25. Posted by
hermie | March 6, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
hermie:
Once reserved for the palates of Hawaiian gourmets, President Obama has created a Spam Czar operating from the Office of Spam Affairs with a budget of 200 billion dollars. The puprose is to ensure that all Americans include Spam in at least one of their daily meals.
President Obama has waived the lobbyist rules and will be appointing former lobbyists from Hormel to head up this new and vital Office.
25. Posted by
hermie | March 6, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
27. Posted by
retired military | March 6, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:
The culinary students who recently visited the White House were suprised when they learned abou their new mandatory college course "Preparing White House Cuisine"
27. Posted by
retired military | March 6, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
President Obama: It's not just universal housing and universal health care that are vital needs in this country! We also must have universal government-provided food so that no one goes hungry! Here is a sample of what all your meals will look like under my new Food to Grow By plan.
34. Posted by
Jeff Medcalf | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
38. Posted by
jennifer | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:
Under the Obama universal heath plan, prescription drugs are affordable. Spam now means "Sick People Are Mended". The toothpicks do add a bit to the overhead, but the Obama administration covers that costs in the spirit of affordability.
38. Posted by
jennifer | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
39. Posted by
retired military | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:
President Obama couldnt understand why the Iranian President got up and left the dinner in the middle of the second course which consisted of Ramien with beanie weenies.
39. Posted by
retired military | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
52. Posted by
Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sturatt:
When Barack Obama told his Wednesday night White House cocktail party h'ordeurve staff they needed to begin "living within their means", this is not what he had in mind.
52. Posted by
Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
72. Posted by
Roy Lofquist | March 6, 2009 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy Lofquist
:
This is a photograph of a typical upper class meal back in the good old days of the 2010's. Although cooking oil was still available, it was used sparingly.
James Lileks
72. Posted by
Roy Lofquist | March 6, 2009 1:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
84. Posted by
cathymv | March 6, 2009 8:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
cathymv:
bam bam
makes us eat
spam spam
workin' for uncle
sam sam
we mutter
damn damn
reduced to eating
spam spam
because of elected
flim flam
keeps taxing the
man man
whose got no more
spam spam
see ya
cathy
84. Posted by
cathymv | March 6, 2009 8:55 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
85. Posted by
tyree | March 6, 2009 9:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
tyree:
Spam was the first meat that my father could get in any quantity he wanted, courtesy of the US Navy. He liked it to his dying day. I have never heard any of the Great Depression generation speak disrespectfully of canned food.
I hope we are not heading for that again, that is change we didn't want.
85. Posted by
tyree | March 6, 2009 9:23 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
87. Posted by
dwalk | March 6, 2009 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
dwalk:
"Who says there isn't any meat in my stimulus package" says Obama.
Biden replies: "How in the hell do you get that spam out of your computer"?
"Just call the web site number, you dumb spamastic", Obama replies in closing.
87. Posted by
dwalk | March 6, 2009 10:12 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
92. Posted by
Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Hugli:
I'd say that investing in Spam stock right now will be a win, win situation, considering that 95% of the people in the United States will probably have only enough money to buy this Mystery Meat product after 4 years of Obama.
92. Posted by
Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
102. Posted by
Maggie Mama | March 7, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
Former Senator Proxmire had his Golden Fleece Award; now conservatives will be issuing their Golden Spam Award, with Chucky "Pork" Schumer as the first recepient.
102. Posted by
Maggie Mama | March 7, 2009 4:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
103. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 7, 2009 8:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:
During the last depression, President Hoover promised "A chicken in every pot". Now, in the face of the current recession, President Obama promises "Canned Spam in every signed bill"!
103. Posted by
RadiCalMan | March 7, 2009 8:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (105)
Here we see the state dinne... (Below threshold)1. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 6, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 33 (37 votes cast)
Here we see the state dinner the Obamas have planned for Gordon Brown and his family.
1. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 6, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 33 (37 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:22
2. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Democrats to Americans: "Let them eat Spam".
2. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:31
3. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Your share of the $10,000,000,000,000 pork
3. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:33
4. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 6, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
America has been forced to downgrade in many areas. Instead of Steak we have SPAM, instead of Bush we have Obama.
4. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 6, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:34
5. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
spam, spam, spam, spam spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, stimulus, and spam
5. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:37
6. Posted by James H | March 6, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trading down.
6. Posted by James H | March 6, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:38
7. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Demint: I don't like spam!
Pelosi: Don't cause a fuss, I'll take your spam, I love it!
7. Posted by tomg51 | March 6, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:40
8. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 6, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wow, it looks like I won. As soon as I posted my caption a big "WINNER!" started flashing on the screen. Thanks Kevin. ;-)
8. Posted by Mac Lorry | March 6, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:41
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
You can put lipstick on a pig... but its better to grind up the lips, snout, ears, feet and anus to make a tasty meal
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:43
10. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Exclusive evidence has surfaced, indicating that all of Pres'ent 'Bamas speeches have been canned. Developing...
10. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:46
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Limbaugh: "Stick a spork in 'im, he's done."
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:51
12. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
"No Thanks. It's Friday... I'll have the Phish instead."
12. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:53
13. Posted by Clay | March 6, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Let them eat Spam.
13. Posted by Clay | March 6, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:54
14. Posted by Bob | March 6, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
No matter how you slice it, it's going to cost you.
14. Posted by Bob | March 6, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:54
15. Posted by Clay | March 6, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Oooops. I didn't see #2.
Never mind
15. Posted by Clay | March 6, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:55
16. Posted by BPG | March 6, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I can't wait to see how you're gonna cram that into my inbox...
16. Posted by BPG | March 6, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 07:58
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
What does spam and Obama's stimulus bill have in common?
Reading what is it actually contains is enough to make you sick to your stomach.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:04
18. Posted by Rodney | March 6, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Wow, real Asian cuisine. I had this stuff at fancy eating joint in Japan. We get it now in the US. The economy must be good.
18. Posted by Rodney | March 6, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:05
19. Posted by Jason Whitley | March 6, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Red Meat for Commrades...
19. Posted by Jason Whitley | March 6, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:06
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: -1 (13 votes cast)
What does spam and anal sex have in common?
If you didn't like it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult.
I know.....that's bad. But hey, we are all getting it now whether we like it or not.
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: -1 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:09
21. Posted by Dos | March 6, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The headline: Hormel Foods launched a new ad campaign, Spam is Your Patriotic Duty
"Spam - Yes we can help put nutrituous food on your table while you are paying for your neighbor's morgage. Do your part and help America today!"
21. Posted by Dos | March 6, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:10
22. Posted by jim2 | March 6, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
This is not the filet mignon I thought I knew.
22. Posted by jim2 | March 6, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:23
23. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
What does Spam and Obama's new administration have in common?
Both are served up as a delightful new and improved recipe, but when all is said and done, they both go down like a shit sandwich.
23. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 6, 2009 8:24 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:24
24. Posted by Tango | March 6, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Spam, the new white-ish meat.
24. Posted by Tango | March 6, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:29
25. Posted by hermie | March 6, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Once reserved for the palates of Hawaiian gourmets, President Obama has created a Spam Czar operating from the Office of Spam Affairs with a budget of 200 billion dollars. The puprose is to ensure that all Americans include Spam in at least one of their daily meals.
President Obama has waived the lobbyist rules and will be appointing former lobbyists from Hormel to head up this new and vital Office.
25. Posted by hermie | March 6, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:35
26. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Here we see the state dinner the Obamas have planned for the King of Saudi Arabia."
26. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:38
27. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The culinary students who recently visited the White House were suprised when they learned abou their new mandatory college course "Preparing White House Cuisine"
27. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:40
28. Posted by Jim C | March 6, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Welcome to the White House Prime Minister Brown. Hors d'Oeurve?
28. Posted by Jim C | March 6, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:44
29. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The menu for the next White House super bowl party has been decided upon.
29. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:50
30. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
President Obama's Surgeon General promotes the latest health food approved for distribution along with the govt milk and cheese program.
30. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:54
31. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 6, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"so much focuses on those little, tiny - yes - porky amendments: the American people really don't care."
31. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 6, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:55
32. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama ".. and I promise a can of spam in every pot."
32. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:56
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 6, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Wagyu for The One. Spam for the People.
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 6, 2009 8:57 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 08:57
34. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama: It's not just universal housing and universal health care that are vital needs in this country! We also must have universal government-provided food so that no one goes hungry! Here is a sample of what all your meals will look like under my new Food to Grow By plan.
34. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:04
35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
It's not technically pork.
35. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:04
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
What Eight Hundred Billion Dollars buys these days ...
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 6, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:04
37. Posted by epador | March 6, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
#5
Lets sing another chorus:
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Stimulus, Spam
Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam
But I don't WANT any stimulus!
37. Posted by epador | March 6, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:09
38. Posted by jennifer | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Under the Obama universal heath plan, prescription drugs are affordable. Spam now means "Sick People Are Mended". The toothpicks do add a bit to the overhead, but the Obama administration covers that costs in the spirit of affordability.
38. Posted by jennifer | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:10
39. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama couldnt understand why the Iranian President got up and left the dinner in the middle of the second course which consisted of Ramien with beanie weenies.
39. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:10
40. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
It's bipartisanship. In a can.
40. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:12
41. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The dems voted for Wagyu Kobe Steak, but what they elected was spam lite.
41. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:20
42. Posted by OregonMuse | March 6, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The Obamas' gift to the Prime Minister Brown was not well received.
42. Posted by OregonMuse | March 6, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:23
43. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As far as the new administration is concerned I only wanna see the ass canned.
43. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:26
44. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Well as long as I can get it with arugula."
44. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:28
45. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama presents a new American product
"Waygu beef in a can"
45. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:29
46. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why America is going broke - Obama paid $100 a can for this Waygu beef.
46. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:29
47. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
As Senator Specter read the note attached to the gift basket it became clear that the democrats had deceived him.
"Thanks for your stimulus vote don't spend it all in one place LOL - Reid."
47. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:31
48. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama "My Waygu beef just didnt taste right and our scientists have determined that this is empirical proof of global warming"
48. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:31
49. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama lied
Waygu died.
49. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 9:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:51
50. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 6, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
A few years from now we'll all be fondly remembering the good old days when we could afford to put a little spam on our catsup sandwiches.
50. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 6, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 09:52
51. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 6, 2009 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now we know what Michelle Obama was really serving up at that Soup Kitchen.
51. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 6, 2009 10:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:08
52. Posted by Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When Barack Obama told his Wednesday night White House cocktail party h'ordeurve staff they needed to begin "living within their means", this is not what he had in mind.
52. Posted by Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:10
53. Posted by Janice | March 6, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spam, it's what's for dinner.
53. Posted by Janice | March 6, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:23
54. Posted by Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Socialist
Presidents
Are
Morons
54. Posted by Sturatt | March 6, 2009 10:35 AM |
Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:35
55. Posted by gregory | March 6, 2009 10:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spam the new caviar
55. Posted by gregory | March 6, 2009 10:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:38
56. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excellent one Sturatt
56. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2009 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:40
57. Posted by IowaRight | March 6, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama is like Spam - All marketing and packaging, but once you find out what's really inside, there's no way you would go for it....
57. Posted by IowaRight | March 6, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:50
58. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see the red meat that the democrats promised the American people.
58. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 10:55
59. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's teleprompter went on the Fritz during his speech on the Middle East and journalist were confused when he mispronounced Iran.
59. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 11:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:00
60. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 11:01 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama ".. and if it is good enough for my aunt who is on welfare living in the country illegally then it should be good enough for you.
60. Posted by retired military | March 6, 2009 11:01 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:01
61. Posted by Jeff | March 6, 2009 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Includes everything from the snooter to pooter
61. Posted by Jeff | March 6, 2009 11:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:01
62. Posted by IowaRight | March 6, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spam Ingredients: Pork snout, pork feet, and other pork head meat.
Obama Ingredients: Marx, Lenin, Mao, Malcolm X, Jimmy Carter, and one empty suit.
