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Comments (147)
Another successful landing ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Another successful landing by Chinese pilot, Won Wing Lo.
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:15
2. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2009 7:16 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Red Bull gives you wings!
2. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2009 7:16 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:16
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The Airlines approach Congress for a bailout.
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:17 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:17
4. Posted by rodney dilld | January 16, 2009 7:19 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
"First they take away the beverage and peanuts, then they charge for luggage, and now economy seating."
4. Posted by rodney dilld | January 16, 2009 7:19 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:19
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Bernoulli's flatuent moment at 3000 feet caused US Airways flight 1549 to have what is now known as the Bernoulli Effect.
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:24
6. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Hat tip to George Carlin: So this is what they meant by getting ON the plane. No, f*** you, I wanna get IN the plane.
6. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:25
7. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hmmm, so this is "change." I don't think I like it.
7. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:26
8. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
I don't care how "green" it is, can't we just fly and the carbon footprint be damned?
8. Posted by Timmer | January 16, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:29
9. Posted by Strick | January 16, 2009 7:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Madoff Airlines' vacation resort on what it guarantees is the smallest, most exclusive island in the world fooled many of the social elite.
9. Posted by Strick | January 16, 2009 7:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:37
10. Posted by epador | January 16, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Grace of God and skill of the pilot.
10. Posted by epador | January 16, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:38
11. Posted by tomg51 | January 16, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Waterworld
11. Posted by tomg51 | January 16, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:41
12. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Al Gore displays this photo as proof that global warming will cause the oceans to rise 100 feet in the next 5 years.
12. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:43
13. Posted by retired military | January 16, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
America after Obama at the helm for 4 years.
13. Posted by retired military | January 16, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:44
14. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Stupid moslem geese.
14. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:47
15. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 29 (35 votes cast)
"Now, you're free to swim about the country."
15. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 29 (35 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:48
16. Posted by Fesh | January 16, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...
16. Posted by Fesh | January 16, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:49
17. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 16, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ticket agent in Charlotte to passengers waiting at gate: "Your connecting flight has had a bit of a delay. We can get you home in March."
17. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 16, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:50
18. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
No wonder it couldn't fly. It's got all those people standing on the wings!
18. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:53
19. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
USAir announces a new economy class: WaterWings!
19. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:54
20. Posted by J-ho | January 16, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Not long into Obama's presidency the government takeover of all things, including the airline industry, began to show some problems.
20. Posted by J-ho | January 16, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:55
21. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 16 (22 votes cast)
When USAir tells you they need a "bail out", they really mean it.
21. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 16 (22 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 07:58
22. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Alright - who's the u-boat commander?"
22. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:01
23. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Someone must not have had their tray table in the upright and locked position!
23. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:01
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 16, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
We're gonna need a bigger plane.
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 16, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:02
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 16, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 22 (28 votes cast)
Those people on the left wing have no idea what they're doing.
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 16, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 22 (28 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:04
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 16, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
If you are landing "on a wing and prayer" and you end up "on a wing and a prayer", then consider your first prayer answered. Amen.
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 16, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:06
27. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
You'll notice too many people on the left wing. It's the same problem we're having with the country.
27. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:06
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Bah Bye, Bah Bye Now, Bah Bye....
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:08
29. Posted by FormerHostage | January 16, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Allegory for Obama's economic plan.
29. Posted by FormerHostage | January 16, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:08
30. Posted by tomg51 | January 16, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Non-Smoking out here? Are you nuts?!
30. Posted by tomg51 | January 16, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:09
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Next time Dell, try to have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the listener"
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:10
32. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Stewardess... Can I get some more peanuts?"
32. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:10
33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"a little song a little dance a little ice water down my pants"
33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:11
34. Posted by Rickbert
| January 16, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Sometimes the Universe just decides to make it's own Far Side cartoon.
34. Posted by Rickbert
| January 16, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:13
35. Posted by billburz | January 16, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Spectators take up every spare inch to see "THE ONE" be Inaugurated.
35. Posted by billburz | January 16, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:13
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Take me to the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:14
37. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
The first episode of "Lost: East River" looks promising, although it's kind of hard to see where they'll take the show from here.
37. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:17
38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man, we really need a bail-out now"
38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:17
39. Posted by Jonathan | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. So don't be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.
Remember this when you worry about President Obama.
39. Posted by Jonathan | January 16, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:17
40. Posted by Dodo David | January 16, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
When you fly with Obamessiah Airlines, you will walk on water, too!
