McCain gags at the very thought that this empty, Marxist-loving, America-hating, terrorist-sympathizing, mouthpiece for the Chicago mob might actually be President.
20. Posted by
fustian | October 17, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
John McCain oddly chooses "George Bush (1)'s" Japanese sushi incident when asked by the moderator to reenact their favorite historical presidential moment.
30. Posted by
Cullen | October 17, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
37. Posted by
Spike | October 17, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:
911: "Quick! From what you've described on the phone, put Obama in a straight jacket and gag him; He's the dangerous one! McCain just needs a tongue depressor."
37. Posted by
Spike | October 17, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
39. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
IowaRight:
After weeks and months of unbelievable self-discipline, McCain finds in the closing days of the campaign that continuing to bite his tongue becomes more and more difficult.....
39. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:16 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
41. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
IowaRight:
When the debates were judged a draw and the candidates agreed to a Dance Off to determine the winner, McCain had the upper hand until his otherwise excellent and well received "Robot" routine was marred by his unconscious habit of sticking out his tongue....
41. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
45. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:
Main Entry: gag
Pronunciation: \ˈgag\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gagged; gag·ging
1 a: to restrict use of the mouth of by inserting a gag b: to prevent from exercising freedom of speech or expression c: to pry or hold open with a gag
2: to choke or cause to retch
Heck, I don't care, You Pick........
45. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
63. Posted by
stower | October 17, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
stower:
Channeling his inner Adrian Monk, McCain desperately needs a wipe to get rid of that dirty feeling he gets whenever Obama talks about spreading the wealth.
63. Posted by
stower | October 17, 2008 3:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
68. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
IowaRight:
McCain reacts after, in a historically unprecedented move, Obama was given permission by the sympathetic moderator to wash out McCain's mouth with soap for mentioning Bill Ayers.
68. Posted by
IowaRight | October 17, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
77. Posted by
Candy | October 18, 2008 2:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:
I was enjoying so many of these comments, then almost fell off my (breakfast) bar stool when I read Stephen Macklin's "Why the f*(#% did I pull his finger" comment... AWESOME.
Kevin - you have to give that one an honorable mention even if it doesn't win!
77. Posted by
Candy | October 18, 2008 2:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (92)
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll
1. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 7:13 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:13
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 17, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I always hated playing grab ass. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | October 17, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:19
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Jees John, First Ayres, then ACORN? Don't be so childish, next we'll be making faces at each other."
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:22
4. Posted by Dos | October 17, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Senator Obama's policies would be like Godzilla rampaging through New York City my friends. It would look like this...
4. Posted by Dos | October 17, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:22
5. Posted by JAT | October 17, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 39 (39 votes cast)
Jees I just stepped into a bunch of Marxist crap.
5. Posted by JAT | October 17, 2008 7:23 AM |
Score: 39 (39 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:23
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | October 17, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jeez Barack, you might think your shit don't stink, but your gas is more deadly than Agent Orange!
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | October 17, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:38
7. Posted by Cloudfish | October 17, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Just like I told Olbermann--I've got a place to put that banner.
7. Posted by Cloudfish | October 17, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:50
8. Posted by nehemiah | October 17, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
One flew over the cuckoo's nest, and the other is a decorated naval officer.
8. Posted by nehemiah | October 17, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 07:55
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 17, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
McCain had a Charlie Brown moment following his encounter with The Great Chocolate Pumpkin.
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 17, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:06
10. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| October 17, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
"John, please stop, you are embarassing yourself.... Auditions to be my lapdog are going to be held AFTER Election Day."
10. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| October 17, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:16
11. Posted by vader06 | October 17, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Holy crap!, Did he just squeeze out an ACORN ?
11. Posted by vader06 | October 17, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:18
12. Posted by physics geek | October 17, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Mister Obama, I'll make you bark like a dog.
12. Posted by physics geek | October 17, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:28
13. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo leave the debate platform as the bells go off.
13. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:31
14. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 17, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
John McCain got a nasty shock when he got too close to Obama's teflon shield.
14. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 17, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:34
15. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Obama: "Islam is just a red herring... Michelle is going to use VooDoo to make you channel Bill the Cat."
15. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:35
16. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:36 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Sorry John, the Heimlich isn't covered under my new health care plan."
16. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:36 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:36
17. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
MSNBC: "This is just another example of the typical, vicious attack by the McCain campaign."
17. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:40
18. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
McCain is taking flak from the MSM.
He's hit, he's hit!
He's going down over New York City! Oh my God, he won't stand a chance there....
18. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:42
19. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 23 (25 votes cast)
Obama passes Ayers.
19. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 8:44 AM |
Score: 23 (25 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:44
20. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
McCain gags at the very thought that this empty, Marxist-loving, America-hating, terrorist-sympathizing, mouthpiece for the Chicago mob might actually be President.
20. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:49
21. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
What's that awful stench?
Someone call Joe the Plumber!
21. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:52
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 17, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, I'm gonna kick your assssssss.
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 17, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:53
23. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When Biden called Obama "articulate and clean", he was apparently lying.
23. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:53
24. Posted by Noam Notkidding | October 17, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama: (note to self: have Michelle draft thank-you note to Ayers/Chavez/Putin for the Polonium-210)
24. Posted by Noam Notkidding | October 17, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:54
25. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
With Obama, you can't see the fog. You can't hear the fog. But it's deadly none the less.
25. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:55
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Downwind from Obama the stench of Marxism and bullshit slammed into McCain like a mule kick.
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:56
27. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama (thinking): "Guess I should've set a 'no face making' precondition before meeting with John."
27. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:58
28. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 17, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't know what the hell he ate...", McCain said afterwards.
28. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 17, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:58
29. Posted by geoge | October 17, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
FINALLY..something of substance from Obama.
29. Posted by geoge | October 17, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 08:59
30. Posted by Cullen | October 17, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
John McCain oddly chooses "George Bush (1)'s" Japanese sushi incident when asked by the moderator to reenact their favorite historical presidential moment.
30. Posted by Cullen | October 17, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:00
31. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Why the F&^% did I pull his finger?
31. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 17, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:04
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Ballsy is when you know the race card is coming, but you follow Obama into the room singing "Minnie the Moocher" anyway.
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:04
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Take it easy on the borscht, comrade.
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:08
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Anybody who dares approach The One gets tazered. Anybody.
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 17, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:09
35. Posted by Trekie | October 17, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she's starting to drift! I can't hold her in place that long!"
35. Posted by Trekie | October 17, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:09
36. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Jeeez, did Biden crawl up inside of you and die?
36. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:11
37. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
911: "Quick! From what you've described on the phone, put Obama in a straight jacket and gag him; He's the dangerous one! McCain just needs a tongue depressor."
37. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:12
38. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Don't haze me bro."
38. Posted by rodney dill | October 17, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:15
39. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
After weeks and months of unbelievable self-discipline, McCain finds in the closing days of the campaign that continuing to bite his tongue becomes more and more difficult.....
39. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:16 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:16
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 17, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Hey Look at Me I'm Keith Olbermann!
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 17, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:19
41. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
When the debates were judged a draw and the candidates agreed to a Dance Off to determine the winner, McCain had the upper hand until his otherwise excellent and well received "Robot" routine was marred by his unconscious habit of sticking out his tongue....
41. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:20
42. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Phew! He smells a lot like the 'ash heap of history!'"
42. Posted by Spike | October 17, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:21
43. Posted by Clint | October 17, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Confidently planning his victory party, Obama fails to notice McCain sneaking up behind him in the polls...
43. Posted by Clint | October 17, 2008 9:24 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:24
44. Posted by fg | October 17, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aagh, this stage stinks!
44. Posted by fg | October 17, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:35
45. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Main Entry: gag
Pronunciation: \ˈgag\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gagged; gag·ging
1 a: to restrict use of the mouth of by inserting a gag b: to prevent from exercising freedom of speech or expression c: to pry or hold open with a gag
2: to choke or cause to retch
Heck, I don't care, You Pick........
45. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:40
46. Posted by Bungalowlife | October 17, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Having the bean burritos prior to the debate was all part of the Obama's team plan.
46. Posted by Bungalowlife | October 17, 2008 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:48
47. Posted by Lee | October 17, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Maverick has fallen prey to the old adage that starts, "Once you go Barack..."
