5. Posted by
retired military | April 3, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired military:
The British protocol office should have specified that when they said "you have to remove your top before going to see the Queen" that they were referring to her hat.
5. Posted by
retired military | April 3, 2009 7:24 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
9. Posted by
retired military | April 3, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:
Michelle Obama received a note from Rush Limbaugh prior to her trip to Europe stating "Michelle, remember that in Europe if you want to appear sophisticated you need to be topless at the beach - El Rushbo"
9. Posted by
retired military | April 3, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
10. Posted by
Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jay Tea:
One would think that after the whole "reset button" fiasco with Russia, Hillary Clinton would be less trusting of her subordinates. But when she saw the "traditional dance" she had been signed up to participate in, she didn't protest...
J.
10. Posted by
Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
34. Posted by
iwogisdead | April 3, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
iwogisdead:
Having had trouble with more traditional methods of choosing a cabinet, the Obama administration has announced it will appoint the winner of this "Nicest Titties" Contest as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.
34. Posted by
iwogisdead | April 3, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
36. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 3, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
The international press has been relentless in dissecting every aspect of the First Lady's wardrobe, but Michelle, who is smarter than even her brillant husband, found a satisfactory solution: she just eliminated it from the discussion.
36. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 3, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
49. Posted by
IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
IowaRight:
No matter how much she tried, she just couldn't shake the feeling that the audience was not truly considering the merits of her theories on the current economic climate....
49. Posted by
IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
58. Posted by
JB | April 3, 2009 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JB:
A perfect metaphor for these times; Obama flashes his boobs at us and we Americans stand around like a bunch of drunk, wide-eyed dupes while our wallets are stolen and our freedoms are taken away.
58. Posted by
JB | April 3, 2009 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
70. Posted by
hyperbolist | April 3, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
hyperbolist:
Person #1: Have you guys heard of the internet? It's a place where you can look at boobs all day without having to wade chest-deep into a lake of urine.
Person #2: Whatever dude. Spring break! Woooooo!!!
70. Posted by
hyperbolist | April 3, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Barack Obama will require you to look. He is going to demand that you shed your swimsuit. That you put down your inhibitions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move your hands to your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to perform better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, unaroused.
78. Posted by
Stephen Macklin | April 3, 2009 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
82. Posted by
LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:
The crowd watched in awe at the courage of the spokeswoman as she displayed her horrible physical anomaly. "Man's head-lodged-in-the-butt-disease has affected so many women in the past century! We will OVERCOME!"
82. Posted by
LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (103)
Somehow Elvis managed to ha... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 3, 2009 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somehow Elvis managed to have Fun in Acapulco without gratuitous nudity.
1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 3, 2009 7:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:14
2. Posted by DaveD | April 3, 2009 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Okay, I was willing to over look Michelle putting her arm around the Queen......
2. Posted by DaveD | April 3, 2009 7:21 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:21
3. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Michelle Obama goes European.
3. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:22
4. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Michelle - "well I had to do something to get them to stop talking about my bare arms"
4. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:23 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:23
5. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The British protocol office should have specified that when they said "you have to remove your top before going to see the Queen" that they were referring to her hat.
5. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:24 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:24
6. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
MIchelle Thought bubble "This will show those republicans who think we dont know anything about following customs"
6. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:26
7. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Atlas Booty-Shrugged.
J.
7. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:27
8. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
"Now THAT'S what I call a stimulus to my package!"
J.
8. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:28
9. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Michelle Obama received a note from Rush Limbaugh prior to her trip to Europe stating "Michelle, remember that in Europe if you want to appear sophisticated you need to be topless at the beach - El Rushbo"
9. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:29
10. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
One would think that after the whole "reset button" fiasco with Russia, Hillary Clinton would be less trusting of her subordinates. But when she saw the "traditional dance" she had been signed up to participate in, she didn't protest...
J.
10. Posted by Jay Tea | April 3, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:30
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those in attendance were astounded at the resemblance to Obama and Biden.
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:40
12. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Atlas Shagged
(along the lines of Jay Tea's)
12. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:41
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Life is a beach
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:42
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think the OTB Contest is checking out the Wizbang Contest.
