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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: May 8, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


FILE- In this July 14, 2008 file photo, baseball players Manny Ramirez, left, and Alex Rodriguez share a laugh during batting practice at the Major League Baseball All-Star Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium in New York. Ramirez was suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball on Thursday, May 7, 2009, becoming the latest high-profile player ensnared in the sport's drug scandals.


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (71)

Remember the good old days ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 8, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Remember the good old days of professional sports - when OJ Simpson was synonymous with "The Juice"?

1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 8, 2009 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 07:46

Yeah, A-Rod, it's true. Oba... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

Yeah, A-Rod, it's true. Obama has named me his Anti-Steroid Czar! I'll be the face of his administration as he tries to clean up sports.

2. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 07:54

Manny, you didn't have any ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by iwogisdead | May 8, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Manny, you didn't have any plans for that $7 million you're going to lose, did you?

3. Posted by iwogisdead | May 8, 2009 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 07:55

Ouch! Take it easy with the... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Ouch! Take it easy with the grip there Manny! You been working out?

4. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 07:56

Manny, look me in the eye w... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Manny, look me in the eye when you tell me you're not on the juice...

5. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 07:58

Hey Manny! My cousin is put... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by iwogisdead | May 8, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Hey Manny! My cousin is putting together a slow pitch softball team for a Memorial Day tournament. Wanna play?

6. Posted by iwogisdead | May 8, 2009 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:02

"These are not the 'stroids... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"These are not the 'stroids you're looking for."

7. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:07

I saw your BB's in the show... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 8, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I saw your BB's in the shower...well man, they're still bigger than yours .....yeah dude, that's not saying much...haaaaaaaaaaaa

8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 8, 2009 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:09

When asked what legitimate ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

When asked what legitimate reason he had to be taking a women's fertility drug, Manny said: "I'm trying to get pregnant?"

9. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:09

Just bowing to the master..... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Just bowing to the master...

10. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:14

Now that we know Manny's be... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 5 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

Now that we know Manny's been on the juice, there's an sensible explanation for some of the dumb things he's done. But, it does make you wonder. Is it just me, or has Biden been looking a little more buff lately...?

11. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (13 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:15

Damn Arod, your 'roid grip ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Gmac | May 8, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Damn Arod, your 'roid grip is way better than mine.

12. Posted by Gmac | May 8, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:17

Rahm Emmanuel just called t... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by hermie | May 8, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
hermie:

Rahm Emmanuel just called the Commissioner this morning. He made a deal that in exchange for no steroid testing, the team owners will not be audited for life...just the next 30 years.

13. Posted by hermie | May 8, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:17

I can't believe they pay us... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 8, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I can't believe they pay us this much....haa haaa haaa ...me either....

14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 8, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:20

Nothing going on here, keep... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by jennifer | May 8, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

Nothing going on here, keep moving.

15. Posted by jennifer | May 8, 2009 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:32

...now if we only had any b... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Jeff:

...now if we only had any balls...

16. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:36

From now on we'll call you ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

From now on we'll call you Manny "Raison-Nuts" Ramirez...

17. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:38

Yeah, but I'm still getting... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Yeah, but I'm still getting 5 million bucks for doing nothing.

Baseball be berry berry good to me.

18. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:40

Steroids are to professiona... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Spike | May 8, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 10 (22 votes cast)
Spike:

Steroids are to professional athletes, as teleprompters are to presidents.

19. Posted by Spike | May 8, 2009 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (22 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:43

Okay Alex, it's a deal. Whe... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | May 8, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Okay Alex, it's a deal. When you see me put my hand on my forearm like this, then Beckett is going to throw you a fastball. Now you have your dealer leave the roids in a plain brown wrapper above my locker.

20. Posted by guido | May 8, 2009 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:47

It's so easy to smuggle my ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by guido | May 8, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

It's so easy to smuggle my steroids into the club house past the MLB officials....I just hide them in my cup...you know, where my balls used to be.

21. Posted by guido | May 8, 2009 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:50

Hey man, thanks for the ref... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by DaveD | May 8, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
DaveD:

Hey man, thanks for the referral.

22. Posted by DaveD | May 8, 2009 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:52

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Eric | May 8, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Eric:

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!

23. Posted by Eric | May 8, 2009 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 08:53

OK, Loser has to turn in th... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
IowaRight:

OK, Loser has to turn in the other guy's pee on the next test - One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Thumb War....

24. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:06

Medicine been belly belly g... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 8, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Medicine been belly belly good to me ...

25. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 8, 2009 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:16

Shown here, right under the... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Shown here, right under the nose of a MLB Official, the "Shake and Bake" is the preferred way to clandestinely pass the Juice around the clubhouse...

26. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:17

In your butt, A-Rod?! I us... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Imhotep | May 8, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

In your butt, A-Rod?! I used to inject my steroids in this vein right here.

27. Posted by Imhotep | May 8, 2009 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:19

Most people think they wear... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Most people think they wear those gloves for better grip on the bat. Actually, it is because shaking bare hands with another player could cause a dangerous drug interaction...

28. Posted by IowaRight | May 8, 2009 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:28

Ramirez: "I'm tellin ya, th... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 8, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Ramirez: "I'm tellin ya, the doctor just messed up the perscription. The President constantly tells outrageous lies and everyone believes him, Nancy Peolsi out there lying through her teeth and everyone believes her, why not me?"

29. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 8, 2009 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:30

Yes, I will have your babie... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by geo | May 8, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
geo:

Yes, I will have your babies..I'm ready now.

30. Posted by geo | May 8, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:38

Mistaking a-Rod for King Ab... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | May 8, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Justrand Author Profile Page:

Mistaking a-Rod for King Abdulah, Manny immeditately bowed.

31. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | May 8, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 09:38

Manny to A-Rod: "Holy crap ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Vader06 | May 8, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Vader06:

Manny to A-Rod: "Holy crap my balls just fell off"

32. Posted by Vader06 | May 8, 2009 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 10:05

Rodriguez: "Manny, congratu... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Dodo David | May 8, 2009 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Rodriguez: "Manny, congratulations on being inducted into Major League Baseball's Hall of Shame."

Ramirez: "I'm just following in your footsteps, Alex."

33. Posted by Dodo David | May 8, 2009 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 10:14

"It was not a bow"... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Falze | May 8, 2009 10:42 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Falze:

"It was not a bow"

34. Posted by Falze | May 8, 2009 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 10:42

Congrats Manny...I guess yo... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Congrats Manny...I guess you will be doing that guest host gig on "The View" for the next 50 days...

35. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 10:50

When they noticed my crap h... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by BluesHarper | May 8, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

When they noticed my crap had muscles, the gig was up.

36. Posted by BluesHarper | May 8, 2009 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:00

Hey ARod, i bet you 8 milli... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by alecj | May 8, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
alecj:

Hey ARod, i bet you 8 million dollars they never catch me using the juice.....Im as smooth as Obama....

37. Posted by alecj | May 8, 2009 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:00

"The circle is now complete... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 8, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master!"

38. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 8, 2009 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:04

"Say... How 'bout a game of... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Say... How 'bout a game of smallball?"

39. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:05

"Dr. Ruth says its OK to be... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dr. Ruth says its OK to be a Masterbatter."

40. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:09

"Hey they put us on Wizbang... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:30 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey they put us on Wizbang, instead of Wizbangblue."
"They wouldn't dare put us in the minor leagues."

41. Posted by rodney dill | May 8, 2009 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:30

1) Steroids beat fertility ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by chsw | May 8, 2009 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:

1) Steroids beat fertility drugs.

2) Manny: I refuse to cut my hair so they can't test it.
A-Rod: I cut all of my hair off so they can't test it.

chsw

42. Posted by chsw | May 8, 2009 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:30

So I take it these two are ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

So I take it these two are all for stimulus with their porks?

43. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 11:56

Ramirez: Hey Alex, congrats... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Ramirez: Hey Alex, congrats on going yard against Obama

Rodriguez: Thanks, but my cousin throws harder

44. Posted by Jeff | May 8, 2009 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:00

Sorry to get caught oh grea... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | May 8, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Colorado Right Author Profile Page:

Sorry to get caught oh great master. I am not worthy!

45. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | May 8, 2009 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:07

"Yeah, I know we look stupi... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by LaMedusa | May 8, 2009 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Yeah, I know we look stupid, but the handshake is our meal ticket!"

46. Posted by LaMedusa | May 8, 2009 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:13

After getting the wrong sho... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Eric | May 8, 2009 12:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

After getting the wrong shots, Manny Ramirez tells his good friend that he is changing his name to Womanny Ramirez, and that A-Rod's eyes are just dreamy.

