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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 26, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama looks at a map donated to the White House by the National Geographic Society, in the Oval Office, June 10, 2009. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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I am the world I am ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I am the world
I am the children
I am the one who makes a brighter day
So you start giving.
There's a choice I'm making
I'm saving your own lives
It's true I'll make a better day
Just for you, done by me.

1. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:15

B.O.: "GYOT DAMN...Palau is... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
markm:

B.O.: "GYOT DAMN...Palau is way over THERE????"

2. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:15

B.O.: "..awe dang....it IS ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
markm:

B.O.: "..awe dang....it IS really flat..."

3. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:17

I am the ruler of all I sur... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I am the ruler of all I survey.

4. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:17

Uhm, Michelle wanted to go ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:19 AM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Uhm, Michelle wanted to go where for dinner?

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 26, 2009 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 19 (23 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:19

Finally, my map with the U.... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by tomg51 | June 26, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
tomg51:

Finally, my map with the U.S. brushed off to the side.

6. Posted by tomg51 | June 26, 2009 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (16 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:23

President Obama contemplate... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by iwogisdead | June 26, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 21 (25 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

President Obama contemplates the sites to include in his "Apology for America" tour.

7. Posted by iwogisdead | June 26, 2009 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (25 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:26

B.O. sings: "Who's the guy ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
markm:

B.O. sings: "Who's the guy you need to know when there's a place you gotta what's my name? MAP"
(A little Dora the Explorer ditty)

8. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:28

Obama surveys the South Pol... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Spencer | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Spencer:

Obama surveys the South Pole as he readies his global warming apoligy tour to the penguins.

9. Posted by Spencer | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:29

Michael Jackson you are a g... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (13 votes cast)
Stan25:

Michael Jackson you are a god send. Now I can conquer the world and no one would even know about it

10. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (13 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:29

The eagle wished for a "Nig... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by tomg51 | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
tomg51:

The eagle wished for a "Night at the Museum" moment

11. Posted by tomg51 | June 26, 2009 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:29

edit: "when there's a place... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
markm:

edit: "when there's a place you gotta go"

12. Posted by markm | June 26, 2009 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:30

"Would you look at that! Ir... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Eric:

"Would you look at that! Iran and Iraq are right next to each other."

13. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (22 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:30

Risk! The Game of World Con... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Eric:

Risk! The Game of World Conquest: Barack Obama Edition.

14. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:34

Occasionally Obama likes to... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 22 (28 votes cast)
fustian:

Occasionally Obama likes to take a dump on the Great Seal, just like he has on the country.

15. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (28 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:36

My Brother George is where?... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

My Brother George is where?

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:36

Look no borders...perfect.<... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Look no borders...perfect.

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:37

Teleprompter tryouts.... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Teleprompter tryouts.

18. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:37

Pres. Obama takes one last ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Eric:

Pres. Obama takes one last look at another gift from Great Britain before he returns it.

19. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:37

How far away can we ship Ru... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

How far away can we ship Rush Limbaugh?

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:38

Land for peace, land for pe... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Land for peace, land for peace... Hey, we could give the Red states to the Palestinians! No one's using them anyway except bitter people clinging to guns and religion.

21. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:41

Mine! All Mine!... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by pibill | June 26, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
pibill:

Mine! All Mine!

22. Posted by pibill | June 26, 2009 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:42

This is my best paint by nu... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Prairie | June 26, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Prairie:

This is my best paint by number masterpiece yet!

23. Posted by Prairie | June 26, 2009 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:42

Hmmm, where did I put those... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by RickM | June 26, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
RickM:

Hmmm, where did I put those other 7 states?

24. Posted by RickM | June 26, 2009 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (18 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:43

Don't know much about geogr... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by ordi | June 26, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
ordi:

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for

25. Posted by ordi | June 26, 2009 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:46

Barack is making sure he kn... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
fustian:

Barack is making sure he knows where Mecca is before starting evening prayers...

26. Posted by fustian | June 26, 2009 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (17 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:47

Yep, I think I got them all... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by ms960 | June 26, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
ms960:

Yep, I think I got them all. No one left to apologize to.

27. Posted by ms960 | June 26, 2009 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 07:57

'Now let's see...which coun... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by hermie | June 26, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
hermie:

'Now let's see...which countries with ruthless dictators haven't yet been invited to my July 4th party?'

28. Posted by hermie | June 26, 2009 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:00

"Come on guys, I said I wan... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JP | June 26, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
JP:

"Come on guys, I said I wanted red pushpins in all the countries I've apologized to, blue in the ones I still need to get to and a big black "X" on Israel. You guys are making this harder than eating a waffle!"

