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Comments (140)
Oh the huge banality... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh the huge banality
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:18
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:20 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama wonders just maybe if the use of English should've been a precondition for the interview.
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:20 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:20
3. Posted by Porkopolis | January 30, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Lost in Translation
3. Posted by Porkopolis | January 30, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:22
4. Posted by Shawn | January 30, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Yes. I agree. The United States is The Great Satan."
4. Posted by Shawn | January 30, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:25
5. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
My name is ACTUALLY Obama Hussein Bin Laden...
5. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:26
6. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
And my fake stimulus bill is the first part of my plan to bring down the infidels. They are such fools!
6. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:28
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Pardon me, I thought you said a prostate exam, not apostate."
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:28
8. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY VOTED AGAINST MY BAILOUT PLAN??
8. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:33
9. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will say that the US is sorry for past aggressions but I WILL NOT sing "I'm sorry"
9. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:34
10. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
So Oh great master after I ruin the economy with this "stimulus bill" what should I do next, decommission the military or behead the nonbelievers.
10. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:35
11. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"What do you mean people in your country still hate me? Don't they know I am the Lightbringer?"
11. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:36
12. Posted by smitch | January 30, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 44 (44 votes cast)
President Obama grapples to explain his stimulus bill to his Muslim friends without saying "Pork".
12. Posted by smitch | January 30, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 44 (44 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:37
13. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you for your support of my stimulus bill. My next executive order will be to have your votes counted in the Senate.
13. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:38
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Don't adjust your set, transcripts of foreign policy statements from Obama always look like gibberish.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:38
15. Posted by tomg51 | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No, I really do think I can talk that volcano out of it.
15. Posted by tomg51 | January 30, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:38
16. Posted by vader06 | January 30, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
How can you say $350 Million for STDs is not stimulus? I mean Bill and Hillary seemed very excited about it...
16. Posted by vader06 | January 30, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:39
17. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Thank heavens he had his extensive Madrassah training to fall back on.
17. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:42
18. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Yes I plan to do more interviews with Al Jazeera than with Fox News. The questions are much easier.
18. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:43
19. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama poses for the cover of the next hit Middle Eastern board game - Lost and Truely Clueless.
19. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:46
20. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
It was quite a setback for Obama's policy of reaching out to Muslims when White House translators realized the text on the upper right part of the screen says "Zionist Tool".
20. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:46
21. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
...peace in our time...
21. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:47
22. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I assure you I am ruining America as fast as I can. My willing dupes Pelosi and Reid are even now working on our surrender plan.
22. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:48
23. Posted by bobhorner | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That motherf**ker said what?
23. Posted by bobhorner | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:50
24. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I'm sorry but I just couldn't squeeze in mandatory prayer sessions at local mosques into the stimulus bill. I will try to include it in the trillion dollar stimulus bill next month.
24. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:50
25. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think it's safe to say, he's talking about change...
25. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:50
26. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
No you dont understand. If I had left in the $100 billion for mosque construction in the stimulus bill it would have caused problems with the Christians. I can't just behead them in my country like you can. Yet.
26. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:51
27. Posted by retired miliitary | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Our tanks using hybrid engines? What a great idea!. We can put that into the next stimulus bill.
27. Posted by retired miliitary | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:54
28. Posted by bobhorner | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama pauses after being asked, "Yes, fine, and now, how much for your womne?"
28. Posted by bobhorner | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:54
29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I tried vehemently to get us to lose in Iraq, I have a Muslim name, most of my family is Muslim and I was raised in a predominantly Muslim country. So my question to my Muslim friends is "How do you like me so far?"
29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 30, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:54
30. Posted by hermie | January 30, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama was trying to read from the teleprompter in Arabic and somewhere, Chris Matthews was still getting a thrill up his leg.
30. Posted by hermie | January 30, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:57
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 30, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I agree to the terms of surrender. Where do I sign?
31. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 30, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:57
32. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What? You're using Comcast Digital Voice? Maybe we should try a teleprompter."
32. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:58
33. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...and when he's not mocking the prophet, Rush Limbaugh regularly flushes Koran's down his toilet...
33. Posted by fustian | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:59
34. Posted by Imhotep | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I want to thank you for allowing me to use the lower screen scroller as a teleprompter. The answers flow easier for me that way!
