26. Posted by
billburz | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
billburz:
I have never been so proud....... God damn, I mean Bless.........Whaaaat........Yeah Waatt.........Yeah she opened her mouth like this..............Hell no, it wasn't my mouth.
26. Posted by
billburz | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
51. Posted by
Jeff | January 23, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me
51. Posted by
Jeff | January 23, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
88. Posted by
Spike | January 23, 2009 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:
I introduce into evidence to the kook left wing, a picture of a progressive singing the National Anthem with his hand over his heart and wearing a flagpin.
88. Posted by
Spike | January 23, 2009 1:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
91. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Here we have 3 of their most powerful women in the world and their husbands, known affectionately by democrats as "The big O", "Oh shit", and "Oh my, keep it up".
91. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "Hands Off My Man"
The Messiah: "My Bologna Has A First Name"
Joe & Jill: "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
Bill: "Cat Scratch Fever"
Hillary: "I gotta get out of this place"
93. Posted by
Colorado Right | January 23, 2009 1:34 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
97. Posted by
Willism shives | January 23, 2009 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Willism shives:
I am feeling sick how about you?
I knew we should not have the last toast of champagne with george and dick before they left. They must have put something in our glasses.
97. Posted by
Willism shives | January 23, 2009 2:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't cling to hard to your possessions for you have nothing if you have no rights..."
President Obama leads his new administration in a rendition of the nation's new national anthem, The Internationale. The President made the change by executive order during his first hour in the White House.
106. Posted by
Swanny | January 23, 2009 4:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (130)
Obama rama ding-dongs... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 7:11 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Obama rama ding-dongs
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 7:11 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:11
2. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sung to the tune of the Internationale.
2. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:18
3. Posted by Jay Wills | January 23, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Fortunately, everyone had the bad fish right before the inauguration.
3. Posted by Jay Wills | January 23, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:22
4. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Biden, Obama has re-kindled the tradition of keeping a royal fool close at hand.
4. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:25
5. Posted by iwogisdead | January 23, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons enjoy the Crazy Gravity-Defying Funhouse ride during post-inauguration celebrations.
5. Posted by iwogisdead | January 23, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:25
6. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Biden closes his eyes and pretends HE'S President...
6. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:27
7. Posted by WildWillie | January 23, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"You put your head in, you put your head out". ww
7. Posted by WildWillie | January 23, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:27
8. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Maybe it's just me, but I was expecting more unicorns.
8. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:30
9. Posted by Vagabond | January 23, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Ok, now lean to the left!"
9. Posted by Vagabond | January 23, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:31
10. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Obama's bringing REAL change to Washington. You know, like Clinton and Biden.
10. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:32
11. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My wife wouldn't let me watch the inauguration. She said "you can't dust for vomit".
11. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:33
12. Posted by tom | January 23, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bud--wi--ser
12. Posted by tom | January 23, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:35
13. Posted by Tim | January 23, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Harry Reid was right - you can smell the tourists...
13. Posted by Tim | January 23, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:37
14. Posted by iwogisdead | January 23, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
The Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons react to a large screen close-up of Helen Thomas.
14. Posted by iwogisdead | January 23, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:38
15. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama always likes to check his wallet whenever he stands that close to Clinton.
15. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:39
16. Posted by Dodo David | January 23, 2009 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama and company begin to upchuck upon learning that the the meal just served to them was prepared by a chef named Hannibal Lecter.
16. Posted by Dodo David | January 23, 2009 7:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:42
17. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
17. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:43
18. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Have the oceans fallen yet?
18. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:46
19. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I see Caroline Kennedy wasn't able to make it.
19. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:47
20. Posted by Dungeekin | January 23, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: -7 (11 votes cast)
Bill's saying, "no, Monica, THIS is how wide you'll need to open for Barack!"
D
20. Posted by Dungeekin | January 23, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: -7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:51
21. Posted by JAT | January 23, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sure looks like they have Proctalgia fugax
21. Posted by JAT | January 23, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:54
22. Posted by Nellerweller | January 23, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh gosh..... What did he just say???
22. Posted by Nellerweller | January 23, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:54
23. Posted by John P. | January 23, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does your Stomach feel,... Uhh, ummm, ohhhh, OH I think I'm gonna hurl!