29. Posted by JP | June 26, 2009 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:02

Now let's see...where is th... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by J.R. | June 26, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
J.R.:

Now let's see...where is that 57th state.

30. Posted by J.R. | June 26, 2009 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:10

"Why am I not at the center... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 26, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

"Why am I not at the center of the map? Everyone knows the world revolves around me after all."

31. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 26, 2009 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:12

Barack Obama prefers vintag... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Neoluddite | June 26, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Neoluddite:

Barack Obama prefers vintage maps. He enjoys the beauty, craftsmanship, and there is no state of Israel.

32. Posted by Neoluddite | June 26, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:14

...and God called the dry g... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

...and God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good.

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:14

"Let's see.....I'm already ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by zipity | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
zipity:

"Let's see.....I'm already buddies with Hugo, Evo, and Castro....who can I apologize to next to make friends and influence people...."

34. Posted by zipity | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:18

After all these questions t... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Hank | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Hank:

After all these questions this week, where the hell is Iran?

35. Posted by Hank | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:18

As Obama casts his eyes on ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

As Obama casts his eyes on the Middles East he instinctively drops to his knees in deference.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:18

"I can see Russia from my c... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jim Treacher | June 26, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Jim Treacher:

"I can see Russia from my crouch!"

37. Posted by Jim Treacher | June 26, 2009 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (18 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:19

"HEY RAHM! What do you thin... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by exceller | June 26, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
exceller:

"HEY RAHM! What do you think? Should I put Barackistan in Africa or the Middle East?"

38. Posted by exceller | June 26, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:20

They love me there, there t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
IowaRight:

They love me there, there too, love me, love me, reeeeally love me, I am Huge there, love me....

39. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:21

President Obama tries to de... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Dodo David | June 26, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Dodo David:

President Obama tries to decide which nation to send his wife and daughters to for medical help in the event that Obamacare becomes a reality.

40. Posted by Dodo David | June 26, 2009 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 23 (23 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:21

Yup, the United States is t... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yup, the United States is the lone bastion of liberty in the world. Gonna have to do something about that.

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (17 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:23

Hezbollah 25 billion... Ira... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hezbollah 25 billion... Iran 25 billion... China 25 billion... Russia 50 billion... North Korea...

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:27

Where in the worldis</e... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 26, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Where in the worldis Carmen Sandiego?

43. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 26, 2009 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:33

It's so much easier to find... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by EL Rider | June 26, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
EL Rider:

It's so much easier to find Chicago on Google Earth.

44. Posted by EL Rider | June 26, 2009 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:33

Look at all of that opportu... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Look at all of that opportunity, RAHM! Are you absolutely sure there is no way to tax people in these other countries?

45. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:34

Get me a pair of scissors. ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Get me a pair of scissors. I'm going to cut out the West and throw it in the garbage.

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:38

Hmm. i left my campaign pro... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by wildman | June 26, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
wildman:

Hmm. i left my campaign promises somewhere, Probably left them somewhere on my world apology tour.

47. Posted by wildman | June 26, 2009 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:50

"Hey, Rahm! When did you s... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by iurockhead | June 26, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
iurockhead:

"Hey, Rahm! When did you say the oceans should start receding?"

48. Posted by iurockhead | June 26, 2009 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:56

♫ And Iran, Iran so far awa... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Matt | June 26, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Matt:

♫ And Iran, Iran so far away-yay-yay...♫

49. Posted by Matt | June 26, 2009 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 08:57

"They say if you stare long... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by commonsense247 | June 26, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
commonsense247:

"They say if you stare long enough at the shapes without focusing, a magical picture appears before your eyes.. you know, the same approach I take to healthcare."

50. Posted by commonsense247 | June 26, 2009 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:00

Dude - You're supposed to b... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by JohnG | June 26, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
JohnG:

Dude - You're supposed to bow to the actual Mecca!

51. Posted by JohnG | June 26, 2009 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:01

Been there...Been th... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Al Pennam | June 26, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 14 (20 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Been there...
Been there...
Born there...
Been there...

52. Posted by Al Pennam | June 26, 2009 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (20 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:01

OH yeah, where was I born..... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | June 26, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

OH yeah, where was I born...oh right there!!

53. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | June 26, 2009 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:08

The intrinsic unfairness of... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The intrinsic unfairness of all these different sized nations is apparent. My "Outcome Based Geography Initiative" will fix it.

54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 26, 2009 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:09

Shutting down Gitmo, so can... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Mark L | June 26, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Mark L:

Shutting down Gitmo, so can't send teabagger protestors there. Where else? Hmmmm. . . Do we own Juan Fernandez? How about Howland atoll?

