It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. As you can see we had a bit of a server meltdown on Thursday, so we're running thing off of a backup site for now. The contest will run here until we get the main site working again.
Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Update: Winners announced. Click on the links to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
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Clinton: (thinking) ♬... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | June 12, 2009 5:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clinton: (thinking) ♬ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... ♬
1. Posted by rodney dill | June 12, 2009 5:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 05:37
2. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which one is not like the others?
2. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:52 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 05:52
3. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill's attempt to blend in with the crowd didn't quite work.
3. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:54 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 05:54
4. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton couldn't understand why he wasn't allowed to sing with Jeremiah Wright's choir.
4. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 5:59 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 05:59
5. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 6:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill's attempt to blend in didn't quite work.
5. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 6:02 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 06:02
6. Posted by retired military | June 12, 2009 6:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary isnt suprised at what she sees when she peers into her cauldron and spies on what Bill is dreaming about.
6. Posted by retired military | June 12, 2009 6:53 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 06:53
7. Posted by GianiD | June 12, 2009 7:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wonder if they remember Juanita Broderick?
7. Posted by GianiD | June 12, 2009 7:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 07:01
8. Posted by GianiD | June 12, 2009 7:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They kinda dress like flight attendants....
8. Posted by GianiD | June 12, 2009 7:03 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:03
9. Posted by tomg51 | June 12, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where's Willy?
9. Posted by tomg51 | June 12, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 07:37
10. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm hearing the music from Jaws all of a sudden...
10. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:40 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:40
11. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if Alex Rodriguez has been through here?
11. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:42 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:42
12. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I could use a new intern...
12. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:43 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:43
13. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where's Letterman when you need him?
13. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 07:47
14. Posted by JAT | June 12, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot - tonight you are mine!
14. Posted by JAT | June 12, 2009 7:48 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:48
15. Posted by JAT | June 12, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya know I never realized Michelle had such a big Booty!
15. Posted by JAT | June 12, 2009 7:49 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:49
16. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The most successful predators don't need to blend into the background.
16. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:52 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:52
17. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You girls do know that Barack is the SECOND black President?...
17. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:55 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:55
18. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ol' Horndog-in-Chief considers saddling up one more time...
18. Posted by fustian | June 12, 2009 7:59 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 07:59
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 12, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should
A-huh.
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 12, 2009 8:17 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 08:17
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 12, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Sniffing crotches, humping legs) Bad! Bad Bill! You go sit down! You're a bad influence on Buddy.
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 12, 2009 8:24 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 08:24
21. Posted by epador | June 12, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My votes for fustian @ 7:43.
21. Posted by epador | June 12, 2009 8:58 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 08:58
22. Posted by GarandFan | June 12, 2009 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's see, $250k per speaking engagement; $2.5 mil for the 'library'; $100k for any public appearance; get Barry to give me a foreign ambassador job; yeah the bottom line is gonna look good this year.
22. Posted by GarandFan | June 12, 2009 10:24 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 10:24
23. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 12, 2009 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton thinks, "Hmmmm, I wonder if the old ticker can take a whole chorus of black girls at the same time..."
23. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 12, 2009 10:27 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 10:27
24. Posted by Al Pennam | June 12, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear God,
I'm just sitting here thinking about judgment day, and judicial activism, and how laws are sometimes open to different interpretations.
Now, Lord, about those ten commandments...
24. Posted by Al Pennam | June 12, 2009 10:40 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 10:40
25. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill couldn't join the choir because his singing voice paled in comparison to the others.
Then again, everything about Bill paled in comparison.
25. Posted by Dodo David | June 12, 2009 10:43 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 10:43
26. Posted by Rachel Edith | June 12, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Speech ... Check.
Clean sheets ... Check.
Viagra ... Check.
26. Posted by Rachel Edith | June 12, 2009 11:14 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 11:14
27. Posted by davidt | June 12, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Give me some of that old black magic!"
27. Posted by davidt | June 12, 2009 11:47 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 11:47
28. Posted by LaMedusa | June 12, 2009 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
America's future is blurred as Bill counts fire sprinklers on the ceiling.
28. Posted by LaMedusa | June 12, 2009 12:58 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 12:58
29. Posted by DB | June 12, 2009 2:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The first black president ponders his blackness.
29. Posted by DB | June 12, 2009 2:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 14:01
30. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 12, 2009 2:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mmm these boogers do taste good.
30. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 12, 2009 2:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 12, 2009 14:39
31. Posted by Pat M | June 12, 2009 2:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why do they keep aking me if I want a cracker????
