11. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | January 9, 2009 8:08 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:
Reporters were puzzled when moments later from behind the closed doors they heard numerous sharp cracks and Obama repeatedly uttering, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
11. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | January 9, 2009 8:08 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
15. Posted by
Lily | January 9, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lily:
One of these men will have his hunky visage lovingly carved on Mount Rushmore by adoring volunteers. Shortly thereafter, with global warming now magically reversed; the all organic, environmentally neutral, free-trade tofu sculpture sadly falls victim to seven feet of non-man-made South Dakota winter.
15. Posted by
Lily | January 9, 2009 8:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack Obama: President Clinton used a cigar on his intern. How about you, George Senior? Got any advice for me? I can't wait to get me some of that hot buttered...
19. Posted by
MPR | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MPR:
W to Clinton,"I don't care if Obama needs a prompter he can fake the words like Jimmy. Dad will sing base and you have to sing the high part. Ready? One...two.."
19. Posted by
MPR | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
50. Posted by
Chris G | January 10, 2009 3:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:
Carter: (Thinking to himself) "Damn!! It's been 30 years, and after all the crap that Bush kid has pulled, they still like him better than me. WTF sup' with that".
50. Posted by
Chris G | January 10, 2009 3:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
90. Posted by
Rachel Edith | January 10, 2009 5:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:
Obama to Bush 41 - "You talk to Carter."
Bush 41` to Obama - "No, you talk to Carter."
Bush 43 to Clinton - "You talk to Carter."
Clinton to Bush 43 - "Nope. Get Obama. He's the newbie."
90. Posted by
Rachel Edith | January 10, 2009 5:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (110)
Win a trip to Paris! Just ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by GarandFan | January 9, 2009 7:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Win a trip to Paris! Just tell us which President just 'cut one'. Winner to be notified by mail.
1. Posted by GarandFan | January 9, 2009 7:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:14
2. Posted by GarandFan | January 9, 2009 7:18 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama's comment about "I'll change things around here" generated an interesting reaction from the President and former Presidents.
2. Posted by GarandFan | January 9, 2009 7:18 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:18
3. Posted by tom | January 9, 2009 7:29 PM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
From left to right
"Read my lips,
I bring change,
I bring compassionate conservatism,
I had the best BJ in this office,
What's a BJ?"
3. Posted by tom | January 9, 2009 7:29 PM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:29
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Barack, you can be Michael. Dad, you be Jermain. Bill, you're Marlon. I'll be Jackie. Carter you be Tito.
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:47 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:47
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:49 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"It's fun to stay at the Y M C A"
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:49 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:49
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:50 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Usual Suspects
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 7:50 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:50
7. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2009 7:58 PM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Bush (center) - Fools to the left of me Jokers to the right , here I am.
7. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2009 7:58 PM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 19:58
8. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2009 8:00 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Here we have the vast right wing conspiracy trying to scare white voters by showing a black man between 2 white bushes.
8. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2009 8:00 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:00
9. Posted by mpw280 | January 9, 2009 8:00 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey guys who is the goof over there on the end, you know the one standing in his own little world. mpw
9. Posted by mpw280 | January 9, 2009 8:00 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:00
10. Posted by Jay Tea | January 9, 2009 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Button, button... who's got the button?
J.
10. Posted by Jay Tea | January 9, 2009 8:03 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:03
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 9, 2009 8:08 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Reporters were puzzled when moments later from behind the closed doors they heard numerous sharp cracks and Obama repeatedly uttering, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 9, 2009 8:08 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:08
12. Posted by Pipes_C | January 9, 2009 8:15 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Obama to elder Bush: "Your son is a moron."
Bush to Clinton:"Obama is gonna F this up."
Carter: "I like turtles."
12. Posted by Pipes_C | January 9, 2009 8:15 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:15
13. Posted by Tim McFall | January 9, 2009 8:29 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"That smell? Jimmy crapped his pants again, pass it on".