55. Posted by Mark L | June 26, 2009 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:12

Obama looks for the Iraq/Pa... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 26, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Adrian Browne:

Obama looks for the Iraq/Pakistan border that John McCain spoke of.

56. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 26, 2009 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:15

My precious! ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Al Pennam | June 26, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

My precious!

57. Posted by Al Pennam | June 26, 2009 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:18

Barack Obama looks to Europ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

Barack Obama looks to Europe as he takes a big dump on the American Eagle.

58. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:24

I was born over there, my ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by itismedavid | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
itismedavid:

I was born over there, my dad was from over there, my mom was from right here, I spent some of my youth over here, and some over here until my stepdad died, then spent some time here, went to school over here, that was the first time I was REALLY in the US. But I am a US citizen!!!!

59. Posted by itismedavid | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:24

I've been President for ove... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

I've been President for over 100 days, and there's still not even one country named for me!

60. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 26, 2009 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:24

Barack Obama seeks new coun... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by BlogDog | June 26, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Barack Obama seeks new countries to apologize to. American citizens wait in vain.

61. Posted by BlogDog | June 26, 2009 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:27

...55, 56, 57.... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by FormerHostage | June 26, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

...55, 56, 57.

62. Posted by FormerHostage | June 26, 2009 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:29

So Waldo, we meet again!</p... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by FormerHostage | June 26, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

So Waldo, we meet again!

63. Posted by FormerHostage | June 26, 2009 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:30

Now, where is Freedonia?</p... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Jeff | June 26, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

Now, where is Freedonia?

64. Posted by Jeff | June 26, 2009 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:33

"Hmmm".. There really are o... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Chris G | June 26, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Chris G:

"Hmmm".. There really are only 50 states. I'll be damned".

65. Posted by Chris G | June 26, 2009 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:35

The perfect map to reflect ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Eric:

The perfect map to reflect Obama's philosphies, it's Eurocentric and America is moved so far to the left it's almost off the page.

66. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:35

Poor Barack was unaware tha... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Proof | June 26, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Proof:

Poor Barack was unaware that, as President of the United States, if he made an actual request, the map could be hung at eye level!

67. Posted by Proof | June 26, 2009 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:36

I've got the whole world in... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jennifer Waite | June 26, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Jennifer Waite:

I've got the whole world in my hands.

68. Posted by Jennifer Waite | June 26, 2009 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:37

Hmmmm Let's see. Where can ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Stan25:

Hmmmm Let's see. Where can I send Hillary to keep her out of my hair, today?

69. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:37

I KNOW there are 57 states.... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by luze | June 26, 2009 9:43 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
luze:

I KNOW there are 57 states. Must. Look. Harder.

70. Posted by luze | June 26, 2009 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 09:43

YOU ARE HERE.... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Joe Miller | June 26, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

YOU ARE HERE.

71. Posted by Joe Miller | June 26, 2009 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:16

Reading while on the john.<... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by epador | June 26, 2009 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Reading while on the john.

72. Posted by epador | June 26, 2009 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:18

Let's see. Where to take M... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Let's see. Where to take Michelle on this weeks 'date night'. Paris? Venice? Monte Carlo?

73. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:22

"Gee, I wish the World of W... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by tony | June 26, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
tony:

"Gee, I wish the World of Warcraft map on my PC was this detailed."

74. Posted by tony | June 26, 2009 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:29

And Obama gazed at his king... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Dave | June 26, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dave:

And Obama gazed at his kingdom and wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

75. Posted by Dave | June 26, 2009 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:35

From the MSNBC newsroom:<br... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | June 26, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Terry S/Will Profit:

From the MSNBC newsroom:
"The map of the world will be displayed at eye level for Chinese President Hu Jintao's oval office meeting with Barack O' Teleprompter."

76. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | June 26, 2009 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:40

Iran...Iran...Iran... ah th... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by SillyPuddy | June 26, 2009 10:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
SillyPuddy:

Iran...Iran...Iran... ah there it is, hey guys I found it!


Hmm, lets see who I can let punk me next.

77. Posted by SillyPuddy | June 26, 2009 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:47

Obama thought bubble:<block... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Porkopolis | June 26, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Obama thought bubble:

Heh, 'Atlas Shrugged' my ass!

78. Posted by Porkopolis | June 26, 2009 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 10:51

Okay I see Siam and Prussia... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by jeff clark | June 26, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
jeff clark:

Okay I see Siam and Prussia where the hell is that 57th state?

