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Comments (139)
Pull my Finger!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pull my Finger!
1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:15
2. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Somebody find me a 7-11 ..quick!
2. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:17
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
How's my hair look?
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:20
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Crowd:
"Oh my God he's not wearing any pants."
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:21
5. Posted by Darby | October 31, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
If you think she looks crazy, wait till you see conservatives once we get elected.
5. Posted by Darby | October 31, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:28
6. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
They've had to hustle Biden off to an undisclosed location. Just like Cheney!
6. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:35
7. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
They're gonna test Obama by seeming to elect John McCain. You're going to think we did the wrong things.
But, you've gotta stick with us.
7. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:38
8. Posted by Ray H. | October 31, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Ladies, Ladies, there is more than enough of me to go around, but that guy needs to go see Foley in Florida if he wants some"
8. Posted by Ray H. | October 31, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:39
9. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Biden. Because when you really want to be about change, you go for one of the oldest coots in the Senate!
9. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:44
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Wait, is that Barbara West over there?'
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:45
11. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like Mr. Aneurism is back!
11. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:49
12. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The democrats were electrified when Obama selected Joe Biden to be Vice President. He was hugely popular as a Presidential candidate, garnering almost 1% of the vote.
12. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:54
13. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Why was I the first one in my family to be able to leave the coal mines?
Because I was willing to plagiarize my way to success!
13. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:58
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
How did he do such fantastic gaffes with such little feet?
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 07:59
15. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I think Obama picked me because I'm just as articulate as Neal Kinnock.
And I'm clean.
15. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:00
16. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Biden - "If you dont vote for the black guy than you are racist".
16. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:03
17. Posted by DSkinner | October 31, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
For the last time, I'm smarter than you are.
17. Posted by DSkinner | October 31, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:03
18. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden - " Dont listen to her (Lady behind him), I dont know what she is talking about. I would never take the opportunity to cop a feel in a crowd like this"
18. Posted by retired military | October 31, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:05
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm perfectly willing to sell my soul, and you say Lucifer is sitting right over there?
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:06
20. Posted by Dos | October 31, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Whoa. Whoa, WHOA!!! Who wrote these questions? SECURITY!! Get the name and affiliation of all these reporters...
20. Posted by Dos | October 31, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:06
21. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Our ticket is the choice of Muslim radicals everywhere.
What's that tell you?
It means we have broad appeal!
21. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:08
22. Posted by hermie | October 31, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey! I said I was going to get some pancakes at Annie's, and don't try to stop me!
22. Posted by hermie | October 31, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:10
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Share the wealth, my ass! Which one of you pinheads took my wallet?
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 31, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:11
24. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
I don't know what that Joe the Plumber was going on about. He doesn't make $250,000.
And once we're elected, he never will!
24. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:11
25. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
First we're going to stop the oil companies from drilling. They we're going to tax the bejesus out of them.
Then we're going to nationalize them, because they're too inefficient.
25. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:14
26. Posted by jim2 | October 31, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Who the hell let that guy right there in here?"
26. Posted by jim2 | October 31, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:15
27. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Obama's not a Marxist.
He just believes in redistribution of the wealth and state ownership of the means of production.
27. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:17
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Woman over right shoulder:
"No, don't pull his finger!"
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 31, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:20
29. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Barack really believes in helping the needy and the downtrodden.
Unless it's his own half brother or his aunt, and it's gotta come out of his own pocket.
29. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:21
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"You said open bar this way?"
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:26
31. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
The Messiah?
No, no, no. Inside the campaign, we're asked to refer to him as the "Twelfth Imam".
31. Posted by fustian | October 31, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:28
32. Posted by geo
| October 31, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Why are you asking me that? Is this a joke? I did NOT say that!
32. Posted by geo
| October 31, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:31
33. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 31, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Things got ugly when the NOW delegation discovered that Biden had the last stash of Botox in California.
33. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 31, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:32
34. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 31, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Fox News just captured a photo of the female ventriloquist who is actually speaking for Biden in an attempt to keep him gaffe-free until Election Day.
34. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 31, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:34
35. Posted by engineer | October 31, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Mark my word! We're giving tax cuts to all middle income Americans. That's every American making, uh um, let me check,...this lady here has the latest amount...less than Family Dollar. That's it a dollar a family.
35. Posted by engineer | October 31, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:35
36. Posted by Falze | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Brains....brains! Must...eat...brains..."
"Stop! I'm Joe Biden and I'm gonna say it, again because it's very important - stop!"
"Braaaaa...oh. Never mind."
36. Posted by Falze | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:44
37. Posted by Noam Notkidding | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
The attack that Sen Joe Biden predicted would come in the first six months of the Obama administration arrived early as he found himself surrounded by a pack or angry PUMAs.
37. Posted by Noam Notkidding | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:44
38. Posted by Falze | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(minus the extraneous comma)
38. Posted by Falze | October 31, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 08:44
39. Posted by MPR | October 31, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I said, I have to get my mouth open a little more to get the other foot in!" Biden screamed at a deaf supporter."Oh..God love ya man, I didn't see the hearing aid."
39. Posted by MPR | October 31, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:01
40. Posted by brainy435 | October 31, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"I didn't blow the election!!!! It was racism!!! Racis...aaarrrggghhhh!!
40. Posted by brainy435 | October 31, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:01
41. Posted by Gmac | October 31, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe and a supporter both recoiled in horror as an unscripted question was asked, knowing it would lead to another gaffe.
41. Posted by Gmac | October 31, 2008 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:06
42. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 31, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Lady over right shoulder: Look at the disgusting crap on his back. Looks like the BS is coming out of both ends.
42. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 31, 2008 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:06
43. Posted by BlogDog | October 31, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mr. Wonka! I mean, Sen. Wonka! I have a golden ticket!
43. Posted by BlogDog | October 31, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:18
44. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden "I will be glad when the election is over so I can stop going out among the unwashed masses."
44. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:20
45. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Biden "I am glad Barrack isnt here. If he were then we would have a whole bunch of black people here."
45. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:21
46. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden " I dont care what the lady behind me says. I am not her baby's daddy"
46. Posted by retired miliitary | October 31, 2008 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:22
47. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
When his campaign bus broke down just outside a Junior League Hockey Rink, Biden's worst nightmare was realized.....
47. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:28 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:28
48. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Senator! Senator! I want to Gird Your Loins!
48. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:30
49. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING: As Obama enters a campaign event. Joe Biden and an identified woman shout, "I want your baby!"
49. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:30
50. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden: "Hey Palin, I got your Real America right here, 'Crazy Ladies for Obama.'"
50. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:33
51. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
51. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:33
52. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Screw Joe the Plumber, I talkin' to Mandy the Masseuse.
52. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:42
53. Posted by iwogisdead | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
An identified female minimum wage earner reacts to Sen. Biden's calculations of her tax liability under the Obama economic plan.
53. Posted by iwogisdead | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:43
54. Posted by Sinner | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
OMG! Logic and reason! RUN AWAY!
54. Posted by Sinner | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:43
55. Posted by Joel | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Biden: "Hillary's over there. And honestly, she'd be a much better VP candidate than I could be."
Sen. Biden's "minder": "What he actually said was that Hillary's a great help to the ticket. Just look at all these PUMAs looking for a piece of the action."
55. Posted by Joel | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:43
56. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
C'mon guys you call this protection? This is the third time today this one has gotten this close. What if next time she has a can of Nair?
56. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:43
57. Posted by John | October 31, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Woman on left: "He's the father of my baby!"
Biden: "I never saw this woman before in my life. Security!"
57. Posted by John | October 31, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:44
58. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
woman: "Sir! Sir! Have you registered to vote? Just sign anything."
58. Posted by rodney dill | October 31, 2008 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:45
59. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 31, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
No, no, I'm not Murtha! Please noooooooooooooo!!!
59. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 31, 2008 9:51 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:51
60. Posted by WildWillie | October 31, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I always use the ladies restroom.
