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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: May 1, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Obama in Port of Spain, Trinidad, for Summit of the Americas on April 19, 2009. Press conference at Hilton Hotel. (White House photo by Pete Souza)


Winners for this weekend's and last weekend's contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (77)

The key is to hit both of B... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
IowaRight:

The key is to hit both of Biden's buttocks at the same time...

1. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (15 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:18

"Thank you sir! May I have... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Eric:

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

2. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:21

No worry man when you got d... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by JAT | May 1, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
JAT:

No worry man when you got dah taxpayers down you just keep batting them

3. Posted by JAT | May 1, 2009 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:23

In keeping with his drive t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
IowaRight:

In keeping with his drive to destroy all thing uniquely American, Obama prepares for his upcoming Executive Order banning Baseball....

4. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:24

Instead of saying "swing th... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Eric:

Instead of saying "swing the cricket bat", the teleprompter mistakenly said "swing at the guy's kneecap".

5. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:25

That ain't cricket... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

That ain't cricket

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:25

Obama prepares for the nati... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Eric:

Obama prepares for the national conservation with the Tea Partiers.

7. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:27

♬Throw out ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (11 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!
♬

8. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:28

This is how we handle the S... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by CDR M | May 1, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
CDR M:

This is how we handle the Swine Flu!

9. Posted by CDR M | May 1, 2009 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:29

This is how we put it to wh... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: -1 (9 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is how we put it to whitey.

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:32

"When Oprah showed me this,... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket."

11. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (12 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:38

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidenti... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (11 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.

12. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:41

Obama is briefed on the new... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Obama is briefed on the new CIA enhanced interrogation techniques, "So after a single light swat, we then hit them with the "Yo Mama is so fat" jokes...."

13. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:49

This is my "Ann Coulter" fa... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is my "Ann Coulter" fantasy.

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:49

It's a kind of Nero moment:... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

It's a kind of Nero moment: Obama crickets while America burns...

15. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:51

We don't have to actually p... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We don't have to actually play cricket. Just pretend - the press will take care of the rest.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 1, 2009 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:54

Proof that Obama is not a U... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 9 (17 votes cast)
fustian:

Proof that Obama is not a US citizen. A true American wouldn't be caught dead playing cricket.

17. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (17 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 07:55

My first SCOTUS nominee: P... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by lisapope | May 1, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
lisapope:

My first SCOTUS nominee: Perez Hilton...101 days and battin 1000!

18. Posted by lisapope | May 1, 2009 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:00

Obama benefits from some Is... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama benefits from some Islamic marriage counseling.

19. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:00

"A swing and a miss" is mor... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"A swing and a miss" is more apt as a moniker for Obama's economic and geopolitical policies.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:01

Hey man! Toss me another t... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by lisapope | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
lisapope:

Hey man! Toss me another teabag!

21. Posted by lisapope | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:01

Obama is the rare individua... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama is the rare individual that would be less boring playing cricket.

22. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (15 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:01

You've shown democracy the ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Rick13 | May 1, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Rick13:

You've shown democracy the door. Now, just keep swatting it until it leaves.

23. Posted by Rick13 | May 1, 2009 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (12 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:07

"When Oprah showed me this,... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket."

12. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

No didnt you mean Phil Donahue?

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:10

That ain't cricket... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

That ain't cricket

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

You mean baseball.

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:10

♬Throw out your hand... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: -5 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

♬
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!
♬

8. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes

Close but dont you mean Dutch?

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:11

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidenti... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: -6 (12 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.

13. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cas

close, dont you mean Jerry Ford?

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 1, 2009 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:11

and when a reporter gets ou... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by scotty | May 1, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
scotty:

and when a reporter gets out of line you just whack him on the ass..

28. Posted by scotty | May 1, 2009 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:12

Ok teleprompter throw the b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by scotty | May 1, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
scotty:

Ok teleprompter throw the ball and then tell me what to say..

29. Posted by scotty | May 1, 2009 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:15

@28 No, that would be refer... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by DSkinner | May 1, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
DSkinner:

@28 No, that would be referencing Carter rabbit attack while he was boating.

30. Posted by DSkinner | May 1, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:20

Obama reviews permissable I... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama reviews permissable IRS tactics for dealing with the wealthiest Americans.

31. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2009 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:20

As James Brown started sing... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 1, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

As James Brown started singing "Living in America", a celebration of the USA, Obama reacted accordingly.

32. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 1, 2009 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:24

Barack Obama demonstrates b... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Eric:

Barack Obama demonstrates bipartisanship, "the Chicago Way" to Michael Steele.

33. Posted by Eric | May 1, 2009 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:25

Heh, and they thought my bo... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Gmac | May 1, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Gmac:

Heh, and they thought my bowling skilz were leet...

34. Posted by Gmac | May 1, 2009 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:28

"This is how you hold your ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by WildWillie | May 1, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"This is how you hold your sticky wicket". ww

35. Posted by WildWillie | May 1, 2009 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:38

"I'm just glad the Saudi Ki... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 1, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"I'm just glad the Saudi King doesn't carry one of these."

36. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 1, 2009 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:42

No didnt you mean ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:
No didnt you mean Phil Donahue?
Plus comments 25, 26, 27. Well... I really could have said them that way... but I thought I'd be funny instead.

;)

37. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:52

@28 No, that would... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:
@28 No, that would be referencing Carter rabbit attack while he was boating.
You miss the point DSkinner, I embellished one of Pretzel's captions last week with a -- Close but, its really.... He's trying to castigate me for this. It's really quite amusing.

38. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:56

Obama and his Muslim brothe... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama and his Muslim brothers symbolically dance on America's grave

39. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:57

"I was about where you are.... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I was about where you are... and then Michelle said, 'Could you pick up that quarter on the floor?'"

40. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 08:59

"I heard you had a new addi... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

"I heard you had a new addition to your team"

Obama "Yes that fool Specter is our Mascot now. We call him Turncoat and he considers it a compliment."

41. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:05

"This is how I do punish my... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

"This is how I do punish my wife when she misbehaves"

Obama "This is how Michelle punishes me, and umm I like it"

42. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:06

See, no matter what I do, t... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by jennifer | May 1, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
jennifer:

See, no matter what I do, they take photos. It seems like they think I am the messiah!

43. Posted by jennifer | May 1, 2009 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:15

"Well, Jay I won't s... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Lily | May 1, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Lily:


"Well, Jay I won't say what my score actually was, but it was kind of like the Special Olympics of Cricket."

44. Posted by Lily | May 1, 2009 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (15 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:25

If you plan to use that on ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
IowaRight:

If you plan to use that on Michelle, your gonna need a bigger paddle....

45. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:46

And see this is how you spa... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by mpw280 | May 1, 2009 9:51 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
mpw280:

And see this is how you spank the taxpaying voter.

46. Posted by mpw280 | May 1, 2009 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 09:51

Unnamed Trinidad Minister: ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by John Schan | May 1, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
John Schan:

Unnamed Trinidad Minister: So you swing the cricket bat like this to take out your enemies kneecaps. OK? Now you're ready to take on al Qaeda!

Pres. Obama: al Qaeda?!?! I'm going to use this on the Republicans.

47. Posted by John Schan | May 1, 2009 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:00

Last Year: Baseball, Hot Do... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Last Year: Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet

This year: Cricket, Waygu beef, Croissants, and Government/Union Controlled Disaster

48. Posted by IowaRight | May 1, 2009 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:16

Are you sure your ba... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 1, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Are you sure your bank doesn't want TARP money?

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 1, 2009 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:16

Its just a jump to the left... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Jeff:

Its just a jump to the left!

Then a step to the righhhht...

Put your hands on your hips...

And bring your knees in tight!

50. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:30

This photo op is cheaper th... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

This photo op is cheaper than that Air Force One flyby fiasco last week...

51. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:32

Okay...I'll pose for the ph... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:38 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff:

Okay...I'll pose for the photo op, but you had better be sure that those fellas at Wizbang do not get this and use it on their Weekend Caption Contest...

52. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:38

So, do you have to have Bus... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by BluesHarper | May 1, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

So, do you have to have Bush in a headlock or will any Republican do?