34. Posted by Imhotep | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:59
35. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Je me rends"
35. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 07:59
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
je me abandonne
(works better in reverse translation)
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:02
37. Posted by zipity | January 30, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Of course I'm Muslim. I only pretended I wasn't to fool the rubes who elected me. Can you say "Taqiyya?"
(Arabic: التقية - 'fear, guard against') is the religiously sanctioned practice of lying or dissimulation.
37. Posted by zipity | January 30, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:03
38. Posted by Duke DeLand | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Take Me Home, Country Roads....To The Place Where I Belong!"
(Apology to the late John Denver)
38. Posted by Duke DeLand | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:11
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"what is that smell?"
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:11
40. Posted by retired miliitary | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course. I think we can squeeze in $200 Billion for Korans in the next stimulus package. Anything else?
40. Posted by retired miliitary | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:11
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I won"
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:11
42. Posted by Duke DeLand | January 30, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"& They are going to be really surprised when they find the Stimulus Bill contains money to remodel the white house dome into a mosque!"
42. Posted by Duke DeLand | January 30, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:13
43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
" Military Schmilitary, don't worry, I'll get rid of them"
43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:13
44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
" I told you not to talk about my ears"
44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:14
45. Posted by Gmac | January 30, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I did tell the Republicans I won but they still refuse to bow to Mecca."
45. Posted by Gmac | January 30, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:17
46. Posted by Red Five | January 30, 2009 8:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
I always thought that Obama's policy statements would make better sense in the original Arabic...
46. Posted by Red Five | January 30, 2009 8:23 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:23
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 30, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Translation of Arabic message on the bottom:
"Bwaahahahaha-you Americans are so screwed!"
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 30, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:26
48. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
No, no, this is not a slight against Muslim countries. You see Pork is a slang term in my country for paying back people who voted for you. That is why they call my stimulus bill pork, because I am paying back people who voted for me.
48. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:28
49. Posted by John | January 30, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I love lamp."
49. Posted by John | January 30, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:31
50. Posted by guido | January 30, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Arabic subtitle: We own this guy like Kruschev owned Kennedy at Vienna. Allah be praised!
50. Posted by guido | January 30, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:35
51. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"The number of The Beast?... Uh... Hillary asked me not to give out her cell number."
51. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:36
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Translation: "What change? Different President, same Infidel."
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:36
53. Posted by tom | January 30, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Believe me, I will convert to Islam before I leave office.
53. Posted by tom | January 30, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:37
54. Posted by Steve | January 30, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Barack Obama spaces out in his 72 degree office.
54. Posted by Steve | January 30, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:38
55. Posted by Prairie | January 30, 2009 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama was baffled by this message given to him 370H-SSV-0773H.
Eventually he was told to turn it upside down to read.
55. Posted by Prairie | January 30, 2009 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:40
56. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 30, 2009 8:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Allah Ackbar!
56. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 30, 2009 8:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:41
57. Posted by guido | January 30, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Um, look, my philosophy about middle east peace is this: When a door opens, a window is closed. Let's walk through that window together. Er, um, or is it the other way around? Well, whichever it is it doesn't matter, the press will never call me on it anyway.
57. Posted by guido | January 30, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:42
58. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Translation: There are no dumb questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
(courtesy of despair.com)
58. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:46
59. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | January 30, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Should the surrender agreement be in English or Arabic?
59. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | January 30, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:47
60. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"This is not the Arabic I thought I knew."
60. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:54
61. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I was for bombing Israel before I was against it.
61. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:54
62. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
When I uhhh said -"What are you going to do? Nuke Israel?" I was umm speaking umm metaphorically, not uhh giving the go ahead.
62. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:56
63. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Ted! I'm still President! Did you find my Nirth Certifikate yet? LOL!"
63. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 30, 2009 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:57
64. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So if we dont respond to your nuking Israel then you agree not to put off a terrorist attack on US Soil until I am out of office? What a deal.
64. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 8:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 08:58
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 30, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"But .. Jimmy said that if we surrendered you would be our friends!"
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 30, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:05
66. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
We suck. We're sorry. So, so, sorry.
66. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:12
67. Posted by JB | January 30, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
67. Posted by JB | January 30, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:13
68. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
68. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:13
69. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Pardon me Mahmoud, I thought you meant Israel was an Obama Nation."
69. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:16
70. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you lend me a few riyals?
70. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:17
71. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No, I said I didn't really like the juice...."
71. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:18
72. Posted by OregonMuse | January 30, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"After I leave office, I would like the payments up front, you know, the same deal you gave Jimmy Carter."
72. Posted by OregonMuse | January 30, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:22
73. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fo' Shizzle, my quizzled.
73. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:24
74. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you. I think you also speak Arabic very well.
74. Posted by Clay | January 30, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:24
75. Posted by BlogDog | January 30, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Now that I'm in, shall I ... what? Yes. You're right. It does sound like 'Insha'Allah.'"
75. Posted by BlogDog | January 30, 2009 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:42
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh... Pu.. Pull.. uh, my umm, Pull my... fin.. uh, ummm.. finger... uh, where's that telepromter?"
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2009 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:51
77. Posted by MPR | January 30, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The American people really love me. They really, really do love me. The rest of the world really loves me. They really, really do. And, I um uh want Awk-mad-inajad and muslims to really love me too".
77. Posted by MPR | January 30, 2009 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:53
78. Posted by Justrand
| January 30, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Americans who clamored for "one language" were rudely reminded you should always be careful what you wish for!
78. Posted by Justrand
| January 30, 2009 9:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 09:57
79. Posted by Daniel | January 30, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Translator? What's this 'Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad' thing they keep saying?"
79. Posted by Daniel | January 30, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:02
80. Posted by xiphos | January 30, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, it's not only the flowers that are yellow!
80. Posted by xiphos | January 30, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:31
81. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 10:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"did you just ask me to pull your finger?"
81. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 10:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:34
82. Posted by Hodink | January 30, 2009 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That was Cheney and the boys. We are moving away from oil. We want to put Walmarts everywhere. Inexpensive burgas. Reasonable nice kufi caps. My envoy, Blagojevich, will arrange a meeting. Assalamu alaikum."
82. Posted by Hodink | January 30, 2009 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:44
83. Posted by SideShowJane | January 30, 2009 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Not only do I do I approach the Islamic world with a new policy of 'open hands' but I leave my fly open as well."
83. Posted by SideShowJane | January 30, 2009 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:44
84. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 30, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"First I'd like to sincerely apologize for the seeds of liberty, freedom, and democracy that my infidel predicessor has sown on our Muslim soil. Second I want to assure you that I will change US policy and give hope to all my Muslim brothers who which to eliminate that evil western ideology from the Earth."
84. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 30, 2009 10:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2009 10:56
85. Posted by KurtO | January 30, 2009 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Don't worry about what I said, it's okay to lie to non-muslims.
85. Posted by KurtO | January 30, 2009 11:02 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:02
86. Posted by KurtO | January 30, 2009 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You still want those ports, right?
86. Posted by KurtO | January 30, 2009 11:03 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:03
87. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 30, 2009 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"About my stimulus bill, you can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig, Oops! Pork is a dirty word to you. Sorry!"
87. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 30, 2009 11:06 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:06
88. Posted by GarandFan | January 30, 2009 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Translation of Arabic: This guys an idiot, we can work him......er work WITH him.
88. Posted by GarandFan | January 30, 2009 11:08 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:08
89. Posted by Kathy | January 30, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, I love you more!"
89. Posted by Kathy | January 30, 2009 11:19 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:19
90. Posted by Jeff | January 30, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"What? I'm not facing Mecca? Crap!"
90. Posted by Jeff | January 30, 2009 11:25 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 11:25
91. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Drone em!
91. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:11 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:11
92. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nobody knows the trouble i've seen"
92. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:13 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:13
93. Posted by Ken Hahn | January 30, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama practices his Arabic, apparently unaware that Ahmedinejad speaks Farsi.
93. Posted by Ken Hahn | January 30, 2009 12:15 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:15
94. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God I miss SARAH~ squeak squeak squeak
94. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:17 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:17
95. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#91
The answer to the question BARACK will never be asked.
? What would You have done to the owner of the ranch house in Crawford ?
95. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:24 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:24
96. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:29 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Seriously now... Sarah in a negligee by the fireplace in one of My mansions...........SERENITY NOW"
96. Posted by 914 | January 30, 2009 12:29 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:29
97. Posted by LaMedusa | January 30, 2009 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh, yeah...Please, one minute, okay? I'm trying to hear what the little dancing red guy on your microphone is saying."
