With apologies to Kevin, this may be worthy of an impromptu Caption Contest. A heretofore unnamed man had a bit of an accident boarding a Vail ski lift, leaving him dangling twenty feet above the ground and naked from the waist down. I won't repost any of the pictures here since they're borderline NSFW. And by NSFW I mean almost sure to distract co-workers when you're rolling on the floor giggling in side-splitting schadenfreude.
The resort probably avoided a lawsuit by agreeing to never publicly release his name. Let's hope the child who was with him won't be too severely punished scarred after he howled with laughter shrieked in terror while his old man hung pantsless and terrified. If it was my old man he'd get that image served to him on a picture cake every birthday for the rest of his life.



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The pictures are hilarious ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Dave | January 6, 2009 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The pictures are hilarious and are def NSFW. I highly recommend everyone find them on your own time. I laughed for about 20 minutes everytime I showed them to someone new.
1. Posted by Dave | January 6, 2009 3:29 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 15:29
2. Posted by Jeff | January 6, 2009 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption for the first photo:
"Seriously, it is VERY cold out here. No, really."
2. Posted by Jeff | January 6, 2009 3:38 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 15:38
3. Posted by Kim Priestap | January 6, 2009 4:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Every time I see that picture I guffaw. But, really, I feel so bad for that guy. How embarrassing. It's a good thing no bystander got a picture of his face. He'd never live that one down.
3. Posted by Kim Priestap | January 6, 2009 4:07 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 16:07
4. Posted by John | January 6, 2009 4:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!"
4. Posted by John | January 6, 2009 4:36 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 16:36
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 6, 2009 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:
"Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?!"
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 6, 2009 4:47 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 16:47
6. Posted by dee | January 6, 2009 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great story!! I'm speechless- I think from laughing so hard. What a predicament!!
6. Posted by dee | January 6, 2009 4:57 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 16:57
7. Posted by Peter F. | January 6, 2009 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna know why I find this so funny? Something very similar happened to my dad--though his pants didn't come off or any such thing--back in the early 1980s at Squaw Valley! I can even tell you the name of the chairlift, Newport.
My pop skied up to the "Stand here" board to wait for the chair to come around. What he didn't see was that the tip of his ski had slid under a cable that accidentally got exposed somehow and that auto shuts off the chair (at least back then they did).
Well, as my dad sits down and the chair begins going up, my pop is slowly being pulled out of the chair by this cable. I was right behind him and watched it all wondering WTF was happening. Finally, the cable won out and completely yanked my pop out of the chair about 30' from the 'Stand here' board and down about 5'-7' off the snow.
I thought, man, is he gonna pissed. But the funny thing was is that got up, brushed himself off and yelled to the lift ops, "Does this mean I have to go to the back of the line?"
It's pictures like this that make me glad that my pop had the good sense to wear long johns! LOL
7. Posted by Peter F. | January 6, 2009 6:12 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 18:12
8. Posted by Peter F. | January 6, 2009 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Every time I see that picture I guffaw. But, really, I feel so bad for that guy. How embarrassing. It's a good thing no bystander got a picture of his face. He'd never live that one down.
Oh Kim, but they DID get a picture of his face. It's face with a vertical smile.
8. Posted by Peter F. | January 6, 2009 6:17 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 18:17
9. Posted by the struggler | January 6, 2009 8:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Caption: Could someone get me a beer
9. Posted by the struggler | January 6, 2009 8:46 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 20:46
10. Posted by Donna B. | January 6, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption: My mom told me always wear clean underwear, but did I listen?
10. Posted by Donna B. | January 6, 2009 9:43 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 21:43
11. Posted by BlogDog | January 6, 2009 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't we meet at Big Bare?
11. Posted by BlogDog | January 6, 2009 10:03 PM |
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Posted on January 6, 2009 22:03
12. Posted by Tammy | January 8, 2009 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know when that guy's kid gets back to school from Christmas vacation the writing assignment is going to be about what happened during his Christmas vacation. LOL
12. Posted by Tammy | January 8, 2009 3:40 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2009 15:40