13. Posted by Tim McFall | January 9, 2009 8:29 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:29
14. Posted by pibill | January 9, 2009 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Royal Flush--
14. Posted by pibill | January 9, 2009 8:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:42
15. Posted by Lily | January 9, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of these men will have his hunky visage lovingly carved on Mount Rushmore by adoring volunteers. Shortly thereafter, with global warming now magically reversed; the all organic, environmentally neutral, free-trade tofu sculpture sadly falls victim to seven feet of non-man-made South Dakota winter.
15. Posted by Lily | January 9, 2009 8:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 20:53
16. Posted by Pasadena Closet Conservativep | January 9, 2009 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack Obama: President Clinton used a cigar on his intern. How about you, George Senior? Got any advice for me? I can't wait to get me some of that hot buttered...
16. Posted by Pasadena Closet Conservativep | January 9, 2009 9:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:02
17. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
W & O need to switch places, then the ties change chromatically as their political leanings.
17. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:05 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:05
18. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HOWCE
18. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:07
19. Posted by MPR | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W to Clinton,"I don't care if Obama needs a prompter he can fake the words like Jimmy. Dad will sing base and you have to sing the high part. Ready? One...two.."
19. Posted by MPR | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:16
20. Posted by proof | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We Presidents and former Presidents will stand shoulder to shoulder!
Hey! Who's that dweeb in the striped tie?
20. Posted by proof | January 9, 2009 9:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:16
21. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 9, 2009 9:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
To many Chiefs spoils the country.
21. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 9, 2009 9:19 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:19
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 9, 2009 9:19 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sigh.
Too many Chiefs spoils the country.
Dammit!
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 9, 2009 9:19 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:19
23. Posted by davey | January 9, 2009 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who farted?
23. Posted by davey | January 9, 2009 9:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:24
24. Posted by jen | January 9, 2009 9:47 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Stage Left~ Jimminy The HUD-fudbuster Carter.
~Stage Right~ Read My Lips Bushmaster
~Stage Center~ A socialist, a Lame Duck, and a Pervert.
24. Posted by jen | January 9, 2009 9:47 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:47
25. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 9:47 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
One of these things is not like the others.
25. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 9:47 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:47
26. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 9:48 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Even Clinton doesn't want to stand next to Carter!
26. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 9:48 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:48
27. Posted by Mike | January 9, 2009 9:57 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
(L to R)
Bummer, Yammer, Dumber, Hummer, Hammer
27. Posted by Mike | January 9, 2009 9:57 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 21:57
28. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush to Clinton: Really, Bill. How'd you convince Junior here to let the Pant-Suited Parasite into his cabinet?
28. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:05
29. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton's lost in a world of cigars and fat interns.
29. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:07
30. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:10 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
W to Clinton: "Junior here doesn't have a clue what he's getting into, does he?"
30. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:10 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:10
31. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, anybody bring a killer rabbit?
31. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:14
32. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eeny, meany, miny, mo, catch a black.....
Yep! It works.
32. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 10:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:15
33. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:29 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The group shares a hearty laugh at the gullibility of the American people.
33. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 10:29 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:29
34. Posted by IowaRight | January 9, 2009 10:38 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Carter cracks em up again with his patented "Hamas is the victim" schtick...
34. Posted by IowaRight | January 9, 2009 10:38 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:38
35. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 10:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
From the far left to the right; Barak Obama, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush.
35. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 10:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:49
36. Posted by the struggler | January 9, 2009 10:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If we all stand in front of the desk,Monica can escape out the window
36. Posted by the struggler | January 9, 2009 10:51 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 22:51
37. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof positive that our electoral system is broken.
37. Posted by fustian | January 9, 2009 11:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:11
38. Posted by Phydeauxphan | January 9, 2009 11:13 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bush + Obama + Bush + Clinton + Carter
38. Posted by Phydeauxphan | January 9, 2009 11:13 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:13
39. Posted by Phydeauxphan | January 9, 2009 11:17 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
"Bush + Obama + Bush + Clinton + Carter
39. Posted by Phydeauxphan | January 9, 2009 11:17 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:17
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 11:28 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
I thought there were only four Horseman of the Apocalypse.