79. Posted by jeff clark | June 26, 2009 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:00

Where in the world is Carme... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Brad Punch | June 26, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Brad Punch:

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

80. Posted by Brad Punch | June 26, 2009 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:04

Where's Waldo?... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Brad Punch | June 26, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Brad Punch:

Where's Waldo?

81. Posted by Brad Punch | June 26, 2009 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:05

47, 48, 49 , 50 ... damn! S... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by LiberalNitemare | June 26, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
LiberalNitemare:

47, 48, 49 , 50 ... damn! Still only 50!

82. Posted by LiberalNitemare | June 26, 2009 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:09

bin Laden? I'm still trying... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 26, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

bin Laden? I'm still trying to find Waldo.

83. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 26, 2009 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:10

I am a god to this ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by jennifer | June 26, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jennifer:

I am a god to this world!

84. Posted by jennifer | June 26, 2009 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:10

WOW, the Persian Empire is ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Meiji_man | June 26, 2009 11:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Meiji_man:

WOW, the Persian Empire is HUGE better not mess with them!

85. Posted by Meiji_man | June 26, 2009 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:16

If I sell Alaska to Russia ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

If I sell Alaska to Russia my Palin troubles will just go away!

86. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:20

And on the 7th day, he rest... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by sallym | June 26, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
sallym:

And on the 7th day, he rested and say "It is good!"

87. Posted by sallym | June 26, 2009 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:23

Mr. President hell! It's Mr... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Mr. President hell! It's Mr. Emperor now!

88. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:25

Still searching for a count... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Falze | June 26, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Falze:

Still searching for a country where socialized medicine works pretty well.

89. Posted by Falze | June 26, 2009 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:26

"Mine, all mine. Bwahahaha... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Mine, all mine. Bwahahaha!"

90. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:26

Note to myself - tell staff... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Note to myself - tell staffers to program teleprompter with the names of all these countries. I sure 'n hell wont remember their names.!

91. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:28

"Now, where is this Indones... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Now, where is this Indonesia place people keep sayin' I was born at."

92. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:28

Obama, trying to figure out... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Obama, trying to figure out how to bow to the east via satellite.

93. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:30

Let's see which country I c... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

Let's see which country I can pop off to to get some ice cream this week.

94. Posted by JAT | June 26, 2009 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:31

Dont forget to wipe!... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by 914 | June 26, 2009 11:32 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
914:

Dont forget to wipe!

95. Posted by 914 | June 26, 2009 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:32

"Don't worry little map. My... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by NJ Mike | June 26, 2009 11:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NJ Mike:

"Don't worry little map. My program for all disadvantaged non-hung maps and pictures will soon have you on my wall.........say 2029.....oh, the indignities you've suffered, down here on the floor. Just Hope for Change."

96. Posted by NJ Mike | June 26, 2009 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:32

Hmmm. There must be som... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:34 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Robert Koslover:

Hmmm. There must be some way to tax them all.

97. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:34

Ah hah, I knew it! Africa <... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Robert Koslover:

Ah hah, I knew it! Africa is bigger than Texas!

98. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:37

I'm not sure, Al. Those ic... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Robert Koslover:

I'm not sure, Al. Those icecaps still look about the same size to me.

99. Posted by Robert Koslover | June 26, 2009 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 11:41

So that's where the UFO act... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 26, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

So that's where the UFO actually crashed back in the 50's, and look there are some from the 60's, 70's, 80's... What the hell, maybe we're are about to be invaded.

100. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 26, 2009 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:00

Monopoly for "adults"?... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by xiphos | June 26, 2009 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xiphos:

Monopoly for "adults"?

101. Posted by xiphos | June 26, 2009 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:03

Now where the heck was I bo... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by jbw | June 26, 2009 12:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jbw:

Now where the heck was I born??

102. Posted by jbw | June 26, 2009 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:09

Iran? That's somewhere nea... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Wayne | June 26, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wayne:

Iran? That's somewhere near France, isn't it?

103. Posted by Wayne | June 26, 2009 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:10

Let's see. Which countries... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 12:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Let's see. Which countries haven't I apologized to yet?

104. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:11

...55, 56, 57!... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by AughtSix | June 26, 2009 12:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AughtSix:

...55, 56, 57!

105. Posted by AughtSix | June 26, 2009 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:11

Damn, look what I inherited... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Brad | June 26, 2009 12:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brad:

Damn, look what I inherited!

106. Posted by Brad | June 26, 2009 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:17

Now that the Iranians aren'... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by _Mike_ | June 26, 2009 12:18 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Now that the Iranians aren't coming for the 4th, anyone want a world map without Israel on it ?

