Man that is some funny stuff!

Should have added some video from his St. Patrick's Day party. I mean how much of a moron are you to have a teleprompter at a party!

"how much of a moron are you to have a teleprompter at a party!"

If Teddy would have used one Mary Jo may still have been alive.

There were a couple of funny captions (the photoshopping still needs work).

Caution, though. Too much wanking might deplete the life essence. Put a more polite way, Redstate seems to be daydreaming in right field. Would they even notice a ball rolling by their feet, or will some kid in the stands have to yell, "YO! DUMMY! WAKE UP!" and then throw a full coke at Redstate while muttering "retards!".

But the funniest part, scrolling down: "Redstate Morning Briefing".

This, from a website/organization that complained they were being picked on by Ron Paul supporters in the COMMENTS THREAD back in 2008. Effeminate poseurs, thy name is Redstate.

Please don't encourage them, Lori. Plus [whispering], I spied an "AdCouncil" banner on their webpage. The Ad Council makes Obama look like Dwight D. Eisenhower. And no, Redstate doesn't have to "take" the ad. Anyway, like I said, poseurs. Fakes, phony pros, chickenhawks.

You know, this "he can't speak without a teleprompter" thing you guys keep harping on is pretty funny.

First of all, did the man have a teleprompter when he cleaned McCain's clock in ALL THREE debates?

Second, SO WHAT if he does a better job speaking with a teleprompter than without? Don't you want a President who thinks about what he's going to say before he says it? I for one prefer it to a fake cowboy blurting out "Bring it on!"

Lastly, though most people were a little bemused about the Special Olympics joke-thingy, don't you agree that, at one time or another most of us have made similar remarks? Is there anyone posting here who has never made a "witty" remark only to immediately realize it offended someone?

And before you say, "Yeah, but he's the President," remember all the slack you cut the Previous Occupant when he said boneheaded stuff.

Wheres the caption of the Doctor slapping the teleprompter upon Baracks magical birth?

Bruce
The debates were awful. They were nothing but prepared speeches. Obama had to take extra time to memorize the speeches.

Obama has shown he has a hard time without a teleprompter. Some things a person shouldn't have to "think about "before answering. It is call core principle and no one knows what core principles Obama has.

Remember how much slack Bush received when a door he had no control over was lock and he tried opening it? Imagine what would have happen if he tried thanking himself.

One man's "core principle" is another man's "willful stubbornness."

As Stephen Colbert said of Bush, "He believes the same thing on Wednesday that he believed on Monday. NO MATTER WHAT happened on Tuesday!"

That can't be said of Obama, and that's a good thing.

"Don't you want a President who thinks about what he's going to say before he says it?"

Kinda like the Special Olympics thing huh?

News Flash:

Bush is no longer President. You libs are still obsessed with him. Now the microscope is on your guy. Enjoy!

Bruce
At least you admit that Obama doesn't have any core principles.

News Flash

Clinton is no longer President either. But that didn't stop Republicans from blaming him for everything that went wrong under his successor.

I was just doing a little comparing and contrasting on style, not substance.

And no one has answered the question: SO WHAT if he speaks better with a teleprompter than without one?

Speaking (and persuading) is one of the major components of the President's job. So if he uses a bit of technology to do that job more effectively, what's wrong with that? Are you upset because he uses a blackberry? Do you mock all the GOP Congressmen running around Twittering all day?

The One's Blackberry has its own blog, too.

http://obamasblackberry.blogspot.com/

SO WHAT if he speaks better with a teleprompter than without one?

So what? It shows that stammerin'-O would be a better news-reader than a leader. When put on the spot, he turns from eloquence to the equivalent of a '23 model-T with water in the fuel line.

I'm sure you mistake his silent pauses for thoughtfulness. Truth is, his thought balloon would be the equivalent of Homer Simpson's 'mmmmmm - doughnuts...'

Steve Colbert is now the barometer Bruce uses on the accuracy of GW's presidency. Very grown up of you Bruce.

