping Senator now you bleeping bleep and there isn't a bleeping bleep you or any other bleeping voter can do about it for six bleeping years.
1. Posted by griff | July 3, 2009 3:17 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 03:17
2. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | July 3, 2009 4:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I WILL get to #1 in "The 100 people who are screwing up America"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | July 3, 2009 4:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 04:00
3. Posted by Denise | July 3, 2009 6:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I told you I'd be the newest clown in the clown college, and I was right!
3. Posted by Denise | July 3, 2009 6:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 06:17
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 3, 2009 6:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Angry Senate comedian Al Franken demands his constituents pull his finger in lieu of the ring kiss.
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 3, 2009 6:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 06:27
5. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"That's SENATOR Stuart Smalley now, you little shit!"
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 06:40
6. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I'm Stuart Smalley, bitch!"
J.
6. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 06:41
7. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"That's 'Stuart SMALLEY', Not 'Stuart Smallberries'. Get it right, punk."
J.
7. Posted by Jay Tea | July 3, 2009 6:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 06:42
8. Posted by iwogisdead | July 3, 2009 7:09 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Al Franken reacts to learning that he has to pay for his coffee in the Senate cafeteria.
8. Posted by iwogisdead | July 3, 2009 7:09 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:09
9. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 3, 2009 7:09 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
It's my Senate seat.I stole it fair and square.
9. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 3, 2009 7:09 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:09
10. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:10 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
An ode to the Minnesota voter:
See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron.
My God, perhaps I am!
10. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:10 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:10
11. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
You're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and gosh darn it, anyone with a brain bigger than an ingrown lychee nut absolutely detests you.
11. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:18
12. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Obama : "Well, Mr. Soros, you were right. I didn't think you could get a failed Air America radio host into the Senate."
Soros: "A mere trifle. I already managed to get an unaccomplished, black, foreign-born Marxist tool of the Chicago machine with a dreadful, racist wife into the Presidency."
Obama: "Good one, Mr. Soros!"
12. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:30
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 3, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You don't know where this finger has been, buddy!
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 3, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:38
14. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 3, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bend Over
14. Posted by Brian The Adequate | July 3, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:43
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 3, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here's hoping for a reenactment of "the caning" incident.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 3, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:45
16. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You wanna jerk My what?
16. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:49
17. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A pipsqueek in paradise
17. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:51
18. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This digits just for starts..Just wait til I get to My ring finger"
18. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:53
19. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ive never been so ashamed of My own State
19. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:54
20. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The treasonous fruit of the Acorn tree.
20. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 07:57
21. Posted by hermie | July 3, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Hey! I didn't pay unemployment taxes, I helped Air America cheat old people and crippled kids, and you complain about how I stole an election with dead people?! This makes me the perfect Democrat politician!
21. Posted by hermie | July 3, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:00
22. Posted by Gmac | July 3, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I WON, just like Obama.
22. Posted by Gmac | July 3, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:16
23. Posted by iwogisdead | July 3, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
In an effort to demonstrate that he is, in fact, smart enough to be a Senator, Al Franken counts all the way to one.
23. Posted by iwogisdead | July 3, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:25
24. Posted by jennifer | July 3, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's Showtime!
24. Posted by jennifer | July 3, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:34
25. Posted by 24usmcr | July 3, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No, stupid, it's not "One Man, One Vote." It's "One Clown, One Stolen Election," and don't you forget it!
25. Posted by 24usmcr | July 3, 2009 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:39
26. Posted by BluesHarper | July 3, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
What do you mean, "first Jesse Ventura, now me"?
26. Posted by BluesHarper | July 3, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:44
27. Posted by olafnubya | July 3, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's SENATOR Stewart Smalley dammit!
I worked hard all my life to achieve that title and I DEMAND your respect!
/BabsBoxerNerdrage
27. Posted by olafnubya | July 3, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:44
28. Posted by jennifer | July 3, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Starring Al Franken(as Himself)"
28. Posted by jennifer | July 3, 2009 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 08:57
29. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Proof that we're becoming just another banana republic.