53. Posted by BluesHarper | May 1, 2009 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:43

"First, WHO says there is a... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"First, WHO says there is a pandemic."
"What's Second?"
"That's right."
"No, WHO, is second."
"WHO is First."
"Uh... I don't know."
"Third"

54. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:51

When reports came out that ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jpo | May 1, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
jpo:

When reports came out that Obama played P-I-G with the UConn women's b-ball team and spanked them, everyone THOUGHT they knew what that meant...

55. Posted by jpo | May 1, 2009 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 10:51

Obama-style cricket:<... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 1, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Obama-style cricket:

Hit low and hard, and no white uniforms!

56. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 1, 2009 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:04

Cuz the boyz in the hood ar... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 11:06 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

57. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:06

So, while Michelle holds th... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | May 1, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

So, while Michelle holds the queen by the shoulders, I can swat her with this right?

58. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | May 1, 2009 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:09

That's not a wicket it is a... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 1, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

That's not a wicket it is a paint brush and he just finished painting that wall a nice shade of commie red. The ss agent is doubling over with laughter!

59. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 1, 2009 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:10

Unable to catch up with the... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JB | May 1, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
JB:

Unable to catch up with the media's softballs, Obama brings in some help.

60. Posted by JB | May 1, 2009 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:37

...leavin on that midnight ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Jeff:

...leavin on that midnight train...whoo! whoo!...

61. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 11:47

Obama playing charades.<br ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Keith | May 1, 2009 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Keith:

Obama playing charades.
He was acting out his desire to 'spank some capitalist ass'.

62. Posted by Keith | May 1, 2009 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:02

For <a href="http://wizbang... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
hpb:

For Rodney: [audio]


♬
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!
♬

63. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:24

Bring in the CEOs!... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:28 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
hpb:

Bring in the CEOs!

64. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:28

Thats right bro, we given A... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by 914 | May 1, 2009 12:40 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Thats right bro, we given America what she been needing so long.

65. Posted by 914 | May 1, 2009 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:40

Really get your whole swagg... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
hpb:

Really get your whole swagga into it.

66. Posted by hpb | May 1, 2009 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:45

Hope, change, and kneecappi... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Al Pennam | May 1, 2009 12:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Hope, change, and kneecapping uncompliant hedge fund managers with a cricket bat.

67. Posted by Al Pennam | May 1, 2009 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:55

Shuck AND jive, homey, shuc... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Bill Johnson | May 1, 2009 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Johnson:

Shuck AND jive, homey, shuck AND jive. Use the feet, use the arms...

68. Posted by Bill Johnson | May 1, 2009 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 14:03

Yes, yes, this is how my da... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | May 1, 2009 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Yes, yes, this is how my daddy taught me to play cricket in Kenya. Er, no it was Indonesia...I mean, Hawaii. Oh yeah, it wasn't cricket, it was, er, baseball. And it wasn't my daddy, it was my grand-daddy.

69. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | May 1, 2009 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 14:07

"I'm a soul man. I'm a soul... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 1, 2009 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

"I'm a soul man. I'm a soul man...."

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Posted on May 1, 2009 15:06

Two for tea, tea for two.</... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Two for tea, tea for two.

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Posted on May 1, 2009 16:44

Obama tries out his gift to... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama tries out his gift to the ambassador to Iran. Iran doesnt play cricket but Obama figured it would be a perfect gift for them use on their Israeli guests.

72. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 16:46

Obama "So political disside... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "So political dissidents are held down with their feet up and you hit the bottom of their feet with a paddle? And it causes the political dissidents extreme pain? Gee this sounds like it is a lot more fun than waterboarding. Someone invite Limbaugh over for a press conference"


73. Posted by retired military | May 1, 2009 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 16:48

...now if we only had any b... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 5:30 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jeff:

...now if we only had any balls...

74. Posted by Jeff | May 1, 2009 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 1, 2009 17:30

Although Bill Clinton was t... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 3, 2009 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Although Bill Clinton was the first sitting President to seek counseling during marriage difficulties, Obama takes a much more a hands-on approach in dealing with Michelle.

75. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 3, 2009 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2009 10:30

Obama: "Hey, it's my bigge... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by LaMedusa | May 3, 2009 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Obama: "Hey, it's my bigger swings that got me here!"

76. Posted by LaMedusa | May 3, 2009 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 3, 2009 14:03

Update: <... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | May 4, 2009 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

77. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | May 4, 2009 2:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 4, 2009 02:05




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