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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 12, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Gov. Rod Blagojevich and President-elect Barack Obama


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (142)

Just don't pull my finger.<... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Darby | December 12, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Darby:

Just don't pull my finger.

1. Posted by Darby | December 12, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:26

Obama Drama Ding Dong... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama Drama Ding Dong

2. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:29

Hey Rod, how much do you th... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey Rod, how much do you think we could get for the Presidency?

3. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:29

But Rod, I didn't serve out... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
fustian:

But Rod, I didn't serve out the whole term. I'm getting money back, right?

4. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 23 (23 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:31

Rod, I wish I knew how to q... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

Rod, I wish I knew how to quit you.

5. Posted by fustian | December 12, 2008 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:33

"Wait'll you hear what Fran... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Wait'll you hear what Franken was willing to pay...."

6. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:37

Pardon Moi... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Pardon Moi

7. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:37

Obama: I have no idea who y... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by hermie | December 12, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
hermie:

Obama: I have no idea who you are.

Blago: You served in the Il Senate while I was Governor...You were at the signing ceremonies for all those bills you took other people's credit for..

Obama: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Blago: You were on my election and reelection committees..You campaigned for me.

Obama: Never heard of you.

Blago: Pictures don't lie Obama.

Obama: Who is the MSM going to believe...You, or me?

Blago: $%@#^&!

8. Posted by hermie | December 12, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:40

So you are telling me all I... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jim | December 12, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jim:

So you are telling me all I had to do was come up with cash the first time and that whole campaigning and lawyering up thing could have been avoided?

9. Posted by Jim | December 12, 2008 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:45

O: Ok whats it going to tak... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by KnightHawk | December 12, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
KnightHawk:

O: Ok whats it going to take?

B: How about a pardon?

O: You really don't understand this politics stuff do you?


10. Posted by KnightHawk | December 12, 2008 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:51

Blagoing going gone.... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Blagoing going gone....

11. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:55

Barack, it looks like I'll ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by iwogisdead | December 12, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Barack, it looks like I'll be needing some character witnesses in an upcoming legal matter. Can I count on you?

12. Posted by iwogisdead | December 12, 2008 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 07:57

Obama using his Sith Lord M... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Cowtipper | December 12, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Cowtipper:

Obama using his Sith Lord Mind tricks.

Obama:"You have never met me"
Hot Rod: "I have never met you"

13. Posted by Cowtipper | December 12, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:06

Obama "Who are you again?"<... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Obama "Who are you again?"

14. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:10

One is a corrupt Chicago po... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 12, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

One is a corrupt Chicago politician and the other is - Hey! One of these things is like the other!

15. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 12, 2008 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:12

Obama "I am telling you. I... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Obama "I am telling you. I did not have sex ...."

16. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:14

Obama "Why only a million? ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Obama "Why only a million? Hell the UAW is asking for $25 Billion. If you are going to suceed in the democratic party you have think BIG".

17. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:18

"Let's avoid pictures . . .... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by The Raving Atheist | December 12, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Raving Atheist:

"Let's avoid pictures . . .they took down Nixon with a blog caption contest."

18. Posted by The Raving Atheist | December 12, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:18

Rueters Correction... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Rueters Correction

"Despite the accompanying photograph, this unbiased news organization feels obligated to concur with and both Senator Obama's and the Governor's recollection that not only have they never discussed Obama's replacement but in fact they have never even been in the same room together."

19. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:21

No, no, no, you misundersta... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

No, no, no, you misunderstand. When I said "F**k Obama" on that tape, I was speaking from the heart.......darling!

20. Posted by guido | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:23

Biden"That is not ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Biden

"That is not Obama you see in the picture. That is just another educated black man whom you see that actually looks like Obama in an obvious attempt by the governor to smear the President elect".

21. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:23

you sure we wont get in tro... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by 1903A3 | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
1903A3:

you sure we wont get in trouble for this?

22. Posted by 1903A3 | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:23

"You wanna be President? Pr... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"You wanna be President? President of what?"

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:23

"I wish my wife would talk ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"I wish my wife would talk like that once in a while"

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:25

These pretzels are making m... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by anticucho | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
anticucho:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

25. Posted by anticucho | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:27

ABC NEWS "Jan 20th"<p... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

ABC NEWS "Jan 20th"

"President Obama announced in his inaugaral speech today that he wants to get past the politics of personal destruction and in the spirit of doing so has issued a pardon for Governer Blagojevich. In other news Nancy Pelosi has announced 117 seperate grand jury investigations and 547 subpoenas into Bush administration officials."


26. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:27

"what did you say?"<p... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"what did you say?"

"F@&% You Barry"

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:27

"you wanna sell your seat? ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"you wanna sell your seat? don't talk to me , go to boys town"

28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:29

"for a million bucks I'll a... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"for a million bucks I'll appoint Harry Carry"

29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:30

I have a bus with your name... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by guido | December 12, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
guido:

I have a bus with your name on it.

30. Posted by guido | December 12, 2008 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:31

"who are you again?"... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"who are you again?"

31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:34

"Sarah Palin's hot, pass it... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Sarah Palin's hot, pass it on"

32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:35

Gotta smoke? No. You? No. $... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by tomg51 | December 12, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
tomg51:

Gotta smoke? No. You? No. $%&#!

33. Posted by tomg51 | December 12, 2008 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:37

"Psssst, Rod, where did you... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by DaveD | December 12, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Psssst, Rod, where did you get that neat Chicago Bears helmet?"

34. Posted by DaveD | December 12, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:41

What do you mean we,... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 12, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

What do you mean we, pale face?

35. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 12, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:41

Obama: You know, we are sit... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by JamesT | December 12, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JamesT:

Obama: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, you are going down.

Blago: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

36. Posted by JamesT | December 12, 2008 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:45

Dan Rather"President... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Dan Rather
"President elect Obama has never met the governor. These are the facts despite what proof there is to the contrary. You can't just go by things like this unsubstatiated photo. You don't know where it came from, who took it, or their motivations. We need real newsman on this story, newsman like myself who can analyze the nuances of world events and tell you what is going on despite your lying eyse."

37. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:52

"I can't believe it! It's l... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Joe Miller | December 12, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

"I can't believe it! It's like looking in a mirror!"

38. Posted by Joe Miller | December 12, 2008 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:53

Obama "I am going to make y... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Obama "I am going to make you an offer you can't refuse"

39. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:54

"Barack, if you let your ha... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Joe Miller | December 12, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

"Barack, if you let your hair grow out it'll make your ears look smaller."

40. Posted by Joe Miller | December 12, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:55

"Mayor! GOLDIE WILSON! I li... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by vader06 | December 12, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
vader06:

"Mayor! GOLDIE WILSON! I likes the sound of that..."

41. Posted by vader06 | December 12, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:55

And that's my final offer.<... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by chsw | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:

And that's my final offer.

chsw

42. Posted by chsw | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:58

"Dude, you've got to move c... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Acksiom | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Acksiom:

"Dude, you've got to move closer if we're going to pull off this Naruto X Sasuke 'accidental first-kiss' thing."

43. Posted by Acksiom | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:58

Have we met?... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jennifer | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Have we met?

44. Posted by Jennifer | December 12, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 08:58

First one to blink is a rot... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Ronny Bass | December 12, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ronny Bass:

First one to blink is a rotten egg.

45. Posted by Ronny Bass | December 12, 2008 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:00

As their talks concluded, b... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Justrand Author Profile Page:

As their talks concluded, both men simultaneously said: "We never met...and I was never here"

46. Posted by Justrand Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:08

Obama: "No, I won't sell yo... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Dodo David | December 12, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Obama: "No, I won't sell you a presidential pardon. Who do you think I am, Bill Clinton?"

47. Posted by Dodo David | December 12, 2008 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:09

"It's like golden, ya know,... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Tango | December 12, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tango:

"It's like golden, ya know, ahhhh, worth a lot of, mmmmmm, worth a lot to a lot of different people. You see what I'm saying? If something is worth a lot, if ahhhh, something has a lot of value, to a lot of different folks, then, mmmmm, it should, ahhh, be recognized for its, ahhh, value. Don't ya think?"

48. Posted by Tango | December 12, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:11

Get your hands off my money... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Imhotep | December 12, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Get your hands off my money!!!

49. Posted by Imhotep | December 12, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:12

Obama misspeaks to Illinois... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by smitch | December 12, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
smitch:

Obama misspeaks to Illinois Governor Blagojevich about his vacant senate seat. Move along, please..nothing to see here.