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 9, 2009 11:28 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:28
41. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 11:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So tell me HW, what, exactly, is a 'post turtle'?
41. Posted by Spike | January 9, 2009 11:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:48
42. Posted by Peter F. | January 9, 2009 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Yo, what smells like a dirty Cuban restaurant?"
W: "Oh, that's just Carter...you'll get used to it."
42. Posted by Peter F. | January 9, 2009 11:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 23:58
43. Posted by IowaRight | January 10, 2009 12:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carter could not be happier, thinking to himself "Rosalyn was right, no one even noticed this is one of Brother Billy's old suits..."
43. Posted by IowaRight | January 10, 2009 12:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 00:00
44. Posted by Faith+1 | January 10, 2009 12:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
One lusted...
One busted a nut in lust...
One showed how big his nuts were...
One ain't done nuthin'...
One is proud of the results of his nuts...
44. Posted by Faith+1 | January 10, 2009 12:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 00:04
45. Posted by Faith+1 | January 10, 2009 12:05 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
W: "Bill, you have one second to get your hand off my ass."
45. Posted by Faith+1 | January 10, 2009 12:05 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 00:05
46. Posted by IowaRight | January 10, 2009 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The others could not help but notice the facial tick as Carter continued to mumble "Malaise, its a malaise I tell ya..."
46. Posted by IowaRight | January 10, 2009 12:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 00:06
47. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 10, 2009 12:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I thought the plan was we were going to ditch Carter?
47. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 10, 2009 12:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 00:36
48. Posted by Spurwing Plover | January 10, 2009 1:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
HIGH TAX DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN,THE SKIES ABOVE LOOK CLEAR AGAIN,LETS TAX THEM ALL AND SNEER AT THEM HIGH TAX DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN
48. Posted by Spurwing Plover | January 10, 2009 1:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 01:11
49. Posted by markl | January 10, 2009 1:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey Bill,
If you thought ramming the TARP through Congress was a neat trick, wait till you see Carter's face when I pull a rabbit out of your ass.
49. Posted by markl | January 10, 2009 1:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 01:33
50. Posted by Chris G | January 10, 2009 3:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carter: (Thinking to himself) "Damn!! It's been 30 years, and after all the crap that Bush kid has pulled, they still like him better than me. WTF sup' with that".
50. Posted by Chris G | January 10, 2009 3:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 03:14
51. Posted by BlueNight | January 10, 2009 3:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
W: "Remember the look on his face when we told him about the aliens?"
Bill: "Yeah, and if you and Jimmy had poker faces, he might have believed us for more than five seconds."
Meanwhile...
George: "But the best part of parachuting is, the Secret Service has to jump with you."
51. Posted by BlueNight | January 10, 2009 3:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 03:27
52. Posted by TGOBG | January 10, 2009 5:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of this things is not like the other...
52. Posted by TGOBG | January 10, 2009 5:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 05:16
53. Posted by Jones | January 10, 2009 5:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Who the f*** let Carter in!?!"
53. Posted by Jones | January 10, 2009 5:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 05:17
54. Posted by TGOBG | January 10, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops that was supposed to say
One of these things is not like the Others...
54. Posted by TGOBG | January 10, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 07:35
55. Posted by McGehee
| January 10, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From left to right: Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo and Gummo.
55. Posted by McGehee
| January 10, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 08:53
56. Posted by Gmac | January 10, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
From former to future, 4 of the 5 of the Presidents knew their place in history was set in stone. Obama was hoping his would not be set in mud.
56. Posted by Gmac | January 10, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 09:05
57. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The Five Dwarfs:
Sleepy, Preachy, Goofy, Horny and Irrelevant
57. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 09:31
58. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who's turn to deal?
58. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 09:32
59. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
At Men's Warehouse, You'll like the way you look...I guarantee it.
59. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 09:35
60. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill " Carter just asked me to pull his finger, pass it on"
60. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 10, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 09:39
61. Posted by retired military | January 10, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If the world of high stakes poker we call this a busted flush.
61. Posted by retired military | January 10, 2009 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:15
62. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cameraman: "Alright... everyone say PRESENT"
62. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:18
63. Posted by iwogisdead | January 10, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: Obama just asked me how much TARP money will be left by the time he gets here.
63. Posted by iwogisdead | January 10, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:19
64. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Five Jokers
64. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:19
65. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"...man was Hillary pissed when I told her she didn't qualify..."
65. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:20
66. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"We'd now like to call the He Man Woman Hater's Club to order."
66. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:21
67. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... I remember this one time at band camp."
67. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:21
68. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Bill: "I keep asking Jimmy to move in closer... but he jes keeps sayin' 'Reagan is in the way.'"
68. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:25
69. Posted by CDR M | January 10, 2009 10:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why America's Founding Father's are rolling over in their graves.
69. Posted by CDR M | January 10, 2009 10:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:32
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 10, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why the country is in the dismal shape it's in today.
70. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 10, 2009 10:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:57
71. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 10, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: "You don't even want to know half of the things I did in that chair over there..."
71. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 10, 2009 10:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 10:59
72. Posted by LaMedusa | January 10, 2009 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While Barack Obama looks for a flag to salute, Clinton has a Jack 'n Coke moment flashback about Jimmy...
"Okay, guys! Ready? Smile, and say, 'Schadenfreude!'"
72. Posted by LaMedusa | January 10, 2009 11:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 11:24
73. Posted by M Carr | January 10, 2009 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
During the meeting, Carter wanted to show just where he stood, politically.
73. Posted by M Carr | January 10, 2009 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 11:34
74. Posted by D. Dean | January 10, 2009 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Using the tried, tested and proven way to make anyone smile, the photographer activates the fart machine.
74. Posted by D. Dean | January 10, 2009 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 11:54
75. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"5 wrongs do not make a right"
75. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 1:23 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:23
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
un-dead presidents
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:26
77. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send in the clowns..
77. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:27
78. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, The huge vanity
78. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:29
79. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
E Pluribus Stupid
79. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 1:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:30
80. Posted by hermie | January 10, 2009 1:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's dream of an all-star President basketball team faded as he realized that there would be no way to keep Carter on the bench.
80. Posted by hermie | January 10, 2009 1:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 13:52
81. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 10, 2009 2:04 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter was pushed aside by Reagan's ghost.
81. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 10, 2009 2:04 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 14:04
82. Posted by ray | January 10, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
These 5 jokers still don't add up to even 1 Reagan.
82. Posted by ray | January 10, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 14:06
83. Posted by Rich | January 10, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dubya : "Now that Barrack is here we can sing all the Rat Pack songs on the White House Kareoke unit."
83. Posted by Rich | January 10, 2009 2:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 14:32
84. Posted by skymuse | January 10, 2009 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Grocery Scanner
57 States
Mission Accomplished
Blue Dress
Wear a Sweater
And each one of these clowns has had access to nukes....
84. Posted by skymuse | January 10, 2009 3:06 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:06
85. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 3:17 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
30 years of screwing with the economy sure paid off for these nimrods.
85. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 3:17 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:17
86. Posted by Spike | January 10, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Increasing Entropy.
86. Posted by Spike | January 10, 2009 3:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:42
87. Posted by Jewels | January 10, 2009 3:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Carter: w-what? I ain't standing next to Larry, Curley and Moe, oh and of course, Blackie.
87. Posted by Jewels | January 10, 2009 3:47 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 15:47
88. Posted by Spike | January 10, 2009 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where are the other two - Stratton and Schoenstein?"
88. Posted by Spike | January 10, 2009 4:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 16:16
89. Posted by Greg | January 10, 2009 5:12 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Coming Sunday nights to ABC.....Desperate White House Guys
89. Posted by Greg | January 10, 2009 5:12 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 17:12
90. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 10, 2009 5:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama to Bush 41 - "You talk to Carter."
