13. Posted by
Dos | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dos:
"The Office of the President Elect, proudly introduces Fluffy. Chair canine Fluffy will be first appointment for the Pets Civil Defense League, a new counsel I have created to address and implement stratgies to supplement our nations defense in these difficult times. To be fair about this, I considered Precious, a feline, but she proved difficult to work with, refusing to complete my questionare, thus rendering herself ineligible for consideration."
13. Posted by
Dos | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
21. Posted by
bill-tb | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
bill-tb:
Motto change, Live free or die now becomes "live for free pie". Here take this puppy as a token of good will and a down payment on pies to come. Really, I mean it, you will get your free pie.
21. Posted by
bill-tb | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
25. Posted by
Adrian Browne | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: -22 (24 votes cast)
Adrian Browne:
Rules for Caption Contests®:
Section One
Part B: The photo used for Caption Contests® shall be real unretouched photos and not collages or photoshopped pictures.
You might as well START with a caption and create a photo around it if you're going to use photoshopped pictures but if you were to put a caption with this photo it might be something like:
"Hey, where's the pitbull. I guess the bitch wasn't invited to Washington."
25. Posted by
Adrian Browne | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: -22 (24 votes cast)
55. Posted by
Jeff Angleberger | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Angleberger:
President-elect Obama unveils his nominee for a new Cabinet level post at the Lincoln Memorial. Meet Fluffy, the blind, deaf, Secretary for Controlling Goverment Spending.
55. Posted by
Jeff Angleberger | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
56. Posted by
MPR | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MPR:
I heard another president say, not the one behind me but,I think it was Harry Truman 17th President of the United States."If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog".
56. Posted by
MPR | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
66. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:
With his adversary finally subdued and facing a slow, bizarre, choreographed death, the Mad Genius Obama stroked his poodle and said " and now Mr. U.S. Bonds, I expect you to die...."
66. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
70. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:
Obama, describing his campaign strategy said, "this dog represents my campaign's model of the American Voter. Promise them all they free kibble the can eat, a guaranteed warm doggy bed, all the rubber balls they can chase and an occasional rub of their tummy and you can count on their unconditional love forever..."
70. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
75. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:
Shown here just moments after the unfortunate incident, The dog seemed no worse for wear, and Obama was trying to remember where in the world he had gotten the idea the dog was a hand puppet...."
75. Posted by
IowaRight | November 14, 2008 10:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
82. Posted by
Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:
BTW, a note to our host and contest promoter, Kevin: I preferred it when the pictures included a link back to their source. For anyone interested in the source for this one, it can be found here. Though the caption has to work with the picture alone, sometimes the context in which the picture was taken can provide inspiration.
82. Posted by
Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:14 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The problem with the story links is that on Yahoo they would go stale. I found this picture on Yahoo News Images - and it had no link to a story, in fact it had a PR firm's logo on it, which I removed. I'll add a link to the story.
86. Posted by
Kevin | November 14, 2008 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
88. Posted by
Joel | November 14, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joel:
Obama: "I call him Joe. He runs his mouth a lot, but nobody listens to what he says and if I need to I can just hide him away. He obeys me unconditionally and, of course, he's white."
88. Posted by
Joel | November 14, 2008 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Obama White House has implemented an affirmative action policy, which requires that the First Family have at least a token white member. So meet the newest member of the family, Whitey.
105. Posted by
James C. | November 14, 2008 12:39 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"...Well, Ahmadinejad did agree to one precondition: I could bring Fluffy. Isn't that nice of him? See, what happens when you talk? It's called progress."
138. Posted by
Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
163. Posted by
Maggie Mama | November 16, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
Although there's been much speculation that Hillary Clinton would be named Secretary of State, Obama dispelled that notion when he posed with this white, male French poodle named Kerry.