47. Posted by Lee | October 17, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 09:55
48. Posted by [IMH] | October 17, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Zombie Senator McCain. Obama's braaaaaaaaainz are located higher up. In theory."
48. Posted by [IMH] | October 17, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 10:05
49. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
McCain retches as he realizes that he went through years of torture for nothing.
If this guy wins, the country he suffered for will be gone.
49. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 10:24
50. Posted by brainy435 | October 17, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well this is your campaign!
50. Posted by brainy435 | October 17, 2008 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 10:41
51. Posted by Tango | October 17, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gassangriff! Gassangriff! Gassangriff!
51. Posted by Tango | October 17, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 10:45
52. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
This picture is perfect symbolic of what's wrong with this election.
Obama is heading further and further to the left.
And McCain is following! He's not completely happy about it, but he's following!
52. Posted by fustian | October 17, 2008 11:16 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:16
53. Posted by hyperbolist | October 17, 2008 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gimme them stem cells, Barry...
53. Posted by hyperbolist | October 17, 2008 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:26
54. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 17, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
One candidate is looking for a real ManDate.
54. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 17, 2008 11:34 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:34
55. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 17, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Hey, I saw that same guy walking into that Gay porn shop the other day while driving.
55. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 17, 2008 11:50 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:50
56. Posted by retired military | October 17, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain was shocked when he saw nothing through but cloth through the tear in Obamas clothes and realized that he really was an empty suit.
56. Posted by retired military | October 17, 2008 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:57
57. Posted by Jim | October 17, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh man Barry, what did you eat? Gahhhh, I licked my lips, cough, gasp.
57. Posted by Jim | October 17, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 11:58
58. Posted by Chris g | October 17, 2008 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama tries to really seal the deal, by releasing a silent but deadly cyanide gas capsule from his rectum
58. Posted by Chris g | October 17, 2008 12:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 12:06
59. Posted by jbw | October 17, 2008 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow, You did drop a load of crap in that chair
59. Posted by jbw | October 17, 2008 12:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 12:20
60. Posted by COgirl | October 17, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They did the "Monster Dance".
60. Posted by COgirl | October 17, 2008 12:43 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 12:43
61. Posted by Roy | October 17, 2008 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe the Plumber was right when he said it flowed downhill.
61. Posted by Roy | October 17, 2008 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 14:10
62. Posted by radio free fred | October 17, 2008 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"The Only Way That Senator McCain Can Lick Senator Obama."
62. Posted by radio free fred | October 17, 2008 2:58 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 14:58
63. Posted by stower | October 17, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Channeling his inner Adrian Monk, McCain desperately needs a wipe to get rid of that dirty feeling he gets whenever Obama talks about spreading the wealth.
63. Posted by stower | October 17, 2008 3:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 15:16
64. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCain has a Chris Matthews moment and is shocked to feel the warm tingle.
64. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 3:22 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 15:22
65. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain spots "Aunt Esther" Obama in the crowd and has a "I'm coming to ya, Elizabeth" moment.
65. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 3:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 15:52
66. Posted by John Schan | October 17, 2008 3:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
McCain: Brains! Must...eat...brainz. No wait, why am I following Obama? He's dumb as a rock. Damnit!
66. Posted by John Schan | October 17, 2008 3:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 15:56
67. Posted by starboardhelm | October 17, 2008 5:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
McCain reacts as Obama's red hot starry poots hit him in the groin. Winds of change!
67. Posted by starboardhelm | October 17, 2008 5:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 17:21
68. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
McCain reacts after, in a historically unprecedented move, Obama was given permission by the sympathetic moderator to wash out McCain's mouth with soap for mentioning Bill Ayers.
68. Posted by IowaRight | October 17, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 17:32
69. Posted by Lady | October 17, 2008 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, he makes me barf too.
69. Posted by Lady | October 17, 2008 5:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 17:45
70. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Presidential-hopeful" Barack H(the rest is silent) Urkel being demonstrated the "Urkel Dance" (google it) by old, white hipster.
70. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 6:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 18:00
71. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain: "Joe(the Plumber), thank God you're here. I smell a Commie trap*. Throw me that plunger".
