8. Posted by
retired military | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:
Chavez - "I got you this book because I thought you might need another serious distraction after putting your foot in your mouth about torture investigations"
8. Posted by
retired military | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
51. Posted by
JB | April 24, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
JB:
One guy is an unqualified, in over his head, anti-American, Socialist Dictator who cons the electorate, mesmerizes the Hollywood elites, and is loved by every two-bit International thug.
The other guy is Hugo Chavez.
51. Posted by
JB | April 24, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
Trying to cash in on the popularity of "Oprah's Book Club", President Obama ran into the same pitfalls. A book written about a great struggle, which turns out in the end to be a bunch of lies and fantasies wrapped up to make the author look good...
55. Posted by
Brian Wohlgemuth | April 24, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh this? It's just a book on how to continue to make the Right appease, and the Left continue a full frontal attack.I really haven't needed it, 'cause look at what I have done in almost 100 days.
72. Posted by
Jennifer | April 24, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
80. Posted by
twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:
After groping the Queen of England and bowing before the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama cries "Tio!" as he submits to the crushing grip of Venezuelan strongman dictator Hugo Chavez. Oil prices rose on the news.
80. Posted by
twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
90. Posted by
JB | April 24, 2009 2:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
JB:
Sorry to cut things short Hugo babe but I have to run to a lunch meeting with Kim Jong-il and Robert Mugabe before I head off to Sudan to shake hands with my good friend Omar al-Bashir.
90. Posted by
JB | April 24, 2009 2:31 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
100. Posted by
jdflorida | April 24, 2009 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jdflorida:
Si, Senor Chavez. No tengo un problema cuando miento. Puedo mentir todos los dias porque mis amigos en CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, NY Times me ayudan mucho. Viva la press!
100. Posted by
jdflorida | April 24, 2009 9:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (111)
Obama: "Hugo, pull my finge... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Obama: "Hugo, pull my finger!"
Chavez: "Oh-ho, now I smell that sulfur again!"
1. Posted by Jay Tea | April 24, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:27
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Hey, look up who wrote Das Kampf for me."
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:29
3. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hugo Chavez was accused of torture today for the act of reading from his book "My Life".
3. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:30
4. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama - "This book has some great ideas in it"
4. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:31
5. Posted by Darby | April 24, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
"Dumb and Dumber"
5. Posted by Darby | April 24, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:31
6. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama = "Reading this book has been a distraction for me from the enormous amount of things that I didnt expect would be coming across my desk"
6. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:32
7. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 26 (36 votes cast)
Obama: "Wait a minute... its still coming up on the Teleprompter... wait for it..."
Chavez: "For cryin' out loud, just read the title off the cover."
7. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 26 (36 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:32
8. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Chavez - "I got you this book because I thought you might need another serious distraction after putting your foot in your mouth about torture investigations"
8. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:33
9. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (11 votes cast)
"My Pet Goat... Hey, I've heard of this one."
9. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:33
10. Posted by Spike | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Thanks, Hugo. I haven't read 'Marxism for Dummies" yet.
10. Posted by Spike | April 24, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:33
11. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Chavez presents Obama his book on how to get rid of political enemies quietly and without telltale torture marks.
11. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:34
12. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
12. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:35
13. Posted by iwogisdead | April 24, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Best of all, it's autographed by Sean Penn!!
13. Posted by iwogisdead | April 24, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:35
14. Posted by Spike | April 24, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Just checking the title before accepting it; I had to make sure it wasn't 'Liberty and Tyranny'".
14. Posted by Spike | April 24, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:40
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dee & Dum
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:42
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Don't malaise me bro'"
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:44
17. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 23 (27 votes cast)
Rahm, is this that guy you said hates America as much as we do?
17. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 23 (27 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:45
18. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Hey, look up who wrote Mein Kampf for me."
.
(I knew something didn't look right the first time around)
18. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:51
19. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 23 (25 votes cast)
I had no idea when I signed up for the "Marxist Book of the Month Club" that it would include personal delivery by a real Marxist...
19. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 23 (25 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:53
20. Posted by Steve | April 24, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
I appreciate the gesture, but I already have the audio version downloaded on my IPOD!
20. Posted by Steve | April 24, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 07:55
21. Posted by Gmac | April 24, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Look, something we both believe in!
21. Posted by Gmac | April 24, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:11
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 24, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Birds of a feather nationalize together.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 24, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:15
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barry and Scary.
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:16
24. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Is this about me Hugo? Cause I only read books about me....
24. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:17
25. Posted by Peter Salomon | April 24, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Sure, I'd be honored to blurb your book"
25. Posted by Peter Salomon | April 24, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:19
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Attitude and Turpitude
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:21
27. Posted by Dodo David | April 24, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "It's what I have always wanted, a copy of Das Kapital signed by Karl Marx."