47. Posted by Eric | May 8, 2009 12:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:13

"Ha! You know how you got l... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Ha! You know how you got long dreads, Manny? You took girl hormones!....And shut up about my manboobs...."

48. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:40

Somewhere, Barry Bonds brea... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Somewhere, Barry Bonds breathes a sigh of relief....

49. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:41

ARod "I did not ha... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

ARod

"I did not have sex with that Woman, Miss Ramirez. I never asked anyone to lie. These allegations are false."

50. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:43

A-Rod: "You know why your c... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

A-Rod: "You know why your contrite, lawyer-written apology is soooooo much funnier than mine? Your interviews are worse than mine!"

51. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 12:43

Two more asterisks.... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Two more asterisks.

52. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 13:22

"You took girlie hormones a... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"You took girlie hormones and that's why your handshake is so girlie. I bet you grip the bat like a girl too, don't you girlie man. You've got girlie dreadlocks too. But don't worry, girlie man, I'm here...to pump you up! Or at least my "cousin" will."

53. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 13:30

A-Rod: "A-ha-ha...that's a ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

A-Rod: "A-ha-ha...that's a good one, Manny! And you know else the fans think is clean? Albert Pujols!...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

54. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 13:53

ooops...added the word "who... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

ooops...added the word "who" in 54. Typo...

55. Posted by Peter F. | May 8, 2009 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 13:55

One side effect of the ster... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

One side effect of the steroid use is that Manny hasn't been on base at home since last October...

56. Posted by fustian | May 8, 2009 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 14:23

Under the cover of a hailst... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by hyperbolist | May 8, 2009 3:24 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
hyperbolist:

Under the cover of a hailstorm of homeruns, these heavy hitters were secretly gearing up for a lifetime of small ball.

Get it?

57. Posted by hyperbolist | May 8, 2009 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 15:24

What are we going to do whe... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Supertiny | May 8, 2009 3:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Supertiny:

What are we going to do when we can't hit anymore because we can't juice? Strippers and blow! hahahahaha!

58. Posted by Supertiny | May 8, 2009 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 15:39

Minnie and Alexandra in gir... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Spike | May 8, 2009 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Minnie and Alexandra in girl talk.

59. Posted by Spike | May 8, 2009 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 16:11

A-Rod: "I had no side effe... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JB | May 8, 2009 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JB:

A-Rod: "I had no side effects from the steroids. It was when I started banging that tramp Madonna that my manhood shriveled up and fell off."

60. Posted by JB | May 8, 2009 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 16:13

A-Rod: "Yeah. And the Pre... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by JB | May 8, 2009 4:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JB:

A-Rod: "Yeah. And the President quit smoking."


61. Posted by JB | May 8, 2009 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 16:28

I was this far up Madonna! ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Imhotep | May 8, 2009 5:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imhotep:

I was this far up Madonna! How about you Alex?

62. Posted by Imhotep | May 8, 2009 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 17:00

"Busted!"... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 8, 2009 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Busted!"

63. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 8, 2009 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 18:19

"Say hello to My little fri... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Say hello to My little friend"

64. Posted by 914 | May 8, 2009 6:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 18:35

Bitch Tits! That's some fu... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by twolaneflash | May 8, 2009 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Bitch Tits! That's some funny shits.

65. Posted by twolaneflash | May 8, 2009 10:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 8, 2009 22:48

Nice brassiere ...... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Elmo | May 9, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elmo:

Nice brassiere ...

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Posted on May 9, 2009 09:27

Manny:"Yeah, on th... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Faith+1 | May 9, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Manny:

"Yeah, on the last cycle it felt like the needle went all the way to here..."

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Posted on May 9, 2009 09:53

Wow. You're a Boras client ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by lawhawk | May 9, 2009 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Wow. You're a Boras client too? No wonder you've got such a handshake.

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Posted on May 9, 2009 10:13

The not so secret handshake... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Nylda | May 10, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

The not so secret handshake of the not do secret steroid society.

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Posted on May 10, 2009 09:18

Wonder 'roid powers, activa... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Craig | May 10, 2009 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

Wonder 'roid powers, activate!

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Posted on May 10, 2009 21:54

Update: <... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | May 11, 2009 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Posted on May 11, 2009 01:49




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