31. Posted by Pat M | June 12, 2009 2:57 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 14:57
32. Posted by Kodom | June 12, 2009 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tamika...I know that name.....oh gawd that's not my kid is it?
32. Posted by Kodom | June 12, 2009 3:57 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 15:57
33. Posted by CDR M | June 12, 2009 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which one is Michelle? I can't see any arms so I can't tell.
33. Posted by CDR M | June 12, 2009 3:58 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 15:58
34. Posted by Kodom | June 12, 2009 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if they forgot I play Saxaphone when I asked if they wanted to blow my horn?
34. Posted by Kodom | June 12, 2009 3:58 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 15:58
35. Posted by BluesHarper | June 12, 2009 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm, what would Obama do?
35. Posted by BluesHarper | June 12, 2009 5:43 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 17:43
36. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Teenage Choir Girl in a Church - I knew it would be a long shot when I put it on my Bucket List...
36. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:45 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 17:45
37. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I wonder if lightning can penetrate that ceiling...
37. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:46 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 17:46
38. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It depends on what the definition of "sick" is...
38. Posted by IowaRight | June 12, 2009 5:51 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 17:51
39. Posted by Jeff | June 12, 2009 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's Billdo?
39. Posted by Jeff | June 12, 2009 8:41 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2009 20:41
40. Posted by CZ | June 13, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's see...how did that go...mappy netted...no...sappy leaded...wait...um...nappy vetted...damn...where the hell is that Imus guy when I need hm?
40. Posted by CZ | June 13, 2009 8:04 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2009 08:04
41. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton contemplates 'bout "ridin' dirty" with some of the choir members.
41. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2009 8:10 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2009 08:10
42. Posted by Weegie | June 13, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did her.... did her.... did those two at the same time... did her... hmmmm that one looks like fresh meat - gotta do her.
42. Posted by Weegie | June 13, 2009 10:12 AM |
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Posted on June 13, 2009 10:12
43. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2009 3:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Anyone wanna make an Oreo? I got the filling!
43. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2009 3:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2009 15:09
44. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2009 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these people is a nappy headed Ho. All the rest are African Americans.
44. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2009 6:47 PM |
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Posted on June 13, 2009 18:47
45. Posted by Judith | June 13, 2009 11:37 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Oh boy, dark meat!
45. Posted by Judith | June 13, 2009 11:37 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2009 23:37
46. Posted by iwogisdead | June 14, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I must maintain a sad appearance for this funeral. What's-his-name was a good friend and a tireless worker for the cause of . . . the cause of . . . the pattern on those ceiling tiles looks like chocolate éclairs. Chocolate éclairs . . . chocolate éclairs . . .
46. Posted by iwogisdead | June 14, 2009 8:05 AM |
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Posted on June 14, 2009 08:05
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 14, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I see choirs singing, full of hot dames.
Hillary's in the Mid-East, ain't that a shame.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world!"
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 14, 2009 11:29 AM |
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Posted on June 14, 2009 11:29
48. Posted by 914 | June 14, 2009 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A pew to a thrill
48. Posted by 914 | June 14, 2009 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 14, 2009 12:05
49. Posted by pvd | June 14, 2009 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have to choose? Milk Chocolate? Special Dark? Hah! Both!
49. Posted by pvd | June 14, 2009 12:32 PM |
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Posted on June 14, 2009 12:32
50. Posted by LaMedusa | June 15, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see now...I can can my choice of any woman in this room if I-what is it? Kiss the devil's claw or kiss the monkey's paw? I think I have the eyeroll part down...This signing stuff is way too complicated!"
50. Posted by LaMedusa | June 15, 2009 2:16 PM |
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Posted on June 15, 2009 14:16
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 16, 2009 6:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: (thinking) ♬ Let my people go... ♬
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 16, 2009 6:02 AM |
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Posted on June 16, 2009 06:02
52. Posted by Uncle Xenu | June 19, 2009 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ever committed to the world of politics, ex-President Clinton debates the policy of "going Black" to one of "going back".
52. Posted by Uncle Xenu | June 19, 2009 3:59 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2009 15:59
53. Posted by twolaneflash | June 19, 2009 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I condemn any caption I did not make as racist.
53. Posted by twolaneflash | June 19, 2009 7:45 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2009 19:45
54. Posted by twolaneflash | June 19, 2009 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
54. Posted by twolaneflash | June 19, 2009 7:51 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2009 19:51
55. Posted by Kevin
| June 22, 2009 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the links to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
55. Posted by Kevin
| June 22, 2009 12:36 AM |
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Posted on June 22, 2009 00:36