29. Posted by fustian | July 3, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 09:35
30. Posted by FormerHostage | July 3, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Franken: Oh, wait. Was the question 'What's my IQ?' or 'How many people really like me?'
Man: Would the answer change?
Franken: Uhhh........no...
30. Posted by FormerHostage | July 3, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 09:39
31. Posted by Rick13 | July 3, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You just watch Kevin! In five years I'll prove how stupid the people of Minnesota really are, and I'll be a U.S. Senator!
31. Posted by Rick13 | July 3, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 09:52
32. Posted by bigbugna | July 3, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey... don't call me a crook. I am not a crook!!!
32. Posted by bigbugna | July 3, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:09
33. Posted by MPR | July 3, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I can't even comment about the embarrassment in Minn. We suffer the idiocy of two liberal senators in my state that get re-elected by a large margin. But, this should be a reminder that you can never stay home even if you have to hold your nose when voting.
33. Posted by MPR | July 3, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:10
34. Posted by GarandFan | July 3, 2009 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Who you calling a stupid, finger pointing, liberal son of a bitch?"
34. Posted by GarandFan | July 3, 2009 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:18
35. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 3, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Minnesota: Land of 1,000,000 idiots and one clown. No, two. Don't forget the one named Ventura.
35. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 3, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:19
36. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So what if the number of deceased voters casting ballots was ten times my margin of victory? The only thing that really matters is: Live from New York it's Saturday Night!"
36. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:21
37. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can assure you, you little pipsqueek, that I will never get this tough on terrorism!"
37. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:22
38. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chevy: "Al, you ignorant slut."
38. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:26
39. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
State Bird: The Loon
U.S. Senator: The Loon
39. Posted by Spike | July 3, 2009 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:27
40. Posted by Nylda | July 3, 2009 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And gosh darn it people like me so don't you believe those lying liars who vote otherwise."
40. Posted by Nylda | July 3, 2009 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:27
41. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There is no such thing as the Congressional Clown Caucus. If there was, I would know about it!
41. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:31
42. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, for your information, I don't know how many secret service agents can fit in my clown car.
42. Posted by Al Pennam | July 3, 2009 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:34
43. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 3, 2009 10:34 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
. . . and the funny part is that Norm has to pay all my legal expenses! HAHAHHA!!
43. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 3, 2009 10:34 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 10:34
44. Posted by Mark W | July 3, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
United States Senator Al Franken. It would be funny as hell if it were not so depressing.
44. Posted by Mark W | July 3, 2009 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 11:23
45. Posted by itismedavid | July 3, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All I can be is the best Senator I can be!!!
45. Posted by itismedavid | July 3, 2009 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 11:26
46. Posted by Porkopolis | July 3, 2009 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
46. Posted by Porkopolis | July 3, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 11:46
47. Posted by David Snell | July 3, 2009 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm going to keep an eye on you Mr. Conservative...just as soon as I find them.
47. Posted by David Snell | July 3, 2009 11:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 11:53
48. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 3, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Smell my finger!
48. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 3, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 12:00
49. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They didnt laugh at My contemptuos jokes on SNL.
They did not listen to Air America.
G dammit, they'll respect Me when I pocket their childrens lunch money!! Ha ha ha ha ha
49. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 12:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 12:52
50. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since My fellow Minnesotans chose to make everything such a big joke around here... I am going to pay for everything with monopoly money.
50. Posted by 914 | July 3, 2009 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 13:00
51. Posted by retired military | July 3, 2009 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Franken in his first meeting of democrat Senators "Where are the clowns - Never mind we're here"
51. Posted by retired military | July 3, 2009 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 13:35
52. Posted by Patrick S | July 3, 2009 1:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Excuse me. Are you done with that bugger?
52. Posted by Patrick S | July 3, 2009 1:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 13:57
53. Posted by rodney dill | July 3, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"'Cause I'm good enough... and smart enough... and gosh darnit! People like me..."
