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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 27, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Employees of the Rocky Mountain News react during the announcement that the newspaper will close in this photo provided to Reuters by the Rocky Mountain News February 26, 2009. Media conglomerate EW Scripps Co will shut down the Pulitzer Prize-winning Rocky Mountain News after failing to lure qualified buyers, as the industry endures a painful and prolonged economic downturn. The 150-year-old Denver newspaper will run its final edition on Friday but employees will remain on the Scripps payroll through April 28. REUTERS/Joe Mahoney/Rocky Mountain News/Handout


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (80)

Today those many layers of ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Eric | February 27, 2009 7:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Eric:

Today those many layers of fact checking are not as warm as a good pair of pajamas.

1. Posted by Eric | February 27, 2009 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:14

Another Obama supporter sud... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | February 27, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Another Obama supporter suddenly realizes she's voted in the Liberal Dan Quayle.

2. Posted by rodney dill | February 27, 2009 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:17

"I feel so betrayed. I thou... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by vader06 | February 27, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
vader06:

"I feel so betrayed. I thought I would never have to work again, my taxes would go down and Obama was going to pay my mortgage..."

3. Posted by vader06 | February 27, 2009 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:17

Now who will provide the le... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Now who will provide the leftist propaganda to Coloradoans hungry for guidance in these times of trouble?

4. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:31

We got the change, but they... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

We got the change, but they forgot the hope part...

5. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:32

Why didn't I learn communit... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Why didn't I learn community organizing in school, instead of journalism?

6. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:33

Hey gang, don't look so blu... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey gang, don't look so blue. ACORN's hiring!

7. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 07:34

"WTF is she crying about? ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by John | February 27, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
John:

"WTF is she crying about? We're all screwed!"

8. Posted by John | February 27, 2009 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:00

And Helen Thomas still has ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by J-Ho | February 27, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
J-Ho:

And Helen Thomas still has a job???

9. Posted by J-Ho | February 27, 2009 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:02

The Old Grey Lady Ain't Wha... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by SideShowJane | February 27, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

The Old Grey Lady Ain't What She Used To Be...

10. Posted by SideShowJane | February 27, 2009 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:06

Where will I find another j... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Steve | February 27, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Steve:

Where will I find another job where I get paid to have a tingle up my leg?

11. Posted by Steve | February 27, 2009 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:12

All the lies I told about B... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

All the lies I told about Bush and the other Republicans...In the end, what did it get ME?

12. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:12

Oh my God, how can I justif... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Tango | February 27, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Tango:

Oh my God, how can I justify my carpal tunnel disability now?

13. Posted by Tango | February 27, 2009 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:13

But how will people get the... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 27, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

But how will people get their daily Doonesbury fix? Won't somebody please think of the children?!?

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 27, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:17

Joe Biden's daughter hides ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by WildWillie | February 27, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Joe Biden's daughter hides her head in shame when Biden again tells the crowd he is the smartest man in the room. ww

15. Posted by WildWillie | February 27, 2009 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:23

Oh no! He did not just say ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 27, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Oh no! He did not just say that the US invented the automobile. Well, at least he didn't use that stupid 'Don't mess with Joe.' line...Oh c--p!

16. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 27, 2009 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:28

The sudden realization that... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Gmac | February 27, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Gmac:

The sudden realization that Obama's give away spending also meant take away taxation hit like a mack truck.

17. Posted by Gmac | February 27, 2009 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:29

"How can this be?" she sobb... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by jim2 | February 27, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
jim2:

"How can this be?" she sobbed. "Our narrative was correct!"

18. Posted by jim2 | February 27, 2009 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:34

"If he would just shut up, ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by JLawson | February 27, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
JLawson:

"If he would just shut up, maybe the Dow would recover!"

19. Posted by JLawson | February 27, 2009 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:35

"He told me to pull his fin... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:41 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"He told me to pull his finger..."

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:41

"Rocky Mountain Byeeeeeeeee... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Rocky Mountain Byeeeeeeeee..."

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:42

At this mornings Daily Kos ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

At this mornings Daily Kos staff meeting, the presidents declining poll numbers were announced.

22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:43

Guy in glasses:" I... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Guy in glasses:

" I need to get her in the supply room one last time."

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:45

" Dang, I knew we made thin... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

" Dang, I knew we made things up but I never dreamed it would get this bad."

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:48

Somehow Jason didn't this w... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Somehow Jason didn't this was the time for his swallow-tailed flycatcher imitation.

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:51

(correction)... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

(correction)


Somehow Jason didn't think this was the time for his swallow-tailed flycatcher imitation.

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 27, 2009 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:55

I was HOPING that Obama cou... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

I was HOPING that Obama could CHANGE our financial situation. Little did I know that he would.

27. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:56

The news staff of the NY Ti... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The news staff of the NY Times are informed that if they lose their jobs then they will in fact be able to put "FICTION WRITER" on their resume.

28. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 08:57

Reporters liedNewspa... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
retired military:

Reporters lied
Newspapers died

29. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 25 (25 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:02

Man's thought bubble.... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Man's thought bubble.

"Now I know why they changed the elevator music to "Another one bites the dust" by Queen"

30. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:03

Woman thought bubble<... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Woman thought bubble

"But in journalism school, they said that if we were good to the democrats we would have jobs forever"

31. Posted by retired military | February 27, 2009 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:04

Rocky Mountain News employe... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 27, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Rocky Mountain News employees listen to Obama's plan to save newspapers ... by taxing the hell out of employers, building fifty more Planned Parenthood offices in Colorado, and creating the Office of Print Regulation.

32. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 27, 2009 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:04

How will I pay for my arugu... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Mark L | February 27, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Mark L:

How will I pay for my arugula now?

33. Posted by Mark L | February 27, 2009 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:09

"Rocky Mountain By In Color... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by radio free fred | February 27, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Rocky Mountain By In Colorado."

34. Posted by radio free fred | February 27, 2009 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:20

An Obamatron is upset to fi... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 27, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

An Obamatron is upset to find out that Obie has decided to to with a pedigree dog from a breeder, instead of a "mut from the pound".

35. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 27, 2009 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:20

And we don't need th... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 27, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:


And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cuz the storie's sad, uh huh
Rocky Moutain Way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey, hey

36. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 27, 2009 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:22

I guess I can always turn t... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

I guess I can always turn to prostitution. Pay's about the same, but at least I'll feel better about myself.

37. Posted by fustian | February 27, 2009 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:33

Rocky Mountain High ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Dodo David | February 27, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Rocky Mountain High turns into Rocky Mountain Bye

38. Posted by Dodo David | February 27, 2009 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:34

Rocky Mountain Blues.... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Rocky Mountain Blues.

39. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:45

Got Hope?... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by JB | February 27, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
JB:

Got Hope?

40. Posted by JB | February 27, 2009 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:52

Woman covering her face:<br... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Dodo David | February 27, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Woman covering her face:
"Why is that man taking our photo during our time of suffering?
What kind of insensitive person would do such a thing?"

Man with beard and glasses: "The man's a journalist."

Woman covering her face: "Oh, that explains it."

41. Posted by Dodo David | February 27, 2009 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (17 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 09:53

While they still can't begi... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 27, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

While they still can't begin to fathom the underlying cause and effect, a few more far leftists begin to experience the effects of their attempts to destroy capitolism.

42. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 27, 2009 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 10:28

With the loss of the Rocky ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff | February 27, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jeff:

With the loss of the Rocky Mountain News, the homeless of Boulder struggle to find a new source of sidewalk linen.

43. Posted by Jeff | February 27, 2009 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 10:50

What will I do? I'm not qu... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | February 27, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

What will I do? I'm not qualified to do anything else other than misstate the facts and disguise my opinion as objective reporting.

44. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | February 27, 2009 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 10:51

Don't feel bad. You weren'... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by JB | February 27, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JB:

Don't feel bad. You weren't the only dupe fooled by this con man.

45. Posted by JB | February 27, 2009 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 10:52

Students listening to news ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by David | February 27, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
David:

Students listening to news bulletin:

"Al Gore has just confessed to fabricating the global warming scam."

46. Posted by David | February 27, 2009 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 10:56

Woman crying and thinking..... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jewels | February 27, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jewels:

Woman crying and thinking..."This is such a sad day for America...The One really is just another human being and not the Messiah we all thought would come and save us!"

47. Posted by Jewels | February 27, 2009 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:04

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changesT... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by WindowDressing | February 27, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the Strain
Ch-ch-changes
Don't want to be a richer man...

48. Posted by WindowDressing | February 27, 2009 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:11

Reporter questioning VP Bid... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by GarandFan | February 27, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Reporter questioning VP Biden suddenly realizes his fly is open.

49. Posted by GarandFan | February 27, 2009 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:15

Don't look at our savior di... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Jonnybconservative | February 27, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jonnybconservative:

Don't look at our savior directly. If you do you will loose your mind from his beauty and greatness! Oh nooo!

50. Posted by Jonnybconservative | February 27, 2009 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:19

I never thought "change" me... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Brad | February 27, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brad:

I never thought "change" meant I'd be holding a cup outside the subway entrance.

51. Posted by Brad | February 27, 2009 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:20

The news of the demise of S... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | February 27, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Colorado Right Author Profile Page:

The news of the demise of Socks the Cat hit the staff hard.

52. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | February 27, 2009 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:28

Guy: Mmm, getting paid fro... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by SpeedPump | February 27, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SpeedPump:

Guy: Mmm, getting paid from now to April - I could carve some serious powder in a month

Gal: Damn, I wonder if I cut the tag off that Prada dress I just bought

53. Posted by SpeedPump | February 27, 2009 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:29

Justice69 cries over the lo... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by 914 | February 27, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
914:

Justice69 cries over the loss of a job He never had.LOL!

