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1. Posted by
hermie | December 26, 2008 4:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
hermie:
In 2008, the average price of this meal was $7.95. However, due to increases in feesa dna taxes, including the new 'Carbon-Impact Tax' , the 'Citicorp Bailout Tax', the 'Bloomberg-Patterson Calorie Fee', and the 'Drive-Up Surcharge if you are in a GM Car', the average price is now $175 (Not counting 25% 'NYC Sales Tax and 15% 'Take Out Tax')
1. Posted by
hermie | December 26, 2008 4:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Snob Whopper Virgin test. Paris Hilton was one of the candidates until she heard virgin and she backed out, not knowing that she need not be a virgin to sample the foods.
11. Posted by
Jen | December 26, 2008 5:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
16. Posted by
retired military | December 26, 2008 5:33 PM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
retired military:
"We call it the democrat burger. A huge helping of pork, mixed in with a lot of fat, some green on the side, a tiny speck of beef and a lot of bread on the plate."
16. Posted by
retired military | December 26, 2008 5:33 PM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
17. Posted by
retired military | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:
McDonald's had to raise to raise their prices significantly to cover the cost of the "fat tax" imposed by the National Health Care commissioner appointed by Obama"
17. Posted by
retired military | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
19. Posted by
iwogisdead | December 26, 2008 5:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
iwogisdead:
In what is being called "The Miracle of the Holy Senate Seat," the Vatican is investigating claims that an image of Carolyn Kennedy being sworn into office can be seen in this picture of a hamburger and unidentified vegetables.
19. Posted by
iwogisdead | December 26, 2008 5:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
22. Posted by
The Guvnah | December 26, 2008 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Guvnah:
A child's beef stroganoff burger lies broken amid the rubble of a Gaza City Fudrucker's following an Israeli missile strike.
(credit AP, Green Helmet Guy)
22. Posted by
The Guvnah | December 26, 2008 5:44 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"We present the 2008 Bailout Crap Sandwich, complete with with a side of Chosen One Arugula to wash it down with to ensure the bad taste never leaves. Our special of the day for only $499.00!"
36. Posted by
Tom Blogical | December 26, 2008 8:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
50. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | December 27, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
Grilled portabella mushroom on a sesame bun, seared arugula salad, tofu dressing with a cinnamon garnish... not quite the "Burger King" meal Caroline's campaign manager directed her to be seen eating, but then, Caroline believed her self to actually be the princess that the media proclaimed her to be.
50. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | December 27, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? Don't blame me. I'm the victim here. No one shoulda sold me a burger I couldn't afford. It's not my fault. Now you're gonna have to pay for it... Uh, can I get that to go?
55. Posted by
rodney dill | December 27, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
56. Posted by
retired military | December 27, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
Fast food stocks dove another 90% today as the former chief and Peta and nominee to the head of the newly established Department of Veganism testified today. Congressional members heard that the new mandatory prices for fast food chainss where in line with where the administration thought they should be.
56. Posted by
retired military | December 27, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
59. Posted by
Jewels | December 27, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jewels:
"Due to the horrible economy, we at the Academy of Arts and Sciences needs to scrimp this year, so the annual Oscar dinner is high on grease, low on nutrition and even lower on taste...that will be $1000 a plate please."
59. Posted by
Jewels | December 27, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
65. Posted by
Lily | December 27, 2008 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lily:
Michelle Obama explains, "Now that my Barak has been elected, the poor and the homeless will be able to eat like this EVERY day and not just on weekends and special occasions."
65. Posted by
Lily | December 27, 2008 1:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
72. Posted by
Dodo David | December 27, 2008 9:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:
The Bailout Burger: If you can't afford to pay for it after eating it, then just ask the government for a bailout. Recommended by Chrysler, GM and the UAW.
72. Posted by
Dodo David | December 27, 2008 9:02 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
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In 2008, the average price ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by hermie | December 26, 2008 4:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In 2008, the average price of this meal was $7.95. However, due to increases in feesa dna taxes, including the new 'Carbon-Impact Tax' , the 'Citicorp Bailout Tax', the 'Bloomberg-Patterson Calorie Fee', and the 'Drive-Up Surcharge if you are in a GM Car', the average price is now $175 (Not counting 25% 'NYC Sales Tax and 15% 'Take Out Tax')
1. Posted by hermie | December 26, 2008 4:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 16:46
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You want fries widdat? Only 50 bucks more....
