For 130,000 inflatable breasts.
A men's magazine has lost a shipment of 130,000 inflatable breasts en route to Australia.Would you settle for 535 members of Congress, the Olsen Twins, Brittney Spears, Michael Jackson, and Maureen Dowd?The breasts, worth £100,000, were planned to be a free gift in Ralph magazine - but vanished before arriving at their destination.
A spokeswoman said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities but the breasts need to turn up in the next 48 hours to make the January issue.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone with information to contact the magazine, saying: "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are.
"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know. We want our boobs back."
That's asking for too much.



Comments (9)
<a href="http://www.youtube... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 4, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA
1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 4, 2008 8:41 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 08:41
2. Posted by OregonMuse | December 4, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I hope the thieves, whoever they are, get busted.
2. Posted by OregonMuse | December 4, 2008 9:10 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 09:10
3. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Lawyers for Playboy Magazine have issued a stern denial.
Likewise, Pamela Anderson could not be reached for comment.
On the other hand, Howard Stern has announced a new contest for with 65,000 grand prize winners...
J.
3. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2008 9:39 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 09:39
4. Posted by hyperbolist | December 4, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OregonMuse, I now have coffee on my tie. Thanks for that. :)
4. Posted by hyperbolist | December 4, 2008 12:03 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 12:03
5. Posted by Dennis | December 4, 2008 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe the container was empty before leaving docks.
http://www.danwei.org/advertising_and_marketing/china_is_obsessed_with_breasts.php
China is obsessed with breasts
"appealling to Chinese women's chest anxieties has become big business in the last few years. Everyday, women are bombarded with advertisements in newspapers and bus shelters encouraging them to try plastic surgery, breast 'enhancing' lotions, firming-up massages, and a variety of other treatments"
5. Posted by Dennis | December 4, 2008 2:29 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 14:29
6. Posted by Dodo David | December 4, 2008 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill, in your list of American boobs to send, you forgot to mention Lindsay Lohan.
6. Posted by Dodo David | December 4, 2008 4:39 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 16:39
7. Posted by epador | December 4, 2008 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THe other White Meat.
7. Posted by epador | December 4, 2008 9:04 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2008 21:04
8. Posted by ALPHABAMBI | December 5, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give Maureen Dowd a break. She's a nice but insecure woman with great tits. She vacilates
between homegrown sensibility and star struck
open legs syndrome. And she's 57. Ron Burkle would call her "granny" as he stumbled about his plane while lunging for fresh fish. Maureen could learn alot about life from Rachel Evan Wood.
8. Posted by ALPHABAMBI | December 5, 2008 9:03 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 09:03
9. Posted by Chad | December 5, 2008 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Firming-up massages? I knew I went into the wrong line of work. (see #5)
9. Posted by Chad | December 5, 2008 4:01 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2008 16:01