97. Posted by LaMedusa | January 30, 2009 12:39 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 12:39
98. Posted by Chris | January 30, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption translation:
"Obama's response to this substantive question was, 'Huh?'"
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Another potential translation:
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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Yet another:
"My left hand is only supposed to be used to to WHAT?"
98. Posted by Chris | January 30, 2009 1:10 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:10
99. Posted by JAT | January 30, 2009 1:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sorry I can only think " OH Shit we're Screwed!"
99. Posted by JAT | January 30, 2009 1:11 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:11
100. Posted by Chris | January 30, 2009 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Typo correction:
"My left hand is only supposed to be used to do WHAT?"
100. Posted by Chris | January 30, 2009 1:11 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:11
101. Posted by jbw | January 30, 2009 1:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let me apologize for the crusades that George Bush under took during the middle ages.
101. Posted by jbw | January 30, 2009 1:19 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:19
102. Posted by LaMedusa | January 30, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm Emanuel's talking head draws a blank when asked, "Who are you working for?"
102. Posted by LaMedusa | January 30, 2009 1:22 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:22
103. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yes, I get my own kind of.....shall we say "stimulus package".....when Muslims talk about hating Israel."
103. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 1:37 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:37
104. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I would love to visit each of the 57 Islamic States."
104. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 1:39 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 13:39
105. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "How do I say I am happy to be here in Arambic?"
Translator " Weeuh areuu so sorreea con sern ting the US pasta trans gressuns"
Obama "Okay how do I say pleased to meet you in Arabic"
Translator "Weeuuh givaah uppa"
Obama "And how do I say Have a nice day in Arabic"
Translator "Bush is evil"
Obama "Oh that is the easiset one yet to remember"
105. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 2:20 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 14:20
106. Posted by mojo | January 30, 2009 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dirka what?..."
106. Posted by mojo | January 30, 2009 2:22 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 14:22
107. Posted by Abigail | January 30, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh, there's no need for a translator. I already speak the language. I learned it in school as a child."
107. Posted by Abigail | January 30, 2009 2:27 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 14:27
108. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez, I thought O'Reilly was an a**hole.
108. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 30, 2009 2:38 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 14:38
109. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"you have to be kidding me. Nancy Pelosi actually had the gall to go on TV and say she was not paritsian?? Who the hell would be stupid enough to believe that?"
109. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2009 3:35 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 15:35
110. Posted by a. moral | January 30, 2009 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was the fourth of November. A date I'll always remember. Yes I will. 'Cause that was the day my country lost its spine...Poppa was a rolling Muslim.
110. Posted by a. moral | January 30, 2009 4:20 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 16:20
111. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The translator did not know quite how to translate "Yoh P ZOOOOO!!!! How do you like my thug thizzle."
111. Posted by retired miilitary | January 30, 2009 4:30 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 16:30
112. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 30, 2009 4:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obami: Do you want me on all fours, or on my back?
112. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 30, 2009 4:39 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 16:39
113. Posted by glenn | January 30, 2009 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do you really think we can sell the Jews down the river without anyone else noticing?"
113. Posted by glenn | January 30, 2009 4:55 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 16:55
114. Posted by Jason | January 30, 2009 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Barack Hussein Obama isn't already receiving a handsome salary for his work as President of the Muslim World, he should be getting a check soon. He's doing a great job.
114. Posted by Jason | January 30, 2009 6:04 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 18:04
115. Posted by Oyster | January 30, 2009 6:24 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"It's a little cool in here. Could you turn the thermostat up a bit?"
115. Posted by Oyster | January 30, 2009 6:24 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 18:24
116. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2009 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"First olive branch. Bet the Steelers. Trust me."
116. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2009 6:49 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 18:49
117. Posted by Scott | January 30, 2009 6:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Uhhh.... What?
117. Posted by Scott | January 30, 2009 6:55 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 18:55
118. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Would you like to sit on my lap like your American colleagues at MSNBC?"
118. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 7:31 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 19:31
119. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 7:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You say you are 'getting a chill up your leg'? That's very common with reporters in the American media, too."