I'll have the Spam please....
62. Posted by IowaRight | March 6, 2009 11:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:20
63. Posted by lisapope | March 6, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The Kennedy's have Camelot...
The Obama's have Spamelot...
63. Posted by lisapope | March 6, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:28
64. Posted by Justrand
| March 6, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
With no one sure what's in it anyway, Congress rolled out the new metaphor for its "Pork-free spending bill"
64. Posted by Justrand
| March 6, 2009 11:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:47
65. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spam for thee, but not for me.
65. Posted by Al Pennam | March 6, 2009 11:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 11:58
66. Posted by MC | March 6, 2009 12:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stimulous
Package
Authorized
Meat
66. Posted by MC | March 6, 2009 12:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 12:16
67. Posted by Faith+1 | March 6, 2009 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PETA reveals the eventual result from the hunting of the elusive and rare Spamolope.
67. Posted by Faith+1 | March 6, 2009 12:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 12:18
68. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 6, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mr. Vice President we're concerned about the amount of SPAM you've been receiving.
Mr. Biden: "Why...I don't think I eat that much, honestly once or twice a week, tops."
No sir.. Im meant junk e-mail.
Mr. Biden: "Oh gosh, oh golly.... what's the number of our website?"
68. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 6, 2009 12:37 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 12:37
69. Posted by 914 | March 6, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stimulus 101
69. Posted by 914 | March 6, 2009 12:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 12:41
70. Posted by 914 | March 6, 2009 12:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What the democrats are cramming down Americas throat.
70. Posted by 914 | March 6, 2009 12:57 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 12:57
71. Posted by La Mano | March 6, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So this is what the taxpayers get from those earmarks.
71. Posted by La Mano | March 6, 2009 1:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 13:10
72. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| March 6, 2009 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is a photograph of a typical upper class meal back in the good old days of the 2010's. Although cooking oil was still available, it was used sparingly.
James Lileks
72. Posted by Roy Lofquist
| March 6, 2009 1:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 13:26
73. Posted by Tom | March 6, 2009 2:47 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Put some lipstick on it and we'll sell it as "ham."
73. Posted by Tom | March 6, 2009 2:47 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 14:47
74. Posted by Stat Man Steve | March 6, 2009 3:27 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey, I think we found Jimmy Hoffa!
74. Posted by Stat Man Steve | March 6, 2009 3:27 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 15:27
75. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 6, 2009 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obambi: MEchell will have the Spam Lite; the Hi-Test is not good for her hips
75. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 6, 2009 3:54 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 15:54
76. Posted by Faith+1 | March 6, 2009 4:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spamvertising
76. Posted by Faith+1 | March 6, 2009 4:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 16:02
77. Posted by Trump | March 6, 2009 6:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Once Obama is finished with us, this is all we'll be able to afford for dinner
77. Posted by Trump | March 6, 2009 6:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 18:31
78. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spam, a lot like the "Stimulus"; you have no idea what's in it, but its the only thing we will be able to afford.
78. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 7:58 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 19:58
79. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 8:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Republican Party's answer to Conservatives request for "meat".
79. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 8:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 20:07
80. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spam: \ˈspam\ noun.
1. not really meat; 2. not really not meat
80. Posted by Spike | March 6, 2009 8:11 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 20:11
81. Posted by Gmac | March 6, 2009 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spam, because soon its all you'll be able to afford to eat.
81. Posted by Gmac | March 6, 2009 8:24 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 20:24
82. Posted by twolaneflash | March 6, 2009 8:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wrong! Do it again! If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
pink floyd
82. Posted by twolaneflash | March 6, 2009 8:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 20:27
83. Posted by twolaneflash | March 6, 2009 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry
People
America
Mort
83. Posted by twolaneflash | March 6, 2009 8:31 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 20:31
84. Posted by cathymv | March 6, 2009 8:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
bam bam
makes us eat
spam spam
workin' for uncle
sam sam
we mutter
damn damn
reduced to eating
spam spam
because of elected
flim flam
keeps taxing the
man man
whose got no more
spam spam
see ya
cathy
84. Posted by cathymv | March 6, 2009 8:55 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 20:55
85. Posted by tyree | March 6, 2009 9:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spam was the first meat that my father could get in any quantity he wanted, courtesy of the US Navy. He liked it to his dying day. I have never heard any of the Great Depression generation speak disrespectfully of canned food.
