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Comments (104)
New TOTUS in 3D - Dumb, Dum... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New TOTUS in 3D - Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.
1. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:06
2. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"My gawd, Mahmoud's nose is HUGE."
2. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:07
3. Posted by JLawson | May 29, 2009 7:07 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Putting on rose-colored glasses, hardcore Democrats tried valiantly to make some sense out of Obama's "Picture For The Future".
Epic Fail.
3. Posted by JLawson | May 29, 2009 7:07 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:07
4. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:14 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Obama - The Movie
You'll laugh, you'll cry,
you'll kiss 1 Trillion dollars good-bye.
4. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 7:14 AM |
Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:14
5. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Obama testing a new 3D teleprompter.
5. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:18
6. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The White House converts the tracking polls to animated 3D format. By twisting the glasses Obama can make the results appear the way he likes them.
6. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:27
7. Posted by iwogisdead | May 29, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama and the White House staff are shown demonstrating new "green" glasses which will reflect sunlight back into space, thereby reducing global warming in an amount equal to the effect of taking 8 million automobiles off the roads. Additionally, the administration estimates that manufacturing the glasses will create one million new "green" jobs, thus saving the American economy.
7. Posted by iwogisdead | May 29, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:28
8. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama instituted the use of secret decoder glasses for all security briefings.
8. Posted by Mac Lorry | May 29, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:32
9. Posted by Strick | May 29, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
You're right! The Stimulus Bill did create jobs if you hold the glasses just right!
9. Posted by Strick | May 29, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:40
10. Posted by Strick | May 29, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You will forget my promise to get out of Iraq...You will forget my promise to close Gitmo...You will forget my promise to end "don't ask, don't tell"...You will forget my promise to not tax incomes under $250,000...You will forget my promise to. . .
10. Posted by Strick | May 29, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:42
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
The White House press corps enjoyed the newly distributed rose colored glasses.
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:44
12. Posted by Hank | May 29, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Can't beat watching the economy blow up in 3D
12. Posted by Hank | May 29, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:47
13. Posted by CZ | May 29, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
That Ron Jeremy rules! Don't you think so, hon?
13. Posted by CZ | May 29, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:49
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 29, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I am so embarrassed... I thought my Geordie LaForge costume would be so original...
Well, I guess a "black men of Star Trek" theme party didn't leave us with many options. Still, the brother with the dome could have at least come as Sisko...
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 29, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 07:55
15. Posted by bobdog | May 29, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yeah, they give you a headache at first, but you can spot the Democrats in the crowd easy. Sure made thinning out those Chrysler dealers easier. I like these things. And nobody will suspect a thing!
15. Posted by bobdog | May 29, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:01
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In an effort to get people to see the movie, Tom Cruise ordered Valkyrie re-released in 3D.
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:07
17. Posted by WildWillie | May 29, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, we know a white guy." ww
17. Posted by WildWillie | May 29, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:16
18. Posted by Weegie | May 29, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the special Obama rosy glasses, all the budgetary red ink disappears, all economic problems dissolve, all enemies of America become friendly and nationalized health care saves money and provides the best health care around.
18. Posted by Weegie | May 29, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:23
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 29, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When you put on these glasses, it looks like a surplus.
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 29, 2009 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:24
20. Posted by guido | May 29, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
Okay, who wants to tell Him that those are just the movie's subtitles, not his speech to the Federal Reserve, and he isn't supposed to read them out loud?
20. Posted by guido | May 29, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:29
21. Posted by iwogisdead | May 29, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Under the health care reform bill, everyone needing corrective lenses will be given these new cardboard framed glasses. Stylist, lightweight, and, even better, free!
21. Posted by iwogisdead | May 29, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:33
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The White House hosted a private screening of President Obama's
documentary :"All the countries I have allowed to go nuclear".
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 29, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:37
23. Posted by JP
| May 29, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Even while relaxing, President Obama continually reminds us of the success of the stimulus package. Each individually invited member of the SEIU and Hamas were presented with state of the art, 3D glasses, which were purchased through a no-bid contract for $40 million dollars awarded to a company run by Arlen Specter's goldfish immediately after his defection from the GOP.