60. Posted by WildWillie | October 31, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:55
61. Posted by Tango | October 31, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Throngs of Hee-Haws overwhelm Uncle Joe when he announces, "I'll personally put a chicken in every one of your pots and even cook it too"
61. Posted by Tango | October 31, 2008 9:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:56
62. Posted by Mark L | October 31, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sorry about that , miss. Now for my next gaffe. . .
62. Posted by Mark L | October 31, 2008 9:58 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 09:58
63. Posted by SideShowJane | October 31, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Biden yells for more sanitary wipes after being surrounded by the Scranton faithful.
63. Posted by SideShowJane | October 31, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:08
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know it looks like we're not doing the right thing, but just trust us!
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:10
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey cool - I think he's wearing "Che" underwear!
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:12
66. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry Lady, but open-toe sandals in a crowd this size is bound to lead to disaster....."
66. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:15
67. Posted by A Stoner | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
As Biden's hand slides into her skirt, he says "Help me, that woman is sexually abusing my hand."
67. Posted by A Stoner | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:15
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Kill him!
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:15
69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wait! Really - I swear - I just wear this pin for show!
69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 31, 2008 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:20
70. Posted by Steve | October 31, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Help! Zombies!!
70. Posted by Steve | October 31, 2008 10:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:27
71. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the final days of the campaign, the big name celebrities were appearing with Obama, while Biden drew "B listers" Jerry "The Beaver" Mathers and a Barbra Streisand impersonator.
71. Posted by IowaRight | October 31, 2008 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:33
72. Posted by jim2 | October 31, 2008 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Broad appeal?
72. Posted by jim2 | October 31, 2008 10:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:35
73. Posted by WindowDressing | October 31, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Senator Biden, Senator Biden! Can you co-sign on my mortgage loan? Senator Biden!"
73. Posted by WindowDressing | October 31, 2008 10:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:41
74. Posted by Rance | October 31, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You want a scary face to carve into a pumpkin?
Try her's.
Not scary enough?
Try Mine.
74. Posted by Rance | October 31, 2008 10:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:49
75. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay guys, my Depends are working overtime, so which way to the little boy's room?"
75. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 10:52
76. Posted by radio free fred | October 31, 2008 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe "The Plumber" Biden... And Away Goes Troubles Down The Drain.
76. Posted by radio free fred | October 31, 2008 11:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:13
77. Posted by Gmac | October 31, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Senator! Senator!! Will you answer my unscripted question with a gaffe or not?
77. Posted by Gmac | October 31, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:26
78. Posted by andy | October 31, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For she said to herself, "If I may but touch his garment, I shall be whole". But Joe turned around, and when He saw her He said, "Daughter, be of good comfort; the One hath made thee whole."
78. Posted by andy | October 31, 2008 11:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:34
79. Posted by NewEnglandDevil | October 31, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Gaffetastik's minder calls out in an attempt to regain the Senator's attention before he can respond to the unscripted question from the audience.
NED
79. Posted by NewEnglandDevil | October 31, 2008 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:36
80. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mob scene turned even uglier when Joe Biden told the crowd that cosmetic surgery 'on demand' would not be available in Obama's universal health care proposal.
80. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:47
81. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
PANTS HIM!!!
81. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:49
82. Posted by Joe Miller | October 31, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The campaign had this extra head grafted onto my shoulder to tell me when to shut up.
82. Posted by Joe Miller | October 31, 2008 11:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:51
83. Posted by Jeff | October 31, 2008 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's my hasenpfeffer??? GET IT NOW!!!
83. Posted by Jeff | October 31, 2008 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:54
84. Posted by Jeff | October 31, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For Halloween, Joe Biden performs his rendition of "Thriller".
Performing the Vincent Price narration - Nancy Pelosi.
84. Posted by Jeff | October 31, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:55
85. Posted by kbiel
| October 31, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I TOLD YOU TO SURROUND ME WITH PEOPLE FROM THE NATIONAL PRESS. Not these local press yahoos who ask me impertinent questions.