27. Posted by Dodo David | April 24, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:23
28. Posted by SideShowJane | April 24, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Asked if there was an Obama aroma, Chavez commented, "There was a redolence of Lilac that seemed to permeate my inner being, exotically delightful."
28. Posted by SideShowJane | April 24, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:30
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:32
30. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This wasn't the Hugo Chavez I thought I knew...
30. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:33
31. Posted by Eno | April 24, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thank you Sir! May I have another!?!
31. Posted by Eno | April 24, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:35
32. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 24, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hugo, I believe Eduardo Galeano is to Latin America what my friend, Bill Ayers, is to North America.
32. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 24, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:36
33. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama asks Rahm Emmanuel, standing just off screen, "Can I re-gift this book to one of those Europeans we are going to see next month?"
33. Posted by Imhotep | April 24, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:40
34. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hugo, pal, tell me again how you pulled off that "President for Life" gig.
34. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:42
35. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
It turns out that Hugo and Obama have a lot in common politically, except that Hugo doesn't hate America quite so much.
35. Posted by fustian | April 24, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:43
36. Posted by BlogDog | April 24, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Why wouldn't I shake his hand? He's not a Republican.
36. Posted by BlogDog | April 24, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:46
37. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 24, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, thanks, Hugo, this is Numero tres on my "Must Read" books list.
37. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 24, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:47
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 24, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I won't touch you with this finger, you don't want to know where it's been.
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 24, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:51
39. Posted by JLawson | April 24, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Just what I needed! 'Dictatorship for Dummies!'"
39. Posted by JLawson | April 24, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 08:52
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 24, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Is this book region specific?
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 24, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:01
41. Posted by WildWillie | April 24, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I want you all to know that I wrote the blurb inside the cover". ww
41. Posted by WildWillie | April 24, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:04
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 24, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
America's Inspector Clouseau meets Latin America's Dr. Evil.
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 24, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:04
43. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The Audacity of Dopes
43. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:05
44. Posted by hermie | April 24, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Chavez: "Bill Ayers recommended this book."
Obama: "What a coincidence, he helped me write mine."
44. Posted by hermie | April 24, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:07
45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
?????????????????????????
45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:12
46. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 24, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obambi: "Hey, Rahm. That's not "Audacity of Hope". You told me everyone was reading my book -even this chimp. What gives?"
46. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 24, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:12
47. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought Kevin was the judge
47. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 24, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:13
48. Posted by jpo | April 24, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
As Obama accepts the playbook from his mentor, another thrill runs up Chris Matthews' leg.
48. Posted by jpo | April 24, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:14
49. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Ah, Thanks Hugo, Nancy and Harry spoke very highly of this book...
49. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:15
50. Posted by MPR | April 24, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, how come his is bigger than mine! Uh, that ain't right.
50. Posted by MPR | April 24, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:19
51. Posted by JB | April 24, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
One guy is an unqualified, in over his head, anti-American, Socialist Dictator who cons the electorate, mesmerizes the Hollywood elites, and is loved by every two-bit International thug.
The other guy is Hugo Chavez.
51. Posted by JB | April 24, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:22
52. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
52. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:23
53. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hugo, I love the Mao Jacket in Navy, but only you could pull the turtle-neck dickie off...
53. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:24
54. Posted by Dion Taylor | April 24, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
El Presidente Chavez, seen here greeting an excited american citizen, was in awe of the skill of the author of 'The Open Veins of Latin America'.
54. Posted by Dion Taylor | April 24, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:35
55. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 24, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trying to cash in on the popularity of "Oprah's Book Club", President Obama ran into the same pitfalls. A book written about a great struggle, which turns out in the end to be a bunch of lies and fantasies wrapped up to make the author look good...
55. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 24, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:35
56. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:43 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Would you be so kind as to return this to the White House Library, I borrowed it from Jimmy Carter in the 70's....
56. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 9:43 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:43
57. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 24, 2009 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "I um, uh, I, I, I don't need to read THAT book...um, uh, I, uh, could've ummm, written that book."
57. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 24, 2009 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:48
58. Posted by MPR | April 24, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Bill Ayers wrote that book. Where did you get that mi amigo? He wrote mine too. We do speak the same language after all."
58. Posted by MPR | April 24, 2009 9:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 09:57
59. Posted by John Schan | April 24, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, I'm supposed to read this sh*t? Well, if a brutal, dictatorial thug wants me to read it, then I will.