50. Posted by smitch | December 12, 2008 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:13

I like Festivus a lot bette... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 12, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I like Festivus a lot better than Fitzmas.

51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 12, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:15

$1.5 mill and season ticket... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by JAT | December 12, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

$1.5 mill and season tickets to the Bulls - final offer...

52. Posted by JAT | December 12, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:15

"Ixnay on the iberybray"</p... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Ixnay on the iberybray"

"Othermay Uckerfay"

53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:22

Chicagoland... you'll never... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Chicagoland... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

54. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:22

The precise moment the Fest... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The precise moment the Festivus Airing of Grievances began.

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:23

One of these things is not ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 12, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One of these things is not all that different than the other, but benefited mightily from the soft bigotry of low expectations.

56. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 12, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:25

"You've got me by the WHAT,... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

"You've got me by the WHAT, Helmet Head?

57. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:25

Obama: "OK. You blink fir... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Joel | December 12, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joel:

Obama: "OK. You blink first and I was never here; I blink first and the pardon comes through on January 21."

58. Posted by Joel | December 12, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:33

You still owe me 200 g's fo... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You still owe me 200 g's for the birth certificate.

59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:33

You want a million for my s... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by cstmbuild | December 12, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
cstmbuild:

You want a million for my senators seat? Thats chump change, chump. I'm making more than that on what I'm charging the media to fly with The One...uummmmm...me!

60. Posted by cstmbuild | December 12, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:34

After Obama pulled his butt... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

After Obama pulled his butterfly knife, and Blago flashed his straight razor, they realized that a meeting room at the Ramada Inn was not the place to settle this score....

61. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:40

No problem. I have a job wa... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No problem. I have a job waiting at the UAW.

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:41

"It's like when you bought ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SideShowJane | December 12, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

"It's like when you bought your house, but bigger."

63. Posted by SideShowJane | December 12, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:41

Their eyes lock. The breath... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by MPR | December 12, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MPR:

Their eyes lock. The breathing quickens. The prelude to the big kiss goodbye.

64. Posted by MPR | December 12, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:43

"You see you gots to evalua... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

"You see you gots to evaluate your inventory. For example, you got doze Supreme Court Seats, doze tings are golden, golden I tell you.....

65. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:48

"You mean to tell me that y... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

"You mean to tell me that you gave that ball breaker Secretary of State for nothing?"

66. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:50

Barog, remember, we did not... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by WildWillie | December 12, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Barog, remember, we did not meet. Never. ww

67. Posted by WildWillie | December 12, 2008 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:52

"You know, someday we're go... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Doc Rochester | December 12, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Doc Rochester:

"You know, someday we're going to look back on all of this and laugh!"

68. Posted by Doc Rochester | December 12, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 09:56

Mirror, mirror.... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

Mirror, mirror.

69. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:06

"Huddle up! OK...you're no... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"Huddle up! OK...you're not the Illinois governor I thought I knew...on two, on two...ready...break!"

70. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:09

Klaatu barada Blago... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Klaatu barada Blago

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 12, 2008 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:10

Friday Night Fights present... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

Friday Night Fights presents...The One vs. The None...The Final Showdown.

72. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:13

Rod, what DO you use on you... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by itchytriggerfinger | December 12, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itchytriggerfinger:

Rod, what DO you use on your hair...it's so soft, so managable, so helmety...

73. Posted by itchytriggerfinger | December 12, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:22

How the hell did you get a ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Ya Hump | December 12, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Ya Hump:

How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr. I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.

74. Posted by Ya Hump | December 12, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:26

How the hell did you get a ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Ya Hump | December 12, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ya Hump:

How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr? I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.

75. Posted by Ya Hump | December 12, 2008 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:27

Blago: Wow, Obama, I can se... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by NM Alex | December 12, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NM Alex:

Blago: Wow, Obama, I can sell your senate seat?! That's a wonderful Idea! Got any other good ideas?

76. Posted by NM Alex | December 12, 2008 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:28

"$500,000 and I get to pick... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by GarandFan | December 12, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

"$500,000 and I get to pick my replacement, that's my last and final offer....oh, and we never met."