23. Posted by John P. | January 23, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:57
24. Posted by al | January 23, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
do re me fa so la
24. Posted by al | January 23, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 07:58
25. Posted by pibill | January 23, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now,one more time, choir. Hold that last note a bit longer on the final stanza of the "International".
25. Posted by pibill | January 23, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:05
26. Posted by billburz | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I have never been so proud....... God damn, I mean Bless.........Whaaaat........Yeah Waatt.........Yeah she opened her mouth like this..............Hell no, it wasn't my mouth.
26. Posted by billburz | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:09
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Anxiously waiting to see who won the pool for how far down the stairs they could roll Cheney.
27. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:09
28. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
DING... You are now free to moan about the country.
28. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:09
29. Posted by Dodo David | January 23, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
President Obama's thought bubble: "Joe wasn't joking when he said that he took singing lessons from William Hung."
29. Posted by Dodo David | January 23, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:11
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Everyone hopes the new President will one day learn to not pull the VP's finger.
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:11
31. Posted by epador | January 23, 2009 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Group Possession revealed when these 6 of the 66 group hurl at the words "under God."
31. Posted by epador | January 23, 2009 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:16
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Na na nah na
hey hey hey
good bye"
32. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 23, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:19
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 23, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The no-drama Obama Administration suffered its first blow at the sight of Senator Kennedy on the floor.
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 23, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:20
34. Posted by smitch | January 23, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
From the office of POTUS: Please immediately cease and desist from running this photo. Only photos released by this office may be run by the press.
34. Posted by smitch | January 23, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:22
35. Posted by DaveD | January 23, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bad arugula.
35. Posted by DaveD | January 23, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:26
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"You'll love the new democrat nutcracker collection"
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:29
37. Posted by greyboots | January 23, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Coincidentally, these thought hit them at the exact same momment...
The Obamas --"Oh Noes, I'm too inexperience for this job, what was I thinking"
The Bidens-- "Oh Noes, I should have gotten more plugs and botox"
The Clintons--"Oh Noes, We got bamboozled by the this guy?"
37. Posted by greyboots | January 23, 2009 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:30
38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"H U R L"
38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:34
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"...I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head..."
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 23, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:36
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"My country 'tis for me...nooo, me!" "Nope, me!" "You're all wrong, it's for me!"
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:38
41. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"We're all excited and we just can't hide it..."
41. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:43
42. Posted by D. Dean | January 23, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The general reaction to the rereading of the inaugural poem.
42. Posted by D. Dean | January 23, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:43
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"O, Canada?!"
"Forget it. He's rolling."
43. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:50
44. Posted by BlogDog | January 23, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
MSNBC inadvertently runs its stock ticker on the Inuagural teleprompter.
44. Posted by BlogDog | January 23, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:50
45. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
♬
99 bailouts to pass, yet this year
99 bailouts to pass
vote none down, pass one this round.
98 bailouts to pass, yet this year...
♬
45. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:55
46. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| January 23, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Washington DC temperatures soared during the inaugural as a wave of hot air soared in from the area of the Washington Cathedral.
Local meteorologists are unsure what the cause for the sudden burst in temperatures, but all agree it's probably due to man-made Climate Change....
46. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| January 23, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:55
47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 23, 2009 8:57 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hurl-arity ensues when four people seated in close proximity to each other all believe they're the most brilliant person in the room.
47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 23, 2009 8:57 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 08:57
48. Posted by Steve | January 23, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"Hey look! Even from here you can already see capitalism circling the drain."
48. Posted by Steve | January 23, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:10
49. Posted by J-Ho | January 23, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OH! DEAR GOD! How did Monica Lewinski get in here?1? And what is she doing to Bill???
49. Posted by J-Ho | January 23, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:16
50. Posted by IowaRight | January 23, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's getting harder and harder to follow these Dow charts......
50. Posted by IowaRight | January 23, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:18
51. Posted by Jeff | January 23, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me
51. Posted by Jeff | January 23, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:23
52. Posted by IowaRight | January 23, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As shameless as they are, it is still really difficult to maintain eye contact with the American people when you are selling their line of bull.......
52. Posted by IowaRight | January 23, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:24
53. Posted by epador | January 23, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The 3 Amigos and wives say "Huh!"
53. Posted by epador | January 23, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:25
54. Posted by Steve | January 23, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
President Obama, Vice President Biden, and former President Clinton sing the National Anthem from the teleprompter.