I want a president that can speak off the cuff when confronted with a question. But not Obama. Remember Joe the Plumber asked him a question and the democratic machine went into overdrive to destroy the man. Bruce, I am sure you were so proud of your party and candidate at the time. ww

Again, apb, even if we accept your over-the-top description of how Obama speaks extemporaneously, it doesn't show that using a teleprompter to speak publicly most of the time is a bad thing. If it makes him a better communicator, what's the problem?

And it's funny that you mistake his thoughtful pauses for stammering.

See how easy that is?

Sssshhhh, Willie.

Grownups are speaking.

SO WHAT if he speaks better with a teleprompter than without one?

Look, if someone doesn't even know the answer to this question, then nothing anyone can say to them is going to make any sense.

I keep thinking of the news anchor who looks and sounds great "reading" the news from the teleprompter, but lacks the skills to go out into the field and actually do any reporting or even any analyzing of the news in studio. (Think Ted Baxter)

You could get one of those Disney audio animatronics to look and sound good with prepared remarks. I would think that everyone would want more than that in their President, but evidently I would be wrong.

Obama isn't dumb or completely uninformed, but he sometimes comes off a bit that way when off teleprompter because he has come to rely too heavily on it. When you are President words matter -- a lot.

It sure bothered liberals when Bush said things that sounded dumb. I wrote many times about how serious Bush's lack of communication skills was and how our next President needed to be a great communicator.

The difference between Bush and Obama, IMHO is that Obama can read from teleprompter and into a tv camera well, but is not good at speaking on his own. Bush was horrible when using a teleprompter and speaking into a camera (as he did in Oval Office addresses), but was great when speaking to an audience, especially in an informal setting. I'll leave it to you all to decide which exhibits greater intellect and command of the issues.

No Bruce -

Obama stammers on his own lack of coherent thought. The point of the thought balloon was, well, Obama can't think. You were duped. A chump. Taken for a ride.

He's not a 'better communicator' - just a better reader. A true communicator could explain why he would abandon all pretense of what he promised during the 2-year election cycle. A true communicator would be able to explain why he's about to outspend his predecessor's 8 years (including 6 years of wartime expenditures) in under 90 days.

I understand you're fully invested in the guy - shame. Off-prompter, the guy can't think; on-prompter, he's told us nothing.

#11

Im no longer proud of any teleprompter.

Why are y'all so angry? It's an honest question.

And apb, talking about character issues or personal opinions about Obama's competence, or lack thereof, are different issues than what the heck is wrong with using a teleprompter.

See, the question I posed was not, "Was I duped? A chump? Taken for a ride?" The question was, "Why is using a teleprompter most of the time when speaking publicly a bad thing?"

The unspoken answer I get from you guys is "WAAAHH" He won! And his poll numbers are still high! He must be cheating by using a teleprompter!"

I get the Ted Baxter analogy, and I get that you'd rather Ronald Freaking Reagan was still President. But he ain't. Obama is, and has his own style. Get used to it.

And again, Lorie, Obama was good enough speaking on his own to clean McCain's clock in all 3 debates.

bh - "See, the question I posed was not, "Was I duped? A chump? Taken for a ride?" The question was, "Why is using a teleprompter most of the time when speaking publicly a bad thing?"

You're crying out for an answer so here it is... it's NOT a bad thing.

Happy now?

In of itself it's far from a bad thing. However it does highlight one thing in stark contrast.

Off "prompter" he comes off at least as, if not worse than Bush when speaking off-the-cuff so to speak.

If you fail to see and understand that it's damn sure not because examples aren't available via various sources.

And BTW, it's not like you haven't "been duped" previously. I.E. when you jumped on the "lawyer marc" meme perpetrated by none other than two of wizbangs all-time asshats peabrain3000 and jp2 but assumed I was in fact a lawyer.