163. Posted by
Maggie Mama | November 16, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (166)
Don't accept your dog's adm... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Prairie | November 14, 2008 7:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
1. Posted by Prairie | November 14, 2008 7:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:08
2. Posted by Tim | November 14, 2008 7:09 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Barack Obama with his typical white poodle.
2. Posted by Tim | November 14, 2008 7:09 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:09
3. Posted by retired military | November 14, 2008 7:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jesse Jackson (taking the photo) - "Why did it have to be a white poodle?"
3. Posted by retired military | November 14, 2008 7:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:11
4. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:11 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
I call him mini-me.
4. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:11 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:11
5. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
The Great Emancipator and the Great Redistributor.
5. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:13 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:13
6. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
I would like to point out to our black friends that the white dude just behind Obama was a Republican.
Those guys in the sheets were democrats.
6. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:16
7. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Don't let the man down, Barack.
7. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:20
8. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
It's a little early to be dreaming about your own monument, Barry.
8. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:22
9. Posted by Harmon | November 14, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 30 (30 votes cast)
Lincoln, blinkin, and dog
9. Posted by Harmon | November 14, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 30 (30 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:33
10. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
One of these things is not like the other.
10. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:33
11. Posted by WildWillie | November 14, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I want the world to know I love everything French." ww
11. Posted by WildWillie | November 14, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:34
12. Posted by hermie | November 14, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Kids, remember that dog I promised you if I won? Well, this is as close as you're going to get.
12. Posted by hermie | November 14, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:35
13. Posted by Dos | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Office of the President Elect, proudly introduces Fluffy. Chair canine Fluffy will be first appointment for the Pets Civil Defense League, a new counsel I have created to address and implement stratgies to supplement our nations defense in these difficult times. To be fair about this, I considered Precious, a feline, but she proved difficult to work with, refusing to complete my questionare, thus rendering herself ineligible for consideration."
13. Posted by Dos | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:43
14. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
In Dog We Trust
14. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:43
15. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Dog (thinking): "help me"
15. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:45
16. Posted by Jay Tea | November 14, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Rejected Obama campaign poster #57:
"Vote for me or I'll kill this dog."
J.
16. Posted by Jay Tea | November 14, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:45
17. Posted by Dos | November 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Okay, I know that's too long for a caption.... how about:
"I wagged the dog, I got the Presidency... deal with it."
17. Posted by Dos | November 14, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:46
18. Posted by pickax411 | November 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I plan to closely review ALL prior Presidential Orders and Proclamations.
18. Posted by pickax411 | November 14, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:46
19. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Audacity or hubris? You make the call.
19. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:49
20. Posted by pickax411 | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2012, I say why not have a Dog as VP!
20. Posted by pickax411 | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:50
21. Posted by bill-tb | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Motto change, Live free or die now becomes "live for free pie". Here take this puppy as a token of good will and a down payment on pies to come. Really, I mean it, you will get your free pie.
21. Posted by bill-tb | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:50
22. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Who's the dead white guy in my chair?
22. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:50
23. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
The new wife is an improvement.
23. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:51
24. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 14, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lincoln ponders: "Who let the dogs in?"
24. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 14, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:56
25. Posted by Adrian Browne | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: -22 (24 votes cast)
You might as well START with a caption and create a photo around it if you're going to use photoshopped pictures but if you were to put a caption with this photo it might be something like:
"Hey, where's the pitbull. I guess the bitch wasn't invited to Washington."
25. Posted by Adrian Browne | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: -22 (24 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:58
26. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"And lo, thy canine sits on thine Messiah's right hand, and he shall be named Abraham. Thus, it shall be written, forever and ever, Amen."
26. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:58
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Chris Matthews told the genie to just keep the third wish.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 14, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:58
28. Posted by scmommy | November 14, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Meet your new Secretary of Defense - Spike.
28. Posted by scmommy | November 14, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 07:59
29. Posted by scmommy | November 14, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Meet Spike, your new Secretary of Defense.