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 16:52
3. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Enough to make a LoLcat cry.
3. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 16:53
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
$175? Let the airing of grievances begin.
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:55 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 16:55
5. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Blago-Burger
5. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2008 4:56 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 16:56
6. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 26, 2008 5:03 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Overpriced AND disgusting. We call it the "Ted Kennedy Special".
6. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 26, 2008 5:03 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:03
7. Posted by ijosha | December 26, 2008 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There are suckers born every minute... and it appears they go eat at the Wall Street Burger Shoppe on occasion.
7. Posted by ijosha | December 26, 2008 5:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:09
8. Posted by ijosha | December 26, 2008 5:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Customer: "Waiter, there's a hair in my burger!"
Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we'll have to charge extra for that..."
8. Posted by ijosha | December 26, 2008 5:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:15
9. Posted by MPR | December 26, 2008 5:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It can't be the crap sandwich congress wants the taxpayer to eat. Can it?
9. Posted by MPR | December 26, 2008 5:21 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:21
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 26, 2008 5:26 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Does anyone know where I can score some cheap arugula?
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 26, 2008 5:26 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:26
11. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snob Whopper Virgin test. Paris Hilton was one of the candidates until she heard virgin and she backed out, not knowing that she need not be a virgin to sample the foods.
11. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:28
12. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:28 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The big Three CEOs explain to Congress that they are trying to curb expenses by eating hamburgers for lunchy.
12. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:28 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:28
13. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No animals were harmed while preparing this meal.
13. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:29
14. Posted by LaMedusa | December 26, 2008 5:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Matrix Burger is served with a Red Pill appetizer.
14. Posted by LaMedusa | December 26, 2008 5:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:29
15. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
First night out in months:
Babysitter-$20.00
Taxi-$35.00
ER visit for food poisoning- PRICELESS.
15. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:32
16. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:33 PM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
"We call it the democrat burger. A huge helping of pork, mixed in with a lot of fat, some green on the side, a tiny speck of beef and a lot of bread on the plate."
16. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:33 PM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:33
17. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
McDonald's had to raise to raise their prices significantly to cover the cost of the "fat tax" imposed by the National Health Care commissioner appointed by Obama"
17. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:35
18. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Where's the beef?"
18. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:35
19. Posted by iwogisdead | December 26, 2008 5:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In what is being called "The Miracle of the Holy Senate Seat," the Vatican is investigating claims that an image of Carolyn Kennedy being sworn into office can be seen in this picture of a hamburger and unidentified vegetables.
19. Posted by iwogisdead | December 26, 2008 5:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:39
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Will anyone resist the "turnip green
/rib sandwich" jokes???
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:42
21. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Inauguration Special:
Barry O'Burger with a side of slimy greens...
Followed by an immediate visit to ones BHO, oops HMO..
21. Posted by Jen | December 26, 2008 5:42 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:42
22. Posted by The Guvnah | December 26, 2008 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A child's beef stroganoff burger lies broken amid the rubble of a Gaza City Fudrucker's following an Israeli missile strike.
(credit AP, Green Helmet Guy)
22. Posted by The Guvnah | December 26, 2008 5:44 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:44
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:45 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"I was for the special sauce before I was against it" J. Kerry
23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:45 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:45
24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:46 PM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Mrs. Obama ...Room Service....
24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:46 PM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:46
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:48 PM | Score: -7 (15 votes cast)
George W. Bush Burger. (not pictured Slice of Humble Pie)
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:48 PM |
Score: -7 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:48
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Where da Whopper Virgins at???
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:49 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:49
27. Posted by billburz | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Million Burger March!
27. Posted by billburz | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:51
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Ms. Winfrey, time for your 10:00 am snack.
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:51
29. Posted by GarandFan | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Congress to the American Taxpayer: "This is a shit sandwich, eat it, you'll love it."
