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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 6, 2009 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, right, and French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner take part in a joint news conference at the State Department in Washington, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (80)

Do not come wiz me to ze... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by ordi | February 6, 2009 7:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ordi:

Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah - we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!

1. Posted by ordi | February 6, 2009 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:09

"Did you say Minkey?... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | February 6, 2009 7:13 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Did you say Minkey?"

2. Posted by rodney dill | February 6, 2009 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:13

Inspector Clouseau meets Se... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | February 6, 2009 7:14 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Inspector Clouseau meets Secretary Clueless.

3. Posted by rodney dill | February 6, 2009 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:14

Pardon Ms Hilliary, but can... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

Pardon Ms Hilliary, but can you get me Monica's phone number?

4. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:25

Oh! come on Madame Secretar... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
JAT:

Oh! come on Madame Secretary slip a few billion into the stimulus package for French wines. Who will notice?

5. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:29

What a joke - your average ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

What a joke - your average American voter is just as stupid as we French.

6. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:30

Now I can't help but laugh ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

Now I can't help but laugh when you made me look at his ears! Mon Dieu de telles grandes oreilles!

7. Posted by JAT | February 6, 2009 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:32

Well, you may be announcing... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by DaveD | February 6, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
DaveD:

Well, you may be announcing the winners on Monday, but I can see at least a couple of losers on Friday.

8. Posted by DaveD | February 6, 2009 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:40

French Foreign Affairs Mini... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Spike:

French Foreign Affairs Minister Pepe LePew: "We can make Peace together, no?"

9. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:47

Kouchner - If Bill only kne... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 6, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Kouchner - If Bill only knew...

10. Posted by Mac Lorry | February 6, 2009 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:48

And, even though you are Se... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
fustian:

And, even though you are Secretary of State, and hez administration is riddled with your people, thees Obama, he still theenks he runs ze show?

Incroyable!

He is stoopid like the rock, non?

11. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:50

"Madame Clinton, Let me tea... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Spike:

"Madame Clinton, Let me teach you about France's greatest contribution to the Western world...the art of surrender."

12. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:51

But, you are the big fromag... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

But, you are the big fromage, here, non?

13. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 07:54

I thought we French were co... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

I thought we French were corrupt, but you democrats...you take my breath away!

14. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:06

I could be in your cabinet,... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
fustian:

I could be in your cabinet, non? I don't pay ze American taxes eethair!

15. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2009 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (16 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:08

Come on baby, if I can love... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 6, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Come on baby, if I can love you then we can love America again. You know Bill would be on Carla Bruni like stink on a monkey...

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 6, 2009 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:09

Oh, now I see what Bill was... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 6, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Oh, now I see what Bill was thinking....

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 6, 2009 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:13

"Mrs Clinton why have you c... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

"Mrs Clinton why have you come to our country?"

"President Obama wanted to make sure we learned how to surrender from the best."

18. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:17

Hillary "I'll take how to s... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "I'll take how to surrender to Islamic terrorists for $1000, Alex"

19. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:17

"Hillary, Is that a white f... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by retired miliitary | February 6, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miliitary:

"Hillary, Is that a white flag you were waving or are you just glad to see me?"

20. Posted by retired miliitary | February 6, 2009 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:18

CNN News Banner"Pres... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by retired military | February 6, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

CNN News Banner
"President Obama accused of outsourcing diplomacy. Terms of our surrender at 11"

21. Posted by retired military | February 6, 2009 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:21

Hillary "Of course I paid m... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "Of course I paid my taxes, why do you ask?"

22. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:26

Hillary "Rush Limbaugh call... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by retired military | February 6, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary "Rush Limbaugh called the two of us Lost and Truly Clueless. Which one are you?"

23. Posted by retired military | February 6, 2009 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:31

Hillary "Bernard, I heard t... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "Bernard, I heard the French were great lovers"

Koucher "Why do you ask? Is Bill looking for a date?"

24. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:33

Here we have a grinning idi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Here we have a grinning idiot.
.
.
.
.
Still haven't figured out which one I am talking about have you?


25. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:35

Kouchard "How is that socia... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Kouchard "How is that socialism working out for you "

26. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:36

"And if I move to the Unite... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Mark L | February 6, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Mark L:

"And if I move to the United States Madam Secretary, may I, too, file my taxes using form 1040-DEM?

27. Posted by Mark L | February 6, 2009 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:45

Here she is... Miss America... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Here she is... Miss America.

