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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 3, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


PBS journalist and debate moderator Gwen Ifill and Democratic vice presidential nominee, Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., left, shake hands at the end of his vice presidential debate with Republican rival, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, (not shown) Thursday, Oct. 2, 2008, in St. Louis, Mo. (AP Photo/Don Emmert, Pool)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (108)

Stand up Gwen. Let everybod... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Gregory Rowe | October 3, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Gregory Rowe:

Stand up Gwen. Let everybody see ya! Oh my, what am I talking about?

1. Posted by Gregory Rowe | October 3, 2008 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:13

"Gwen, don't forget how muc... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | October 3, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Gwen, don't forget how much money you will make when Obama wins. I am only saying." ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | October 3, 2008 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:15

Barack sends his love, and ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by twolaneflash | October 3, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Barack sends his love, and your check's in the mail.

3. Posted by twolaneflash | October 3, 2008 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:15

"I'm so pleased to meet the... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm so pleased to meet the first mainstream African American moderator who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking woman."

4. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 26 (26 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:17

"I shoulda won this one, Gw... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Candy:

"I shoulda won this one, Gwen. You and that damn book!"

5. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:18

"Next time, let's do this r... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

"Next time, let's do this right after the Early Bird Special and before Wheel of Fortune."

6. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:19

"Boy am I glad I made it he... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 3, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Boy am I glad I made it here okay. They were having a hell of a time getting my foot out of my mouth."

7. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 3, 2008 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:20

"Don't you correct, me, You... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

"Don't you correct, me, Young Lady... I SAID Bosniacs and I MEANT Bosniacs."

8. Posted by Candy | October 3, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:23

Joe Biden: " Now remember G... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Chris G | October 3, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris G:

Joe Biden: " Now remember Gwen. A little home cooking is good for the soul".

9. Posted by Chris G | October 3, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:26

Don't wory Joe. We've got ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Spencer | October 3, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Spencer:

Don't wory Joe. We've got your back.

10. Posted by Spencer | October 3, 2008 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (15 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:31

"Wow! Oprah! I didn't expec... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Wow! Oprah! I didn't expect to see you here."

11. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:41

"Have you ever seen a grown... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

12. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:45

"I hope I looked as good as... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by nehemiah | October 3, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
nehemiah:

"I hope I looked as good as George Washington did in his televised debate!"

13. Posted by nehemiah | October 3, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 20 (20 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:48

Upon seeing this scene, Sar... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 3, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Upon seeing this scene, Sarah Palin tries to decide who's more "lame."

14. Posted by Wyatt Earp | October 3, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:49

"I'm pretty tired... Think ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Craig | October 3, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"I'm pretty tired... Think I'll go home now."

15. Posted by Craig | October 3, 2008 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:51

Get a room!... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Proof | October 3, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Proof:

Get a room!

16. Posted by Proof | October 3, 2008 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:52

Here's a little something s... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Faith+1 | October 3, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Here's a little something sweetie. Buy yourself something pretty...

17. Posted by Faith+1 | October 3, 2008 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:54

Ifill, (under her breath) "... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rovin | October 3, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Rovin:

Ifill, (under her breath) "Way to go Joe, all that work Gibson and Couric did just went down an Alaskan pipeline along with my book sales"

18. Posted by Rovin | October 3, 2008 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 07:57

J: I thought you were goin... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Timmer | October 3, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Timmer:

J: I thought you were going to nail her.
G: Everyone was watching you twit.

19. Posted by Timmer | October 3, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:09

Just autograph the book fla... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Allium | October 3, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

Just autograph the book flap to Joe, my best buds VP

20. Posted by Allium | October 3, 2008 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:13

Biden to Ifill, who had a b... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | October 3, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Biden to Ifill, who had a broken leg: "Gwen, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love ya! What am I talking about?!"

21. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | October 3, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:15

Don't worry, Joe. Between ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by jim2 | October 3, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
jim2:

Don't worry, Joe. Between the MSM and my book, history will show you won tonight.

22. Posted by jim2 | October 3, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:17

"Joe didn't you get that li... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

"Joe didn't you get that list of questions I sent you a week ago?"

23. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:17

Let's kick this hicks rear ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Let's kick this hicks rear and get outta here.

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:19

"Gwen those questions weren... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
retired military:

"Gwen those questions weren't in the order you asked them last night at our practise session. Are you trying to torpedo our campaign?"

25. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:20

Ya ever been to a 7-11?... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Ya ever been to a 7-11?

26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:20

"You'll always be the winne... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Gmac | October 3, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gmac:

"You'll always be the winner if I have my way Joe."

27. Posted by Gmac | October 3, 2008 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:21

"But Gwen, Obama said that ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"But Gwen, Obama said that this is how to dap!!!"

28. Posted by retired military | October 3, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:27

Thanks Gwen for not asking ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 3, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Thanks Gwen for not asking about guns and abortion as pre coordinated. I feel like I dodged another bullet just like I did in Iraq and Afghanistan.