NOTE: "Nice" company your chose to accept and believe.

bh - "And again, Lorie, Obama was good enough speaking on his own to clean McCain's clock in all 3 debates."

And so? All the debates were formatted as per the previously agreed upon subject matter.

From that base it is very easy to predict what the questions will be and very easy for both camps to prepare "canned answers."

Responding to questions in an open forum is where obama has looked the worst, again if you fail to see that, you aren't looking.

Ok, marc, I get it. You're not a lawyer, and I was wrong to assume you were. As I've said a couple of times. That's like, so two months ago.

I was wrong to think, even for a second, that you could have possibly got through any law school, except maybe Regency University.

As if anyone gives a happy monkeyf**k what you do for a living.

In reality, very few Presidents have been really good speaking "off the cuff" as it were. Reagan was, and Clinton was. Bush the Lesser? No way. Bush the Slightly Smarter? Carter? Ford? Nixon, for God's sake?

Yeah, marc, I'm happy now.

Obama can't go to the bathroom without the teleprompter.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2en4yuu.jpg

No wonder he is fixated with those in the special olympics. They can do so much more than he can on his own.

And when it came to his laughing during 60 minutes, the guy was stoned. Quite the useless fool they elected.

bh - "As if anyone gives a happy monkeyf**k what you do for a living."

You're latching onto the previously noted lie disproves that remark. You were very interested when it suited your desires and as a way to discount or demean what I post.

Obama didn't debate anyone, he memorized some canned answers to known questions. An actual debate is something where the candidates challenge each other. McCain requested this format for some Town Hall debates, but Obimbo ran away, which is the only play he knows. He runs away from responsibility and real solutions.

He doesn't do solutions, he just haphazardly throws the treasure and sweat of others (sans plan) at those problems that interest him. Maybe something good will happen, maybe not, either way in his mind it's not his fault.

If Obama actually answered any of the questions in the debate you might have a point that he spoke okay in them, but since it was widely reported that he went through debate "bootcamp" and practiced answers to all the expected questions, he was hardly speaking "off the cuff."

McCain sucked big time in the debates because he never called Obama on any of the inaccuracies and outright lies he told. His team sent out emails during the debate pointing out all the inaccuracies and contradictions with past statements Obama made, but unfortunately McCain did not point them out during the debate.

Most of all though, McCain destroyed any chance he had at the presidency when he jumped on the bailout bandwagon.

"...when you jumped on the "lawyer marc" meme perpetrated by none other than two of wizbangs all-time asshats peabrain3000 and jp2 but assumed I was in fact a lawyer."-marc

NOBODY "assumes" you're a lawyer. Your SAYING you're a lawyer IS somewhat believable, and your calling names is a trait second only to your playing the caboose throwing off-topic "?"s at whoever you think is still minding the thread.

Your trying to tell me how USMC-JP relations exist on the island of Okinawa was a true Lionel Hutz "what color is my tie" moment for you.

signed BryanD"umbass"

ray - "He doesn't do solutions, he just haphazardly throws the treasure and sweat of others"

That's even more evident in the latest banking idea put out by the tax cheat today.

The entire thing is nothing more than a warmed over Bush/Paulson idea that was soundly boo'd last fall.

Can you say obama = Bush III?

"Most of all though, McCain destroyed any chance he had at the presidency when he jumped on the bailout bandwagon."-lb

Indubitably.

"His team sent out emails during the debate pointing out all the inaccuracies and contradictions with past statements Obama made, but unfortunately McCain did not point them out during the debate."-lb

McCain was running "against type"; away from his own record. Only Obama could have beat Obama in '08 (by committing a homicide, or something.)

bryanD - "NOBODY "assumes" you're a lawyer. Your SAYING you're a lawyer IS somewhat believable, and your calling names is a trait second only to your playing the caboose throwing off-topic "?"s at whoever you think is still minding the thread.

Care to back-up that horseshit with truth?