54. Posted by 914 | February 27, 2009 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 11:54

An unidentified journalist ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Swanny | February 27, 2009 12:25 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Swanny:

An unidentified journalist reacts to being admonished by Information Minister Robert Gibbs for asking an unapproved question. Since it was a first offense, she will only lose her press credentials for a month while she is re-educated at the Alinksy Center.

55. Posted by Swanny | February 27, 2009 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 12:25

The media is first in line ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by hpb | February 27, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
hpb:

The media is first in line to reap the benefits for their part in the election of Obama.

How soon will we all be joining these joyous comrades in the New Age of Plenty™?

56. Posted by hpb | February 27, 2009 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 12:54

"...but is he sponge worthy... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by rodney dill | February 27, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...but is he sponge worthy?"

57. Posted by rodney dill | February 27, 2009 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 13:10

Shut up you Twit - we alway... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by JAT | February 27, 2009 1:15 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
JAT:

Shut up you Twit - we always have Scientology to lift our spirits!

58. Posted by JAT | February 27, 2009 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 13:15

Feeling all hopey changey y... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 27, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CharlieDontSurf:

Feeling all hopey changey yet?

59. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 27, 2009 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 15:43

Hope floats? Nope.... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Syllabucks | February 27, 2009 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Syllabucks:

Hope floats? Nope.

60. Posted by Syllabucks | February 27, 2009 4:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 16:29

Why didn't I think to get a... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Master Shake | February 27, 2009 5:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Why didn't I think to get a back-up Teleprompter for his speech? WHY????????

61. Posted by Master Shake | February 27, 2009 5:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 17:09

I'll look down, close my ey... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by OutlawJoeC | February 27, 2009 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OutlawJoeC:

I'll look down, close my eyes and click my ruby slippers together and wake up on Fantasy Island!

62. Posted by OutlawJoeC | February 27, 2009 5:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 17:57

Did he just ask for the num... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Did he just ask for the number of the website?! OMG.

63. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 18:02

You mean even after bending... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

You mean even after bending over for the Barack Express, we are still getting laid off? I sold out my journalistic ethics for nothing?!

64. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 18:03

I better hold onto my face,... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

I better hold onto my face, just in case that chimp is still on the loose.

65. Posted by Korla Pundit | February 27, 2009 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 18:05

Reporters learn that like t... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Dan Melson | February 27, 2009 6:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dan Melson:

Reporters learn that like the Iran in 1978, Germany in 1933, and the Communists everywhere, the first thing the new rulers did was eliminate their supporters.

66. Posted by Dan Melson | February 27, 2009 6:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 18:39

"Yes, ma'am. I'd like to p... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 6:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

"Yes, ma'am. I'd like to place an 'Unwanted Ad' under 'Garbage Sales'".

67. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 18:55

Eight years earlier: "I wan... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Eight years earlier: "I want to be a journalist because I want to make a difference in the world."

68. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 19:01

"Will write liberal bilge f... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Will write liberal bilge for food."

69. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 19:03

I guess the fat gray lady s... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

I guess the fat gray lady sang.

70. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 19:08

You should be happy. We're... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

You should be happy. We're one step closer to the "greening" of America.

71. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 7:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 19:10

Susan was chosen to play th... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 27, 2009 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Susan was chosen to play the role of Lady Liberty in the age of Obama.

72. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 27, 2009 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 20:10

"Rocky Mountain oysters" ar... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by proof | February 27, 2009 10:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
proof:

"Rocky Mountain oysters" are what?????

73. Posted by proof | February 27, 2009 10:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 22:02

"Courage."- Dan Ra... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Courage."

- Dan Rather

74. Posted by Spike | February 27, 2009 10:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 22:37

Change has come! All hail ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by ) | February 27, 2009 11:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
):

Change has come! All hail The Obama!!

75. Posted by ) | February 27, 2009 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2009 23:17

"...and I'm wearing my last... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Leo | March 1, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Leo:

"...and I'm wearing my last Depends!"

76. Posted by Leo | March 1, 2009 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 1, 2009 11:29

Guy with the watch thought ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 1, 2009 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Guy with the watch thought bubble:

"If she keeps blubbering, I'll be able to get my resume on the fax to Pravda before her."

77. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 1, 2009 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on March 1, 2009 12:05

Woman In Middle - "All of m... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Hodink | March 1, 2009 10:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hodink:

Woman In Middle - "All of my twitter followers got link showing a picture of me and Larry Craig."
Man Left Of her - "In a restroom?"
Woman In Middle - "Yes."
Man Right Of Her - "Whoa baby. You're in the crapper."

78. Posted by Hodink | March 1, 2009 10:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 1, 2009 22:55

"I just want to stand up an... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 1, 2009 11:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"I just want to stand up and shout "SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY!"

79. Posted by Rachel Edith | March 1, 2009 11:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on March 1, 2009 23:05

Update: <... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Kevin | March 2, 2009 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

80. Posted by Kevin | March 2, 2009 1:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2009 01:44




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