23. Posted by JP
| May 29, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:38
24. Posted by Jeff | May 29, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
...ain't we lucky we got em...good times!!!
24. Posted by Jeff | May 29, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:42
25. Posted by Mark L | May 29, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The Won: "You're right Michelle. We both look lots more awesome in three-D."
25. Posted by Mark L | May 29, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:50
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Helen Thomas - in 3D
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:51
27. Posted by JP
| May 29, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Attendees of the President's special screening were amazed by the 3D technology in the White House produced film "Bambi and Biden Go To Gitmo In 3D". Said one viewer, "I actually ducked down in my seat when Nancy Pelosi was on screen discussing the horrible lies by the number one terrorist organization today, The CIA, and BAM! Next thing I knew, it felt like her nose grew right out of the screen and tried to poke me in the eye!"
27. Posted by JP
| May 29, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:51
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Wasteland - a magical 3D journey through the mind of Joe Biden.
28. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:53
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If we put these on they won't be able to see how stoned we are.
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 29, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:54
30. Posted by john1v6 | May 29, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Look at the empty seat. As always, there's no one to the left of Obama
30. Posted by john1v6 | May 29, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 08:56
31. Posted by Faith+1 | May 29, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
31. Posted by Faith+1 | May 29, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:00
32. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"God Damn... where's my popcorn. I knew I shouldn't have had Pelosi run the concession stand."
32. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:01
33. Posted by jim2 | May 29, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There's no one to the left of Obama.
33. Posted by jim2 | May 29, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:03
34. Posted by Joe Miller | May 29, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses really kicks it on a big screen.
34. Posted by Joe Miller | May 29, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:14
35. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
♬
We study political science,
we love gullible masses
'Gotta crazy world leader,
Who wears dark glasses.
Socialism's growing great
and our power base is better
We're defining it 'not-right'
Good 100-day grades.
Teleprompter light so bright
We Gotta wear shades.
♬
35. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:15
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Evil corporate CEOs get to watch a nice movie before being made into soylent green by the Obama administration.
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:23
37. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
With his Blackberry turned off as per the courtesy reminder at the start of the film, Our President's enjoyment of the latest Disney movie will not be tarnished by the news that North Korea has launched its 6th missile following an underground nuclear test...
37. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:31
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obama's watch their favorite movie, "A Clockwork Orange," for the one-thousandth time.
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:37
39. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The seat next to the President sits empty after he was forced to send Biden out when he refused to quit talking during the movie........too.
39. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:38
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't see the world as it is, see it as we want it to be.
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:38
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We love these glasses that make everyone look brown.
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:41
42. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
His enjoyment of his inaugural speech really reaches a whole new level in 3D...
42. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:42
43. Posted by Peter | May 29, 2009 9:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!"
(Rocky Horror Picture Show)
43. Posted by Peter | May 29, 2009 9:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:47
44. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "Dammit Barry, If you wouldn't insist on all the lenses being blue we'd see the M----- F-----g 3D"
44. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2009 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:49
45. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Screening the lastest dispatch from the Ministry of Truth on the New 3D Telescreen, Big Brother Obama can't help but be pleased....
45. Posted by IowaRight | May 29, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 09:55
46. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:04 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
While Rome burns
46. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:04 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:04
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If we put on these glasses and squint really hard, we almost can't see any racists.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:07
48. Posted by CDR M | May 29, 2009 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So that's what I needed to wear in order to understand the budget and policies under this administration!
48. Posted by CDR M | May 29, 2009 10:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:11
49. Posted by mpw280 | May 29, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hey guys, these glasses do make my deficits look smaller but they aren't doing anything for Hillary's rear end. mpw
49. Posted by mpw280 | May 29, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:19
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 10:21 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Yes, Mr. Soros, We hear and obey...
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 29, 2009 10:21 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:21
51. Posted by Lily | May 29, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With these glasses on everyone, even a dumb white dude, can make the same wise decision that an old Latina can.
51. Posted by Lily | May 29, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:23
52. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 29, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In order to understand Kim Il Jung's point of view, Obama and his cabinet wear Foster Grants new "Dear Leader" line of frames, for all nuclear proliferation discussions.
52. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 29, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:31
53. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red sure looks natural with these stooges..
53. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:37
54. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 29, 2009 10:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
3-D glasses: $1
Running a film in the White House theater: $364
Keeping Obama away from implementing more policies: Priceless
54. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 29, 2009 10:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:44
55. Posted by jwfent | May 29, 2009 10:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wow. These glasses make red ink look black. Budget problem solved!
55. Posted by jwfent | May 29, 2009 10:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:45
56. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama and company review "red dawn" in 3D to figure out new strategies for dealing with American gun owners..
56. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:46
57. Posted by Jay | May 29, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obie never could figure out why none of the white members of his administration showed up for the big screening of "Blackula 3D."
57. Posted by Jay | May 29, 2009 10:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 10:57
58. Posted by KurtO | May 29, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Set lasers to "tax whitey"!
58. Posted by KurtO | May 29, 2009 11:04 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 11:04
59. Posted by LaMedusa | May 29, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The tragic tale of Obama's presidency looks so much cooler in 3-D.
59. Posted by LaMedusa | May 29, 2009 11:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 11:11
60. Posted by Peter F. | May 29, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Obamas take in ultimate horror film, "Attack of the $10 Trillion Deficit!"
60. Posted by Peter F. | May 29, 2009 12:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:04
61. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Republican senators show how they will ensure their vote on Sotomayer is not affected by race.
61. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 12:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:39
62. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Men in Black in training are overheard doing their homework:
"You will forget how much Obama taxed you."
62. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:41
63. Posted by itismedavid | May 29, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Rahm Emanuel gives a staff briefing, special glasses are needed to redact profanities.
63. Posted by itismedavid | May 29, 2009 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:54
64. Posted by Colorado Right
| May 29, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's so Awesome, you gotta wear shades!
64. Posted by Colorado Right
| May 29, 2009 12:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:59
65. Posted by GarandFan | May 29, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The economy looks better with these things on.
65. Posted by GarandFan | May 29, 2009 12:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 12:59
66. Posted by vader06 | May 29, 2009 1:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I know I know...that picture of the deficit looks really ugly, but Michelle...check it... if you look through these cool new glasses, all that red ink suddenly turns into green shoots..."
66. Posted by vader06 | May 29, 2009 1:27 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 13:27
67. Posted by Mikey60 | May 29, 2009 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hidden footage from the Obama camp showing testing of the bullcrap deflection glasses on an unsuspecting group of voters, er...test subjects.
67. Posted by Mikey60 | May 29, 2009 1:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 13:48
68. Posted by Bill Shives | May 29, 2009 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pres Obama trying out his new approach to explain his economic strategy.
At this town meeting he is outfitting all the subjects with the rose colored 3 d glasses so they can see the same rose outlook he sees on his forcast.
68. Posted by Bill Shives | May 29, 2009 2:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 14:03
69. Posted by twolaneflash | May 29, 2009 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Blind liberalism comfortably seated in power. No popcorn, no Coke, no Skittles.
69. Posted by twolaneflash | May 29, 2009 2:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 14:28
70. Posted by twolaneflash | May 29, 2009 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These glasses aren't working. White people still make my head hurt.
70. Posted by twolaneflash | May 29, 2009 2:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 14:34
71. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 29, 2009 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, so the magic glasses make the things look better than they are. So how do we get everyone else to wear them?
71. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 29, 2009 3:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 15:32
72. Posted by tomg51 | May 29, 2009 4:05 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I see dead corporations
72. Posted by tomg51 | May 29, 2009 4:05 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 16:05
73. Posted by Al Pennam | May 29, 2009 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama and associates wear their protective glasses as the men in black use the "flashy thing" over the airwaves for the first time since election day.
73. Posted by Al Pennam | May 29, 2009 4:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 16:35
74. Posted by itismedavid | May 29, 2009 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obama's and staff try out the new non-torture interrogation methods: terrorists are fitted with special glasses that turn Dick Cheney into a drag queen. Think Julia Child.
74. Posted by itismedavid | May 29, 2009 4:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 16:38
75. Posted by Steve | May 29, 2009 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We'll need more than these for protection; Pee Wee Herman's career has folded, AGAIN, and he's back!!!!! In the back row, actually."