107. Posted by _Mike_ | June 26, 2009 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:18

As Barry ponders the though... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

As Barry ponders the thought of sending Hillary to the South Pole, he lets one rip

108. Posted by Stan25 | June 26, 2009 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:39

OK, very funny. Who stole ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Brian | June 26, 2009 12:39 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brian:

OK, very funny. Who stole the "You are here" sticker?

109. Posted by Brian | June 26, 2009 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:39

Damn, now where did I leave... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Mycroft | June 26, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mycroft:

Damn, now where did I leave my integrity?

110. Posted by Mycroft | June 26, 2009 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 12:54

Obama prepares to take yet ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Cap'n Bob | June 26, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Cap'n Bob:

Obama prepares to take yet another crap on the Presidential Seal.

111. Posted by Cap'n Bob | June 26, 2009 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:09

Obama finally reads the Atl... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Obama finally reads the Atlas while shrugging, but still doesn't see what the big deal is.

112. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:13

I knew she couldn't see Rus... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

I knew she couldn't see Russia from her house. According to this map they are on opposite sides of the world. Stupid woman, it's good thing she didn't get elected.

Now where was I again? Oh yeah, trying to find that last State.

113. Posted by Eric | June 26, 2009 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:23

Dang! There's a LOT more th... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Billll | June 26, 2009 1:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Billll:

Dang! There's a LOT more than 57 states.

114. Posted by Billll | June 26, 2009 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:27

55, 56, Dang, where is that... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by JustPlainBill | June 26, 2009 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JustPlainBill:

55, 56, Dang, where is that 57th state?

115. Posted by JustPlainBill | June 26, 2009 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:33

Try as he might the 'Won' c... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Gmac | June 26, 2009 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Try as he might the 'Won' could not find the X on the map that said "You are here"

116. Posted by Gmac | June 26, 2009 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:38

"Hmmm...There's Kazakhstan.... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Falze | June 26, 2009 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

"Hmmm...There's Kazakhstan. Kuwait, yeah. Kenya, of course, know that one. North Korea? C'mon, it's gotta be here somewhere. No, that's Kansas. C'mon...Liechtenstein, heh, that's funny to say...Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein. Oh well, how important can it be?"

117. Posted by Falze | June 26, 2009 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 13:39

Yep, 12 continents just lik... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Mike M | June 26, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mike M:

Yep, 12 continents just like I thought.

118. Posted by Mike M | June 26, 2009 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 14:27

In furthering his aim towar... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by apb | June 26, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
apb:

In furthering his aim toward global conquest, the Jug-eared Douche prepares to take a dump on the Great Seal...

119. Posted by apb | June 26, 2009 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 14:30

"Hmmmmmm... where in the wo... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by The Albatross | June 26, 2009 2:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Albatross:

"Hmmmmmm... where in the world is the fry that kill my fadder?"

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

120. Posted by The Albatross | June 26, 2009 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 14:56

uuuuuuuuuuugggghhhh! damn, ... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Jason | June 26, 2009 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

uuuuuuuuuuugggghhhh! damn, shouldn't have had that damn chili last night, whew! That's gonna be nasty, gonna have to courtsey wipe and cover that up so Rahm doesn't step in it.....MICHELLE, where's the constitution?

121. Posted by Jason | June 26, 2009 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:03

President Obama after scrat... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Supertiny | June 26, 2009 3:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Supertiny:

President Obama after scratching out "U.S.A" and scribbling in "The Land of Hopey, Changey, unicorns, and magical fairies".

122. Posted by Supertiny | June 26, 2009 3:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:36

"Hm. This still isn't as n... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Hm. This still isn't as nice as the one Michelle bought me at the flea market. They have the best ice cream there..."

123. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:37

"So let me get this right; ... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Steve | June 26, 2009 3:52 PM | Score: -5 (9 votes cast)
Steve:

"So let me get this right; Sanford, the family man, cheated on his wife in most of these continents. He also left his kids alone on Father's Day. Yet, I'm a loving husband and devoted father and those gosh darn good ole Christians attack me? Oh yeah, we Dems don't have to worry about their party until 2044. Take that to the bank!"

124. Posted by Steve | June 26, 2009 3:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:52

Let's see ... first the Uni... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by ExRat | June 26, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExRat:

Let's see ... first the United States, then ... .

125. Posted by ExRat | June 26, 2009 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:53

RAHM! When did you say the ... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 3:57 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:

RAHM! When did you say the new "Picture Hanging Czar" would be here?

126. Posted by IowaRight | June 26, 2009 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 15:57

Hmm, now where are those ot... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Kenobi | June 26, 2009 4:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kenobi:

Hmm, now where are those other 7 states, I could have sworn there were 57...