Oh wait that's Michelle Obama.

28. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 08:58

Hillary: " Oh, I'm so sorry... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by pibill | February 6, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pibill:

Hillary: " Oh, I'm so sorry, Bernard, that fart just seemed to slip out!"
Bernard: "Do not worry, mon cherie, I understand how excited you are."

29. Posted by pibill | February 6, 2009 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:00

Kounard "And the French gla... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Kounard "And the French gladly welcome America joining the rest of Socialist countries who are surrendering to Islamic terrorists."

30. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:00

Mikhail Baryshnikov is Fren... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by itchytriggerfinger | February 6, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
itchytriggerfinger:

Mikhail Baryshnikov is French??

Kouchard: Hey, I said "I like MILF's"

Clinton: "Technically I am."

Kouchard: "That's not what Bill told me."

31. Posted by itchytriggerfinger | February 6, 2009 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:04

Two Eagles In Front Of Two ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Two Eagles In Front Of Two Turkeys

32. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:06

Kouchner to Clinton:... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Kouchner to Clinton:
"Your national bird is the bald eagle.
Ours is the chicken."

33. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:10

You can put eagles on dodos... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jim2 | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jim2:

You can put eagles on dodos, but you can't make them fly.

34. Posted by jim2 | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:12

The Frost and the Spurious<... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Frost and the Spurious

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:12

Kouchner and Clinton react ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Kouchner and Clinton react to Obama's explanation of his stimulus plan.

36. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2009 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:13

Kouchner: "Theese ez magni... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 6, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Kouchner: "Theese ez magnifique! Now America weell surrender to foreign powers just like thee Français!"

37. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 6, 2009 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:22

One is a cheese eating surr... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 6, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

One is a cheese eating surrender monkey. The other is French.

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 6, 2009 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:33

"Madame Clinton, you are mu... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Spike:

"Madame Clinton, you are much hotter than that hag Madam Albright."

39. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:44

"Can my diplomatic 'corps' ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Can my diplomatic 'corps' get together wiz your diplomatic 'corps'?....if you know what I mean?"

40. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:50

Which is the frog, and whic... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Which is the frog, and which is the toad?

41. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:52

We give the world the Frenc... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

We give the world the French kiss, and this is what Americans give us in return?

42. Posted by Spike | February 6, 2009 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:54

I've got your "stimulus pac... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by JB | February 6, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JB:

I've got your "stimulus package" right here Madame Secretary.

Keep it in your pants Frenchy. I like woman.

43. Posted by JB | February 6, 2009 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:57

Bill called, he told me to ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Matt | February 6, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Bill called, he told me to show you a good time, Babee!

44. Posted by Matt | February 6, 2009 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 09:59

You can put eagles... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:
You can put eagles on dodos, but you can't make them fly.

34. Posted by jim2 | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM


Hey! I resemble that remark.

45. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:05

Kouchner: "Secretary Clinto... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 10:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Kouchner: "Secretary Clinton, we French have trouble growing a pair. May we borrow yours?"

46. Posted by Dodo David | February 6, 2009 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:08

"Someone is going to get ti... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | February 6, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

"Someone is going to get tickled!"

47. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | February 6, 2009 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:09

"We are...TWO WILD AND CRAZ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Timmer | February 6, 2009 10:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Timmer:

"We are...TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"

48. Posted by Timmer | February 6, 2009 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:17

Curse you Timmer, you beat ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by epador | February 6, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Curse you Timmer, you beat me to it.

49. Posted by epador | February 6, 2009 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:28

"Give money TO th... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Give money TO the taxpayers?!?

It is to laugh!"

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2009 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:40

You see, French women relat... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Al Pennam | February 6, 2009 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

You see, French women relate to you - here it is normal for a husband to take many mistresses.

51. Posted by Al Pennam | February 6, 2009 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:53

Frog, meet toady.... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Al Pennam | February 6, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Frog, meet toady.

52. Posted by Al Pennam | February 6, 2009 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:58

Is that a baguette in your ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Joe Miller | February 6, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

53. Posted by Joe Miller | February 6, 2009 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 10:59

Listen Bernard, I get the f... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by infidel Author Profile Page | February 6, 2009 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
infidel Author Profile Page:

Listen Bernard, I get the first crack at Sarkozy's wife, got it?

54. Posted by infidel Author Profile Page | February 6, 2009 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:07

Hillary being reunited with... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

Hillary being reunited with her long lost identical twin.

55. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:40

How long do we have to hold... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

How long do we have to hold these smiles?

56. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:41

Kouchnard "I now understand... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Kouchnard "I now understand why so many Americans disagreed with Sarah Palin. You CAN put lipstick on a pig."

57. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:41

While both were wearing gid... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
jennifer:

While both were wearing giddy smiles, they were thinking of a different time and place. He was thinking of his wife and the special night they had...surprisingly enough Hillary was thinking the same thing.

58. Posted by jennifer | February 6, 2009 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:43

PBS received $20 billion in... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

PBS received $20 billion in bailout funds for educational programming.

Here we have the stars of the new Sesame street show. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

59. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:56

Both laughed after Hillery'... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Gmac | February 6, 2009 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Both laughed after Hillery's remark, "You surrender faster than a prom dress coming off" and Kouchnard's retort that she'd like to see that.

60. Posted by Gmac | February 6, 2009 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 11:57

Kouchner "Hillary, how woul... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Kouchner "Hillary, how would you like to see my Slick Willie?"

61. Posted by retired miilitary | February 6, 2009 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 12:24

I thought Liberace died?</p... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

I thought Liberace died?

62. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2009 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 12:37

Pullez mon finger, s'il vou... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by James C. | February 6, 2009 1:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
James C.:

Pullez mon finger, s'il vous plait.

63. Posted by James C. | February 6, 2009 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 13:33

In the words of my fearless... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 6, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

In the words of my fearless leader, "Mercy Bo-Coop!"

64. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 6, 2009 1:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 13:37

"Oh, oui Madame Clinton, wh... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oh, oui Madame Clinton, when you say 'retreat', we'll reply, 'how fast?'"

65. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 14:08

"Madame Clinton, ignore the... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Madame Clinton, ignore the ticklish pig. He's just located some truffles in your calves!"

66. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 14:10

"Oy! Jerry Lewis, our natio... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oy! Jerry Lewis, our nation's hero!"

67. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2009 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 14:27

"C'mon Hil-baby, let me hav... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by WindowDressing | February 6, 2009 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

"C'mon Hil-baby, let me have a squeeze."

68. Posted by WindowDressing | February 6, 2009 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 14:44

Can you guess which of thes... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Faith+1 | February 6, 2009 3:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Can you guess which of these two has the biggest balls?

69. Posted by Faith+1 | February 6, 2009 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 15:04

And zees year's Palme D'or ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by BlogDog | February 6, 2009 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

And zees year's Palme D'or for Best Foreign Flimflam goes to "Horndog Millionaire!" Accepting for ze President is hez lovely wife.

70. Posted by BlogDog | February 6, 2009 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 15:09

"So, Hillary, this is where... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by hpb | February 6, 2009 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hpb:

"So, Hillary, this is where we get stuck when we lose an election?"

71. Posted by hpb | February 6, 2009 4:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 16:32

Secretary of State! Nice p... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by D. Dean | February 6, 2009 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

Secretary of State! Nice ploy, Madam President Incognito.

72. Posted by D. Dean | February 6, 2009 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2009 21:57

"What are we having for Din... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by rodney dill | February 7, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"What are we having for Dinner?"
"Frog Legs and Rump Roast."

73. Posted by rodney dill | February 7, 2009 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 09:03

"Hill, come give your sugar... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jewels | February 7, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jewels:

"Hill, come give your sugar daddy a kiss, oh wait, that's Bill's line!"

74. Posted by Jewels | February 7, 2009 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 12:59

As we say in France: you ca... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

As we say in France: you can't put lipstick on a pig, but you CAN pantsuit one...

75. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 13:18

Here in American, you call ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 1:21 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Here in American, you call it "stimulus". Back in France, we call it "full bore Marxism".

76. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 13:21

Apparently Hillary isn't fa... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Apparently Hillary isn't falling for Dennis Leary as the French Foreign minister.

77. Posted by fustian | February 7, 2009 6:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 18:06

"But Madame Secratary, wha... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by retired military | February 7, 2009 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"But Madame Secratary, what is a trillion dollars between friends."

78. Posted by retired military | February 7, 2009 7:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 19:55

But of course I take you se... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Nylda | February 7, 2009 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

But of course I take you seriously Madame Secretairee, but then again we are a people who revere Jerry Lewis.

79. Posted by Nylda | February 7, 2009 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2009 22:22

Update: <... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Kevin | February 9, 2009 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

80. Posted by Kevin | February 9, 2009 2:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 9, 2009 02:12




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