40. Posted by Dodo David | January 16, 2009 8:18 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:18
41. Posted by jim2 | January 16, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
PETA officials announced this afternoon that they would file suit against US Airways on behalf of the geese.
41. Posted by jim2 | January 16, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:19
42. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I want to be a part of it - New Yo...."
"Shut up will ya?"
42. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:20
43. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 16, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
What does a one term Senator becoming President and a 28 year veteran pilot have in common?
They both scare the hell out of you when the say "watch this" .
43. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 16, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:27
44. Posted by john Thorpe | January 16, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Saints on a plane
44. Posted by john Thorpe | January 16, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:35
45. Posted by pibill | January 16, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A whole new meaning to "winging it"!
45. Posted by pibill | January 16, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:44
46. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 16, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 15 (23 votes cast)
PLANNING for the unthinkable, achieving the improbable, and saving the day.
Thank you, USAF vet Chesley Sullenberger
46. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 16, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 15 (23 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:45
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 16, 2009 8:47 AM | Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
As criticism of Obama's policies grew, more and more reporters found themselves thrown off Air Force One.
47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 16, 2009 8:47 AM |
Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:47
48. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Miracle on the Hudson!
48. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:51
49. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GoreAir's idea of going green.
49. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:58
50. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 16, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Isn't that one of those new hybrid airliners mandated by Congress?
50. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 16, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 08:59
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the fall of 2008 America, casting all common sense and reason aside, decides to sink into the abyss of bailouts and socialism.
51. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:00
52. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welcome to the friendly skies seas!
52. Posted by JAT | January 16, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:03
53. Posted by Mycroft | January 16, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"And newly promoted pilot at the stick Obama makes his first landing."
"They say "any landing you can walk away from is a good landing". What about a landing you can swim away from?"
53. Posted by Mycroft | January 16, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:09
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
So that's what happened to Air America.
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:14
55. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
" Is that Ted Kennedy in the pilot chair?"
55. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 16, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:15
56. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Thank you for flying Obama Airlines. Due to fuel restrictions to ease the effects of Global Warming, all passengers must sacrifice a little convenience in order to get to baggage claim.
56. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:17
57. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 16, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
For the cost-conscious consumer, US Airways is proud to offer the new "Galley Class" service. A complimentary oar is included.
57. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 16, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:22
58. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Congressman Murtha claimed that spending $600 billion for building the 'Flying Sub' in his district kept jobs in Pennsylvania.
After the failure of its maiden flight, it was revealed that the status briefings which he used as proof of its viability were actually reruns of 'Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea'.
58. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:23
59. Posted by vader06 | January 16, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
A flock of seagulls caused this ? Man I knew that guy's hair was a disaster but come on...
59. Posted by vader06 | January 16, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:24
60. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The coast guard intercepts a plane full of Cuban refugees...
60. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:28
61. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Pull my yoke."
61. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:29
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
US Scareways lives up to its nickname again.
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:30
63. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tower: "1549... the pattern has opened up and you are now cleared for landing..."
63. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:30
64. Posted by shockwaver | January 16, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
It's Bush's fault.
64. Posted by shockwaver | January 16, 2009 9:40 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:40
65. Posted by Justrand
| January 16, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain's attempt to start a new career as a commercial airline pilot becomes a sad metaphor for his political career.
65. Posted by Justrand
| January 16, 2009 9:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:45
66. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jack, you're the doctor, you have to make a decision! Do we take our chances with the mysterious creatures on Manhattan, or "the others" in Jersey?
66. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 9:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:46
67. Posted by iwogisdead | January 16, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama appointees to the Department of Transportation depart New York City on what they believe to be a DOT boat.
67. Posted by iwogisdead | January 16, 2009 9:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 09:53
68. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush's Council of Economic Advisors transitions economic policy decision-making to the incoming Obama Administration.
68. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:02
69. Posted by David Stark | January 16, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
US Airways decides to go head to head with Carnival Cruise Lines.
69. Posted by David Stark | January 16, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:02
70. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Any landing you can swim away from...
70. Posted by Al Pennam | January 16, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:03
71. Posted by Dustin May | January 16, 2009 10:06 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Thanks to President Bush this plane was not used as a missile.
Thanks to the military Capt. Sullenberger's Air Force training allowed him to land the plane safely, in the water, without casualty.
Thanks to God that the Left has not been able to get rid of either President Bush or the military.