127. Posted by Kenobi | June 26, 2009 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:21

I thought I made the oceans... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brent T:

I thought I made the oceans blue.

128. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:23

Isreal is much too big.... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:26 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Brent T:

Isreal is much too big.

129. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:26

Ego is to scale.... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:28 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Brent T:

Ego is to scale.

130. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:28

Think Michelle would find o... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brent T:

Think Michelle would find out if I went to Argentina?

131. Posted by Brent T | June 26, 2009 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:34

Just give me a minute . . .... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Tom10000 | June 26, 2009 4:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom10000:

Just give me a minute . . . I'm sure that I can find the United States on this map.

132. Posted by Tom10000 | June 26, 2009 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:57

Tim Kaine, where are you? ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Bill Ferguson | June 26, 2009 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Ferguson:

Tim Kaine, where are you? I know you're out there somewhere!

133. Posted by Bill Ferguson | June 26, 2009 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:57

"Hmmm...I thought the Earth... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | June 26, 2009 4:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Justrand Author Profile Page:

"Hmmm...I thought the Earth was supposed to be round??"

134. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | June 26, 2009 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 16:59

In a fine example of his mu... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Master Shake | June 26, 2009 5:04 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Master Shake:

In a fine example of his multi-tasking skills, President Obama squats to pee as he searches for a country he hasn't already apologized to.

135. Posted by Master Shake | June 26, 2009 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:04

Hey, Michelle, I didn't kno... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Bill Ferris | June 26, 2009 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Ferris:

Hey, Michelle, I didn't know the world was flat!

136. Posted by Bill Ferris | June 26, 2009 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:07

Obama checks out the upcomi... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by CDR M | June 26, 2009 5:15 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
CDR M:

Obama checks out the upcoming fall board game by Milton Bradley called "Where in the World is Obama's Birth Certificate!"

137. Posted by CDR M | June 26, 2009 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:15

Palau...no...Bermuda...no..... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Josh | June 26, 2009 5:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Josh:

Palau...no...Bermuda...no...I know! Britain sent their prisoners to Australia once! Should I tell the Queen first?

138. Posted by Josh | June 26, 2009 5:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:28

"There must be some country... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Hodink | June 26, 2009 5:48 PM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
Hodink:

"There must be some country 43 didn't threaten, intimidate or invade."

139. Posted by Hodink | June 26, 2009 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:48

"...where the hell are thos... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by MichaelC | June 26, 2009 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MichaelC:

"...where the hell are those states? I know there there's another 7 somewhere."

140. Posted by MichaelC | June 26, 2009 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:54

52....53.....54......55....... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Darby Shaw | June 26, 2009 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darby Shaw:

52....53.....54......55.......56........57. See there ARE 57 states.

141. Posted by Darby Shaw | June 26, 2009 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 17:56

Barry, believing he was in ... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 6:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Barry, believing he was in the bathroom, takes a shit on the Great Seal of the United States.

142. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 18:19

I love these "Find your Bir... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by MichaelR | June 26, 2009 6:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MichaelR:

I love these "Find your Birth Place" puzzles! Now where is Kenya......

143. Posted by MichaelR | June 26, 2009 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 18:27

I don't care. This is how w... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Trajan:

I don't care. This is how we do it in Kenya.
Rahm.....pass the T.P.

144. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 19:35

"4...3...2..1...Ready or no... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Trajan:

"4...3...2..1...Ready or not here I come! (This'll be easy. Gibbs always hides in the
Lewinski bathroom and Rahm's under the sofa
cushions...I heard him giggle)"

145. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 19:53

"I wonder if Zbiggy will au... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 8:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"I wonder if Zbiggy will autograph this for me. *Sigh* It would mean so much..."

146. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 20:14

President Obama searches fo... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by NGrove | June 26, 2009 9:02 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
NGrove:

President Obama searches for those missing states...

147. Posted by NGrove | June 26, 2009 9:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 21:02

It's just not fair. Americ... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:18 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It's just not fair. America is so comparatively small - yet we produce and consume one quarter of the global economy every year. Well not on my watch!

148. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 21:18

And to think that idiot Bus... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

And to think that idiot Bush had this map hanging on the wall at eye level...

149. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 21:23

Barrack was stunned. Strain... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Barrack was stunned. Strain as he may a beam of sunlight wasn't shining across the Great Seal.

150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 26, 2009 9:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 21:36

"President Barack Hussein O... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by sanssoucy | June 26, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sanssoucy:

"President Barack Hussein Obama struggles to recall which country - exactly - he's the president of.

