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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 5, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President-elect Barack Obama (C) and US Vice President-elect Joe Biden (R) listen as Pennsylvania Governor Edward Rendell (L) speaks the National Governors Association annual meeting at Congress Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, December 2, 2008.


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners selected. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (138)

M***** F*****er!!! Say What... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rich | December 5, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rich:

M***** F*****er!!! Say What??

1. Posted by Rich | December 5, 2008 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:29

"Chump don't wan no help...... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by vader06 | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
vader06:

"Chump don't wan no help...chump don't get no help..."

2. Posted by vader06 | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:36

Plugs to the left of me, Co... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Plugs to the left of me, Comb-overs to the right..

3. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:36

('Wow, and I thought Joe ha... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by DaveD | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

('Wow, and I thought Joe had bad foot-in-mouth disease!')

4. Posted by DaveD | December 5, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:36

Sweating the fool wearing a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by tomg51 | December 5, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
tomg51:

Sweating the fool wearing a red tie

5. Posted by tomg51 | December 5, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:41

Obama's Thought "What the h... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Obama's Thought "What the hell is he saying"

Biden's Thought "Gosh I wish I could speak that well"

6. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:41

Biden: (thinking) "Shoulda ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Biden: (thinking) "Shoulda done the prank Obama call to him too."

7. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:44

Biden: (thinking) "Dang. Fo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Biden: (thinking) "Dang. Foot's cramping. Maybe if I just start tapping it on the floor."

8. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:46

Obama: How does he get tha... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by the struggler | December 5, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the struggler:

Obama: How does he get that mellon through that little collar?

9. Posted by the struggler | December 5, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:48

I can assure you, that alth... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Spike:

I can assure you, that although I supported Darla during the campaign, I am even more enthusiastic about supporting Buckwheat and Alfalfa.

10. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:48

DISCLAIMER: Dear Wizbangers... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DISCLAIMER: Dear Wizbangers, when you read 'Biden: (Thinking)' in my previous captions, remember its only a joke. No brain cells (of Biden's) were actually injured.

11. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:49

(from left to right)... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(from left to right)
Wide Stance, All Stances, No pants.

12. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:50

Obama and Biden glare at Re... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama and Biden glare at Rendell in a fury of white-hot anger.

He was supposed to wear the blue tie, dammit.

13. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:52

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 5, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.

14. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 5, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:55

See no evil, hear no evil, ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no sense.

15. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:55

"Man, if we could only pass... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Man, if we could only pass a windfall chins tax, we'd be rolling in the green."

J.

16. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:56

Ya gotta love it when Biden... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Ya gotta love it when Biden tries to keep up. He's got all 20 brain cells banging away for all they're worth. He's not getting anywhere, but at least we can appreciate the effort.

17. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:58

Oh oh. Biden's brain just t... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Oh oh. Biden's brain just threw a rod.


18. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 07:59

"Here, here, ahhhhh, yea, p... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Tango | December 5, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tango:

"Here, here, ahhhhh, yea, present."

19. Posted by Tango | December 5, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:03

You gotta hand it to Obama.... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

You gotta hand it to Obama. He looks pretty serious for a guy with Dumbo ears.

20. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:05

Ed, do you have the toilet ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by WildWillie | December 5, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Ed, do you have the toilet paper? ww

21. Posted by WildWillie | December 5, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:06

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Craig | December 5, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Craig:

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

22. Posted by Craig | December 5, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:19

What kind of morons would p... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

What kind of morons would put these people in charge?

Oh yeah. Us...

23. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:19

Hey... it's not the tourist... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey... it's not the tourists after all.

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:20

Obama - "My bus is going to... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by jim2 | December 5, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

Obama - "My bus is going to need a lot more road clearance for this dude!"

25. Posted by jim2 | December 5, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:22

Biden's wondering when he g... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Biden's wondering when he gets his Vice Presidential seal...

26. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:22

"dang, white people get ugl... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"dang, white people get uglier when they get older"

"Ol' Ed looks good for his age"

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:23

Ok Napolitano works 18 hour... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Ok Napolitano works 18 hours a day, what's your excuse?

28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:24

They put a dog collar on hi... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

They put a dog collar on him. Whenever it looks like Biden's going to speak, an aide presses a button and they shock him.

That's how they do it.

29. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:25

Three Wise Men... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Three Wise Men

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:25

Obama and Biden couldn't hi... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by DEnisej | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DEnisej:

Obama and Biden couldn't hide their disappointment when Fast Eddie admitted it wasn't him who threw the snowball at Santa Claus.