29. Posted by scmommy | November 14, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:01
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 14, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Once he finished drawing Clarice and her lamb, Dr Lecter turned his attention to Barack and his press corp.
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 14, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:02
31. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"...and I'm namin' my little lap dog Nancy."
31. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:03
32. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack invited the national press corps to see Lincoln because he likes the way they lick his chin.
32. Posted by fustian | November 14, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:12
33. Posted by pibill | November 14, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I really never realized how much the law profession has degraded in the last 150 years.
33. Posted by pibill | November 14, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:19
34. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The District of Columbia AKC introduces its new breed, the Ayersdale Reformer.
34. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:20
35. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Shih Tzu
35. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:21
36. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 14, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Muffy was amazed at how cold President-Elect Obama's hands were. but thought it best to not say anything."
36. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 14, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:23
37. Posted by jim2 | November 14, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Barry had a little pup
It's fur was white as snow
'Til his Reverend said
The pup just had to go.
37. Posted by jim2 | November 14, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:23
38. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
President Obama poses with the media.
38. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:30
39. Posted by Imhotep | November 14, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
That will be the last White animal Obama rescues.
39. Posted by Imhotep | November 14, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:31
40. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
This country has truly gone to the dogs!
40. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:32
41. Posted by scdaddy | November 14, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey! where's my flag pin?
41. Posted by scdaddy | November 14, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:34
42. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
And, uh, when I paper train him, uh, he will do his daily constitutional on the actual Constitution.
42. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:35
43. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do I dare say I'm his master?
43. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:37
44. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 14, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
I'm not a real leader, but I play one on TV.
44. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 14, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:40
45. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Barney ain't never been called 'Cracker'."
Rev. Wright
45. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:40
46. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"When I said 'Change', I really meant neuter."
46. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:41
47. Posted by MPR | November 14, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this dog.
47. Posted by MPR | November 14, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:56
48. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Lincoln, Stinkin' and Blinkin'
48. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:56
49. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pull my paw.
49. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:58
50. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama responds to criticism of racism "Racist?? What the hell yo talkin bout man. I got me a white dog!!!"
50. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 08:58
51. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"he's trained to nip at anyone from Fox News and The National Review!"
51. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:00
52. Posted by res | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Most. Expensive. Vacation. Photo. Ever.
52. Posted by res | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:00
53. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Of course I am not an elitist. It isnt Fluffy turns his nose up at the Allen Brothers rib eyes we get him."
53. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:00
54. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
" President Elect Obama introduces his new Chief of Staff - Rahm Emanuel"
54. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:01
55. Posted by Jeff Angleberger | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President-elect Obama unveils his nominee for a new Cabinet level post at the Lincoln Memorial. Meet Fluffy, the blind, deaf, Secretary for Controlling Goverment Spending.
55. Posted by Jeff Angleberger | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:01
56. Posted by MPR | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I heard another president say, not the one behind me but,I think it was Harry Truman 17th President of the United States."If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog".
56. Posted by MPR | November 14, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:01
57. Posted by Paula | November 14, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This #*!% dog better not pee on me.
57. Posted by Paula | November 14, 2008 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:13
58. Posted by Gmac | November 14, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama held the press.
58. Posted by Gmac | November 14, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:23
59. Posted by Brad | November 14, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Dog Damn America!
59. Posted by Brad | November 14, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:26
60. Posted by Porkopolis | November 14, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Lincoln's thought bubble:
60. Posted by Porkopolis | November 14, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:30
61. Posted by Joel | November 14, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Thought bubble over dog:
"Just like Lincoln freed the slaves, now Obama will finally free the dogs. He'll also give us 40 bones and a tree."
61. Posted by Joel | November 14, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:30
62. Posted by Religious_Zealot | November 14, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
If my name gets used one more time in conjunction with this socialist twit, I'm coming off of this chair and kicking his ass!
62. Posted by Religious_Zealot | November 14, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:31
63. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I love the Constitution; it makes a great lining for Pookie's kennel.
63. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:31
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:32
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His ears are my favorite part.
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:33
66. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
With his adversary finally subdued and facing a slow, bizarre, choreographed death, the Mad Genius Obama stroked his poodle and said " and now Mr. U.S. Bonds, I expect you to die...."
66. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:35
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Get ready, because Obama is about to screw the pooch.
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:36 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:36
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love him because he is intimidating, like me.
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:37
69. Posted by epador | November 14, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which being looks the most unhappy in this photo?
69. Posted by epador | November 14, 2008 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:39
70. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama, describing his campaign strategy said, "this dog represents my campaign's model of the American Voter. Promise them all they free kibble the can eat, a guaranteed warm doggy bed, all the rubber balls they can chase and an occasional rub of their tummy and you can count on their unconditional love forever..."
70. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:45
71. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
I call him "Voter" - I promise to feed, shelter, provide medical care and in return he gives me unconditional love.
71. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 9:46 AM |
Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:46
72. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
He's so cute when his ears are perked up like that.....the dog is kinda cute too.
72. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 9:47 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:47
73. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...'cause the Rottweiler kept worrying the kids."
73. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:48
74. Posted by goptwins | November 14, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ok dog, you take the left leg and I'll take the right.
74. Posted by goptwins | November 14, 2008 9:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 09:50
75. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Shown here just moments after the unfortunate incident, The dog seemed no worse for wear, and Obama was trying to remember where in the world he had gotten the idea the dog was a hand puppet...."
75. Posted by IowaRight | November 14, 2008 10:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:00
76. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Yes, I assure you... he's been properly vetted."
76. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:01 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:01
77. Posted by Proof | November 14, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Would you buy a used dog from this man?
77. Posted by Proof | November 14, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:03
78. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Qualifications... well he did snap at Hillary... man I love this dog"
78. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:03
79. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wanted peace on earth
Always pees on earth
Looking for a piece of your earth
79. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2008 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:04
80. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby takes a break from her busy schedule for a photo op with The Great Emancipator and The Great Redistributor.
80. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:07
81. Posted by Proof | November 14, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When you put my statue next to Abe's, I want to pose holding my dog.
81. Posted by Proof | November 14, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:08
82. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
BTW, a note to our host and contest promoter, Kevin: I preferred it when the pictures included a link back to their source. For anyone interested in the source for this one, it can be found here. Though the caption has to work with the picture alone, sometimes the context in which the picture was taken can provide inspiration.
82. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 14, 2008 10:14 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:14
83. Posted by Weegie | November 14, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
McCain might have had a pitbull in lipstick, but I've got the ferocious attack poodle Joe Biden on my team.
83. Posted by Weegie | November 14, 2008 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:22
84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Anon. So much for Adrian's whacked out conspiracy theory. (#25)
84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 14, 2008 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:23
85. Posted by jeffersonpoole | November 14, 2008 10:30 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Dear Mainstream Media,
I'll handle the tiny dogs. You handle that pit bull.
Love,
Barry
85. Posted by jeffersonpoole | November 14, 2008 10:30 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:30
86. Posted by Kevin
| November 14, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon -
The problem with the story links is that on Yahoo they would go stale. I found this picture on Yahoo News Images - and it had no link to a story, in fact it had a PR firm's logo on it, which I removed. I'll add a link to the story.
86. Posted by Kevin
| November 14, 2008 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:33
87. Posted by pvd | November 14, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Lap Dog - Media in the Age of Obama!
87. Posted by pvd | November 14, 2008 10:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:33
88. Posted by Joel | November 14, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "I call him Joe. He runs his mouth a lot, but nobody listens to what he says and if I need to I can just hide him away. He obeys me unconditionally and, of course, he's white."
88. Posted by Joel | November 14, 2008 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:39
89. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 14, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Two SOBs up close!
89. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 14, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:45
90. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 14, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama on Bill Ayers: "I can no more disown him that I can disown my white puppy"
90. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 14, 2008 10:49 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:49
91. Posted by Jewels | November 14, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No one can call me racist...look how well I can unite against enemy lines."
91. Posted by Jewels | November 14, 2008 10:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 10:57
92. Posted by JAT | November 14, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I heard McCain ask a fellow fighter pilot if Obama plans on "screwing the pooch too!"
(If you're not a fighter pilot you may not get this one)
92. Posted by JAT | November 14, 2008 11:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:11
93. Posted by Tom Blogical
| November 14, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, her name is Dotti. Now cut the McDowell's and Soul Glo jokes, or I'll have her pretend you're Eriq La Salle."
93. Posted by Tom Blogical
| November 14, 2008 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:20
94. Posted by hpb | November 14, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Obama: "Thanks to ACORN, voters like these now have a voice."
94. Posted by hpb | November 14, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:24
95. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fluffy and his dog.
95. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:24
96. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I think I'll call him 'Chris Matthews.' He just tinkled on my leg".
96. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:31
97. Posted by FormerHostage | November 14, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Uh, sir..."Screwed the pooch" is just an expression.
97. Posted by FormerHostage | November 14, 2008 11:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:37
98. Posted by Roy | November 14, 2008 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So you don't know any new tricks either?
98. Posted by Roy | November 14, 2008 11:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:38
99. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Canis-lupus-familiaris and Marxis-deletum-liberatum.
99. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:53
100. Posted by msv | November 14, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"I CAN HAZ BLENDR?"
100. Posted by msv | November 14, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 11:58
101. Posted by kbiel
| November 14, 2008 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
President-elect Barak Obama gets dog choosing advice from popular blog Stuff White People Like.
101. Posted by kbiel
| November 14, 2008 12:16 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:16
102. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 14, 2008 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We call her Hillary. She's a bitch.
102. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 14, 2008 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:27
103. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 14, 2008 12:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Biden couldn't be here for the photo-op. Fluffy was close enough.
103. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 14, 2008 12:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:28
104. Posted by jpm100 | November 14, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Meet my new dog. His name is Whitey."
104. Posted by jpm100 | November 14, 2008 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:36
105. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:39 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The Obama White House has implemented an affirmative action policy, which requires that the First Family have at least a token white member. So meet the newest member of the family, Whitey.
105. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:39 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:39
106. Posted by peabody3000 | November 14, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
SOLID PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH TERRIERS
106. Posted by peabody3000 | November 14, 2008 12:41 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:41
107. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'd like to introduce you to my Secretary of Defense, Fluffy.
107. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:42
108. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where are the Wee-Wee pads? I accidently pulled Fluffy's paw.
108. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 12:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:44
109. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama makes a 'food for nukes' exchange offer to Kim Jong-il.
109. Posted by guido | November 14, 2008 12:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:49
110. Posted by broxie | November 14, 2008 12:50 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Have we locked up the gay vote yet?
110. Posted by broxie | November 14, 2008 12:50 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:50
111. Posted by retired military | November 14, 2008 12:54 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Winning the Presidency - $600 million
Giovanni Suit - $10,000
Dog from the pound - $34.95
Watching the dog piss all over Obama - Priceless.
111. Posted by retired military | November 14, 2008 12:54 PM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:54
112. Posted by The Other JD | November 14, 2008 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Put a statue of me up on that chair, or THE DOG DIES!!!!"
112. Posted by The Other JD | November 14, 2008 12:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:55
113. Posted by retired miliitary | November 14, 2008 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama took the words of the world's dictators literally.
"If you cant bark with the big dogs then say in DC with the puppies."
113. Posted by retired miliitary | November 14, 2008 12:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:57
114. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bah messed up
-----------
Obama took the words of the world's dictators literally.
"If you cant bark with the big dogs then stay in DC with the puppies."