53. Posted by rodney dill | July 3, 2009 2:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 14:30
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 3, 2009 2:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A return to Lake Wobegone
54. Posted by rodney dill | July 3, 2009 2:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 14:31
55. Posted by Gmac | July 3, 2009 2:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'll have you know that *THIS* is the 'Al Franken decade' at last and nothing you can do is going to stop it!
55. Posted by Gmac | July 3, 2009 2:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 14:42
56. Posted by wildman | July 3, 2009 2:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm better than Biden, I'm smarter than Biden and damnit Obama loves me.
56. Posted by wildman | July 3, 2009 2:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 14:57
57. Posted by WildWillie | July 3, 2009 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See how thick my glasses are?" ww
57. Posted by WildWillie | July 3, 2009 4:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 16:10
58. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can beat ANY Republican in this bar with
one hand tied behind my back!."
"ACORNS? I don't got no ACORNS! I don't NEED
no Acorns! I ain't gotta show you no stinkin'
Acorns!" Al "Bedoya" in Treasure of the Sierra
Madre.
58. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 17:26
59. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Grab my zipper one more time and I'll blast
you with Mace...right in your left eye. How
the hell did I know this was a gay bar?"
59. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 17:34
60. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wanted ONE olive in my martini, PUTZ"
60. Posted by Trajan | July 3, 2009 5:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 17:39
61. Posted by Joe Miller | July 3, 2009 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I stand here just right, I can focus the Sun's rays and set this guy's nose on fire. Watch!
61. Posted by Joe Miller | July 3, 2009 5:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 17:53
62. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 3, 2009 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, buddy, I'm the reason the 35W bridge threw itself into the river. Can YOU shame inanimate structures into suicide? I thought not!
62. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 3, 2009 11:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 3, 2009 23:10
63. Posted by Spike | July 4, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I am able to steal this election, I'll subpoena your ass when I become chairman of the Senate Fools Committee.
63. Posted by Spike | July 4, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 08:48
64. Posted by jim2 | July 4, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Soros tops Caligula, who had needed ALL of a horse to make a senator.
64. Posted by jim2 | July 4, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 09:40
65. Posted by LaMedusa | July 4, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Doggone it, you like me, too."
65. Posted by LaMedusa | July 4, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 11:29
66. Posted by LaMedusa | July 4, 2009 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let this be lesson to you: Even if you're bad at both humor and politics, if you oil the squeakiest wheels under the rim, you'll make it."
66. Posted by LaMedusa | July 4, 2009 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 11:33
67. Posted by Porkopolis | July 4, 2009 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After weeks of practice in front of a full-length mirror, Senate-elect Al Franken channels John Kerry and tries out his "Do You Know Who I Am" pose on an unsuspecting constituent.
67. Posted by Porkopolis | July 4, 2009 1:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 13:13
68. Posted by twolaneflash | July 4, 2009 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With 99 unfunny losers already, why the hell not?
68. Posted by twolaneflash | July 4, 2009 6:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 18:12
69. Posted by brad | July 4, 2009 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're going to count every last vote, until i'm in the lead, and then we'll stop counting.
69. Posted by brad | July 4, 2009 11:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 23:08
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 4, 2009 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A fitting tribute to how far special people can go in our society.
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 4, 2009 11:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 4, 2009 23:18
71. Posted by rodney dill | July 5, 2009 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lake Wobegon daze
71. Posted by rodney dill | July 5, 2009 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 5, 2009 11:59
72. Posted by rodney dill | July 5, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deep Thoughts -- by Jack Handey
"You can fool some of the people some of the time... and jerk the rest off."
(with apologies to Robin Williams)
72. Posted by rodney dill | July 5, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 5, 2009 12:01
73. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 5, 2009 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Franken clearly demonstrating why he's unfit to be a senator. Didn't his mom teach him that it's rude to point your finger at someone!
73. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 5, 2009 8:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 5, 2009 20:19
74. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 5, 2009 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I pity the fools and ghosts who voted for me."
74. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 5, 2009 8:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 5, 2009 20:22
75. Posted by Kevin
| July 6, 2009 2:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
75. Posted by Kevin
| July 6, 2009 2:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 6, 2009 02:23