Special orders do upset us.
A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.Other than the title of the post, I can't think of anything smart alecky to say. Wizbang readers can leave their own wisecracks.The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
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I wonder whether the cheese... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jason | December 4, 2008 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder whether the cheeseburger was loaded or not.
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1. Posted by Jason | December 4, 2008 7:14 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 19:14
2. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's the beef?
2. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:23 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 19:23
3. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's the beef!
3. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:52 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 19:52
4. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Want fries with that?
4. Posted by glenn | December 4, 2008 7:53 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 19:53
5. Posted by Donna B. | December 4, 2008 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce... was a Burger King lingo. Although I would imagine that a Big Mac might be more lethal.
5. Posted by Donna B. | December 4, 2008 8:47 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 20:47
6. Posted by Burt | December 4, 2008 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sounds like a rehearsal for the well known custom concerning the cutting of the wedding cake.
6. Posted by Burt | December 4, 2008 9:31 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 21:31
7. Posted by La Mano | December 5, 2008 12:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Not exactly what McD's had in mind with their "Big Mac attack" campaign.
7. Posted by La Mano | December 5, 2008 12:15 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 00:15
8. Posted by BlogDog | December 5, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Throw his buns in jail.
8. Posted by BlogDog | December 5, 2008 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 08:28
9. Posted by bobdog | December 5, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
See the thread above about banning knives in the UK.
Even if they ban cheeseburgers, the lawless thugs will just start throwing people from rooftops. We must ban gravity NOW! Before it's TOO LATE!
9. Posted by bobdog | December 5, 2008 8:59 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 08:59
10. Posted by ExSubNuke | December 5, 2008 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh.
And here I thought only Boxers had faces that looked like hamburger.
*ba dump, Ching!!!*
I'm here all week. Tip the waitresses, and try the veal. :)
10. Posted by ExSubNuke | December 5, 2008 2:42 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 14:42
11. Posted by glenn | December 5, 2008 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, all I hadda do was prime the pump a little.
11. Posted by glenn | December 5, 2008 7:58 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 19:58