29. Posted by GarandFan | December 26, 2008 5:51 PM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 17:51
30. Posted by jaymaster | December 26, 2008 6:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Bailout Burger:
A nasty clump of sub-prime slop, smothered by a huge pile of green, and crammed down your throat.
And all for a price 100 times it's worth!
30. Posted by jaymaster | December 26, 2008 6:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 18:42
31. Posted by Gmac | December 26, 2008 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fancy plate, check.
Arugula artfully arranged, check.
Mystery meat on a bun presented just like the bailout fund, check.
Now will the taxpayers bite and believe its a meal or do we have to jam it down their throats like the bailout?
31. Posted by Gmac | December 26, 2008 6:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 18:49
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 7:04 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"George W. Bush Burger. (not pictured Slice of Humble Pie)"
You guys are taking this wrong, think about it!
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 26, 2008 7:04 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 19:04
33. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 7:19 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
We call it the Al Gore burger
Recycled meat, organic ketchup, dead greens, sun baked bread with vegetable seeds, and a dash of tree leaf on the side.
33. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2008 7:19 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 19:19
34. Posted by jaymaster | December 26, 2008 8:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Geez, Pretzel, I think you might have earned your name on ths one....
34. Posted by jaymaster | December 26, 2008 8:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 20:22
35. Posted by LaMedusa | December 26, 2008 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C.H.U.D. night at the White House.
35. Posted by LaMedusa | December 26, 2008 8:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 20:47
36. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 26, 2008 8:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"We present the 2008 Bailout Crap Sandwich, complete with with a side of Chosen One Arugula to wash it down with to ensure the bad taste never leaves. Our special of the day for only $499.00!"
36. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 26, 2008 8:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 20:57
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 26, 2008 9:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"From the Office of the President Elect, we announce the following new National Meal to be celebrated every Barack Hussein Obama Day..."
37. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 26, 2008 9:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 21:00
38. Posted by pibill | December 26, 2008 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clean your plate--remember- children are starving in China. Eat everything and you'll find Tommy Tuck--I mean Barack Obama!
38. Posted by pibill | December 26, 2008 9:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 21:39
39. Posted by D. Dean | December 26, 2008 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Homeland Security has employed many walks of life as 'eyes and ears.' This photo is a chef's rendition of a meteor impact on Des Moines, IA.
39. Posted by D. Dean | December 26, 2008 9:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 21:42
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 26, 2008 9:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rule number one for a $175 hamburger - do not serve the burger on a plate that makes it look the same size as a slider.
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 26, 2008 9:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 21:59
41. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If it's got enough cash, you're looking at the next Senator from the great state of Illinois.
41. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 23:08
42. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At that price, that better be a slice of Kobe Bryant and not just some Japanese cow...
42. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 23:11
43. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The gold is a nice touch, but I think I'd rather have ketchup.
43. Posted by fustian | December 26, 2008 11:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2008 23:12
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Caroline Kennedy attempts to relate to the common man. FAIL.
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 00:15
45. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"That mysterious dish looks delicious! What do you call it, Hannibal?"
45. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 00:22
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fast food at The Hamptons.
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 12:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 00:25
47. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 27, 2008 2:53 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Throw this abortion in the trash, then get me a Carl's Famous Star Combo.
47. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 27, 2008 2:53 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 02:53
48. Posted by Rich | December 27, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary....where are the fries?
Just shut up and eat what he puts in front of you Bill
48. Posted by Rich | December 27, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 08:37
49. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 27, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Geez, Pretzel, I think you might have earned your name on ths one....
LOL...yup--should've thought that one through..
49. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 27, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 08:44
50. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 27, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grilled portabella mushroom on a sesame bun, seared arugula salad, tofu dressing with a cinnamon garnish... not quite the "Burger King" meal Caroline's campaign manager directed her to be seen eating, but then, Caroline believed her self to actually be the princess that the media proclaimed her to be.
50. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 27, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 08:51
51. Posted by Craig | December 27, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
51. Posted by Craig | December 27, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 09:11
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just watch your waistline melt away! The "Who Would Eat This Crap" Diet never fails!