Bush 41` to Obama - "No, you talk to Carter."
Bush 43 to Clinton - "You talk to Carter."
Clinton to Bush 43 - "Nope. Get Obama. He's the newbie."
90. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 10, 2009 5:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 17:50
91. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 6:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dubya: "Bill... put that paperweight back."
91. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 6:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 18:30
92. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 10, 2009 7:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama to Bush 41: Come on, quit effing with me and tell me what's up with Area 51. This isn't funny anymore.
Bush 41 to Obama: I'm not saying shit.
Bush 43 to Clinton: hehehehe, he wants to know about Area 51.
Clinton to Bush 43: Now that's funny thinking we were going to tell him.
Carter: Yea, hahaha, you smartasses have your laugh, but I didn't think it was funny when no one would tell me either.
92. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 10, 2009 7:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 19:14
93. Posted by -S- | January 10, 2009 7:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Bush: "O.K., who's the bunny?"
93. Posted by -S- | January 10, 2009 7:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 19:29
94. Posted by itismedavid | January 10, 2009 7:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
.. just one pivot man short of a circle jerk.
94. Posted by itismedavid | January 10, 2009 7:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 19:48
95. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 9:26 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
George: Duke
Obama: Duke
Dubya: Duke
Bill: Duke of Earl
Jimmy: Duke Duke
95. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 9:26 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 21:26
96. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 10, 2009 10:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Not Finished in Iraq,
Nothing Accomplished Yet,
Not Enough Credit,
Not Enough Backbone,
Not All There
96. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 10, 2009 10:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 22:10
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dubya: "Yep Bill its a shame... I alwuz thought you and Hillary should be 86'd together too."
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 10, 2009 10:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 22:48
98. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Read My lips"
"I never met the Man"
"Got wood"
"Briefs"
"The Isrealis must surrender everything they own"
Translation: Liar, liar, simpleton, pervert, joo hater.
98. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2009 10:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 10, 2009 22:51
99. Posted by Daniel | January 11, 2009 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am (stuck in the middle with you).
99. Posted by Daniel | January 11, 2009 2:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 02:05
100. Posted by Proof | January 11, 2009 3:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack to Bush 41: The next time you jump out of an airplane... could you take Pastor Wright with you?
100. Posted by Proof | January 11, 2009 3:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 03:38
101. Posted by McGehee
| January 11, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clinton: "I ain't cozyin' up to Carter. He smells funny."
101. Posted by McGehee
| January 11, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 08:37
102. Posted by jim2 | January 11, 2009 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This office must bring back memories for all five of you."
"Yes, loose lips sink ...."
"Loose purse strings ...."
"I cahn't wait to get loose."
"Loose lips, like hell they were."
"Lose?"
102. Posted by jim2 | January 11, 2009 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 09:43
103. Posted by guido | January 11, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
God willing, there will be 6 people in this photo four years hence.
103. Posted by guido | January 11, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 10:02
104. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
L to R
MoleWhacker, Bushwhacker, WeedWhacker, "I... did... not... Whacker...", RabbitWhacker
104. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 11:57
105. Posted by Bob | January 11, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
one-termer, one-termer, two-termer, two-timer, one-termer . . .
105. Posted by Bob | January 11, 2009 12:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 12:45
106. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The worm terms
106. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 2:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 14:48
107. Posted by Nylda | January 11, 2009 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mount Gushmore.
107. Posted by Nylda | January 11, 2009 8:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 20:09
108. Posted by MF | January 11, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's Hillary?
108. Posted by MF | January 11, 2009 8:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 20:53
109. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member."
109. Posted by rodney dill | January 11, 2009 9:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 11, 2009 21:37
110. Posted by Kevin
| January 12, 2009 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
110. Posted by Kevin
| January 12, 2009 1:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 12, 2009 01:58