Quote it and link where I have ever made that assertion. You can believe anything you desire, and mostly it all relates to BS perpetrated by the nutzoids of the soros/dkos/media-matters-kind. (Not to mention the troofers.)

As far as "name calling," you have zero authority in that regard. You can also link and quote any instances of my name calling that AREN'T a direct result of an attack on me or are to someone who only deals in the same behavior from their first appearance here.

'Til then, take a long walk off a short pier.

BTW bryanD - "Your trying to tell me how USMC-JP relations exist on the island of Okinawa was a true Lionel Hutz "what color is my tie" moment for you."

You can quote AND link that also.

Because, after all, Wizbang is all about YOU, marc.
depp=true

Lorie, what you say is true: Bruce is so in love with Barry, he can't get it. Even though GW did say goofy things once in awhile, I appreciated his candor. ww

Bruce

"And before you say, "Yeah, but he's the President," remember all the slack you cut the Previous Occupant when he said boneheaded stuff."

Remember all the slack that the left DIDNT CUT HIM. My my. Seems that you want your cake and eat it too. IN this as with all things.

The left can say anything their little heart desires but they cant take any of their own medicine. What a surprise there.

Tell you what in 4 years when Obama is out of office, if someone says okay can it and move on then I will agree with you.

Gonna be along 4 years for the libs though.

Or should I say 3 years 9.5 months.

Bruce

"Do you mock all the GOP Congressmen running around Twittering all day?
"

Well yeah I do. And anyone else as well.

BTW what about all the hulabuloo about Bush using a hidden earpiece during the debates.

Hell Obama got preprep for the debates (can I prove it, no but hey you guys cant prove 99% of the crap you threw at Bush), especially from the chick who wrote the book on Obama from PBS.

When he did have a question and answer session that was halfway fair what was the answer to the question that has been pretty much a centerpiece of American politics for 30 years?

OH yeah it is above my paygrade.

Bruce

"Candidate Bush who is the leader of Uoofghanistan ?"

vs

"Candidate Obama how do you deal with those nasty evil conservatives saying bad things about you?"

Give me a freaking break.

Bruce:

And apb, talking about character issues or personal opinions about Obama's competence, or lack thereof, are different issues than what the heck is wrong with using a teleprompter.

Here's whats wrong - Obama has sold himself (and continues to try to do so) as a package that doesn't contain what his prose describes. I'll use the terms 'chumps' and 'dupes' again because those that were sold on oratory never looked to see what the package contained.

Pig in a poke. Snake-oil. Trojan horse. His ability to read magically countered his years of voting 'present' in the Illinois senate; his participation in the Annenberg Challenge with noted douchebag Bill Ayres; hangin' with Mr. Wright. His town-hall style meetings were noted comedy gold as he spluttered and sputtered and showed his true form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6avos-ChZfY

Comedy gold!

Obama/teleprompter = Pig/lipstick...

Bruce

Did Obama every get around to visiting the 58th, 59th, and 60th states yet?

Obama without his teleprompter is like John Kerry without Vietnam. Nothing but an empty suit who thinks an awful lot of himself.

Bruce

Dont have the link

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Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go."

*Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, South Dakota audience, Obama exulted: "Thank you Sioux City...I said it wrong. I've been in Iowa for too long. I'm sorry."

"that is above my paygrade"

""In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." The actual death toll: 12.

*Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: "Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?

*Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Alabama, he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement:

"There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born."

Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was "speaking metaphorically about the civil rights movement as a whole."

*Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by honing in on a lack of translators: "We only have a certain number of them and if they are all in Iraq, then it's harder for us to use them in Afghanistan." The real reason it's "harder for us to use them" in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.

*Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste clean-up:

"Here's something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I'm not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don't know exactly what's going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I'll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport."

I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he's voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the "costs, schedules, and technical issues" dealing with the nation's most contaminated nuclear waste site.

*Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama's "Dreams from My Father:"

"Then, there's the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don't exist, say the magazine's own historians."