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 27, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 09:55
53. Posted by Dodo David | December 27, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Liberal Burger: Sure, it's expensive, but you're supposed to feel good eating it because it has lots of green.
53. Posted by Dodo David | December 27, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 10:21
54. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OMGWTFBBQ!
54. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 10:23
55. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What? Don't blame me. I'm the victim here. No one shoulda sold me a burger I couldn't afford. It's not my fault. Now you're gonna have to pay for it... Uh, can I get that to go?
55. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 10:24
56. Posted by retired military | December 27, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fast food stocks dove another 90% today as the former chief and Peta and nominee to the head of the newly established Department of Veganism testified today. Congressional members heard that the new mandatory prices for fast food chainss where in line with where the administration thought they should be.
56. Posted by retired military | December 27, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 11:26
57. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you like an apple pie widdat? Would you like an apple pie widdat? Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Diiinngg! Fries are done.
57. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 11:29
58. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 11:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Crap sandwich with a side of arrugula: the new American taxpayers' diet. Eat up, suckers!
58. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 11:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 11:41
59. Posted by Jewels | December 27, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Due to the horrible economy, we at the Academy of Arts and Sciences needs to scrimp this year, so the annual Oscar dinner is high on grease, low on nutrition and even lower on taste...that will be $1000 a plate please."
59. Posted by Jewels | December 27, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 11:44
60. Posted by Ryan | December 27, 2008 1:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Christmas miracle: local man sees image of Easter Bunny in burger
60. Posted by Ryan | December 27, 2008 1:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:00
61. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harold and Kumar are moving up in the world.
61. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:18
62. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Randolph and Mortimer: "We're Back!!!"
62. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:19
63. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When one of Helen Thomas' new breast implants slipped out and landed on the plate dinner abruptly ended.
63. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:20
64. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a Festivus Miracle
64. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2008 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:21
65. Posted by Lily | December 27, 2008 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Obama explains, "Now that my Barak has been elected, the poor and the homeless will be able to eat like this EVERY day and not just on weekends and special occasions."
65. Posted by Lily | December 27, 2008 1:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 13:36
66. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:24 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Would You like some grey poupon with that?
66. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:24 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 14:24
67. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michael Moores appetizer.
67. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 14:29
68. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:35 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ms. Winfrey, time for Your 3 am feeding.
68. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2008 2:35 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2008 14:35
69. Posted by Syllabucks | December 27, 2008 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?"
69. Posted by Syllabucks | December 27, 2008 2:53 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2008 14:53
70. Posted by Syllabucks | December 27, 2008 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Waiter, there appears to be a dead frog on my sandwich.
70. Posted by Syllabucks | December 27, 2008 2:55 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2008 14:55
71. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches - it's either very new cheese or very old meat." Oscar Madison in "The Odd Couple" by Neil Simon.
71. Posted by twolaneflash | December 27, 2008 8:42 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2008 20:42
72. Posted by Dodo David | December 27, 2008 9:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Bailout Burger: If you can't afford to pay for it after eating it, then just ask the government for a bailout. Recommended by Chrysler, GM and the UAW.
72. Posted by Dodo David | December 27, 2008 9:02 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2008 21:02
73. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2008 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama Speech Special: No calories, just garnish.
73. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2008 10:35 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2008 10:35
74. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2008 10:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If you stare at it long enough, you can see a hammer and sickle in our TARP Burger.
74. Posted by Spike | December 28, 2008 10:42 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2008 10:42
75. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2008 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It the Marxist burger: you'll have it our way!
75. Posted by fustian | December 28, 2008 2:57 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2008 14:57
76. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2008 6:31 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ms. Winfrey, time for Your 4:18 am snack. Sorry were late.
76. Posted by 914 | December 28, 2008 6:31 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2008 18:31
77. Posted by Judith | December 28, 2008 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ugh, messy.
77. Posted by Judith | December 28, 2008 7:42 PM |
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Posted on December 28, 2008 19:42
78. Posted by Kevin
| December 29, 2008 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
78. Posted by Kevin
| December 29, 2008 1:49 AM |
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Posted on December 29, 2008 01:49