71. Posted by Dustin May | January 16, 2009 10:06 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:06
72. Posted by jennifer | January 16, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"It's a boat"
"It's a plane"
"No, it's Super-pilot!"
72. Posted by jennifer | January 16, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:10
73. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "I've abandoned free-market principles to save the free-market system."
73. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:19
74. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 10:24 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Pilot on the intercom in his best Maxwell Smart voice "Missed the landing strip by thaaaaaat much"
74. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 10:24 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:24
75. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Psalm 37:23 The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD; and he delighteth in his way.
Hat tip to Pilot Chesley Sullenberger.
75. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:35 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:35
76. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ask not what your passengers can do for you; ask what you can do for your passengers.
76. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:36
77. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Last man off is a hero.
77. Posted by Spike | January 16, 2009 10:37 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:37
78. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Australian for Spoilers
78. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 10:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:37
79. Posted by BluesHarper | January 16, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PETA members begin to panic as not only sea kittens but sea tigers begin circling.
79. Posted by BluesHarper | January 16, 2009 10:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:43
80. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 16, 2009 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pilot to co-pilot, "Where's an aircraft carrier when you really need one?" Co-pilot to pilot, "All we really needed was a longer runway!"
80. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 16, 2009 10:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:45
81. Posted by hpb | January 16, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Artist's impression of a futuristic mass transit system in the utopian land of $10/gal gasoline.
Oops, wrong caption contest.
81. Posted by hpb | January 16, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:50
82. Posted by Tammy | January 16, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
On a wing and a prayer...
82. Posted by Tammy | January 16, 2009 10:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:56
83. Posted by hpb | January 16, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Flight attendant: All right, now do you care about the "in the event of a water landing" speech?
83. Posted by hpb | January 16, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:58
84. Posted by allium | January 16, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is what happens when Noah meets boarding delays at USAIR
84. Posted by allium | January 16, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 10:58
85. Posted by Sturatt | January 16, 2009 11:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
In an ironic attempt to offer passengers additonal comfort in 2009, US Airways recently began offering goose down pillows in the cabin.
85. Posted by Sturatt | January 16, 2009 11:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 11:07
86. Posted by cstmbuild | January 16, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
India Airlines: Just Hang on, we'll get you there.
86. Posted by cstmbuild | January 16, 2009 11:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 11:13
87. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, everybody! It's Limbo time!"
87. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:19 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 11:19
88. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Another one rides the bus...!"
88. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:23 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 11:23
89. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do I still get my sandwich and snack box with this flight? Hey, I paid for the sandwich!"
89. Posted by LaMedusa | January 16, 2009 11:25 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 11:25
90. Posted by THC | January 16, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Insert Airplane! quote here)
90. Posted by THC | January 16, 2009 11:29 AM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 11:29
91. Posted by Brian | January 16, 2009 11:57 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Damn it Jesus, did you have you to show off now?
91. Posted by Brian | January 16, 2009 11:57 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 11:57
92. Posted by drjohn | January 16, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama orders the transfer of those thrown under his bus to an aircraft to return them home.
92. Posted by drjohn | January 16, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:01
93. Posted by jmc | January 16, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (25 votes cast)
The soaring bush economy.
93. Posted by jmc | January 16, 2009 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (25 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:07
94. Posted by vinron | January 16, 2009 12:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Left wing, right wing, it doesn't matter. We're all screwed.
94. Posted by vinron | January 16, 2009 12:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:09
95. Posted by Brian | January 16, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Over-booking reaches its logical conclusion.
95. Posted by Brian | January 16, 2009 12:15 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:15
96. Posted by Bryan | January 16, 2009 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
All oft you passengerzs that can svim exit on the left ving und svim 1 mile to shore.... All of ze passengerzs that can not svim exit on the right ving and Thank you for flying Luftansa Airlines.
96. Posted by Bryan | January 16, 2009 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:31
97. Posted by Faith+1 | January 16, 2009 12:40 PM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
US Air Force Academy Training: $350K
US Air Force Pilot Training: $2,000,000
Perfect Landing by a well trained pilot savings all souls on board:
Priceless
97. Posted by Faith+1 | January 16, 2009 12:40 PM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:40
98. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 16, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wetbacks? We ain't no stinking wetbacks.
98. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 16, 2009 12:45 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 12:45
99. Posted by Jack in TX | January 16, 2009 1:15 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Alliance for Climate Protection announced today that it had received an official communique from the Goose Global Climate Action Front, claiming responsibility for yesterday's "direct action against 'carbon criminals' at US Airways"....