* And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn't "pose a serious threat to us"-cluelessly arguing that "tiny countries" with small defense budgets can't do us harm- and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, "I've made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave."

Shall I go on?

I gave a presentation in Singapore yesterday. When I rose to speak someone from the audience yelled, "Wow. He's going to work without a teleprompter."

A column appeared in the New Strait Times (local Singapore paper)that sparked some intense conversation. It began as such:

"We're in a once-a-century financial crisis, and yet we've actually descended into politics worse than usual. There don't seem to be any adults at the top -- nobody acting larger than the moment, nobody being impelled by anything deeper than the last news cycle. Instead, Congress is slapping together punitive tax laws overnight like some Banana Republic, our president is getting in trouble cracking jokes on Jay Leno comparing his bowling skills to a Special Olympian, and the opposition party is behaving as if its only priority is to deflate President Obama's popularity."

You thought we were a joke under Bush? In the 60 days (sheesh, it seems like so much longer)since he took office, Obama has demonstrated a total absence of leadership in the free world. The liberals were so concerned that our country was the laughingstock of the world community. Well, listen closely. They're laughing now.

Welcome to George Bush's third term.

Clay, you can add this obama slap in the face of NATO.

Bruce

Did Obama ever get around to visiting the 58th, 59th, 60th states yet?

Yes, Hes currently in the state of denial and just last week He revisited the state of socialism and I think He always is in the state called confusion.

To You Barack My night in shining armor

~Nobody does it better

Makes Me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as You

How'd You learn to be so good~

I wasnt looking for some kinda savior

I tried to hide from Your wiiiiffe

But like heaven above Me

The IRS dont love Me

Keeping all My ammo locked up tight~

And nobody does it better

Makes Me feel sad for the rest~

Nobody does it half as good as You

Baby darliiiiiiiiiiing genius

Your the bessssssssssssssssssstt

Ok Now I think I need My meds changed.

Obama is to America what John Kerry is to a rich widow.

Well, It looks like david letterman has a nice segmant that shows how moronic this whole teleprompter thing is.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/24/teleprompter-vs-no-telepr_n_178474.html

Thanks for the link, Lorie!

Wow, this must really be hurting the Obamists.
They are going to so much trouble to try and cover der Leader's multiple verbal gaffs by attacking the straw man argument "They are criticizing his overuse of the teleprompter, waaaaaaa." How very dishonest of them, including that hack David Letterman.

To help the Obamist morons understand (as if that is what they really wanted), we are criticizing Obama's inability to conduct normal verbal conversations in public venues without saying something harmful, unless he has a teleprompter. It's not that he is overusing it, it's that he can't seem to function as the president when he doesn't have it.

Obama teleprompter: "This is the time when we performed, in the words that were carved into this very chamber: 'something worthy to be remembered'

Bush No Teleprompter: "I mean, th-is-th-is tell people whh-what I say th-things that have passed" At least I think that is what he said :) hard to understand the stuttering buffoon.

Want to hear a stammering buffoon? Watch this:

http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/09/19/what-happened-when-obamas-teleprompter-broke.php

Obama's teleprompter has a speech on TV tonight. I wonder if he will give out autographs.

It is pretty funny to me that in an attempt to defend Obama, who is supposed to be the best orator in the history of the world, they compare him to George Bush, who everyone (including his supporters and Bush himself) readily admit is a poor public speaker. I happen to think that in some settings (like those small ceremonies he used to hold in the White House honoring sports figures and speaking to military audiences) he shines, but in front of a camera he often stank. That is pretty convincing evidence that even his followers know Obama often puts his foot in his mouth without his BFF TOTUS.

Hahahaha, it is very funny watching the Obamists freaking out as their savior urinates in their drinking water. Instead of dealing with the situation, they run off screaming at other people for using toilet paper in the toilet stall.