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:45
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Wizbanger... I don't even know her.
15. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:45
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Member of the Sloshpit waited for the inevitable.
16. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:46
17. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Members of the Sloshpit waited for the inevitable.
(corrected)
17. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:47
18. Posted by tomg51 | April 3, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey! Turn Around!
18. Posted by tomg51 | April 3, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:48
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Waterwood"
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:50
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Doesn't she know about SHRINKAGE???"
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:50
21. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Crowd: "We want Mrs. Sarkozy!"
21. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:54
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Del, why are you holding my hand? Where's your d*ck? Between two pillows... THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!! ..."
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:54
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Ashley Biden thanks everyone for a terrific afternoon.
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:57
24. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Up periscope
24. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 07:57
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Everyone was having such a good time at the AIG managers conference, they decided to stay a few more days.
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:00
26. Posted by Fuzzy Slippers | April 3, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't my arms look great?
26. Posted by Fuzzy Slippers | April 3, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:02
27. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ain't ya ever heard of Bikini Waxing?"
27. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:09
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 3, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sausagefest 2009
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 3, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:11
29. Posted by geo | April 3, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Geeez Carla Bruni is HAWT!!!
29. Posted by geo | April 3, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:15
30. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle to crowd: "Show me your ACORNs."
30. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:17
31. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yarrrrrr
31. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:21
32. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary: "Who painted it?"
32. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:22
33. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While Obama discusses Strategic Arms Reduction with the Medvedev, Michelle makes the case for Significant Breast Enhancement.
33. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:27
34. Posted by iwogisdead | April 3, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Having had trouble with more traditional methods of choosing a cabinet, the Obama administration has announced it will appoint the winner of this "Nicest Titties" Contest as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.
34. Posted by iwogisdead | April 3, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:30
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Katie Couric was pleased with her showing at this years "Cougar Hunt".
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 3, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:31
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 3, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The international press has been relentless in dissecting every aspect of the First Lady's wardrobe, but Michelle, who is smarter than even her brillant husband, found a satisfactory solution: she just eliminated it from the discussion.
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 3, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:32
37. Posted by peach | April 3, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Breaking Protocol once again, President Obama sends his wife to entertain the G20 diplomats.
37. Posted by peach | April 3, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:38
38. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 3, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Miss Universe pictured torturing the "detainees" at Gitmo.
38. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 3, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:52
39. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 3, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ms. Cherry Pie takes her "Slippery When Wet" theme to the chest high extreme.
39. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 3, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 08:53
40. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 3, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
During this Holy Season, spring breakers witness "The Tequila Miracle "
40. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 3, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:03
41. Posted by kbiel | April 3, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Here, some of you men need this bikini top more than I do.
41. Posted by kbiel | April 3, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:05
42. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I'll bet there is as much as 5% pool water in that pool.....
42. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:19
43. Posted by Jennifer | April 3, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spring Break 2009: Grope and Bang
43. Posted by Jennifer | April 3, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:24
44. Posted by OregonMuse | April 3, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Atlas sagged.
44. Posted by OregonMuse | April 3, 2009 9:27 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:27
45. Posted by Jennifer | April 3, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Conversion efforts at the San Fransisco All "Men's" club-Day 1...
45. Posted by Jennifer | April 3, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:28
46. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama's First Overseas Contingency Operation: Get Michelle to stop doing those Pints of Guinness...
46. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:30
47. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spring Break in UCK-a-pulco
47. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:32
48. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 3, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let them eat cake."
48. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 3, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:37
49. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
No matter how much she tried, she just couldn't shake the feeling that the audience was not truly considering the merits of her theories on the current economic climate....
49. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 9:38 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:38
50. Posted by Nukemnow | April 3, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Now that have your attention, has anyone found my keys?
50. Posted by Nukemnow | April 3, 2009 9:45 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:45
51. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I ain't goin' near the water in that pool 'less everybody keeps both hands up high and dry!
51. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 09:59
52. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Covert collection tips for populating the FL DNA database method #37.
52. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:02
53. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PIMPF
Covert collection tools for populating the FL DNA database method #37.
53. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:03
54. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PIMF #2!
Egads, it must be Friday or something...
54. Posted by scrub_oak | April 3, 2009 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:04
55. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Australian for Clam Chowder
55. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:08
56. Posted by plebe | April 3, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do i have to do from keeping you a-hole's from pee'ing in my pool!
56. Posted by plebe | April 3, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:22
57. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♬
Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
♬
(for some reason this pic just keeps making this song run through my head)
57. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:25
58. Posted by JB | April 3, 2009 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A perfect metaphor for these times; Obama flashes his boobs at us and we Americans stand around like a bunch of drunk, wide-eyed dupes while our wallets are stolen and our freedoms are taken away.
58. Posted by JB | April 3, 2009 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:36
59. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I see what I want, but I can't move without bumping into asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."
59. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:40
60. Posted by Master Shake | April 3, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's not really accurate to call them 'forehead ridges' since they go all the way down. See?"
60. Posted by Master Shake | April 3, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:41
61. Posted by epador | April 3, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
click to see below fold
61. Posted by epador | April 3, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 10:48
62. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Atlas jiggled
62. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 11:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:00
63. Posted by GarandFan | April 3, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Obama administers the oath of allegiance to the newest members of the Obama Corps.
63. Posted by GarandFan | April 3, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:28
64. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | April 3, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, OK I'll vote for your husband next time. Now for God's sake, get dressed.
64. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | April 3, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:29
65. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 3, 2009 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Obama stunned the crowd to silence with her proud display of the results of her latest workout regime.
65. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 3, 2009 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:34
66. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The president of NOW making a point about how men just see women as sex objects.
66. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:37
67. Posted by SideShowJane | April 3, 2009 11:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Has anyone seen my Babe Ruth bar?"
67. Posted by SideShowJane | April 3, 2009 11:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:43
68. Posted by SideShowJane | April 3, 2009 11:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I wonder if those "guns" came from America too...
68. Posted by SideShowJane | April 3, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:46
69. Posted by Hank | April 3, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These don't need no teleprompter.
69. Posted by Hank | April 3, 2009 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 11:54
70. Posted by hyperbolist | April 3, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Person #1: Have you guys heard of the internet? It's a place where you can look at boobs all day without having to wade chest-deep into a lake of urine.
Person #2: Whatever dude. Spring break! Woooooo!!!
70. Posted by hyperbolist | April 3, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:00
71. Posted by dow102 | April 3, 2009 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For once. Michelle Obama's arms weren't the center of attention
71. Posted by dow102 | April 3, 2009 12:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:02
72. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yarrrr.... Prepare to be boarded.
72. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2009 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:07
73. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look no tan lines! What does that tell you?
73. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:11
74. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No really, I'm the kind of girl you can settle down with. Now, who wants to take me home to meet Mom and Dad?
74. Posted by IowaRight | April 3, 2009 12:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:15
75. Posted by Dan Cleary | April 3, 2009 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stick to the sleeveless gowns, Michelle.
75. Posted by Dan Cleary | April 3, 2009 12:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:20
76. Posted by Jewels | April 3, 2009 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle's grand idea to steer the American people away from the Fed's extortion. "Nothing to see there folks! It's me you want to see!"
76. Posted by Jewels | April 3, 2009 12:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:21
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 3, 2009 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmmmm.....boobies.....
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 3, 2009 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:30
78. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 3, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack Obama will require you to look. He is going to demand that you shed your swimsuit. That you put down your inhibitions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move your hands to your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to perform better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, unaroused.
78. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 3, 2009 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2009 12:50
79. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Michelle Obama thought bubble "This is not the sharia I thought it was"
79. Posted by retired military | April 3, 2009 12:59 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 12:59
80. Posted by mustng66 | April 3, 2009 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How Michelle Obama got her groove back.
80. Posted by mustng66 | April 3, 2009 1:18 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 13:18
81. Posted by LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man down in front: "My eyes! My eyes! It burns!"
81. Posted by LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:23 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 13:23
82. Posted by LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The crowd watched in awe at the courage of the spokeswoman as she displayed her horrible physical anomaly. "Man's head-lodged-in-the-butt-disease has affected so many women in the past century! We will OVERCOME!"
