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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 7, 2008 - 8:50 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Madonna (R) performs with Britney Spears during the Los Angeles date of her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour at Dodgers stadium in Los Angeles November 6, 2008.


Winners (for this week and last week) will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (93)

The blonde leading the blon... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jim2 | November 7, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
jim2:

The blonde leading the blonde.

1. Posted by jim2 | November 7, 2008 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 08:57

Which one is sticky and whi... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Which one is sticky and which one is sweet?

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 08:58

The "Aging Dis-Gracefully" ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Steve | November 7, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Steve:

The "Aging Dis-Gracefully" Tour

3. Posted by Steve | November 7, 2008 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 08:59

Slash has really let himsel... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Slash has really let himself go...

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 08:59

Brits and Madge rehearse si... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by smitch | November 7, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
smitch:

Brits and Madge rehearse singing the National Anthem for Obama's inauguration.

5. Posted by smitch | November 7, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:01

"Beware the Venus Fly Trap.... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Darby | November 7, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Darby:

"Beware the Venus Fly Trap."

6. Posted by Darby | November 7, 2008 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:02

Madonna: "I think of you l... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Steve | November 7, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Steve:

Madonna: "I think of you like my sister."
Brittany: "I think of YOU like my grandma."

7. Posted by Steve | November 7, 2008 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:03

The "Skanky as You Wanna Be... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 7, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The "Skanky as You Wanna Be" tour.

8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 7, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:05

Happy skanks giving!... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Happy skanks giving!

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:06

Beware the 3 B'sBlon... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Beware the 3 B's
Blond bimbos for Barrack.

10. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:11

The No IQ Tour.... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

The No IQ Tour.

11. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:11

Britney"I am now wha... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Britney
"I am now what you once were"
Madonna
"I am now what you soon shall be"

12. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:12

The Tacky and Slimy Tour</p... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Tacky and Slimy Tour

13. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:16

Usually when I get up on Fr... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: -6 (6 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Usually when I get up on Friday morning and hit Wizbang, there are usually 30-50 entries in Kevin's Friday Caption Contest. But this time, there were only 9. What does this mean? Beats me, but it's sure weird.

14. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:18

Britney while singing with ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 7, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Britney while singing with Madonna, had the same feeling most children have with Bobo the clown ......she underestimated the creepiness.

15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 7, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:18

Note: No panties were harme... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Note: No panties were harmed in the making of this music video.

16. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:20

The real reason Madonna div... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

The real reason Madonna divorced Guy....

17. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:20

Perfect. A woman who can't ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Perfect. A woman who can't sing and a woman who can't play the guitar.

18. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:21

♬"I,m a lit... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
"I,m a little bit country..."

"...and I'm a little bit old crack ho"
♬

19. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (20 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:21

Britney and Madonna perform... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Britney and Madonna perform at a benefit for Yeast Infection Awareness Month.

20. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:23

Amy Winehouse was invited, ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Amy Winehouse was invited, but declined to perform, stating that the Britney/Madonna gig was "just too skanky."

21. Posted by OregonMuse | November 7, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:25

When did Weird Al dye his h... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by FormerHostage | November 7, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

When did Weird Al dye his hair blond?

22. Posted by FormerHostage | November 7, 2008 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:26

I didn't know Brittany had ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 7, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

I didn't know Brittany had married Tom Petty and they were touring together.

23. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 7, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:27

It's the start of another "... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's the start of another "Redistribute the Wealth" tour.

24. Posted by fustian | November 7, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:31

Desperately seeking earplug... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Desperately seeking earplugs

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 7, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:33

Hope and Change... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hope and Change

26. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:35

Last time I saw a mouth lik... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 7, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 7, 2008 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:37

#3: Slash has really let h... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Joel:

#3: Slash has really let himself go...


...but Axel's cleaned up rather nicely.

28. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:39

Bitchie and Mrs. Ritchie</p... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 7, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Bitchie and Mrs. Ritchie

29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 7, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:46

As an aside I sat over an o... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

As an aside I sat over an office cube wall from Paula Ciccone for a couple of years, a few years back. Never knew who she was at the time.

30. Posted by rodney dill | November 7, 2008 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:48

Kevin,Next time you ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by smitch | November 7, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
smitch:

Kevin,
Next time you run a photo like this one, take a page from Perez Hilton's playbook and cover it with

If You Are Easily Offended....

Then do not CLICK HERE

I feel like a need a shower and some penicillin.

31. Posted by smitch | November 7, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 09:56

The Democrat Tour.Th... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by retired military | November 7, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

The Democrat Tour.
The blonde leadind the blonde.

32. Posted by retired military | November 7, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:03

Britney: "If she makes me k... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by LaMedusa | November 7, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Britney: "If she makes me kiss her again, I may have to kick her in the nuts!"