31. Posted by DEnisej | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:25

In memory of Larry, Moe and... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by BlogDog | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
BlogDog:

In memory of Larry, Moe and Curly, the Obama brain trust takes the names (right to left) Plugs, Sumgs and Rugs.

32. Posted by BlogDog | December 5, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:25

Three Blind Mice... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Three Blind Mice

33. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:26

Comb-Over, Push-Over and Le... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Comb-Over, Push-Over and Left-Over.

34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:27

What-chu-talkin-bout-Willis... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Clancy | December 5, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Clancy:

What-chu-talkin-bout-Willis?

35. Posted by Clancy | December 5, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:30

strike my comment - didn't ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Clancy | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

strike my comment - didn't see Craig's.

36. Posted by Clancy | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:32

It's Hardrock, Coco, and Jo... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by al | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
al:

It's Hardrock, Coco, and Joe

37. Posted by al | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:32

Dang cracka, shut the hell ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by DSkinner | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Dang cracka, shut the hell up.

38. Posted by DSkinner | December 5, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:32

WIth wattles like that, I'm... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

WIth wattles like that, I'm surprised these guys made it by Thanksgiving.

39. Posted by fustian | December 5, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:35

Curly gets the typical look... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

Curly gets the typical look from Moe and Larry while speaking in this short film.

40. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:36

Dang it, BlogDog!... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

Dang it, BlogDog!

41. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:38

Obama and Biden stare in be... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by jaymaster | December 5, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
jaymaster:

Obama and Biden stare in befuddlement as Rendell ends the governor roll call count at 50.

42. Posted by jaymaster | December 5, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 19 (21 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:40

Its the hap-happeee-ist-tim... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by billburz | December 5, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Its the hap-happeee-ist-time of the year!

43. Posted by billburz | December 5, 2008 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:49

Once again the MSM places t... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jennifer | December 5, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Once again the MSM places the Messiah on the cross with the two thieves.

44. Posted by Jennifer | December 5, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:55

Please, please, for the lov... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Jon | December 5, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jon:

Please, please, for the love of Allah, don't let Joe think this is the type of speech he should plaguarize...

45. Posted by Jon | December 5, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 08:58

Obama's Thought Bubble:<br ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Dodo David | December 5, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Obama's Thought Bubble:
"For this I became President-Elect?"

46. Posted by Dodo David | December 5, 2008 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:00

"Darn. Which one is 'Dumb' ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 5, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Darn. Which one is 'Dumb' and which is 'Dumber'?"

47. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 5, 2008 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:03

They told me if was elected... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 5, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

They told me if was elected I would grow to hate the job - and they were right.

48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 5, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:08

Obama: "Why on Earth is Mr.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Weegie | December 5, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Weegie:

Obama: "Why on Earth is Mr. Potato Head sitting up here with us?"

49. Posted by Weegie | December 5, 2008 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:19

"Didn't you get the memo, R... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"Didn't you get the memo, Rendell? Blue tie, damn it! BLUE TIE!!"

50. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:21

To quote Whoppie Goldberg "... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by G. | December 5, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
G.:

To quote Whoppie Goldberg "I have a little gas".

51. Posted by G. | December 5, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:34

Joe, Did he just say that I... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Chad | December 5, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chad:

Joe, Did he just say that I (THE ONE) CAN'T walk on water?

52. Posted by Chad | December 5, 2008 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:36

Don't look so shocked, just... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't look so shocked, just thinking Ernest Borgnine is dead doesn't make it so.

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:42

"I'm so please you could jo... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm so please you could join us today, J. B. Smoove."

54. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:42

Obama: (thinking) "Wow, Fra... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama: (thinking) "Wow, Franken's even uglier than I remember."

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:43

Of course Obama sounds like... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Eric | December 5, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Of course Obama sounds like a genius compared to these two guys.

56. Posted by Eric | December 5, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:45

If synchronized sneering wa... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If synchronized sneering was an Olympic sport Obama and Biden would take the Gold.

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:46

Obama walks on water, the o... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Eric | December 5, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Obama walks on water, the other two walk on saliva.

58. Posted by Eric | December 5, 2008 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:48

Must...concentrate...harder... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Must...concentrate...harder...until...I...can...strangle...underlings...with my...mind...like ...Vader...

59. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 5, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 09:50

Damn, we should have passed... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Ya Hump | December 5, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya Hump:

Damn, we should have passed on the cabbage soup for lunch.....

60. Posted by Ya Hump | December 5, 2008 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:00

Well I have the Ghost of... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Well I have the Ghost of Christmas present figured out.

61. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:34

Obama: Dat one ugly honky.<... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Chunga | December 5, 2008 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Chunga:

Obama: Dat one ugly honky.