59. Posted by John Schan | April 24, 2009 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:00
60. Posted by nehemiah | April 24, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
One believes that America is the cause of much hate and oppression in the world, and one is the President of Venezuela.
60. Posted by nehemiah | April 24, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:02
61. Posted by Hank | April 24, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say what? Ayers wrote his book too?
61. Posted by Hank | April 24, 2009 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:05
62. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
together: "Border Line 'Leven."
62. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:05
63. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ive never been so unproud of My country
63. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:22
64. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Hey its A Million Feces... let's get this Mo Fo on Oprah, she'll hype anything."
64. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2009 10:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:29
65. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow Hugo! I guess that strong grip comes from crushing dissent, throttling freedom, and beating..........the old "US is Satan" drum.
65. Posted by IowaRight | April 24, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:48
66. Posted by BluesHarper | April 24, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, is there any cabinet posts left, I really like how this guy thinks.
66. Posted by BluesHarper | April 24, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:50
67. Posted by a. moral | April 24, 2009 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, we had the same dream... a socialist utopia.
67. Posted by a. moral | April 24, 2009 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:53
68. Posted by Sally McIlwain | April 24, 2009 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama: You mean you are giving me THIS book? I really prefer DVD's that are not properly formatted. Or, at least an IPOD with downloads of ME!
68. Posted by Sally McIlwain | April 24, 2009 10:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:54
69. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stuck on stupid
69. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 10:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 10:56
70. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Screw the open veins, go for the jugular Hugo..
70. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2009 11:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:01
71. Posted by iwogisdead | April 24, 2009 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, don't we have some extra TARP money sitting around that we can give this guy?
71. Posted by iwogisdead | April 24, 2009 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:06
72. Posted by Jennifer | April 24, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh this? It's just a book on how to continue to make the Right appease, and the Left continue a full frontal attack.I really haven't needed it, 'cause look at what I have done in almost 100 days.
72. Posted by Jennifer | April 24, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:29
73. Posted by Jennifer | April 24, 2009 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm, I am sensing a pattern with the President- Blago now Hugo.
Is our President a Sesame Street fan, or what?
73. Posted by Jennifer | April 24, 2009 11:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:32
74. Posted by LaMedusa | April 24, 2009 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, I know it'll be great reading, and I'll put it on the top shelf in my library. Right next to 'Know your Succubus', by Bill Clinton!"
74. Posted by LaMedusa | April 24, 2009 11:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:38
75. Posted by LaMedusa | April 24, 2009 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With a failed sleight of hand, Obama exposes the "little" horn.
75. Posted by LaMedusa | April 24, 2009 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:40
76. Posted by jmc | April 24, 2009 11:40 AM | Score: -17 (19 votes cast)
Unlike Bush I and Reagan (who proped up the murder Pinochet) I only shake hands with a dictator.
76. Posted by jmc | April 24, 2009 11:40 AM |
Score: -17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 11:40
77. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:25 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Separated at birth.
77. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:25 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 12:25
78. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:33 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Hugo sings:
I love you! You love me!
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you're a Commie too?
78. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:33 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 12:33
79. Posted by nehemiah | April 24, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I would refuse to shake your hand, but I have sin cojones syndrome, entiende?"
Hugo: "Tu tambien?"
79. Posted by nehemiah | April 24, 2009 12:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2009 12:45
80. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After groping the Queen of England and bowing before the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama cries "Tio!" as he submits to the crushing grip of Venezuelan strongman dictator Hugo Chavez. Oil prices rose on the news.
80. Posted by twolaneflash | April 24, 2009 12:56 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 12:56
81. Posted by Garandfan | April 24, 2009 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tropic of Cancer"? No wonder he spends so much time in the bathroom.
81. Posted by Garandfan | April 24, 2009 1:03 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:03
82. Posted by Jason
| April 24, 2009 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hugo Chavez gives President Obama a lesson in the audacity of grope.
82. Posted by Jason
| April 24, 2009 1:07 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:07
83. Posted by brainy435 | April 24, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this guy? Me in 7 years. Rahm, start looking into that constitutional change thing he did.
83. Posted by brainy435 | April 24, 2009 1:23 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:23
84. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 24, 2009 1:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oblamer: All of your polo ponies are belong to me!
84. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 24, 2009 1:28 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:28
85. Posted by Constitution First | April 24, 2009 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Hugo your stealing my thunder!
85. Posted by Constitution First | April 24, 2009 1:29 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:29
86. Posted by tomg51 | April 24, 2009 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This says they have unicorns here!!!! I love this place!!
86. Posted by tomg51 | April 24, 2009 1:38 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:38
87. Posted by scotty | April 24, 2009 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama- Hey that's the same book Bill Ayers game me for Christmas this year, how funny is that?