33. Posted by LaMedusa | November 7, 2008 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:12

♪ "Goin' to the chapel and ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

♪ "Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married." ♪

34. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:18

"America's whores have come... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Spike:

"America's whores have come home to roost".

35. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:21

♪ "My baby does the hanky p... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

♪ "My baby does the hanky panky." ♪

36. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:22

♪ "I kissed a girl and I li... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

♪ "I kissed a girl and I liked it." ♪

37. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:25

Britney Spears and Madonna ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

Britney Spears and Madonna sing "God *amn America" at President-elect Obama's election celebration.

38. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:27

Bill Clinton "... and then ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Bill Clinton "... and then I woke up"

39. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:38

"Good news everybody! We'v... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"Good news everybody! We've decided to collaborate on a children's educational CD about S&M!!"

40. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:42

Grandpa said he never seen ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by BluesHarper | November 7, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Grandpa said he never seen cat whallerin' like this before.

41. Posted by BluesHarper | November 7, 2008 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:44

Only after their performanc... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Only after their performance did these two realize that the crowd was shouting O, O, O, and not HO', Ho', Ho'.

42. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 10:46

Britney thought bubble - "I... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by JPO | November 7, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JPO:

Britney thought bubble - "I just thought I'd already hit bottom, apparently I was wrong!"

Madonna thought bubble - "I'd kiss you again, but A-Rod said 'no'"

43. Posted by JPO | November 7, 2008 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:11

Usually when I get... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:
Usually when I get up on Friday morning and hit Wizbang, there are usually 30-50 entries in Kevin's Friday Caption Contest. But this time, there were only 9. What does this mean? Beats me, but it's sure weird.

It means I forgot to set the contest to automatically post at 7am (Eastern), and didn't realize that until nearly 9 am. Two hours later (now) the number of captions is about what you normally would have seen at 9am.

44. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 7, 2008 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:16

Brittany was relieved at he... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Brittany was relieved at her good fortune, "Jeez, I almost wore my Willie Wonka-Pirate-Lace-Bikini outfit tonite, but it was in the wash"

45. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:21

Fred Astaire called, he wou... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Fred Astaire called, he would like his hat back......Just called back, said "Forget it."

46. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:26

♪ "We're goin' to Cal-i-for... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

♪ "We're goin' to Cal-i-for-nia,
and we, still can't get mar-ie-d" ♪

47. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:30

Brittney shared her surpris... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Brittney shared her surprise "I thought when I got up close to you that you would look much older, but you don't! You look just as old from the back of the room!"

48. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:31

Dueling Bimbos.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Spike:

Dueling Bimbos.

49. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:33

"I'm Barak Obama, and I app... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"I'm Barak Obama, and I approve this mess."

50. Posted by Spike | November 7, 2008 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:37

The Evolution Of Skank... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Faith+1 | November 7, 2008 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Evolution Of Skank

51. Posted by Faith+1 | November 7, 2008 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:45

"She's touching me! Why is ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by ravenshrike | November 7, 2008 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ravenshrike:

"She's touching me! Why is she touching me?"

52. Posted by ravenshrike | November 7, 2008 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:46

Anti-American Idol co-winne... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

Anti-American Idol co-winners

53. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 11:54

For once in my life, I'm je... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

For once in my life, I'm jealous of Helen Keller.

54. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:09

Brittney gets a private tut... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:17 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

Brittney gets a private tutorial in how to be a washed up has been from Madonna.

Nest week.... Cher.

55. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:17

The saw-skank convention.</... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

The saw-skank convention.

56. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:18

Sean Hannity's "She-Dumb Co... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

Sean Hannity's "She-Dumb Concert"

57. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:22

Skankfest... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2008 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Skankfest

58. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2008 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:23

The two most popular entert... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by brainy435 | November 7, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

The two most popular entertainers from the last few decades were brought on stage for a lifetime achievent award, then watched from Madonnas chest as two has-beens embarassed themselves.

59. Posted by brainy435 | November 7, 2008 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:31

Pretend it's a microphone. ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JV:

Pretend it's a microphone. Oh, wait... it is a microphone.

60. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:39

Yes we can, yes we did, yes... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JV:

Yes we can, yes we did, yes we have no brainanas!

61. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:42

Like a Virgin, Not... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JV:

Like a Virgin, Not

62. Posted by JV | November 7, 2008 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:47

Lollapa-floozy... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

Lollapa-floozy

63. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 12:58

Nice tape job on the tranny... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Jeff | November 7, 2008 1:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

Nice tape job on the tranny...

64. Posted by Jeff | November 7, 2008 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 13:14

No wonder the Muslims hate ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

No wonder the Muslims hate us....