Biden: Damn hemorrhoid buggin' me again.

62. Posted by Chunga | December 5, 2008 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:42

"Eat your heart out, Jeff D... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 5, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Eat your heart out, Jeff Dunham, you amateur! I can do Walter and Barney Rubble at the same time!"

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 5, 2008 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:44

Reverse oreo.... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Reverse oreo.

64. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:48

The Odd Squad.... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

The Odd Squad.

65. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 5, 2008 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:48

I think he's the 53rd Gover... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by BluesHarper | December 5, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

I think he's the 53rd Governor. But darn-it if I can think of the State he's from.

66. Posted by BluesHarper | December 5, 2008 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:50

Top politicians confer grav... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by observer | December 5, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
observer:

Top politicians confer gravely to determine whether Janet Napolitano has a life

67. Posted by observer | December 5, 2008 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:54

Obama's scan cannot overcom... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Cullen | December 5, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cullen:

Obama's scan cannot overcome the stupid of Ed Rendell.

68. Posted by Cullen | December 5, 2008 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 10:57

Obama has Joe's mouth seale... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 5, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Obama has Joe's mouth sealed shut with Super Glue!

69. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 5, 2008 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:03

I'll bet they wish they had... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by COgirl | December 5, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

I'll bet they wish they had my hair.

70. Posted by COgirl | December 5, 2008 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:05

Squat, Clean, and Jerk... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Squat, Clean, and Jerk

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 5, 2008 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:08

Obama to self: "A brother w... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Jeff | December 5, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

Obama to self: "A brother would never sport a shitty looking combover like that".

72. Posted by Jeff | December 5, 2008 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:08

The Clown Princes of Medioc... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by hillbillyjim | December 5, 2008 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hillbillyjim:

The Clown Princes of Mediocrity

73. Posted by hillbillyjim | December 5, 2008 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:12

Obama to self: "No wonder t... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jeff | December 5, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Obama to self: "No wonder that fat bastard has to buy women...just look at that frickin turkey neck"

74. Posted by Jeff | December 5, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:17

No I'm Moe, you're Shemp.</... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by allium | December 5, 2008 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
allium:

No I'm Moe, you're Shemp.

75. Posted by allium | December 5, 2008 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:21

Shared thought bubble: "Dam... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by S. Loomis | December 5, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
S. Loomis:

Shared thought bubble: "Damn. Hillary has really let herself GO since the run off."

76. Posted by S. Loomis | December 5, 2008 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:24

Three blind mice... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Three blind mice

77. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:30

Obama and Biden though Bubb... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama and Biden though Bubbles "Did he just fart??"

78. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:31

Obama and Biden though Bubb... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama and Biden though Bubbles " Did he just say that the cause of the financial mess is black and white?"

79. Posted by retired military | December 5, 2008 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 11:34

Obama and Biden; "There's a... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by GarandFan | December 5, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Obama and Biden; "There's always some clown who doesn't get the memo".

80. Posted by GarandFan | December 5, 2008 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:09

"Well I'll be damned. Ernes... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Well I'll be damned. Ernest Borgnine is still alive."

81. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:14

Meet The Fockers.... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Meet The Fockers.

82. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:16

Obama: "Damnit, didn't he r... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Obama: "Damnit, didn't he read my blue tie memo?"

83. Posted by Peter F. | December 5, 2008 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:17

"To be honest, I think yes,... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 12:26 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"To be honest, I think yes, even I could've made a better VP than Joe Biden."

(It's nice to know I have my own personal little troll dinging all my comments on this thread, LOL!!)

84. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:26

Reviewing the dias at this ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Reviewing the dias at this year's Toastmaster's Convention, it is clear that the once proud group is a mere shadow of its former self....

85. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:29

Hey, it's not OUR fault you... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 5, 2008 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Hey, it's not OUR fault you believed we would keep those promises. You knew we were Democrats, for crying' out loud.

86. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 5, 2008 12:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:37

Biden: Last damn time I let... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Rick49 | December 5, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick49:

Biden: Last damn time I let a Chinese plastic surgeon work on my face.....

87. Posted by Rick49 | December 5, 2008 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:40

Hey, look. A squirrel.... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Bill S | December 5, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill S:

Hey, look. A squirrel.

88. Posted by Bill S | December 5, 2008 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:43

DNC Chairman Rendell - "And... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by James C. | December 5, 2008 12:47 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
James C.:

DNC Chairman Rendell - "And to my left you see two prime examples of how our flawed primary process has led to the least qualified candidates in American history getting elected to the highest political offices in the land."