119. Posted by Spike | January 30, 2009 7:35 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 19:35
120. Posted by Elroy Jetson | January 30, 2009 9:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Infidel? No, you must have me confused with the Cuban dictator. Do we all look alike to you?"
120. Posted by Elroy Jetson | January 30, 2009 9:14 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 21:14
121. Posted by syllabucks | January 30, 2009 9:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hope! Change! Allah Akbar!
Yes, I AM great! But you can call me Barry
121. Posted by syllabucks | January 30, 2009 9:35 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 21:35
122. Posted by Daniel | January 30, 2009 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack the Casbah.
122. Posted by Daniel | January 30, 2009 9:39 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 21:39
123. Posted by DiscerningTexan | January 30, 2009 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Change you can believe in.
123. Posted by DiscerningTexan | January 30, 2009 11:54 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2009 23:54
124. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 31, 2009 4:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's that you say?
You don't want land for peace with Israel?
You don't want peace with Israel?
You don't want Israel (to exist)?
Well knock me over with a feather!
124. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 31, 2009 4:55 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 04:55
125. Posted by Elmo | January 31, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That neocon blogger Elmo? Why I'd kick his freakin *ss. I ain't afraid of him.
125. Posted by Elmo | January 31, 2009 7:44 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 07:44
126. Posted by radio free fred | January 31, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" My Administration Is Heavily Invested In Apple Carts."
126. Posted by radio free fred | January 31, 2009 8:54 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 08:54
127. Posted by Bob | January 31, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This interview sounded so much better when Rahm pitched it.
127. Posted by Bob | January 31, 2009 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 09:34
128. Posted by Nylda | January 31, 2009 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, my office is concerned about the deficit in wings for the Super Bowl.
128. Posted by Nylda | January 31, 2009 9:48 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 09:48
129. Posted by Sturatt | January 31, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Mohammad, which bailout nickname do you like better? Moolah Obama, or Obama bin lendin'?
129. Posted by Sturatt | January 31, 2009 12:04 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 12:04
130. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 31, 2009 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike at 104:
Actually, there are 56 states in the "Organization of the Islamice Conference ("OIC")). Who do you think Obami would like to be #57?
130. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 31, 2009 12:34 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 12:34
131. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | January 31, 2009 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arabic for "Change."
131. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | January 31, 2009 5:37 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 17:37
132. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 31, 2009 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Allah Akhbar!"
132. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 31, 2009 5:44 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 17:44
133. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 31, 2009 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, I see after the fact, that Stephen already beat me to it, but that's what came immediately to my mind too! I guess I've got to get my entries in sooner! So, I put my vote in for Stephen.
133. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 31, 2009 5:51 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2009 17:51
134. Posted by Herdofcat | February 1, 2009 12:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Huh? You don't worship me? Don't ya want ta ya know, be part of change? I've promoting 'green', After all, I'm recycling Clinton's cabinet.
134. Posted by Herdofcat | February 1, 2009 12:03 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 00:03
135. Posted by Burke | February 1, 2009 1:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think all Americans should learn to read Spanish. Um, er, that is Spanish, right?
135. Posted by Burke | February 1, 2009 1:51 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 01:51
136. Posted by Elmo | February 1, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those days are over ... blah blah blah
hope ... blah blah blah
change ... blah blah blah
kumbaya ... blah blah blah
go Steelers!
136. Posted by Elmo | February 1, 2009 9:39 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 09:39
137. Posted by rodney dill | February 1, 2009 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is not a President -- Rene Magritte
137. Posted by rodney dill | February 1, 2009 11:44 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 11:44
138. Posted by MF | February 1, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am closing Guat. so that the terrorists will be in the US and one that was released already bombed , have a fake stimulus plan, ... What are the other items you want me to do next?
138. Posted by MF | February 1, 2009 11:47 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 11:47
139. Posted by FeFe | February 1, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
0BAMBI: "Does this tie make my ears look big? I...um...you know...wouldn't want to be a caricature...um...resembling a Jew."
BOOBTUBE: "No, no, and the flowers show your solidarity with the true Palis who insist those Jews come back and give humanity the evil secret to Gaza hot house agriculture."
139. Posted by FeFe | February 1, 2009 12:54 PM |
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Posted on February 1, 2009 12:54
140. Posted by Kevin
| February 2, 2009 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
140. Posted by Kevin
| February 2, 2009 12:58 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2009 00:58