75. Posted by Steve | May 29, 2009 4:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 16:50
76. Posted by madison daily | May 29, 2009 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We can see dead people.
76. Posted by madison daily | May 29, 2009 7:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 19:05
77. Posted by Sindarian | May 29, 2009 7:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So now that you have taken the Oath of Office, it's time to learn a bit about how the Government operates....."
77. Posted by Sindarian | May 29, 2009 7:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 19:35
78. Posted by Sputum | May 29, 2009 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get that guy out of here! I have white glasses, so he can't have white glasses!
78. Posted by Sputum | May 29, 2009 8:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 20:04
79. Posted by Jeff | May 29, 2009 8:26 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
If you don't stop, you'll go blind.
So, can I do it until I need glasses?
79. Posted by Jeff | May 29, 2009 8:26 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 20:26
80. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Voice over loudspeaker:
The Xrays have come back affirmative Mr. Obama... You are indeed a socialist.
80. Posted by 914 | May 29, 2009 8:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 20:43
81. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 9:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The crowd was horrified to learn that the glasses from the movie "They Live" actually allows them to see Obama and Michelle in their true forms.
81. Posted by retired military | May 29, 2009 9:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 21:06
82. Posted by LaMedusa | May 29, 2009 10:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red shoots, green shoots, they all come out the same color in the end...
82. Posted by LaMedusa | May 29, 2009 10:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2009 22:31
83. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That empty seat next to Obama can only mean one thing.
The prompter must have been sent to the refreshment stand..?
83. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 12:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:02
84. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These 3D glasses must be broken. Olbermann still looks flat.
84. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:12
85. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill and Hillary are making out in the back row.
But, not with each other...
85. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:22
86. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, who picked American Carol?!!!
86. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 12:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:24
87. Posted by Paul | May 30, 2009 12:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Wow! It looks like the day of reckoning is coming right at us!"
87. Posted by Paul | May 30, 2009 12:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:39
88. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is where the Obamas dry there bedspreads.
88. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 12:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:47
89. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 30, 2009 12:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Adult movie theatres try something new to lure back customers....3D!
89. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 30, 2009 12:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 00:54
90. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good one Paul
90. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 1:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 01:29
91. Posted by azref | May 30, 2009 1:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mini-Teleprompters make us as smart as the One!
91. Posted by azref | May 30, 2009 1:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 01:46
92. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 3:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought they had to wash their seet before they sat down?
92. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 3:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 03:24
93. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 3:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mini tydy-bols make us smarter then the bum..I mean one.
93. Posted by 914 | May 30, 2009 3:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 03:26
94. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It looks like the Obama's don't really socialize with that many white people. As he said some time ago: "I would hope that a wise Black person with the richness of their experiences would more often than not be a better companion than a typical white person".
94. Posted by fustian | May 30, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 08:02
95. Posted by CDR M | May 30, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will these glasses help me understand what NGA does?
95. Posted by CDR M | May 30, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 08:19
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 30, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the final frames rolled only Alan Smithee's name appeared in the credits for the stimulus package.
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 30, 2009 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 11:31
97. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As usual, the Left is absent from the party.
97. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 11:42
98. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obamas were late for the first showing because Michelle had trouble finding the right color outfit.
98. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 11:44
99. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Michelle can't believe they found her and Barack's sex tape vault.
99. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 11:47
100. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There seemed to be some muffled snoring in the front row...
100. Posted by LaMedusa | May 30, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 12:00
101. Posted by D | May 30, 2009 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These glasses allow me to see Iran's and North Korea's intentions so much more clearly.
101. Posted by D | May 30, 2009 3:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 30, 2009 15:20
102. Posted by Timmer | May 31, 2009 1:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did we make weed legal yet?"
Nope.
"Damn."
102. Posted by Timmer | May 31, 2009 1:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 31, 2009 01:56
103. Posted by rodney dill | May 31, 2009 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A big fan of pie, Obama had made Weebl and Bob standard Whitehorse fare until he learned that Donkey had died.
103. Posted by rodney dill | May 31, 2009 5:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 31, 2009 17:33
104. Posted by Kevin
| June 1, 2009 1:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
104. Posted by Kevin
| June 1, 2009 1:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 1, 2009 01:10