65. Posted by IowaRight | November 7, 2008 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 13:20

The worst wet dream ever.</... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Paul Hooson | November 7, 2008 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

The worst wet dream ever.

66. Posted by Paul Hooson | November 7, 2008 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 13:31

BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSS... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
We want to eat your BRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNS.

67. Posted by retired miilitary | November 7, 2008 1:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 13:44

Blonde and bitchin' tour.</... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

Blonde and bitchin' tour.

68. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 13:49

The inspiration for a new r... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by MagicalPat | November 7, 2008 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

The inspiration for a new religion...Kablah blah.

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Posted on November 7, 2008 13:51

S T D T V... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 7, 2008 2:50 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

S T D T V

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Posted on November 7, 2008 14:50

One of them will die in an ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

One of them will die in an unfortunate gardening accident...

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Posted on November 7, 2008 15:35

Nothing says great music li... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Nothing says great music like a dub and loop machine!

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Posted on November 7, 2008 15:36

"Chord....what's a chord?'<... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Chord....what's a chord?'

73. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 15:38

"Washed Up Ho Tour, 2008"</... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Washed Up Ho Tour, 2008"

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Posted on November 7, 2008 15:41

"The Psycho Menopause Tour"... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Peter F. | November 7, 2008 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"The Psycho Menopause Tour"

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Posted on November 7, 2008 15:42

The L.A. branch of the walk... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 7, 2008 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

The L.A. branch of the walking dandruff family was reunited with the London branch when they suddenly found themself within leaping distance of each other. A good time was had by all.

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Posted on November 7, 2008 15:46

Empty Heads Singing To Empt... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Dodo David | November 7, 2008 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Empty Heads Singing To Empty Seats

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Posted on November 7, 2008 16:32

This is not an accep... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

This is not an acceptable substitute for the missing Octoberfest picture!

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Posted on November 7, 2008 16:34

A few minutes later, when C... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Joel | November 7, 2008 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

A few minutes later, when Courtney Love joined them on stage, the arena was declared a biohazard zone and quarantined by local police.

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Posted on November 7, 2008 16:41

In a rare Muppet reunion, D... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Nancy G | November 7, 2008 4:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nancy G:

In a rare Muppet reunion, Dr. Teeth and Janice take the stage.

80. Posted by Nancy G | November 7, 2008 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 16:42

Maybe I'll come up with som... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Gmac | November 7, 2008 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Maybe I'll come up with something once the brain bleech clears the vision of two skanks on stage pretending they can perform outside of a bedroom.

81. Posted by Gmac | November 7, 2008 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 18:10

Jesus Christ! Madonna has a... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Pat Meebles | November 7, 2008 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat Meebles:

Jesus Christ! Madonna has a seriously gaping va...

Oh, those are her black panties. Uh... hehe... errrrr

82. Posted by Pat Meebles | November 7, 2008 6:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 18:36

"Girding our loins for Amer... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Cloudfish | November 7, 2008 6:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cloudfish:

"Girding our loins for America"

As an aside--what the hell happened to Madonna's knees? I can't see them....

83. Posted by Cloudfish | November 7, 2008 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 18:51

"Lutefisk Diva's"</p... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2008 7:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

"Lutefisk Diva's"

84. Posted by 914 | November 7, 2008 7:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2008 19:01

for 914:Mielestäni... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by epador | November 7, 2008 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

for 914:

Mielestäni teillä on söpö presidentti.

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Posted on November 7, 2008 22:47

Who Let the Dogs Out?... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 8, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Who Let the Dogs Out?

86. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 8, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 8, 2008 09:42

"Stepin Fetchit"... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by radio free fred | November 8, 2008 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Stepin Fetchit"

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Posted on November 8, 2008 14:32

Madonna and Brittany succee... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Gmac | November 8, 2008 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Madonna and Brittany succeed beyond their wildest dream as they imitate Cheap Trick onstage.

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Posted on November 8, 2008 18:09

♬Skanks... ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by rodney dill | November 8, 2008 8:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
Skanks... for the memories...
♬

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Posted on November 8, 2008 20:51

Shag Sisters or Moral Blist... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by GEEWHIZ47 | November 8, 2008 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GEEWHIZ47:

Shag Sisters or Moral Blisters?

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Posted on November 8, 2008 22:08

I like the skull on her gui... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

I like the skull on her guitar strap. Nothing says "death" like Madonna's career!

91. Posted by Proof | November 9, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2008 08:15

The top hat and guitar have... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by itismedavid | November 9, 2008 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

The top hat and guitar have the highest IQs on the stage.

92. Posted by itismedavid | November 9, 2008 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 9, 2008 15:29

Update: <... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 10, 2008 1:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

93. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 10, 2008 1:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 10, 2008 01:25




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