* Commie trap: Dr Strangelove
71. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 17, 2008 6:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 18:05
72. Posted by D-lo | October 17, 2008 7:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Looking at the polls John realizes he must go after the brokeback vote.
72. Posted by D-lo | October 17, 2008 7:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 19:07
73. Posted by James Cloninger | October 17, 2008 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Who farted?"
"Obama--silent but deadly"
73. Posted by James Cloninger | October 17, 2008 10:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 22:03
74. Posted by LaMedusa | October 17, 2008 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain reacts to an slippery puddle of acorn puke near the left-wing emergency exit.
74. Posted by LaMedusa | October 17, 2008 10:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 22:38
75. Posted by saterp | October 17, 2008 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Obama shows off the Silent But Deadly military technology he intends to bring to the Presidency."
75. Posted by saterp | October 17, 2008 11:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 17, 2008 23:25
76. Posted by William | October 18, 2008 2:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ewwww...fart trail
76. Posted by William | October 18, 2008 2:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 18, 2008 02:00
77. Posted by Candy | October 18, 2008 2:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was enjoying so many of these comments, then almost fell off my (breakfast) bar stool when I read Stephen Macklin's "Why the f*(#% did I pull his finger" comment... AWESOME.
Kevin - you have to give that one an honorable mention even if it doesn't win!
77. Posted by Candy | October 18, 2008 2:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 18, 2008 02:43
78. Posted by Ryan | October 18, 2008 3:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
These comments are funny, but seriously, what the f%$k is wrong with John McCain? What the hell is the context of this picture? Does anyone know?
78. Posted by Ryan | October 18, 2008 3:23 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 03:23
79. Posted by radio free fred | October 18, 2008 6:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remake Of The 1958 Movie... "The Defiant Ones"
79. Posted by radio free fred | October 18, 2008 6:55 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 06:55
80. Posted by CZ | October 18, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Osama in the front, Hillary in the back.
80. Posted by CZ | October 18, 2008 7:41 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 07:41
81. Posted by Nicholas | October 18, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Zombie McCain.. requires.. brains.
Oh no.. brain full of socialism.. McCain no swallow that!
81. Posted by Nicholas | October 18, 2008 7:46 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 07:46
82. Posted by tom | October 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Obama been eating Iranian cavier again!
82. Posted by tom | October 18, 2008 8:51 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 08:51
83. Posted by Robin Dicken | October 18, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Come, Igor, to the Laboratory! Yes master! Eengh! engh!
83. Posted by Robin Dicken | October 18, 2008 10:37 AM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 10:37
84. Posted by La Mano | October 18, 2008 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCain simply mis-remembered he was going to 'lick' Obama's ass.
84. Posted by La Mano | October 18, 2008 3:23 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 15:23
85. Posted by La Mano | October 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCain goes for jugular and misses.
85. Posted by La Mano | October 18, 2008 3:24 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 15:24
86. Posted by Nylda | October 18, 2008 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What happens when you reign in the negativity.
86. Posted by Nylda | October 18, 2008 6:54 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 18:54
87. Posted by Spike | October 18, 2008 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watch it, Senator McCain! That's not "wealth" that Obama is spreading!
87. Posted by Spike | October 18, 2008 11:45 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2008 23:45
88. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 19, 2008 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda at 86:
Don't know what you're trying to say, but you meant "rein", you retard, not "reign"
88. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 19, 2008 12:54 PM |
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Posted on October 19, 2008 12:54
89. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2008 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually 'rein,' 'reign,' or 'rain' work for #86.
89. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2008 8:21 PM |
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Posted on October 19, 2008 20:21
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2008 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No it's Eye-Gor"
90. Posted by rodney dill | October 19, 2008 8:23 PM |
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Posted on October 19, 2008 20:23
91. Posted by Steve Schippert | October 20, 2008 2:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blech! See? What did I tell you would happen when you try and nail Jell-O to the wall? That's been sitting there since our last debate. Kids..."
91. Posted by Steve Schippert | October 20, 2008 2:35 AM |
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Posted on October 20, 2008 02:35
92. Posted by Kevin
| October 20, 2008 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
92. Posted by Kevin
| October 20, 2008 2:41 AM |
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Posted on October 20, 2008 02:41