89. Posted by James C. | December 5, 2008 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:47

"Today, President-Elect Oba... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by JP | December 5, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
JP:

"Today, President-Elect Obama realized white democrats are as useless to him as the Constitution is."

90. Posted by JP | December 5, 2008 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:49

The key to a great presiden... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

The key to a great presidency is to surround yourself with the smartest people you can find...

91. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:51

Obama and Biden discover th... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Gmac | December 5, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Obama and Biden discover that the Rovian mind control class they took was a fraud as Fast Eddie shoots from the lip.

92. Posted by Gmac | December 5, 2008 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:52

Mafia PrefectPreside... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Mafia Prefect
President Elect
Mental Defect

93. Posted by IowaRight | December 5, 2008 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 12:57

(What The Fuck!!)2... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Porkopolis | December 5, 2008 1:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:
(What The Fuck!!)2

94. Posted by Porkopolis | December 5, 2008 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 13:14

"Hey, I know it's not my co... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by LaMedusa | December 5, 2008 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Hey, I know it's not my color, but they made me wear this red tie!"

95. Posted by LaMedusa | December 5, 2008 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 13:31

"And while President Elect ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by BostonGuy | December 5, 2008 1:52 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
BostonGuy:

"And while President Elect Obama would love to listen to every babbling idiot, it is quite evident he has time for no other activity than deciding which campaign promise he will break next."

96. Posted by BostonGuy | December 5, 2008 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 13:52

A Joke, Hope, and a Dope.</... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:10 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

A Joke, Hope, and a Dope.

97. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 14:10

Ebony and ivory tomfoolery.... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Ebony and ivory tomfoolery.

98. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 14:14

Obama thought bubble: "If R... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Obama thought bubble: "If Rendell's head were a teleprompter, what would it say"?

99. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 14:19

Biden thought bubble: "Coun... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Biden thought bubble: "Counting to two while holding my breath really does keep me from saying something stupid."

100. Posted by Spike | December 5, 2008 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 14:22

Larry, Moe and Curly... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Helen | December 5, 2008 2:53 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Helen:

Larry, Moe and Curly

101. Posted by Helen | December 5, 2008 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 14:53

Obama: "We'll need to get h... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by hpb | December 5, 2008 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
hpb:

Obama: "We'll need to get him a teleprompter and make sure he sticks to the script."

102. Posted by hpb | December 5, 2008 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 15:05

"Let me speak for the three... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 3:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"Let me speak for the three of us as Governor of Pennsylvania by saying that I think Jack Murtha was mistaken when he called his constituents racist..."

103. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 15:09

"What the f$%k?!!"... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Mark | December 5, 2008 3:47 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark:

"What the f$%k?!!"

104. Posted by Mark | December 5, 2008 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 15:47

Obama: Biden cut the cheese... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Colorado Right Author Profile Page:

Obama: Biden cut the cheese again - just look at him.

105. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | December 5, 2008 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 16:51

Barack Obama and Joe Biden ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by iwogisdead | December 5, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Barack Obama and Joe Biden choke back tears while listening to Ed Rendell speak of his failed hair transplant surgery.

106. Posted by iwogisdead | December 5, 2008 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 17:51

Pull my finger...... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by James C. | December 5, 2008 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James C.:

Pull my finger...

107. Posted by James C. | December 5, 2008 6:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 18:38

Obama thinking: "Whaddya me... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Whaddya mean "we" paleface?"

108. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 18:50

Candidates for Mount Rushmo... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Candidates for Mount Rushmore II give it their best "pose".

109. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 18:51

The Grumpy Three discuss th... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

The Grumpy Three discuss the proposals from The Big Three and even Snow White, aka HRH HRC, won't be able to reach a diplomatic solution to this financial bad apple.

110. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 6:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 18:57

Obama thinking: "Yadda, yad... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Yadda, yadda, yadda. Crap, and I thought Biden would never shut his mouth!"

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:05

Obama thinking: "Surrounded... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:07 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Surrounded by Freaks."

112. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:07

Obama: "I've got to listen ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:11 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama: "I've got to listen to this when I didn't need Pennsylvania after all!"

113. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:11

Rendell rambles on and on w... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Rendell rambles on and on while Obama reflects on the wise words of Capt. Kirk: "Conquest is easy. Control is not."

114. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:19

(Promise. That was my last ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

(Promise. That was my last submission. Sorry, Dill, I haven't been this inspired since you posted Lady Liberty pic with the pirate ship passing by....Your fault. You hit my prolific button!)

115. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 5, 2008 7:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:24

I thought it was just gas. ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Naomi Stan | December 5, 2008 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Naomi Stan:

I thought it was just gas. Charmin, anyone.