54. Posted by Steve | January 23, 2009 9:46 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:46
55. Posted by Jack in TX | January 23, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy, I hope Hillary doesn't see where my hand is...
55. Posted by Jack in TX | January 23, 2009 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:49
56. Posted by Jack in TX | January 23, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VP: Owwwrrrrr... I know they call me a gassbag, but this bubble really hurts.
56. Posted by Jack in TX | January 23, 2009 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:53
57. Posted by Rick13 | January 23, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Simon says sing!
Put your hand on your heart!
OK, you two are out!
57. Posted by Rick13 | January 23, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 09:59
58. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bend over... the MSM is ready to start kissing.
58. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:07
59. Posted by LaMedusa | January 23, 2009 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, Master... We understand that your will is our will. We do your bidding for the common good---oh that damn teleprompter!"
59. Posted by LaMedusa | January 23, 2009 10:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:13
60. Posted by Bungalowlife | January 23, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The peanut butter canapes were served just minutes before the recall notice was received.
60. Posted by Bungalowlife | January 23, 2009 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:15
61. Posted by Bullwinkle | January 23, 2009 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All together, "WE DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!"
61. Posted by Bullwinkle | January 23, 2009 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:34
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I pledge allegiance...gag, heave, hurl..."
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 23, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:48
63. Posted by mojo | January 23, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"OWAAAA...TAGOO...SIAM..."
63. Posted by mojo | January 23, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:48
64. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 23, 2009 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OH NO! Chief Justice Roberts didn't bring a script!"
64. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 23, 2009 10:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:54
65. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SMARMY STRONG
65. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 10:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 10:59
66. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The US ship of state is sinking as liberals tilt with the deck refusing to acknowledge anything is wrong.
66. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:21
67. Posted by MPR | January 23, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Six of the biggest human vacuums just sucking air.
67. Posted by MPR | January 23, 2009 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:22
68. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "But Iran said it wouldnt use a nuke in NY City"
Michelle - "Saks 5th AVE is GONE. SNIFF SNIFF"
Biden - "Man look at the smoke"
Jill Biden - "God, can we please make Joe President now"
Bill - "Oh no, my secratary was in that OFFICE!!!
Hillary - "I just lost 10,000 voters"
68. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:27
69. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - So after we sing praise to Allah we have to get down on knees and bow towards Mecca right?
Biden - Right. Mecca is in Georgia right? So we have to face south.
Clinton - "Ladies kneel down in front of the men right?"
69. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:30
70. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 23, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obamas and Bidens insisted that their pushing the Clintons off the balcony was "accidental".
70. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 23, 2009 11:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:39
71. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
♬
Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
♬
71. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 11:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:39
72. Posted by Tammy | January 23, 2009 11:51 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
We pledge allegiance to the United States of Amerfrica...
72. Posted by Tammy | January 23, 2009 11:51 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:51
73. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "Who would have thought that Helen Thomas would do a strip tease in commenmoration of this event."
Michelle O. and Jill Biden - "That's disgusting."
Joe Biden - "Is that her face or her ass?"
Clinton - "You go girl."
Hillary - "She takes my breath away."
73. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:52
74. Posted by KurtO | January 23, 2009 11:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The new administration looks on as Bush gives his farewell "One finger Salute" followed by a "Full Moon".
74. Posted by KurtO | January 23, 2009 11:52 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:52
75. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:53 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The groomsmen and maids of honor at the wedding of the United States and Socialism.
75. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 11:53 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:53
76. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thar She blows!
76. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 11:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 11:58
77. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh Canada
77. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 12:00
78. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh Canada
78. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 12:01
79. Posted by chsw | January 23, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The President and his inaugural party managed the effects of the Senate luncheon better than did Byrd or Kennedy."
chsw
79. Posted by chsw | January 23, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 12:01
80. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At the Copa
Copa cabana
The hottest spot north of nirvana
80. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 12:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 23, 2009 12:08
81. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "What do you mean the Dow Jones went below 1000 today"
Jill Biden and Michelle O - "What do you mean Bloomingdales is bankrupt!!!"
Joe Biden - "the stock market sunk faster than Obama's approval ratings"
Bill Clinton - "Yep faster than panties on a $2 hooker"
Hillary - "All operatives, Operation take over is now in effect"
81. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 12:15 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 12:15
82. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The people in the conga line were amazed as Helen Thomas did the splits to get under the bar.
82. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 12:19 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 12:19
83. Posted by JoanneB | January 23, 2009 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States..."
Obama: Pssst, not now guys. We'll swear you in later.
83. Posted by JoanneB | January 23, 2009 12:31 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 12:31
84. Posted by kbiel
| January 23, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...O'er the land of the free stimulus check and the home of the oppressed minorities?
84. Posted by kbiel
| January 23, 2009 12:43 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 12:43
85. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone belch at the count of three...
85. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:04 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:04
86. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dis woulda sound mo good wif a boombox.
86. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:05 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:05
87. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Moderator: "I, state your name;"
Chorus: "I, state your name;"
Moderator: "pledge allegience...."
87. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:09 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:09
88. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I introduce into evidence to the kook left wing, a picture of a progressive singing the National Anthem with his hand over his heart and wearing a flagpin.
88. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 1:12 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:12
89. Posted by GarandFan | January 23, 2009 1:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These are "the one's we've been waiting for"?
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
89. Posted by GarandFan | January 23, 2009 1:19 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:19
90. Posted by retired military | January 23, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A democratic six pack. No wonder drinking gives you a hangover.
90. Posted by retired military | January 23, 2009 1:22 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:22
91. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we have 3 of their most powerful women in the world and their husbands, known affectionately by democrats as "The big O", "Oh shit", and "Oh my, keep it up".
91. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:24 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:24
92. Posted by steve m | January 23, 2009 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OMG! Is that a turd in the punch bowl?
92. Posted by steve m | January 23, 2009 1:28 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:28
93. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 23, 2009 1:34 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Michelle: "Hands Off My Man"
The Messiah: "My Bologna Has A First Name"
Joe & Jill: "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
Bill: "Cat Scratch Fever"
Hillary: "I gotta get out of this place"
93. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 23, 2009 1:34 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:34
94. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
From left to right these couples are known as
"There"
"Tried to get there"
"Been there and done that."
94. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:36 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:36
95. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle - "I can't believe the poodle bit him there"
Obama - "I changed my mind about getting a rottweiler"
Joe Biden - "Man, That has to hurt"
Jill Biden - "Oh, that poor man"
Bill Clinton - "I wonder if he named the poodle Monica"
Hillary Clinton - "Now where did I put my lockbox"
95. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 1:44 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 13:44
96. Posted by Faith+1 | January 23, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The real causes of Global Warming.
96. Posted by Faith+1 | January 23, 2009 2:08 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:08
97. Posted by Willism shives | January 23, 2009 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am feeling sick how about you?
I knew we should not have the last toast of champagne with george and dick before they left. They must have put something in our glasses.
97. Posted by Willism shives | January 23, 2009 2:17 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:17
98. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Universal reaction to Al Gore's utterance -- 'Now, I'd like to say a few words about global warming.'
98. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2009 2:27 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:27
99. Posted by Jeff | January 23, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Even Democrats can only take so much of Matthews and Olberman.
99. Posted by Jeff | January 23, 2009 2:27 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:27
100. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Usual Suspects.
100. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 2:32 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:32
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 23, 2009 2:44 PM | Score: -10 (10 votes cast)
Ding dong, Bush is gone.
Which old Bush, the wicked Bush.
Ding dong Bush is gone.....
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 23, 2009 2:44 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:44
102. Posted by Master Shake | January 23, 2009 2:47 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Paul Hoosen, JFO, and Hyperbolist (below frame) were also present.
102. Posted by Master Shake | January 23, 2009 2:47 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:47
103. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | January 23, 2009 2:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: Hey Republicans I told you I WON got it
I WON
103. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | January 23, 2009 2:58 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 14:58
104. Posted by twolaneflash | January 23, 2009 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN, Reverend Lowery!
You should never have left Bowery.
(oops, the drunken fool just fell down the steps)
104. Posted by twolaneflash | January 23, 2009 3:29 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 15:29
105. Posted by Lynn Dalton | January 23, 2009 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey! Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
105. Posted by Lynn Dalton | January 23, 2009 3:52 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 15:52
106. Posted by Swanny | January 23, 2009 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't cling to hard to your possessions for you have nothing if you have no rights..."
President Obama leads his new administration in a rendition of the nation's new national anthem, The Internationale. The President made the change by executive order during his first hour in the White House.
106. Posted by Swanny | January 23, 2009 4:07 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 16:07
107. Posted by hpb | January 23, 2009 4:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Team Hope-N-Change watches the market reaction.