Someday you Obamists are going to have to deal with the reality of his epic failureness whose name is Barack. Probably a lot sooner than everyone expected. LOL.

is pretty funny to me that in an attempt to defend Obama, who is supposed to be the best orator in the history of the world, they compare him to George Bush, who everyone (including his supporters and Bush himself) readily admit is a poor public speaker

I think we all can agree that Bush was too stupid function without, or even with, a teleprompter. Obama can at least give a rousing speach with one.

Here is another golden oldie:

Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again"

Yeah, GW Bush is so stupid he beat a very popular democratic governor in Texas and went on to win another term. Ran for president twice and won. Yeah! He is stupid. jmc, I really don't think you see how stupid your comments are. It is amazing.

You are a poor public speaker, so that makes you stupid an unable to govern. Wow! At least that explains how Barry got elected from you so called intellectuals. You want him to sound nice. You don't care if he has experience or knows what he is doing. ww

You are a poor public speaker, so that makes you stupid an unable to govern. Wow! At least that explains how Barry got elected from you so called intellectuals. You want him to sound nice. You don't care if he has experience or knows what he is doing.

we are criticizing Obama's inability to conduct normal verbal conversations in public venues without saying something harmful, unless he has a teleprompter. It's not that he is overusing it, it's that he can't seem to function as the president when he doesn't have it.

Hey Ray, It looks like Willie thinks your logic is stupid. Apparently being a poor speaker doesn't make you stupid. So by his rationale if Obama stumbles once in a while without his teleprompter he should still be plenty smart.

Thanks for shooting down your fellow right winger Wilie.

Functioning as president is more than not being stupid. It is much more about leadership, something in which Obama has zero ability or experience. It explains why he can't function as an effective president.

Very funny seeing the Obamist clowns freaking out over Obama's lack of ability.

What the left is witnessing is the ramifications of their actions towards GW for the past 8 years. The left made certain that all decisions have to be perfect. Your speech must be perfect. You lefties set the bar of expectations but you seem unwilling to submit Barry to them. HMM! Puzzling? ww

"Functioning as president is more than not being stupid. It is much more about leadership"

Which is of course why George Bush was such a failure, the country would not follow him after he showed how incompetent he was.

I am getting a real kick out of watching you in your desperation, try to salvage some sort of moral victory while being completly on the losig side, shut out of everything, reduced to complainig about teleprompters.

LOL, more distractions from the reality you do not want to face. Obama is already a failure, and more people continue to realize it every day. Have fun whanking it to past fantasies, the present is in the process of making you rather impotent. What will you do for pleasure then?

Rumor has it Obamas teleprompter is being audited by the IRS.

LOL, more distractions from the reality you do not want to face. Obama is already a failure, and more people continue to realize it every day.

That must exaplin the 65% approval rating :) keep trying to get a moral victory, it's the only kind you guys seem able to get these days.

Whatever, fellas. I'm just pointing out to you how silly and ineffective your "he can't speak without a teleprompter" meme really is.

The public ain't buying it. They like this President, and his style. They don't mind that he uses a teleprompter a lot, or that he pauses and says, "Ummm," when he's not using it.

But hey, go for it. Keep repeating it. Knock yourselves out. It'll probably do you about as much good as sending out tire guages did during the campaign.

And Wee Willie, I keep telling you, you should keep quiet when adults are talking.

You are reading some rather old polls. Then again, you are living in the past.

You are reading some rather old polls. Then again, you are living in the past.

Gallup's most recent :) Keep spinning in your desperation for a moral victory. National health care here we come!!

Funny Stuff!! LOL!

Looks like he is crashing; how long before his admin is burning?

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/obama_approval_index_history

Whatever you do, don't polish the sides of your bubble. You may not like the reality you see outside of it. Just too funny.

Is it true that Obama is listed on his teleprompter's income tax return as a dependant?

#70 ha ha ha good one

These must be such embarrasing times for teleprompting devices everywhere.

Breaking AP Newswire: Obamas teleprompter indicted on tax evasion charges.