In vain."

151. Posted by sanssoucy | June 26, 2009 9:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 21:43

Now let me see if I can fin... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by marie | June 26, 2009 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marie:

Now let me see if I can find Kenya on the map...

152. Posted by marie | June 26, 2009 10:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 22:10

See, I told you it was flat... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by SilverSeaOtter | June 26, 2009 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverSeaOtter:

See, I told you it was flat!

153. Posted by SilverSeaOtter | June 26, 2009 10:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 22:20

Obama says his daily prayer... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by retired military | June 26, 2009 10:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama says his daily prayers facing Mecca.

154. Posted by retired military | June 26, 2009 10:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 22:36

I thought the earth was blu... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by brad | June 26, 2009 10:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
brad:

I thought the earth was blue?

155. Posted by brad | June 26, 2009 10:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 22:59

Just like chimps in the zoo... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Gmac | June 26, 2009 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Gmac:

Just like chimps in the zoo would, Barry had trouble comprehending what he was looking at.

156. Posted by Gmac | June 26, 2009 11:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 26, 2009 23:32

Lost and afraid to ask for ... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Ken Hahn | June 27, 2009 1:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ken Hahn:

Lost and afraid to ask for directions, Obama studies an unfamiliar map.

157. Posted by Ken Hahn | June 27, 2009 1:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 01:58

President Obama instinctive... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Keith/rfburnhertz | June 27, 2009 3:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Keith/rfburnhertz:

President Obama instinctively begins to sing while looking at his new map.

"Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do...
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world..."

158. Posted by Keith/rfburnhertz | June 27, 2009 3:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 03:18

Monopoly for despots.... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by xiphos | June 27, 2009 4:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
xiphos:

Monopoly for despots.

159. Posted by xiphos | June 27, 2009 4:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 04:40

"This'll really polish my f... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Staylor | June 27, 2009 5:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Staylor:

"This'll really polish my foreign policy creds."

160. Posted by Staylor | June 27, 2009 5:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 05:10

One of the American chicken... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 27, 2009 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One of the American chickens coming home to roost.

161. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 27, 2009 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 07:20

How do I switch this thing ... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by iowahawk | June 27, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
iowahawk:

How do I switch this thing to MSNBC?

162. Posted by iowahawk | June 27, 2009 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 07:26

Where in the world is Matt ... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Where in the world is Matt Lauer? It's his turn to kiss my a$$ this week!

163. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 27, 2009 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 07:32

B.O.- Here, let me show you... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by 24usmcr | June 27, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
24usmcr:

B.O.- Here, let me show you. My brother George lives riiiiight here...

164. Posted by 24usmcr | June 27, 2009 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:05

Obama practices squatting f... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by Spike | June 27, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Obama practices squatting for dinner in anticipation of a state visit to North Vietnam where he will apologize for the Vietnam War.

165. Posted by Spike | June 27, 2009 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:31

"If we put this on a turnta... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by MagicalPat | June 27, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

"If we put this on a turntable, then the world would truly revolve around me."

166. Posted by MagicalPat | June 27, 2009 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:31

"If I could just find Const... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by Mark W | June 27, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark W:

"If I could just find Constantinople I could make a speech there apologizing to the Persians for American involvement in the Roman empire. Those Romans would never have had slaves either if it hadn't been for America."

167. Posted by Mark W | June 27, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:38

"Suckers!"... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Spike | June 27, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

"Suckers!"

168. Posted by Spike | June 27, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:38

I'm not sure whether my nex... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by Dr. B. R. Lang | June 27, 2009 9:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr. B. R. Lang:

I'm not sure whether my next office should be in Brussels, or in Mecca ... maybe Medina.

I know, Jerusalem would be perfect!

169. Posted by Dr. B. R. Lang | June 27, 2009 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 09:47

There's Hawaii, there's Ken... (Below threshold)

170. Posted by Knightbrigade | June 27, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knightbrigade:

There's Hawaii, there's Kenya.
hmmmm.. If I squint, they look just the same... hee heee

170. Posted by Knightbrigade | June 27, 2009 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 10:09

Waldo? Hey, Waldo, where ar... (Below threshold)

171. Posted by Steven Price | June 27, 2009 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven Price:

Waldo? Hey, Waldo, where are you?

171. Posted by Steven Price | June 27, 2009 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 10:39

I know Iran is on here some... (Below threshold)

172. Posted by Doug | June 27, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug:

I know Iran is on here somewhere.

172. Posted by Doug | June 27, 2009 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 10:51

"Obama takes us all with... (Below threshold)

173. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Obama takes us all with down His road map to Hell!!"

173. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 11:02

Edit for #14:High ... (Below threshold)

174. Posted by Eric | June 27, 2009 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Edit for #14:

High Risk: The Barack Obama Edition - The Game of World Domination where there are no armies and the rules of the game consist of negotiations or strongly worded letters of condemnation.

174. Posted by Eric | June 27, 2009 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 11:33

"Well what does this say ab... (Below threshold)

175. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Well what does this say about North Korea? ...Here there be dragons...Hmmm, well that can't be good."

175. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 11:51

The Game Of Risk... (Below threshold)

176. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Game Of Risk

176. Posted by Faith+1 | June 27, 2009 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 12:54

Squatters rights do not app... (Below threshold)

177. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Squatters rights do not apply.

177. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 13:27

"There's 50 states.... now ... (Below threshold)

178. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 2:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"There's 50 states.... now what were the other states Joe told me to look for?.... Oh Yeah, Despair, Confusion, Disarray, Hopelessness, Incompentence, Stupor and Ignorance."

178. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 14:21

Sorry, I just can't see a 3... (Below threshold)

179. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Sorry, I just can't see a 3-D bunny.

179. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 14:40

Hmmm. I can't find West Xyl... (Below threshold)

180. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Hmmm. I can't find West Xylophone anywhere...

180. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 14:41

Boy, do I miss my African M... (Below threshold)

181. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Boy, do I miss my African Muslim homeland!

181. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 14:42

I swore I would take a crap... (Below threshold)

182. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

I swore I would take a crap in the middle of the Oval Office, and by Allah, I'm going to do it!

182. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 27, 2009 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 14:44

"Uh... shoon't my name be l... (Below threshold)

183. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Uh... shoon't my name be listed under LEGEND?"

183. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 15:43

While staring at the map of... (Below threshold)

184. Posted by Eric | June 27, 2009 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

While staring at the map of Iran the President screams, "MADNESS? This is Obama."

184. Posted by Eric | June 27, 2009 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 17:12

Obama demonstrates once aga... (Below threshold)

185. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama demonstrates once again that he can't find his ass with both hands... and his ass.

185. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 5:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 17:59

"I can't find a fire swamp.... (Below threshold)

186. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I can't find a fire swamp... so I guess ROUS don't really exist."

186. Posted by rodney dill | June 27, 2009 6:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 18:09

"Today, the US Tomor... (Below threshold)

187. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 27, 2009 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Today, the US
Tomorrow, Die Welt!!"

187. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 27, 2009 10:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 22:25

Clinton left a stain here t... (Below threshold)

188. Posted by Bill M | June 27, 2009 10:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill M:

Clinton left a stain here too?

188. Posted by Bill M | June 27, 2009 10:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 22:37

He stoops to conquer.... (Below threshold)

189. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2009 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

He stoops to conquer.

189. Posted by Nylda | June 27, 2009 11:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 27, 2009 23:47

"I did it honey!!!!! ... (Below threshold)

190. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"I did it honey!!!!! My dart landed right on the mount of olives!"

190. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 00:14

"...The same thing we do ev... (Below threshold)

191. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...The same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

191. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2009 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 10:46

Theres a bad moon o... (Below threshold)

192. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Theres a bad moon on the rise.

192. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 12:55

Great Seal " I see You on t... (Below threshold)

193. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Great Seal " I see You on the darkside of the Moon."

193. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 12:57

Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, thes... (Below threshold)

194. Posted by guido | June 28, 2009 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don't pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us.

194. Posted by guido | June 28, 2009 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 14:19

Well I'll be darned, Joe Bi... (Below threshold)

195. Posted by guido | June 28, 2009 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Well I'll be darned, Joe Biden was right! There actually IS a country called Rand McNally.

195. Posted by guido | June 28, 2009 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 14:39

Okay...where is the US agai... (Below threshold)

196. Posted by tacorbo | June 28, 2009 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tacorbo:

Okay...where is the US again...

196. Posted by tacorbo | June 28, 2009 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 16:49

I dunno, I keep getting 57?... (Below threshold)

197. Posted by Monterrey Jim | June 28, 2009 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monterrey Jim:

I dunno, I keep getting 57?

197. Posted by Monterrey Jim | June 28, 2009 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 18:27

"Ok, now what countries are... (Below threshold)

198. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2009 7:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Ok, now what countries are on the other side?"

198. Posted by rodney dill | June 28, 2009 7:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 28, 2009 19:54

Update: <... (Below threshold)

199. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 29, 2009 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

199. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 29, 2009 1:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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