87. Posted by scotty | April 24, 2009 1:50 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:50
88. Posted by scotty | April 24, 2009 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm , you have got to get me one of these pseudo-military suites, i'm going to start wearing them..
88. Posted by scotty | April 24, 2009 1:57 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 13:57
89. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 24, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill! Hey Bill! Is this one of the books I wrote?
89. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 24, 2009 2:08 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 14:08
90. Posted by JB | April 24, 2009 2:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sorry to cut things short Hugo babe but I have to run to a lunch meeting with Kim Jong-il and Robert Mugabe before I head off to Sudan to shake hands with my good friend Omar al-Bashir.
90. Posted by JB | April 24, 2009 2:31 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 14:31
91. Posted by Swanny | April 24, 2009 2:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey, we had to read this in the Young Oktoberists!
91. Posted by Swanny | April 24, 2009 2:55 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 14:55
92. Posted by Redbone | April 24, 2009 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, that's the same book I read on the plane over here, but this one's in spanish!"
92. Posted by Redbone | April 24, 2009 4:06 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 16:06
93. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 24, 2009 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry Hugo, I've already read this! You really need to update your reading list. How about a copy of my 'Audacity of a Dope Dealer'!"
93. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 24, 2009 4:45 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 16:45
94. Posted by FG | April 24, 2009 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I love this guy!"
94. Posted by FG | April 24, 2009 5:08 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 17:08
95. Posted by MF | April 24, 2009 5:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
that's a nice picture of us when we planned the takeover of the US from within
95. Posted by MF | April 24, 2009 5:51 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 17:51
96. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 24, 2009 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a banana republic in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Chinga tu madre, gringo.
96. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 24, 2009 6:08 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 18:08
97. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 24, 2009 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Como se dice "dunderpate" en Espanol?
Solamente di "Obama"
97. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 24, 2009 6:12 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 18:12
98. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 24, 2009 6:26 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Commie and Commier
98. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 24, 2009 6:26 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 18:26
99. Posted by epador | April 24, 2009 6:43 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"To Serve Obama"
OMG its a COOKBOOK.....
99. Posted by epador | April 24, 2009 6:43 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 18:43
100. Posted by jdflorida | April 24, 2009 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Si, Senor Chavez. No tengo un problema cuando miento. Puedo mentir todos los dias porque mis amigos en CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, NY Times me ayudan mucho. Viva la press!
100. Posted by jdflorida | April 24, 2009 9:56 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2009 21:56
101. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | April 25, 2009 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A spokesman for Priceline.com explains to President Obama the consequences of buying a "pig in a poke" when selecting reading material.
101. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | April 25, 2009 12:40 AM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 00:40
102. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | April 25, 2009 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hugo applies the "Venus(uellan) man trap grip" after luring his unwitting victim with a socialist tome.
102. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | April 25, 2009 1:02 AM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 01:02
103. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I see that Hugo has also gotten a new puppy..
103. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2009 9:08 AM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 09:08
104. Posted by twolaneflash | April 25, 2009 1:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look, Michelle, Hugo's gift-advisors are worse than mine!
104. Posted by twolaneflash | April 25, 2009 1:17 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 13:17
105. Posted by Marleen Perret | April 25, 2009 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wait a minute, are you sure this clown is an enemy of America?
105. Posted by Marleen Perret | April 25, 2009 3:20 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 15:20
106. Posted by 914 | April 25, 2009 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A match spawned in hell
106. Posted by 914 | April 25, 2009 8:57 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 20:57
107. Posted by 914 | April 25, 2009 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thug love shakes down a goon on his save a socialist world book tour.
107. Posted by 914 | April 25, 2009 9:03 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2009 21:03
108. Posted by Elmo | April 26, 2009 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
two of the Three Stooges ...
No Hugo, but I hear Nancy Pelosi will be happy to make you some tea.
Having forgotten his ... I'm with stoopid t-shirt, the Commander in Chief calls an audible.
the way it goes is I diddle him first
108. Posted by Elmo | April 26, 2009 1:18 PM |
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Posted on April 26, 2009 13:18
109. Posted by 914 | April 26, 2009 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unrepentant Democrats mentally masturbate over this circlejerk of egomaniac jizzswooning.
109. Posted by 914 | April 26, 2009 3:35 PM |
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Posted on April 26, 2009 15:35
110. Posted by 914 | April 26, 2009 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was love at first finger.
110. Posted by 914 | April 26, 2009 11:29 PM |
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Posted on April 26, 2009 23:29
111. Posted by Kevin
| May 4, 2009 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
111. Posted by Kevin
| May 4, 2009 1:39 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2009 01:39