Not your average Florida drunk.
Detectives charged a man with sexual battery after a woman said the man performed oral sex on her while she was sleeping, according to an arrest affidavit.Is Negron a lesbian trapped in a man's body?Steven Negron, 50, of the 1900 block of 45th Avenue, Vero Beach, was being held at the Indian River County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail. Negron denied the accusation in his interview with detectives.
The woman told the Sheriff's Office that Negron had stayed at her home after a night of drinking among friends. At 5:15 a.m. Tuesday, the woman was sleeping in her bed when Negron, who she assumed initially was her boyfriend, took off her pants and performed oral sex on her, the report said. When she realized it wasn't her boyfriend, she ordered Negron out of the house, the report said.
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OK, I don't consider myself... (Below threshold)1. Posted by DaveD | January 8, 2009 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
OK, I don't consider myself a prude, but is this story apropos of anything?
1. Posted by DaveD | January 8, 2009 9:23 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2009 21:23
2. Posted by Jason | January 8, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Drunken rednecks having sex? This is unprecedented.
http://www.rightklik.net
2. Posted by Jason | January 8, 2009 9:43 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2009 21:43
3. Posted by SillyPuddy | January 8, 2009 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Sounds like a waste of the courts time unless there is more too it.
3. Posted by SillyPuddy | January 8, 2009 11:40 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2009 23:40
4. Posted by ODA315 | January 9, 2009 2:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Did they do a DNA test on his mustache?
4. Posted by ODA315 | January 9, 2009 2:37 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 02:37
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 9, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"When she realized it wasn't her boyfriend, she ordered Negron out of the house, the report said."
an hour and a half later....
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 9, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 9, 2009 08:22
6. Posted by Double | January 9, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I bet it was the look in his eyes.
6. Posted by Double | January 9, 2009 8:33 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 08:33
7. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:16 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
This is more important than O picking S Gupta as Surgeon General????
7. Posted by epador | January 9, 2009 9:16 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 09:16
8. Posted by Parthenon | January 9, 2009 9:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I know we're all tempted to laugh at this... but we shouldn't. I mean, unless the woman bears no scars, then laugh away.
8. Posted by Parthenon | January 9, 2009 9:54 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 09:54
9. Posted by Tammy | January 9, 2009 12:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I know it's sophomoric of me to snicker, but I looovvve the title to this article. Bill, thanks for the laugh.
9. Posted by Tammy | January 9, 2009 12:14 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 12:14
10. Posted by Xiphos | January 9, 2009 1:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
His excuse..."I was just trying to get to nose her better:)
10. Posted by Xiphos | January 9, 2009 1:00 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 13:00
11. Posted by Wordygirl | January 9, 2009 1:08 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Hmmmmm, this post is not quite up to the standards and quality I've come to expect from Wizbang. No point whatsoever, and the double entendres used ... well, not so clever.
11. Posted by Wordygirl | January 9, 2009 1:08 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2009 13:08
12. Posted by Rose Hughes | January 10, 2009 6:51 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Well said.
VERY VERY well said.
12. Posted by Rose Hughes | January 10, 2009 6:51 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2009 06:51
13. Posted by Dave Noble | January 10, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill,
"Lesbian trapped in a man's body" because he
performed oral sex on a woman? Huh? Way too much indirect information about your own sexual predilections and prohibitions.
13. Posted by Dave Noble | January 10, 2009 12:52 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2009 12:52