107. Posted by hpb | January 23, 2009 4:13 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 16:13
108. Posted by Big Bag of Wind .Com | January 23, 2009 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Singing farewell to Howard Dean
108. Posted by Big Bag of Wind .Com | January 23, 2009 4:28 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 16:28
109. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 4:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The President, VP, and Secratary of State watch as Israel signs the UNs ultimatum for restitution to Hamas and Gaza with a 5 Kiloton pen.
109. Posted by retired miilitary | January 23, 2009 4:38 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 16:38
110. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 23, 2009 4:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In order not to stain their shoes, leading liberals make sure to lean way over when they vomit upon the US Constitution.
110. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 23, 2009 4:40 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 16:40
111. Posted by starboardhelm | January 23, 2009 6:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama leads the group in burping the national anthem.
or
The winning team of the 'Sychronized Retching' competition -- 2009 Entitlement & Elitist Olympics.
111. Posted by starboardhelm | January 23, 2009 6:09 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 18:09
112. Posted by proof | January 23, 2009 6:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nausea. Heartburn. Indigestion. Upset Stomach. Diarrhea.
112. Posted by proof | January 23, 2009 6:53 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 18:53
113. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 7:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle: "What so shamef'ly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?"
113. Posted by Spike | January 23, 2009 7:35 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 19:35
114. Posted by Brother Bob | January 23, 2009 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
114. Posted by Brother Bob | January 23, 2009 8:23 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 20:23
115. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Were all so relieved the Clintons are finally out of the picture.
115. Posted by 914 | January 23, 2009 8:35 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 20:35
116. Posted by Hodink | January 23, 2009 9:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let's All Take The Presidential Oath Day, organized by Hillary Clinton, is another fun it takes a village activity.
116. Posted by Hodink | January 23, 2009 9:15 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 21:15
117. Posted by Jack Bauer's Evil Brother | January 23, 2009 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So what if we just hit an iceberg? This administration is unsinkable!"
117. Posted by Jack Bauer's Evil Brother | January 23, 2009 10:55 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2009 22:55
118. Posted by 914 | January 24, 2009 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bottom feeders one and all!
118. Posted by 914 | January 24, 2009 12:48 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 00:48
119. Posted by Gmac | January 24, 2009 3:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the Presidential Projectile Vomiting Team executed flawlessly only one person thought to look down to see if there was anyone below.
119. Posted by Gmac | January 24, 2009 3:53 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 03:53
120. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 24, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
He's got hi-i-igh hopes, he's got hi-i-igh hopes.
He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes.
120. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 24, 2009 9:42 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 09:42
121. Posted by geminichuck | January 24, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Get Oughta Here - Get Back to Texas - Go, you Basterd!"
121. Posted by geminichuck | January 24, 2009 10:12 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 10:12
122. Posted by Phydeaxphan | January 24, 2009 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I know what BOOBS look like
122. Posted by Phydeaxphan | January 24, 2009 4:58 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 16:58
123. Posted by Frank | January 24, 2009 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Franken Won?!
123. Posted by Frank | January 24, 2009 8:49 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 20:49
124. Posted by Russ | January 24, 2009 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hurling! Hurling! Over the bounty main!
124. Posted by Russ | January 24, 2009 9:39 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 21:39
125. Posted by Yeff | January 24, 2009 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Democratic leadership reacts with the vapors as Rush Limbaugh pulls off his Rosie O'Donnell mask and steps forward with a microphone.
125. Posted by Yeff | January 24, 2009 10:16 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 22:16
126. Posted by Shannon | January 24, 2009 11:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OMG... What did former President Bush eat!?!?!?
126. Posted by Shannon | January 24, 2009 11:24 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2009 23:24
127. Posted by Spike | January 25, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obamas sing the National Anthem; not the way it is, but the way it should be.
127. Posted by Spike | January 25, 2009 9:22 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2009 09:22
128. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 25, 2009 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gonna need a bigger bus
128. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 25, 2009 3:18 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2009 15:18
129. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2009 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the kooks, come marching in.
When the kooks come marching in.
How Franken would love to be in their numbers.
when the kooks all get sworn in.
129. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2009 5:17 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2009 17:17
130. Posted by Kevin
| January 26, 2009 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
130. Posted by Kevin
| January 26, 2009 1:44 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2009 01:44