99. Posted by Jack in TX | January 16, 2009 1:15 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 13:15
100. Posted by GarandFan | January 16, 2009 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shit! Gore was right, the ice caps did melt!
100. Posted by GarandFan | January 16, 2009 1:28 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 13:28
101. Posted by hcddbz | January 16, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is an American Hero? I show you grit, determination, self sacrifice and unwavering bravery in the face of adversity all done with humility and few words.
101. Posted by hcddbz | January 16, 2009 1:37 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 13:37
102. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When Obama said we would all have to chip in to bail out the country I didn't think they would be passing out buckets!!"
102. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 1:39 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 13:39
103. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 16, 2009 1:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yes, I remember seeing "Flight of the Phoenix", but this is ridiculous!"
103. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 16, 2009 1:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 13:42
104. Posted by Buckhunter | January 16, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Who said Cuba is in trouble.. Look at the $65,000,000 raft they are using........
104. Posted by Buckhunter | January 16, 2009 1:55 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 13:55
105. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
REUTERS HEADLINE
"Evironmental groups cheered today at the $5 million fine levied against Capt. Sullenberger for water pollution."
105. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 1:59 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 13:59
106. Posted by Porkopolis | January 16, 2009 2:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Future AP Report:
106. Posted by Porkopolis | January 16, 2009 2:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 14:05
107. Posted by Bob | January 16, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Air fare from New York to Charlotte: $495. Having a pilot who knows how to land safely on water: Priceless.
107. Posted by Bob | January 16, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 14:06
108. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 16, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heard in the cockpit: Talk to me, Geese.
108. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 16, 2009 2:37 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 14:37
109. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lieberman's the only one left in the fuselage.
109. Posted by rodney dill | January 16, 2009 3:09 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 15:09
110. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Close Encounters 2009.
110. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 3:21 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 15:21
111. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Hansens were the first in their neighborhood to get 'Lost: The Home Version'.
111. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 3:44 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 15:44
112. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My name? Blagojevich. I used to be Governor of Illinois before I got my pilot's license
112. Posted by hermie | January 16, 2009 3:47 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 15:47
113. Posted by Syllabucks | January 16, 2009 4:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Democrats still deny their responsibility for the sinking ship US Economy.
113. Posted by Syllabucks | January 16, 2009 4:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 16:41
114. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ze plane! Ze plane! Oh, shit!"
114. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 16, 2009 4:46 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 16:46
115. Posted by rick | January 16, 2009 4:55 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Obama! You are the wind beneath my wings!
115. Posted by rick | January 16, 2009 4:55 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 16:55
116. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In honor of Ricardo Montabon
Tattoo "Boss what do you call a large pizza?"
Mr Rourke "I dont know Tatto"
Tattoo "De large plain, de large plain"
116. Posted by retired miilitary | January 16, 2009 5:11 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 17:11
117. Posted by Nylda | January 16, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
U.S. Airways -- the first to offer rewards for frequent nautical miles!
117. Posted by Nylda | January 16, 2009 5:39 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 17:39
118. Posted by Ellis Slack | January 16, 2009 5:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Anyone seen where I left the remote?
118. Posted by Ellis Slack | January 16, 2009 5:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 17:41
119. Posted by Karl | January 16, 2009 6:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Next time you decide to give someone "a little goose", you're dead.
119. Posted by Karl | January 16, 2009 6:30 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 18:30
120. Posted by Pipes_C | January 16, 2009 6:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right....
120. Posted by Pipes_C | January 16, 2009 6:34 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 18:34
121. Posted by cheryl campbell | January 16, 2009 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOST
121. Posted by cheryl campbell | January 16, 2009 6:55 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 18:55
122. Posted by Cloudfish | January 16, 2009 7:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ok, everybody---on 3, FLAP!
122. Posted by Cloudfish | January 16, 2009 7:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 19:08
123. Posted by Bob | January 16, 2009 8:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In the latest attempt to revive hands across America . . .
123. Posted by Bob | January 16, 2009 8:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 20:41
124. Posted by Arthur | January 16, 2009 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You can tell which ones voted for Obama - they're walking on water.
124. Posted by Arthur | January 16, 2009 9:30 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 21:30
125. Posted by Gmac | January 16, 2009 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Atlantis Air Flight 1549, now boarding at the Hudson river boarding area.
