3. Posted by
retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miiitary:
This stool shows the typical democract solution to govt programs. The longest leg by far is tax increases and yet everyone wonders why it keeps falling over.
3. Posted by
retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
11. Posted by
iwogisdead | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iwogisdead:
Governor Schwarzenegger explains that, until California receives its allocation from the Federal Stimulus Bill to upgrade to fancy bar and bubble graphs, it will be necessary to use a less expensive picture of a stool to inform the public about the state budget.
11. Posted by
iwogisdead | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
25. Posted by
Jeff | February 20, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Jeff:
After 40 years in the United States, Arnold Schwarzenegger still struggles with english and clearly misunderstood his aides when they told him he need to provide a stool sample.
25. Posted by
Jeff | February 20, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Flying by the seat of his pants, Schwarzenegger explains that this "stool" is Cali-fornia's only salvation. Jobs in toilet paper production are expected to rise.
26. Posted by
Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After 40 years in the United States, Arnold Schwarzenegger still struggles with english and clearly misunderstood his aides when they told him he needed to provide a stool sample.
Damnit Jeff, you nailed it! Good one!
29. Posted by
Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
30. Posted by
Mark L | February 20, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mark L:
The problem with California illustrated -- the Governor compares the new budget to a stool sample, the PowerPoint presentation show a picture of the wrong type of stool.
30. Posted by
Mark L | February 20, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
32. Posted by
Dodo David | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Dodo David:
"This is California's stool sample. No matter how much it stinks, it still doesn't stink as much as the stool sample that President Obama signed into law."
32. Posted by
Dodo David | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Schwarzenegger explains that this "stool sample" was provided by Nancy Pelosi upon her return from the Pope's recommendation that her "depends" are not cutting it.
34. Posted by
Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am here today to announce that we have found a solution to the budget crisis: the state will go into the furniture business. We plan to start small, and tax all of our competitors into bankruptcy.
36. Posted by
Jeff Medcalf | February 20, 2009 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The three chief legs of my fiscal plan are controlled spending, increased revenue, detailed planning... and responsible oversight... The four chief legs my fiscal plan are...."
50. Posted by
rodney dill | February 20, 2009 12:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
53. Posted by
jbw | February 20, 2009 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:
"You see revenue creates taxes, and we need more spending for more taxes...oh why listen to me I thought 'Junior' and "Jingle all the Way' were good movies."
53. Posted by
jbw | February 20, 2009 12:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
85. Posted by
Hodink | February 22, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:
"In the back over there I see the womanizer nee murderer Gary Condit. Please focus your full attention on him since I have nothing good or substantive to say here about this."
85. Posted by
Hodink | February 22, 2009 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
86. Posted by
Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 22, 2009 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:
With apologies to Steely Dan (My Old School):
Kah-lee-forn-yia tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go
Back to Arnold-dale
Tried to warn you
About RINO's and Step-Daddy K.
But I can't seem to get to you
Through the U.S. Mail
Well I hear the whistle but I won't go
I'm gonna let them in from Mexico
They said oh no
Sacramento won't do
Well I did not think they
Could be so cruel
And I'm never going back
To My Old Press Pool
86. Posted by
Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 22, 2009 4:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (87)
Believe me now or pay me la... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | February 20, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Believe me now or pay me latah, but we must learn to cut the fat. This still will work just as well with three legs as foah.
1. Posted by Timmer | February 20, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 07:45
2. Posted by JAT | February 20, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ka le for ne a - I'm the Terminator and I can tax you to death!
2. Posted by JAT | February 20, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 07:45
3. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This stool shows the typical democract solution to govt programs. The longest leg by far is tax increases and yet everyone wonders why it keeps falling over.
3. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 07:53
4. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Arnold - "Trying to balance on a one legged stool would a more accurately representation of California's current financial position"
4. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 07:57
5. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Arnold "... and if all you girlymen would do exercises with stools like this then we can cut our medical expenses by 50%"
5. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:00
6. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
".. And I made the legislators sit in a corner on this stool wearing a dunce cap until they came up with something that made sense."
6. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:01
7. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold "In order to cut costs this picture shows the new chairs that the state will be buying for all govt offices."
7. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:06
8. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
My name is Ahnold, and I'm a RINO...
8. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:11
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 20, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dis stool graph shows da Ka-le-for-ne-a budget so simple even da chimps in Washington sees it.
9. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 20, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:15
10. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I've terminated the state of Kaleefornia...and you von't be baaack.
10. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:16
11. Posted by iwogisdead | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Governor Schwarzenegger explains that, until California receives its allocation from the Federal Stimulus Bill to upgrade to fancy bar and bubble graphs, it will be necessary to use a less expensive picture of a stool to inform the public about the state budget.
11. Posted by iwogisdead | February 20, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:16
12. Posted by pibill | February 20, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The seat of government!
12. Posted by pibill | February 20, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:17
13. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Strangely, even with California on the brink of economic collapse, the Governor refuses to cut funding to Skynet.
13. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:19
14. Posted by Adrian Browne | February 20, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
I was the last gasp for the GOP but now it's dying along with my political career.
14. Posted by Adrian Browne | February 20, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:20
15. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Announcing Terminator 4: The Rise of the Obatomists!
15. Posted by fustian | February 20, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:22
16. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | February 20, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
With a five gallon pail of softener, we can pass this stool.
16. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | February 20, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:29
17. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A reporter ask Schwarzenegger if that's a stool behind him or is the stool behind the podium?
17. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:32
18. Posted by John | February 20, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dis is why we need moor money becuz you can see all we haf are theese girl-man chairs!
18. Posted by John | February 20, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:33
19. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Schwarzenegger looks dumbfounded as a reporter asked if there should also be a pigeon incorporated in the picture.
19. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:42
20. Posted by geo
| February 20, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You do notice that there is no monkey in this picture, dont you?"
20. Posted by geo
| February 20, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:47
21. Posted by zipity | February 20, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"...and this is the stool we will have the taxpayers bend over on while they take one for the team..."
21. Posted by zipity | February 20, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:47
22. Posted by SideShowJane | February 20, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Govenator breaks out into an impromptu rendition of "If I Had a Hammer" at a recent press conference.
22. Posted by SideShowJane | February 20, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:52
23. Posted by WildWillie | February 20, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In reviewing my medical records, I want you to notice that my stool sample is clean. ww
23. Posted by WildWillie | February 20, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:55
24. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Reporter: "Isn't this stool out of proportion or did you pull it out of your ass?"
24. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 08:59
25. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
After 40 years in the United States, Arnold Schwarzenegger still struggles with english and clearly misunderstood his aides when they told him he need to provide a stool sample.
25. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:06
26. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Flying by the seat of his pants, Schwarzenegger explains that this "stool" is Cali-fornia's only salvation. Jobs in toilet paper production are expected to rise.
26. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:07
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 20, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If it looks like a stool; If it smells like a stool; If it tastes like a stool; It's a stool.
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 20, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:09
28. Posted by ExSubNuke | February 20, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Und thees, my fellow Cahl-ee-foa-neeans, is whaat you will need, when you lehrn you're onlly getting, an I. O. U. thees yeah.
28. Posted by ExSubNuke | February 20, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:12
29. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damnit Jeff, you nailed it! Good one!
29. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:14
30. Posted by Mark L | February 20, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The problem with California illustrated -- the Governor compares the new budget to a stool sample, the PowerPoint presentation show a picture of the wrong type of stool.
30. Posted by Mark L | February 20, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:15
31. Posted by BlogDog | February 20, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Zis is just a stool sample. We will be more deeply in ze stool by next week."
31. Posted by BlogDog | February 20, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:16
32. Posted by Dodo David | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"This is California's stool sample. No matter how much it stinks, it still doesn't stink as much as the stool sample that President Obama signed into law."
32. Posted by Dodo David | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:17
33. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ah-nuld: Hey, Blagojevich, down in front.
33. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 20, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:17
34. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schwarzenegger explains that this "stool sample" was provided by Nancy Pelosi upon her return from the Pope's recommendation that her "depends" are not cutting it.
34. Posted by Rovin | February 20, 2009 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:36
35. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 20, 2009 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I haf here ze stool, but why do I need ze pigeon?
35. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 20, 2009 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:48
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 20, 2009 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am here today to announce that we have found a solution to the budget crisis: the state will go into the furniture business. We plan to start small, and tax all of our competitors into bankruptcy.
36. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 20, 2009 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:50
37. Posted by VagaBond | February 20, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold: "So, a three legged stool walks into a bar and orders a beer..."