77. Posted by GarandFan | December 12, 2008 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:28

"Rod, is that a microphone ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by GarandFan | December 12, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

"Rod, is that a microphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

78. Posted by GarandFan | December 12, 2008 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:29

It's nice to meet you ... G... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by BlogDog | December 12, 2008 10:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
BlogDog:

It's nice to meet you ... Governor Balrog was it?

79. Posted by BlogDog | December 12, 2008 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:35

You jump in front of my bus... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 12, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

You jump in front of my bus when you,
you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, Blago, is the speed I drive
You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride

You're just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I'm tryin' to get on the other side of town

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But Blago can't you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead

You're just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I got better things on the other side of town

80. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 12, 2008 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:43

Obama "You know there is ro... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Obama "You know there is room under the bus for you dont you"

81. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:55

Governor "But when I said "... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Governor "But when I said "F*ck him" I was speaking in the metaphorical Bill Clintonesque biblical sort of way."

82. Posted by retired miilitary | December 12, 2008 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 10:57

Did you just call me a Moth... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Bigbugna | December 12, 2008 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bigbugna:

Did you just call me a Motherf#*ker? Motherf#*ker!

83. Posted by Bigbugna | December 12, 2008 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:10

"I request the cone of sile... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by CUS | December 12, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CUS:

"I request the cone of silence."

84. Posted by CUS | December 12, 2008 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:18

Whatever it is we're talkin... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by LoadTheMule | December 12, 2008 11:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LoadTheMule:

Whatever it is we're talking about, we are not talking about who's going to fill my senate seat. Got it?

85. Posted by LoadTheMule | December 12, 2008 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:22

"Blackmail buddies"... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by 914 | December 12, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Blackmail buddies"

86. Posted by 914 | December 12, 2008 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:25

Hair Club For Men informati... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by radio | December 12, 2008 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio:

Hair Club For Men information session (missing from photo is Delaware franchisee J. Biden; he's waiting in line for service at Katie's)

87. Posted by radio | December 12, 2008 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:35

<a href="http://www.moviewa... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by hpb | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hpb:

Audio caption(lifted from Johnny Dangerously).

Obama [for Johnny]: "I always woundered what happened to you."
Blagojevich [for Danny]: "Well I fulfilled a lot of peoples predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag."
Obama [for Johnny]: "Ah good for you Danny. You know a lot of people go there whole lives without ever realizing what they want to be."

88. Posted by hpb | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:36

Did you just fart?... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Bigbugna | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bigbugna:

Did you just fart?

89. Posted by Bigbugna | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:36

Be sure you maintain this s... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Be sure you maintain this six inches of space so I can say we "had no contact."

90. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2008 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:36

I can't quit you...... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by DANEgerus | December 12, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

I can't quit you...

91. Posted by DANEgerus | December 12, 2008 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:42

Machine nothin, we're talki... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Prairie | December 12, 2008 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prairie:

Machine nothin, we're talkin steam rollin Chicago Style. Now bend over and enjoy the ride
Blago.

92. Posted by Prairie | December 12, 2008 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:43

<a href="http://www.m... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by hpb | December 12, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hpb:

One">http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Johnny_Dangerously"e=statemnt.txt&file=statemnt.mp3">One more audio caption, with Moronie for Blagojevich:

I would like to direct this to the destinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much.

93. Posted by hpb | December 12, 2008 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:44

Obama: Is this seat taken?... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Lou Bauman | December 12, 2008 11:49 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Lou Bauman:

Obama: Is this seat taken?
Rod: How much are you willing to give me for it?

94. Posted by Lou Bauman | December 12, 2008 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 11:49

Statement from the Office o... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 12:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Statement from the Office of the President Elect

This is clearly a "PhotoShop Special". It is obvious that images of these two distant acquantances were cut and pasted together in this ridiculous fake to make it appear that they had met and worked together in a state government or on a campaign or something. The most glaring evidence is Blago's hair - it has clearly been digitally altered...I mean, nobody's hair actually looks like that, Am I right? C'mon! That hair is nuts...Crazy...

95. Posted by IowaRight | December 12, 2008 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:02

O + blagO = Oh-Oh!... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by jim2 | December 12, 2008 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jim2:

O + blagO = Oh-Oh!

96. Posted by jim2 | December 12, 2008 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:16

Obama: "I did not have conv... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 12, 2008 12:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Obama: "I did not have conversation with that man. We just sat there staring at each other!"

97. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 12, 2008 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:18

"what time you goin' to Jes... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"what time you goin' to Jesse's house tonight?"

98. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 12, 2008 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:22

"I never had conversations ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by _Mike_ | December 12, 2008 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

"I never had conversations with that man, Ms. Lewins...err Mr. Blagojevich".

99. Posted by _Mike_ | December 12, 2008 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:23

We can get married in Massa... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 12:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
James C.:

We can get married in Massachusetts and Connecticut, but not in Illinois and that's not fair!

100. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:58

OK. In exchange for naming ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 12, 2008 12:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

OK. In exchange for naming my replacement I'll give you a Bulbasaur, a Parasec and an Vulpix, but not my Monferno.

101. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 12, 2008 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 12:58

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
James C.:

Pull my finger.

102. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:06

Obama: I'm not looking at ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Timmer | December 12, 2008 1:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Timmer:

Obama: I'm not looking at the rug, I'm not looking at the rug. This is me, NOT looking at the rug. Christ, it makes Trump's hair look natural.

103. Posted by Timmer | December 12, 2008 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:08

Obama: "You had me at 'hell... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
James C.:

Obama: "You had me at 'hello', Blago!"

104. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:13

BlagObama... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Eric | December 12, 2008 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

BlagObama

105. Posted by Eric | December 12, 2008 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:17

One walks on water and the ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Eric | December 12, 2008 1:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

One walks on water and the other stepped in a great big steaming pile of shit.

106. Posted by Eric | December 12, 2008 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:29

I'll see your Senate seat a... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Brian | December 12, 2008 1:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Brian:

I'll see your Senate seat and raise you a Cabinet post.

107. Posted by Brian | December 12, 2008 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 13:45

"Bet you blink before I do.... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by spackledork | December 12, 2008 2:07 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
spackledork:

"Bet you blink before I do."

108. Posted by spackledork | December 12, 2008 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 14:07

Gollum and Sam Gamgee both ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Jody | December 12, 2008 2:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jody:

Gollum and Sam Gamgee both agreed that their "Precious" was worth at least a million dollars and that Candidate #5 was the right mother f*cker to sell it to.

109. Posted by Jody | December 12, 2008 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 14:22

"Hey Kid, are you lookin' a... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Jewels | December 12, 2008 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jewels:

"Hey Kid, are you lookin' at me? ARE YOU lookin' at me!"

110. Posted by Jewels | December 12, 2008 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 14:37

Obama: "That's Mr. Presiden... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Obama: "That's Mr. President-elect Mother F***er to you".

111. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 15:22

Stare-way to Hell.... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 3:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
richfisher:

Stare-way to Hell.

112. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 15:48

So, don't believe me when I... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
richfisher:

So, don't believe me when I say "I taped it",....President motherf...er.

113. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 3:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 15:58

Whatever you do don'... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
richfisher:


Whatever you do don't look over there; but that's NOT a camera to my right is it?

114. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 16:03

Are you sure you didn't men... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Jerry | December 12, 2008 4:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jerry:

Are you sure you didn't mention my name?

115. Posted by Jerry | December 12, 2008 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 16:03

A million.... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
richfisher:

A million.

116. Posted by richfisher | December 12, 2008 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 16:08

ok, so, first one who blink... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by VagaBond | December 12, 2008 4:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
VagaBond:

ok, so, first one who blinks goes to jail.

117. Posted by VagaBond | December 12, 2008 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 16:18

I'd like to invite you to ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Syllabucks | December 12, 2008 4:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Syllabucks:

I'd like to invite you to join Grandma and the Rev under, er, ON my bus

118. Posted by Syllabucks | December 12, 2008 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 16:25

Obama - "Did you have the m... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 5:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
James C.:

Obama - "Did you have the meatless lasagna AND forget to flush the toilet?"

Blago - "No, did you?"

119. Posted by James C. | December 12, 2008 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 17:30

Blago to Obama:"Yo... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Rovin | December 12, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

Blago to Obama:

"Your wife just told me she could squeeze a cool million out of JJJ easier than you can make a layup."

120. Posted by Rovin | December 12, 2008 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 17:51

Dude, it's like having a st... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Chad | December 12, 2008 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chad:

Dude, it's like having a staring contest with your dog. You've got to try it sometime.