114. Posted by retired miilitary | November 14, 2008 12:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 12:58
115. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm a Yankee Poodle Dandy
Yankee Poodle doo or die!
115. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:07
116. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I said DOODLE. Someone should do a DOODLE of me standing beside Lincoln... Oh, hell, take the picture. We'll use it for something.
116. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:10
117. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wet Nose and Wet Ears
117. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:11
118. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:12 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
You can put lipstick on a pig... but I prefer poodles.
118. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:12 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:12
119. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two out of three presidents agree, dogs prefer MeatyBitz.
119. Posted by JV | November 14, 2008 1:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:17
120. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 14, 2008 1:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "This is the dog that ate my LSAT's and my contributions to the Harvard Law Review"
120. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | November 14, 2008 1:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:39
121. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | November 14, 2008 1:48 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"I've named him Media. He's a great little lap dog, but he keeps trying to hump my leg."
121. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | November 14, 2008 1:48 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:48
122. Posted by Not_Spike | November 14, 2008 1:51 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
He's my best friend, I think I'll call him "Ahmadinejad"
122. Posted by Not_Spike | November 14, 2008 1:51 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 13:51
123. Posted by Brad | November 14, 2008 2:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
America's poodles are coming home to roost.
123. Posted by Brad | November 14, 2008 2:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 14:04
124. Posted by Piso Mojado | November 14, 2008 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fellow World Citizens, I introduce to you my French Bitch!
124. Posted by Piso Mojado | November 14, 2008 2:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 14:04
125. Posted by Piso Mojado | November 14, 2008 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's a Bichon Frise by the way, not a poodle.
125. Posted by Piso Mojado | November 14, 2008 2:18 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 14:18
126. Posted by Timmer | November 14, 2008 3:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I specifically said a white long haired CAT. How can I be evil with this cutie pie? Yes he is, such a cutie snookie ookums.
126. Posted by Timmer | November 14, 2008 3:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 15:10
127. Posted by Syllabucks | November 14, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
YOU brought me home, now I'll pee on your suit too
127. Posted by Syllabucks | November 14, 2008 3:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 15:25
128. Posted by retired miiltary | November 14, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Bin Laden in a taped message to AQ - "and here we have Fluffy. And he is holding a dog."
128. Posted by retired miiltary | November 14, 2008 3:25 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 15:25
129. Posted by bcoyoh | November 14, 2008 3:32 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'll get you my richies, and your little dog, too!!!
129. Posted by bcoyoh | November 14, 2008 3:32 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 15:32
130. Posted by xiphos | November 14, 2008 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
# 104-Whitey said: "I'd rather be Abe's lap dog".
130. Posted by xiphos | November 14, 2008 3:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 15:44
131. Posted by twolaneflash | November 14, 2008 4:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bro, when I said get yosef a white bitch, I di'nt mean a white BITCH!
131. Posted by twolaneflash | November 14, 2008 4:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 16:16
132. Posted by Rich | November 14, 2008 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Introducing the new conservative emetic.
132. Posted by Rich | November 14, 2008 4:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 16:34
133. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 4:37 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Looked what I pulled out of Lincoln's ass!
133. Posted by James C. | November 14, 2008 4:37 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 16:37
134. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poochie lives up to his campaign promise by spreading his wealth on Obama's new suit.
134. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:39
135. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll get more of your hard-earned money, my little pretty...and your little dog too!"
135. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:40
136. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
136. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:46
137. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President-Elect Obama introduces his new, all bark and no bite Secretary of State.
137. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:50
138. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...Well, Ahmadinejad did agree to one precondition: I could bring Fluffy. Isn't that nice of him? See, what happens when you talk? It's called progress."
138. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 5:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:55
139. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 5:57 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tony Blair visits with the President-Elect.
139. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 5:57 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:57
140. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I kept asking 'Can I Just Eat My Waffle?' Well, ladies and gentlemen... THIS is Waffle."
140. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 5:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 17:59
141. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama prepares to throw puppy under a bus. The media prepare to blame the Republicans.
141. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:00
142. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"None of that Nancy Reagan seance stuff for me. No, see I have this puppy that's possessed by the ghost of Abe Lincoln..."
142. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:00
143. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dog tag reads: "If found, please return wimpy dog to wimpy owner."
143. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:01
144. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"
144. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 14, 2008 6:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:01
145. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess which one craves attention, yaps a lot and leaves a mess wherever he goes.
145. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:12
146. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"....and a Bichon frise in every pot..."
146. Posted by Peter F. | November 14, 2008 6:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:15
147. Posted by Faith+1 | November 14, 2008 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's First Bitch
147. Posted by Faith+1 | November 14, 2008 6:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:20
148. Posted by armadillo | November 14, 2008 6:40 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I shall name him -- Present.
148. Posted by armadillo | November 14, 2008 6:40 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 18:40
149. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"17.4 dog years ago, our fathers....."
149. Posted by Spike | November 14, 2008 8:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 20:03
150. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, it looks like Scraps is a boy dog. Abe, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
150. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 21:06
151. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I promise to fix the economy just like I fixed the animal cruelty crisis.
151. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 21:11
152. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And they said I couldn't even win election as Dog Catcher...
152. Posted by itismedavid | November 14, 2008 9:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 21:20
153. Posted by Jay Guevara | November 14, 2008 9:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lincoln thought bubble: "Shit, this didn't work out the way I'd hoped."
153. Posted by Jay Guevara | November 14, 2008 9:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 21:34
154. Posted by Mark | November 14, 2008 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Typical white dog.
154. Posted by Mark | November 14, 2008 10:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 22:55
155. Posted by jbinnout | November 14, 2008 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two thought bubbles....
So Michelle had you neutered, too.
155. Posted by jbinnout | November 14, 2008 11:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 23:22
156. Posted by jbinnout | November 14, 2008 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, wait till those secret service guys have to pick up poop from my little white dog.
156. Posted by jbinnout | November 14, 2008 11:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 14, 2008 23:25
157. Posted by Bernie | November 15, 2008 1:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Came in last night at half past ten
That baby of mine wouldn't let me in
157. Posted by Bernie | November 15, 2008 1:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 01:07
158. Posted by rodney dill | November 15, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Now I just need to put antlers on Max the Dog here, and gather up all the M----- F------ Christmas presents for redistribution."
158. Posted by rodney dill | November 15, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 08:52
159. Posted by rodney dill | November 15, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince of the Powers of the Ayers seen with Beezlepup
159. Posted by rodney dill | November 15, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 12:25
160. Posted by 914 | November 15, 2008 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We shall undercome"
160. Posted by 914 | November 15, 2008 12:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 12:53
161. Posted by 914 | November 15, 2008 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The brains behind the Man"
161. Posted by 914 | November 15, 2008 1:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 13:09
162. Posted by Chris G | November 15, 2008 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After replacing the majestic bald eagle as America's mascot, President-elect Barack Obama poses with the new mascot.
162. Posted by Chris G | November 15, 2008 7:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 15, 2008 19:29
163. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 16, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although there's been much speculation that Hillary Clinton would be named Secretary of State, Obama dispelled that notion when he posed with this white, male French poodle named Kerry.
163. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 16, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2008 08:06
164. Posted by stewy | November 16, 2008 7:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A penny for your thoughts...meet my dog "Abe"
164. Posted by stewy | November 16, 2008 7:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2008 19:29
165. Posted by chsw
| November 16, 2008 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now that the Park Service works for me, they can clean it up."
chsw
165. Posted by chsw
| November 16, 2008 8:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 16, 2008 20:09
166. Posted by Kevin
| November 17, 2008 2:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
166. Posted by Kevin
| November 17, 2008 2:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 17, 2008 02:22