125. Posted by Gmac | January 16, 2009 10:03 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 22:03
126. Posted by SATerp | January 16, 2009 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Free Cuba Airlines embarks on its maiden flight from Havana, Cuba all the way to Miami, Florida.
126. Posted by SATerp | January 16, 2009 10:54 PM |
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Posted on January 16, 2009 22:54
127. Posted by Hythloday | January 16, 2009 11:55 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Buh-Bye, now. Buh-Bye.
127. Posted by Hythloday | January 16, 2009 11:55 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 16, 2009 23:55
128. Posted by Lyana | January 17, 2009 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Brooklyn Literalist Club was glad they hadn't been told to take a long walk off a short pier.
128. Posted by Lyana | January 17, 2009 1:49 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 01:49
129. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Washington Post: "Some people who arrived late for the inauguration felt that the US Air viewing site was too far away".
129. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:21 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 10:21
130. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
US Airways new 'standing-room-only' section didn't work as well as planned!
130. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 17, 2009 10:27
131. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Be sure you keep your seat belts secured until we come to a complete stop"...
131. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 10:32 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 10:32
132. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We know there are other water taxi services,thanks for choosing Wild Goose Floater Plane...we'll wet your whistle (or whatever)".
132. Posted by MoonMonkey | January 17, 2009 11:17 AM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 11:17
133. Posted by Ed | January 17, 2009 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The eleventh commandment of flying: Thou Shalt Maintain Thine Airspeed and Altitude Lest the Water Come Up and Smite Thee.
133. Posted by Ed | January 17, 2009 12:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 17, 2009 12:14
134. Posted by Curtis Hier
| January 17, 2009 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If only we'd brought the economy in for a soft landing.
134. Posted by Curtis Hier
| January 17, 2009 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 17, 2009 12:36
135. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | January 17, 2009 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's always that darn left wing, isn't it?
135. Posted by Big Bag of Wind | January 17, 2009 12:38 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 12:38
136. Posted by D. Dean | January 17, 2009 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shoot Geese
Save Planes
136. Posted by D. Dean | January 17, 2009 1:29 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 13:29
137. Posted by Darby | January 17, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Left wing, right wing, doesn't matter when you're sinking does it?
137. Posted by Darby | January 17, 2009 2:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 17, 2009 14:10
138. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 17, 2009 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You are the wind beneath my...
Never mind.
138. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 17, 2009 2:11 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 14:11
139. Posted by Bungalowlife | January 17, 2009 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
People on the Left Wing: "TASTES GREAT!"
People of the Right Wing: "LESS FILLING!"
People on the Left Wing: "TASTES GREAT!"
People of the Right Wing: "LESS FILLING!"
People on the Left Wing: "TASTES GREAT!"
People of the Right Wing: "LESS FILLING!"
Rinse and repeat.....
139. Posted by Bungalowlife | January 17, 2009 7:08 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 19:08
140. Posted by rodney dill | January 17, 2009 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and then things took and Immelman turn for the worse.
140. Posted by rodney dill | January 17, 2009 7:52 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 19:52
141. Posted by rodney dill | January 17, 2009 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Toldya not to goose the throttle."
141. Posted by rodney dill | January 17, 2009 7:58 PM |
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Posted on January 17, 2009 19:58
142. Posted by J.S.Bridges | January 18, 2009 3:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Does this mean we get a checked-bag-fee refund?"
142. Posted by J.S.Bridges | January 18, 2009 3:49 AM |
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Posted on January 18, 2009 03:49
143. Posted by greyboots | January 18, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It has been found that this is a wing conspiracy as several of the passengers heard "AFLAC" just before the engines died.
143. Posted by greyboots | January 18, 2009 9:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 18, 2009 09:16
144. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 18, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PETA has announced it will be suing United Airlines for 100 million dollars on behalf of the deceased Canadians.
144. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 18, 2009 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 18, 2009 09:34
145. Posted by Dave | January 18, 2009 3:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The new pedestrian bridge between Manhattan and New Jersey turned into a dismal failure when it was discovered that the designers were using US measurements and the builders went metric."
145. Posted by Dave | January 18, 2009 3:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 18, 2009 15:37
146. Posted by Karl | January 18, 2009 10:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Breakfast on the plane? Anything but "shredded tweet".
146. Posted by Karl | January 18, 2009 10:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 18, 2009 22:50
147. Posted by Kevin
| January 19, 2009 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
147. Posted by Kevin
| January 19, 2009 12:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 19, 2009 00:44