I hope we are not heading for that again, that is change we didn't want.
85. Posted by tyree | March 6, 2009 9:23 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 21:23
86. Posted by Stat Man Steve | March 6, 2009 9:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Soylent Pink is made of Piggies!!!
86. Posted by Stat Man Steve | March 6, 2009 9:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 21:39
87. Posted by dwalk | March 6, 2009 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Who says there isn't any meat in my stimulus package" says Obama.
Biden replies: "How in the hell do you get that spam out of your computer"?
"Just call the web site number, you dumb spamastic", Obama replies in closing.
87. Posted by dwalk | March 6, 2009 10:12 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 22:12
88. Posted by barbara | March 6, 2009 11:34 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Moose is starting to sound good!
88. Posted by barbara | March 6, 2009 11:34 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 23:34
89. Posted by barbara | March 6, 2009 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Most of us were expecting a piece of pie!
89. Posted by barbara | March 6, 2009 11:41 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2009 23:41
90. Posted by Bernie | March 6, 2009 11:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
People's portion of princess Pelosi's perilous pork plan.
90. Posted by Bernie | March 6, 2009 11:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2009 23:53
91. Posted by LaMedusa | March 7, 2009 12:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where "Babe" and social security go to die.
91. Posted by LaMedusa | March 7, 2009 12:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 00:53
92. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd say that investing in Spam stock right now will be a win, win situation, considering that 95% of the people in the United States will probably have only enough money to buy this Mystery Meat product after 4 years of Obama.
92. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:53 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 01:53
93. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you thought that things couldn't get any worse? Think again. More fricken' pork!!!!
93. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:54 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 01:54
94. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obama Administration's new version of The Can Spam Act
94. Posted by Steve Hugli | March 7, 2009 1:59 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 01:59
95. Posted by jim2 | March 7, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yes we can!
95. Posted by jim2 | March 7, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 07:39
96. Posted by jim2 | March 7, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Palin offered moose.
96. Posted by jim2 | March 7, 2009 7:41 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 07:41
97. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 7, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "And here is the poi, son?"
97. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 7, 2009 9:08 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 09:08
98. Posted by rodney dill | March 7, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Gordon Brown's response: "Well when 'Bama comes to Great Britain, he'll get Spotted Dick... and like it."
98. Posted by rodney dill | March 7, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 09:14
99. Posted by heptacableguy | March 7, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wagyu dog....mmmm good!
99. Posted by heptacableguy | March 7, 2009 9:20 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 09:20
100. Posted by Nylda | March 7, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The question is not what's in SPAM. The question is how much SPAM will be in you once we start paying for the stimulus package.
100. Posted by Nylda | March 7, 2009 11:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 11:39
101. Posted by SPURWING PLOVER | March 7, 2009 3:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SPAM ITS WHATS FOR BREAKFAST,LUNCH AND DINNER UNDER EMPORER OBAMA
101. Posted by SPURWING PLOVER | March 7, 2009 3:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 15:01
102. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 7, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Former Senator Proxmire had his Golden Fleece Award; now conservatives will be issuing their Golden Spam Award, with Chucky "Pork" Schumer as the first recepient.
102. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 7, 2009 4:39 PM |
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Posted on March 7, 2009 16:39
103. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 7, 2009 8:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
During the last depression, President Hoover promised "A chicken in every pot". Now, in the face of the current recession, President Obama promises "Canned Spam in every signed bill"!
103. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 7, 2009 8:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 20:47
104. Posted by Jer | March 7, 2009 9:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spam: It's now the new steak!
104. Posted by Jer | March 7, 2009 9:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 7, 2009 21:13
105. Posted by Kevin | March 9, 2009 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
105. Posted by Kevin | March 9, 2009 1:17 AM |
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Posted on March 9, 2009 01:17