37. Posted by VagaBond | February 20, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:52
38. Posted by Justrand
| February 20, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When told that California's 3-legged stool had 4 legs, the Governor replied: "Dat's vie vee need to raise taxes, to pay for dat 4th leg"
38. Posted by Justrand
| February 20, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:52
39. Posted by jennifer | February 20, 2009 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Remember the $20,000 toilet seat?
39. Posted by jennifer | February 20, 2009 9:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 09:56
40. Posted by JB | February 20, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll be back... for the rest of your wallet."
40. Posted by JB | February 20, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 10:31
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 20, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Ahnold begins auctioning off the last items of California government worth anything.
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 20, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 10:31
42. Posted by mojo | February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Goddammit, it's NOT a tu-mah!"
42. Posted by mojo | February 20, 2009 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 10:45
43. Posted by Howie Felterbush | February 20, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pick up line at a gay bar... "Hi, can I push your stool in for you?"
43. Posted by Howie Felterbush | February 20, 2009 10:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 10:51
44. Posted by BluesHarper | February 20, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Now vee vill flip dis stool over so vee can seat 4 tax payers.
44. Posted by BluesHarper | February 20, 2009 10:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 10:56
45. Posted by GarandFan | February 20, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yah, anuder vord fur crap iz stool. Vhy you ax?
45. Posted by GarandFan | February 20, 2009 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 11:23
46. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welease Bawabbas!
46. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 11:29
47. Posted by _Mike_ | February 20, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold prepares to unveil the new government created stool which will stand on two legs thanks to new legislation.
47. Posted by _Mike_ | February 20, 2009 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 11:31
48. Posted by _Mike_ | February 20, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The new, expanded model of government.
48. Posted by _Mike_ | February 20, 2009 11:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 11:36
49. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Considering California's strict gun laws, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger briefs the press on what weapons are available to be used for home defense.
49. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:07
50. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The three chief legs of my fiscal plan are controlled spending, increased revenue, detailed planning... and responsible oversight... The four chief legs my fiscal plan are...."
50. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 12:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:12
51. Posted by Al Pennam | February 20, 2009 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I present the results of Kaleeforneeya's five-hundred million dollar study to research carbon capturing furniture.
51. Posted by Al Pennam | February 20, 2009 12:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:16
52. Posted by Al Pennam | February 20, 2009 12:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I can't be any plainer than this. The stool is the stimulus, and the buttocks is the economy. Without the stool, the economy takes a dump...Oh dear.
52. Posted by Al Pennam | February 20, 2009 12:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:31
53. Posted by jbw | February 20, 2009 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You see revenue creates taxes, and we need more spending for more taxes...oh why listen to me I thought 'Junior' and "Jingle all the Way' were good movies."
53. Posted by jbw | February 20, 2009 12:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:48
54. Posted by Brad | February 20, 2009 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My stool don't stink
54. Posted by Brad | February 20, 2009 12:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 12:56
55. Posted by Phil | February 20, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is a great example of two homonyms. On the left is a "stool" indicating resting place. On the right is a completely different kind of stool.
55. Posted by Phil | February 20, 2009 1:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 13:23
56. Posted by Sturatt | February 20, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I am the Stimulator! Come with me if you want to live, in Socialism.
56. Posted by Sturatt | February 20, 2009 1:53 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 13:53
57. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the latest briefing about California's financial situation Arnold got the new nickname "The Stoolinator".
57. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:06
58. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I am made of superpoly over an exo skeleton.."
In other words...
"I am compeetin with Obamah, to see if I can bankrupt Caleeforniua before He bankrupts America... "
58. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:07
59. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold is compared to a typical Rino.
Both are wooden, takes stances on both sides of the issues, has a circular IQ, and both can be bought for under $50.
59. Posted by retired miiitary | February 20, 2009 2:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:09
60. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Your clothes, give them to Me"
60. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:11
61. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks a lot Austria..
61. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:15
62. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I were only allowed to run for da Presidency, I could do this for all Americans.
62. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:21
63. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If it bleeds We can stimulus it"
63. Posted by 914 | February 20, 2009 2:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:27
64. Posted by Paul Hooson | February 20, 2009 2:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm the state job terminator. Sarah Conner?
64. Posted by Paul Hooson | February 20, 2009 2:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 14:50
65. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Governator's Song and Dunce
65. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 3:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 15:01
66. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your stimulus has just been erased.
66. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 3:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 15:18
67. Posted by retired miilitary | February 20, 2009 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these things represents the true reasons why California is an econimic disaster area. The other is a picture of a stool.
67. Posted by retired miilitary | February 20, 2009 3:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 15:33
68. Posted by LaMedusa | February 20, 2009 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold's presentation of the Cucking Stool stimulus package is marked with breaking points for speedier results.
68. Posted by LaMedusa | February 20, 2009 3:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 15:45
69. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only a RINO would justify spending educational funds on a class instructing people on the use of a stool.
69. Posted by retired military | February 20, 2009 3:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 15:48
70. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 4:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The TARPinator
70. Posted by rodney dill | February 20, 2009 4:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 16:11
71. Posted by VagaBond | February 20, 2009 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold, "Come back tomorrow and I'll use the Octuplet Mom to explain why our economy to in the tank."
71. Posted by VagaBond | February 20, 2009 4:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 16:18
72. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Undt den, I vip off Nancy Pelosi's limbs undt use dem to make furniture!
72. Posted by Jeff | February 20, 2009 4:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 20, 2009 16:32
73. Posted by Dan Melson | February 20, 2009 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I got Sarah Connor. Now I'm here to terminate the California Economy"
73. Posted by Dan Melson | February 20, 2009 5:37 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 17:37
74. Posted by Dan Melson | February 20, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Running Man called me the Butcher of Bakersfield. Now I kill all of Cal-ee-for-nee-uh"
74. Posted by Dan Melson | February 20, 2009 5:39 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 17:39
75. Posted by Stan25 | February 20, 2009 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold's version of the latest in drilling platforms. Bend over and he will drill you
75. Posted by Stan25 | February 20, 2009 6:17 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 18:17
76. Posted by Spike | February 20, 2009 7:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Frankly, a dildo is a better analog."
76. Posted by Spike | February 20, 2009 7:16 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 19:16
77. Posted by Hodink | February 20, 2009 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, 'Don't be economic girlie men stoolies!'"
77. Posted by Hodink | February 20, 2009 7:56 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 19:56
78. Posted by Rich K | February 20, 2009 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Tool and his Stool are soon parted.
78. Posted by Rich K | February 20, 2009 8:10 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 20:10
79. Posted by Spike | February 20, 2009 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stool pitchin'.
79. Posted by Spike | February 20, 2009 11:04 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2009 23:04
80. Posted by Flu-Bird | February 21, 2009 1:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this is the seat where the conservative stool pigeon sits
80. Posted by Flu-Bird | February 21, 2009 1:01 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2009 01:01
81. Posted by Nylda | February 21, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Only in America do we need a stool to stand on and to see over the top of the stack of pages that make up a failed budget.
81. Posted by Nylda | February 21, 2009 11:15 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2009 11:15
82. Posted by 914 | February 21, 2009 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I think Ahnolds depends are full"
82. Posted by 914 | February 21, 2009 11:59 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2009 11:59
83. Posted by 914 | February 21, 2009 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stoolinator 2 fudgement day
83. Posted by 914 | February 21, 2009 12:22 PM |
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Posted on February 21, 2009 12:22
84. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | February 21, 2009 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A political girly man.
84. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | February 21, 2009 5:58 PM |
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Posted on February 21, 2009 17:58
85. Posted by Hodink | February 22, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In the back over there I see the womanizer nee murderer Gary Condit. Please focus your full attention on him since I have nothing good or substantive to say here about this."
85. Posted by Hodink | February 22, 2009 11:14 AM |
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Posted on February 22, 2009 11:14
86. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 22, 2009 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With apologies to Steely Dan (My Old School):
Kah-lee-forn-yia tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go
Back to Arnold-dale
Tried to warn you
About RINO's and Step-Daddy K.
But I can't seem to get to you
Through the U.S. Mail
Well I hear the whistle but I won't go
I'm gonna let them in from Mexico
They said oh no
Sacramento won't do
Well I did not think they
Could be so cruel
And I'm never going back
To My Old Press Pool
86. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 22, 2009 4:33 PM |
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Posted on February 22, 2009 16:33
87. Posted by Kevin | February 23, 2009 2:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
87. Posted by Kevin | February 23, 2009 2:07 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2009 02:07