85. Posted by kbiel
| October 31, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:55
86. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden created quite a scene while speaking at "The Clock is Ticking" women's conference, when he responded "neither" to the contemporary question, "Boxers or briefs?"
86. Posted by La Mano | October 31, 2008 11:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 11:57
87. Posted by stower | October 31, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When botox goes bad...
87. Posted by stower | October 31, 2008 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:22
88. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I've got tax increases at $125,000 over here. Anyone want to go $120?
88. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:25
89. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 31, 2008 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I didn't really say there would be a terrorist attack within 6 months of an Obama win. See, she said it. She must be a ventriloquist."
89. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 31, 2008 12:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:26
90. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2008 12:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Get. Off. My. Foot. Moron!
90. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 31, 2008 12:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:26
91. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, nobody move! I lost a hairplug!"
91. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2008 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:33
92. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2008 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lady: "Oh my god! I just stepped in a Biden-ism!"
92. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2008 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:34
93. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is my 'Deer in the Headlights' costume!"
93. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 12:38
94. Posted by Porkopolis | October 31, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A desperate and exasperated Obama supporter pleads with Biden to just 'Shut the Fuck-Up' already.
94. Posted by Porkopolis | October 31, 2008 1:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:10
95. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Secret Service guys, help me out here! Coulter's trying to bite my finger!
95. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:18
96. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man in "Joe Biden" Halloween costume ridiculed and chased out of town.
96. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:19
97. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden: I'll have what she's having. What flavor Kool-Aid was it?
97. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:19
98. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HE'S MELTING!
98. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:20
99. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crowd: Go Biden! Go Biden! Go Biden!
Biden: Hey, they're shouting "Joe Biden" at me!
Crowd: No, we're telling you to GO, get out, scram!
99. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:22
100. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THAT FINGER TOUCHED OBAMA! PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM!
100. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:23
101. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's prank of lacing Biden's clothes with experimental pheromones worked all too well.
101. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2008 1:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:25
102. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Botox... not... holding... up...
102. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:25
103. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mark my words: We will WIN and we will DESTROY the country.
103. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:28
104. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roosevelt never got crowds like these, not even when he went on TV!
104. Posted by JV | October 31, 2008 1:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:30
105. Posted by dead voter #9 | October 31, 2008 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You must be playin with Your own dingaling."
105. Posted by dead voter #9 | October 31, 2008 1:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 13:33
106. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"As a matter of fact, anyone in this room would make a better Vice President than me!"
106. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 14:16
107. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and did you get a look at Sarah Palin's suit the other night? Those little suits she wears drive me wild! In fact, I had to gird my loins...!"
107. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 14:24
108. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't tell anyone, but we already have a code name for the crisis I was talking about. It's going to be called 'The BARACKY UNITY HORROR SHOW!'"
108. Posted by LaMedusa | October 31, 2008 2:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 14:34
109. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | October 31, 2008 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(lady yelling behind Joe)
So Joe!
Which is it: 250K, 200K, or 150K before you redistribute my income?
109. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | October 31, 2008 4:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 16:18
110. Posted by monkeypunk | October 31, 2008 4:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When Joe Biden asked the crowd to do their best Howard Dean scream, he had no idea the woman behind him would do a far better impression than his own...so he had her killed.
110. Posted by monkeypunk | October 31, 2008 4:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 16:27
111. Posted by James C. | October 31, 2008 4:54 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Biden: "And this is the finger that went into Barack's nostril to remove the obstructing booger!"
Female Fan: "Where is the Holy Booger?"
111. Posted by James C. | October 31, 2008 4:54 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 16:54
112. Posted by thecomputerguy | October 31, 2008 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
somebody get my parasitic twin a sandwich - she's hungry!
112. Posted by thecomputerguy | October 31, 2008 5:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 17:27
113. Posted by eaglewingz08 | October 31, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon Mr. Biden those nice men in the white suits and the butterfly nets are here.
113. Posted by eaglewingz08 | October 31, 2008 5:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 17:37
114. Posted by eaglewingz08 | October 31, 2008 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lady: And what would you do if you had a brain?
