I hope they got to do the chair dance or horah as its known. From Reuters-
An Israeli girl has become a divorcee at the age of 14.Funny I thought a marriage was consummated when the bride and groom....Never mind I'm Catholic but I've been in attendance at one jewish wedding in my life.It all began as a lark, in a schoolyard where a 17-year-old boy recently declared the girl his wife, reciting a Jewish ritual vow in front of witnesses, and she accepted his ring.
That, and what a spokeswoman for Israel's Rabbinical Courts said was the consummation of their marriage, was enough to make them man and wife in the Jewish state.



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Divorced? What kind of exa... (Below threshold)1. Posted by James H | February 27, 2009 2:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Divorced? What kind of example are they setting for the younger generation?
1. Posted by James H | February 27, 2009 2:18 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:18
2. Posted by GarandFan | February 27, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Was there a pre-nup? Who gets the bike?
2. Posted by GarandFan | February 27, 2009 2:32 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:32
3. Posted by mantis | February 27, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
They are probably referring to yichud, when the couple retreats to privacy immediately after the ceremony. Traditionally this would mark the first time the couple has ever been together in seclusion (yichud rules are still followed in orthodox communities). It's not so much that they consummate the marriage, but that they have the (mostly symbolic) opportunity to do so.
3. Posted by mantis | February 27, 2009 2:37 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:37
4. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 2:39 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
No, I think they consummate marriage the same way Catholics do, Bill. While vague, the text leads me to believe that the girl would have been inspected by a rabbi or perhaps a nurse; been discovered not to be a virgin; and thus would the marriage be valid.
14 years of age. Yuck city.
4. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 2:39 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:39
5. Posted by epador | February 27, 2009 2:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nope, I never had sex with a 14 year old (after I was 14, at least). Must have been a pretty desperate 17 year old (then again most of them are).
5. Posted by epador | February 27, 2009 2:42 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:42
6. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 2:43 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Cross-posted with mantis, obviously...
...and quite happy to have been wrong in this regard.
Orthodox Jews are hilarious. My friend walks across the hall to his neighbours' apartment to turn on a light or coffee maker for them on Saturdays. Cool wigs.
6. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 2:43 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:43
7. Posted by Justice69 | February 27, 2009 2:47 PM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
And you let them run the banks!
And your party... LOL!
7. Posted by Justice69 | February 27, 2009 2:47 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 14:47
8. Posted by Falze | February 27, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Anti-indian-americans...anti-semitic...you going for some sort of record here, hypertroll?
8. Posted by Falze | February 27, 2009 4:39 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 16:39
9. Posted by Matt | February 27, 2009 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Were they cousins?
9. Posted by Matt | February 27, 2009 4:45 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 16:45
10. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 4:58 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Falze, is it racist to muse about harmless religious superstitions that other people have? And they do rock super-cool wigs. If you have ever spent any time in an Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood--and I will assume that you haven't--you would notice that there are a wildly disproportionate number of wig shops.
But I guess that would be racist, just like it's racist to say that Bobby Jindal sucks at delivering televised speeches.
10. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 4:58 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 16:58
11. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 5:00 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
By the way, somebody should ban whoever Justice69 is. Impersonating Justice58 is obnoxious enough without implying that she is an anti-semite.
11. Posted by hyperbolist | February 27, 2009 5:00 PM |
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Posted on February 27, 2009 17:00
12. Posted by Chad | February 28, 2009 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe Justice69 is the same old Justice58, trying to stay ahead of the next ban.
12. Posted by Chad | February 28, 2009 5:32 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2009 17:32