121. Posted by Chad | December 12, 2008 7:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 19:34

Empty suits.... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | December 12, 2008 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CharlieDontSurf:

Empty suits.

122. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | December 12, 2008 7:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 19:54

Photographer Hillary Clinto... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Lily | December 12, 2008 8:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lily:

Photographer Hillary Clinton's prize winning exhibit entitled "I have audio too so that is Secretary of State Clinton to YOU M@#$%f'rs"

123. Posted by Lily | December 12, 2008 8:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 20:00

The Messiah utters not a wo... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 12, 2008 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

The Messiah utters not a word. His amazing telepathic abilities permit him to honestly state: "I haven't talked to the Governor."

124. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 12, 2008 10:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 22:04

The other dayamong t... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Billll Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Billll Author Profile Page:

The other day
among the chairs,
I met a man
who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish the press would go away.

125. Posted by Billll Author Profile Page | December 12, 2008 10:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 22:47

A picture says a thousand w... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Gmac | December 12, 2008 10:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gmac:

A picture says a thousand words, the right picture costs a lot more.

126. Posted by Gmac | December 12, 2008 10:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 22:47

BO: "No, I said 'Non, merci... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 10:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

BO: "No, I said 'Non, merci' in Spanish".

127. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 10:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 22:49

Janus in the Bizarro world.... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 11:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Janus in the Bizarro world.

128. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 11:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 23:09

"...where they will not be ... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"...where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

129. Posted by Spike | December 12, 2008 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2008 23:17

BO to Blago: "It could use ... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Spike | December 13, 2008 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

BO to Blago: "It could use a pinch of salt."

130. Posted by Spike | December 13, 2008 12:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 00:03

"Hey, Obama, hey, how about... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Spike | December 13, 2008 12:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

"Hey, Obama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

131. Posted by Spike | December 13, 2008 12:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 00:20

Look, it just depends on wh... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by iceman | December 13, 2008 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iceman:

Look, it just depends on what the definition of 'motherfucker' is.

132. Posted by iceman | December 13, 2008 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 10:56

"Governor, I'm not comforta... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Rick13 | December 13, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Governor, I'm not comfortable talking about this with all these camera's around."

"No problem, Barrack! I'll call you later!"

133. Posted by Rick13 | December 13, 2008 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 12:52

I'll take you down - No, I'... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by dnb | December 13, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dnb:

I'll take you down - No, I'll take you down!

134. Posted by dnb | December 13, 2008 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 13:11

"You never count Your mo... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by 914 | December 13, 2008 1:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"You never count Your money

When Your sittin at the table

There'll be time enough for counting

When the dealings done"

135. Posted by 914 | December 13, 2008 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 13:32

But they're cousins,... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Denise | December 13, 2008 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denise:

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins, and you'll find
they laugh alike
they walk alike
at times they even talk alike
you could lose your mind
when cousins are two of a kind...

136. Posted by Denise | December 13, 2008 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 21:53

Obama - "My daughter is not... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Hodink | December 13, 2008 11:51 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hodink:

Obama - "My daughter is not for sale but I think you might give Palin a call."

137. Posted by Hodink | December 13, 2008 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2008 23:51

Mr. Blagojevich is speec... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Rovin | December 14, 2008 5:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

Mr. Blagojevich is speechless while he considers his appointment of ambassador to Uzbekistan.

138. Posted by Rovin | December 14, 2008 5:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2008 05:26

Leggo my Blago... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Leggo my Blago

139. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2008 08:38

Blagojevich: You expect me ... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Chris | December 14, 2008 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Blagojevich: You expect me to give away your Senate seat for a "thank you?" I don't f******* think so. I know the f****** cards I'm holding. You'll raise it an ambassadorship for the old "ball and chain" and a cabinet post for me, m*****f*****.

Obama: I do know the cards you think you're holding. No deal, sweetie. You're joining a long line of Democrat governors in the hoosegow.

140. Posted by Chris | December 14, 2008 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2008 11:48

Obama: Wait. Rahm promised ... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Chris | December 14, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Obama: Wait. Rahm promised you what

141. Posted by Chris | December 14, 2008 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 14, 2008 11:56

Update: <... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 15, 2008 2:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

142. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 15, 2008 2:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2008 02:01




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