Biden: IIIIII'd unravel every riddle...
114. Posted by eaglewingz08 | October 31, 2008 5:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 17:41
115. Posted by William Chappell | October 31, 2008 7:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey Bill She says she is a friend of Monica's, She's giving me her phone number "now what do I do"!
115. Posted by William Chappell | October 31, 2008 7:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 19:22
116. Posted by Dan Melson | October 31, 2008 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Obama campaign panicked when it realized Senator Biden was making a frenzied attempt to slip his handler's leash
116. Posted by Dan Melson | October 31, 2008 8:10 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 20:10
117. Posted by twolaneflash | October 31, 2008 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Woman: "COMMIE!"
Biden: "I'M NOT A COMMIE! OBAMA IS A COMMIE!"
117. Posted by twolaneflash | October 31, 2008 8:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 20:48
118. Posted by azref | October 31, 2008 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, really, she's scarier than I am!
118. Posted by azref | October 31, 2008 9:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 31, 2008 21:50
119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 1, 2008 12:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The first person to ask me a hard question gets a full background check. Comprende?
119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 1, 2008 12:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 00:06
120. Posted by Darby | November 1, 2008 6:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bravely bold Sir Biden rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Biden.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Biden!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Biden!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
Biden: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads. Looks like there's dirty republicans afoot
120. Posted by Darby | November 1, 2008 6:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 06:09
121. Posted by Jody C | November 1, 2008 6:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can answer one question! Make it quick, Obama is right behind me!
121. Posted by Jody C | November 1, 2008 6:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 06:54
122. Posted by Gasgwar | November 1, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I said the dingos got my baby!
122. Posted by Gasgwar | November 1, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 10:18
123. Posted by PapaRay
| November 1, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Again, the 3 letter word is J-O-BS"
123. Posted by PapaRay
| November 1, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 11:26
124. Posted by Nylda | November 1, 2008 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Invasion on the booby snatchers.
124. Posted by Nylda | November 1, 2008 2:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 14:36
125. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden - "What the hell do you mean you gave my Senate office away!!!!"
125. Posted by retired military | November 1, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 17:32
126. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK folks, the Obama middle class tax cut auction will begin for those making under $250,000. Yes! Do I hear under $200,000? Yes! How 'bout under $150,000?......SOLD! The Obama middle class tax cut will be for those making under $42,000!"
126. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 19:35
127. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you make under $150,000 your taxes will not go up a single dime.....It'll be more like thirty thousand dimes."
127. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 19:57
128. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Read my lips. More new taxes!"
128. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 7:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 19:57
129. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Of course I always lie when my lips are movin'"
129. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:03
130. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They've had me locked up for the last week. Can you have that clean, articulate black boy get me something to eat?....OOPS!"
130. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:09
131. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're wasting your time if you expect to be healed by touching my suit!"
131. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:13
132. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Three words! Get off my back!"
132. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:18
133. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are you kidding me? What kind of question is that? The only Marxists I like are Groucho, Harpo and Karlo."
133. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:21
134. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Campaigning is a lot like picking up women at a bar.....after 2:00 AM!
134. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:29
135. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm telling you, 'taxes' should not be a four letter word!"
135. Posted by Spike | November 1, 2008 8:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 1, 2008 20:48
136. Posted by rodney dill | November 3, 2008 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Woman: "LeeeeROY JENKINS !!!"
136. Posted by rodney dill | November 3, 2008 12:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 3, 2008 12:17
137. Posted by rodney dill | November 4, 2008 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HHGTTG entry for Joe Biden: Mostly Harmless
137. Posted by rodney dill | November 4, 2008 1:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 4, 2008 13:29
138. Posted by Gary Russell | November 5, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For the last time, I'm NOT Bob Barker!
138. Posted by Gary Russell | November 5, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 5, 2008 11:55
139. Posted by Kevin
| November 10, 2008 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
139. Posted by Kevin
| November 10, 2008 1:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on November 10, 2008 01:26