116. Posted by Naomi Stan | December 5, 2008 7:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:39

Carnac says "A rube, a newb... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by zipity | December 5, 2008 7:45 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

Carnac says "A rube, a newb, and a boob..."

Question is "name the three people in this photo"

117. Posted by zipity | December 5, 2008 7:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:45

Sorry fellows but I had bea... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | December 5, 2008 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ron EagleHeart:

Sorry fellows but I had bean soup for lunch.

118. Posted by Ron EagleHeart | December 5, 2008 7:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:52

God, you guys are fat, don'... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by glenn | December 5, 2008 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
glenn:

God, you guys are fat, don't you ever walk anywhere?

119. Posted by glenn | December 5, 2008 7:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 19:55

Barry: Does anybody else sm... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 5, 2008 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Barry: Does anybody else smell cheese-steaks and stale Yuengling? It's like the day after the Army/Navy game, before the clean up crew could power wash the restrooms...

Joe: That's the way his breath always smells. He thinks he's "keeping it real" since he moved to Harrisburg.

120. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 5, 2008 8:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 20:13

There was this bright star ... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by starboardhelm | December 5, 2008 8:33 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
starboardhelm:

There was this bright star in the East, and three wise men where there, in the stable, when he was born. This was in Kenya, of course . . . uh oh.

121. Posted by starboardhelm | December 5, 2008 8:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 20:33

OK one more local color jok... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 5, 2008 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

OK one more local color joke:

Barry: OK, now I understand how Vince Fumo has stayed out of jail this long...

122. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 5, 2008 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 21:10

"Three blind mice."... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by JAT | December 5, 2008 9:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

"Three blind mice."

123. Posted by JAT | December 5, 2008 9:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 21:46

Larry, Curly and "O"... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Nicholas | December 5, 2008 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nicholas:

Larry, Curly and "O"

124. Posted by Nicholas | December 5, 2008 10:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 22:30

Ewwwwwwww ... did he really... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by La Mano | December 5, 2008 10:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
La Mano:

Ewwwwwwww ... did he really say that Governor Napolitano was hot???

125. Posted by La Mano | December 5, 2008 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 22:34

Ed, you moron! You didn't ... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Cowboy Blob | December 5, 2008 10:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Ed, you moron! You didn't know Gov. Napolitano doesn't "swing that way?"

126. Posted by Cowboy Blob | December 5, 2008 10:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 5, 2008 22:54

The blind leading the deaf ... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Jewels | December 6, 2008 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jewels:

The blind leading the deaf and dumb...

127. Posted by Jewels | December 6, 2008 12:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 00:56

As Ed Rendell makes some su... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Knightbrigade | December 6, 2008 3:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knightbrigade:

As Ed Rendell makes some suggestions for Janet Napolitano's Match.com profile--

Obama bubble: "What the F**K dude!?"

Biden bubble: singing "Doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo"

128. Posted by Knightbrigade | December 6, 2008 3:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 03:35

Clowns to the left of me,<b... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Spike | December 6, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I AM,
Stuck in the middle with you.

129. Posted by Spike | December 6, 2008 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 10:48

StinkStankStu... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by rodney dill | December 6, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Stink
Stank
Stunk

130. Posted by rodney dill | December 6, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 11:17

The Dynamic Duo spot an int... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Sputum | December 6, 2008 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sputum:

The Dynamic Duo spot an intruder in the Bat Cave.

131. Posted by Sputum | December 6, 2008 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 11:22

"There Are Two Types Of Bea... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by radio free fred | December 6, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"There Are Two Types Of Beans; Red Beans And Human Beans."

132. Posted by radio free fred | December 6, 2008 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 14:44

What IS that smell? Urine? ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by FormerHostage | December 6, 2008 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

What IS that smell? Urine? Broccoli?

133. Posted by FormerHostage | December 6, 2008 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 6, 2008 15:15

What a refreshing Change... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2008 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

What a refreshing Change!!!!!!

134. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2008 4:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 7, 2008 16:37

Somebody get a rope...... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by ijosha | December 7, 2008 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Somebody get a rope...

135. Posted by ijosha | December 7, 2008 5:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 7, 2008 17:38

Shut up! Can't you see you ... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by ijosha | December 7, 2008 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Shut up! Can't you see you are about to make Biden cry?

136. Posted by ijosha | December 7, 2008 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 7, 2008 17:44

"Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a B... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2008 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a Blackberry-holic"
"Hi, Edward."

137. Posted by rodney dill | December 7, 2008 10:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 7, 2008 22:27

Update: <... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 8, 2008 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners selected. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

138. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 8, 2008 1:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 8, 2008 01:46




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