82. Posted by LaMedusa | April 3, 2009 1:28 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 13:28
83. Posted by Syllabucks | April 3, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Portrait of a Confused Liberal"... everyone knows that liberals have their heads up their OWN ...butt!
83. Posted by Syllabucks | April 3, 2009 1:52 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 13:52
84. Posted by proof | April 3, 2009 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gentlemen: This is the only wardrobe your wives and girl friends will be able to afford after our next round of taxes!
84. Posted by proof | April 3, 2009 4:35 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 16:35
85. Posted by Duke DeLand | April 3, 2009 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Those are NOT my assets! They are my frontsets...although, of course, one's frontsets can be assets on occasion!"
85. Posted by Duke DeLand | April 3, 2009 4:36 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 16:36
86. Posted by Linoge
| April 3, 2009 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
People knew the party was over once Michelle lost her top.
86. Posted by Linoge
| April 3, 2009 4:45 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 16:45
87. Posted by FG | April 3, 2009 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Put it back on Michelle
87. Posted by FG | April 3, 2009 5:53 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 17:53
88. Posted by a. moral | April 3, 2009 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All those drunken guys in that confined area. How many of them do you think took the time to get out to go to the bathroom? Yuck!
88. Posted by a. moral | April 3, 2009 6:03 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 18:03
89. Posted by WildWillie | April 3, 2009 6:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's your stimulus package boys. ww
89. Posted by WildWillie | April 3, 2009 6:21 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 18:21
90. Posted by David | April 3, 2009 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle O circa 1984-
"I am a long way from Princeton"
90. Posted by David | April 3, 2009 7:05 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 19:05
91. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This would be considered torture in Guantanamo.
91. Posted by Mac Lorry | April 3, 2009 7:14 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 19:14
92. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 3, 2009 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, okay. We get it, Speaker Pelosi. Botox can be used a lot of places on the body. For the sake of humanity, put your clothes back on!
92. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 3, 2009 8:17 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 20:17
93. Posted by Gmac | April 3, 2009 11:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which one of you assholes stole my top?
93. Posted by Gmac | April 3, 2009 11:09 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 23:09
94. Posted by fustian | April 3, 2009 11:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That's a nice pair of Obama's you got there, lady...
94. Posted by fustian | April 3, 2009 11:31 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 23:31
95. Posted by Maddox | April 4, 2009 10:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ewww! That's Barney Franks's boy toy!
95. Posted by Maddox | April 4, 2009 10:42 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2009 10:42
96. Posted by Dennis D | April 4, 2009 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Can someone throw me a TARP"?
96. Posted by Dennis D | April 4, 2009 4:42 PM |
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Posted on April 4, 2009 16:42
97. Posted by Dennis | April 4, 2009 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Obama wanted transparency"
97. Posted by Dennis | April 4, 2009 4:44 PM |
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Posted on April 4, 2009 16:44
98. Posted by Hodink | April 4, 2009 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're here. I'm queer. Oh dear."
98. Posted by Hodink | April 4, 2009 10:17 PM |
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Posted on April 4, 2009 22:17
99. Posted by Keeper | April 5, 2009 7:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
One of Palins half sisters having fun Wasila style.
99. Posted by Keeper | April 5, 2009 7:05 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2009 07:05
100. Posted by FormerHostage | April 5, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guy in front row, second from right:
"MOM!!!!! Stop embarrassing me!!!!!
100. Posted by FormerHostage | April 5, 2009 12:24 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2009 12:24
101. Posted by 914 | April 5, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even chlorinated water could not sanitize these slobs.
101. Posted by 914 | April 5, 2009 3:43 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2009 15:43
102. Posted by fustian | April 5, 2009 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just like the Obama administration, the boobs are all on full display, but there is no transparency for any of the important stuff.
102. Posted by fustian | April 5, 2009 7:17 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2009 19:17
103. Posted by Kevin
| April 6, 2009 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
103. Posted by Kevin
| April 6, 2009 1:33 AM |
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Posted on April 6, 2009 01:33