29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 3, 2008 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:28

Why won't you have me on yo... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by BlogDog | October 3, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Why won't you have me on your show Oprah?

30. Posted by BlogDog | October 3, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:30

Hair Club for Men, this is ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hair Club for Men, this is Jenny Craig; Jenny Craig, say hello to Hair Club for Men.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:32

"Sorry, Joe, they found out... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by DaveD | October 3, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

"Sorry, Joe, they found out about the book. I'm afraid you're on your own tonight."

32. Posted by DaveD | October 3, 2008 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:34

Joe: "Now remember Gwen, y... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Dos | October 3, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Dos:

Joe: "Now remember Gwen, you let me run over as many times as I like, and the Obama campaign will buy 50,000 copies of your new book. We got a deal right?"

Gwen: "We sure do."

33. Posted by Dos | October 3, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:38

Oh that's great, that's jus... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh that's great, that's just fucking great! We're in some real pretty shit now! What are we gonna do?!?

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:39

So it's all set then, when ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by TheRealSwede | October 3, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
TheRealSwede:

So it's all set then, when I tug on my left ear, you hit her with the 'who's the President of Bulgaria question, okay? Great. Oh, oh, I almost forgot - who is the President of Bulgaria?

35. Posted by TheRealSwede | October 3, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:43

... and here's a little som... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Highlander | October 3, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Highlander:

... and here's a little somethin' for your trouble Hon. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

36. Posted by Highlander | October 3, 2008 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:46

Back in my day, once you bo... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Back in my day, once you bought a politician journalist they stayed bought.

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 3, 2008 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:48

Ah! The adoring glances of ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Proof | October 3, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

Ah! The adoring glances of a smitten suitor!

38. Posted by Proof | October 3, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 08:51

Thanks Gwen, you look clean... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Brian Doyle | October 3, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Brian Doyle:

Thanks Gwen, you look clean tonight. Here's the fifty I owe you for not bringing up abortion or guns. There's an extra twenty in there for letting me get the last word all night. Can I get a free copy of your book?

39. Posted by Brian Doyle | October 3, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:01

"Barak and I had the check ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by JamesT Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JamesT Author Profile Page:

"Barak and I had the check is postdated for January 21, 2009."

40. Posted by JamesT Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:04

Stand up Gwen.. AND...OH JE... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Bernard Swill | October 3, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bernard Swill:

Stand up Gwen.. AND...OH JESUS... MY BAD!!

41. Posted by Bernard Swill | October 3, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:05

Yes, Gwen, I enjoy all kind... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Dr. Ronald Fingerbottom | October 3, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr. Ronald Fingerbottom:

Yes, Gwen, I enjoy all kinds of fried foods

42. Posted by Dr. Ronald Fingerbottom | October 3, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:08

My hair plugs come from the... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Justin Clam, Phd | October 3, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Justin Clam, Phd:

My hair plugs come from the small of my back. Where do yours come from,?

43. Posted by Justin Clam, Phd | October 3, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:11

Is she checking me out?... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Is she checking me out?

44. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:11

Did Katie call you? Great... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Did Katie call you? Great!

45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 3, 2008 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:13

Thanks again for the heads ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Al Pennam | October 3, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Thanks again for the heads up on the questions.

46. Posted by Al Pennam | October 3, 2008 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:18

Joe said to Gwen:I t... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Prairie | October 3, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prairie:

Joe said to Gwen:
I think the floor routines should have a minimum age of 27 and include a brass pole.

47. Posted by Prairie | October 3, 2008 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:31

I'll need two signed copies... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Rick13 | October 3, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

I'll need two signed copies. One should read "To Vice President Biden". And the other should read "To Senator Biden", just in case! HA HA HA, Like that's going to happen!

48. Posted by Rick13 | October 3, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:34

So honey, when we win this ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

So honey, when we win this thing in November, will I get a commission for helping you sell your book?

49. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:47

Oh great! I've got to write... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Oh great! I've got to write a whole chapter on this guy. Why couldn't Barry pick someone more interesting and less likely to call me clean and articulate.

50. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:51

Hey honey. I always liked ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Hey honey. I always liked you people. Why don't we get together for a drink when this is all over? You can buy from your book proceeds.

51. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:56

Jerry Jones welcomes Shanno... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Imhotep | October 3, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Jerry Jones welcomes Shannon Sharpe to the Dallas Cowboys front office....and accepts his urge to dress in drag.

52. Posted by Imhotep | October 3, 2008 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:58

I have a message from Barry... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

I have a message from Barry. He wants you to include more unicorns and rainbows in your book.

53. Posted by kbiel Author Profile Page | October 3, 2008 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:58

I think we got her........ (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Jeff Wilson | October 3, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Wilson:

I think we got her.....

54. Posted by Jeff Wilson | October 3, 2008 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 09:59

"I know Gwen, I adore him t... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by C. Bensing | October 3, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
C. Bensing:

"I know Gwen, I adore him too."

55. Posted by C. Bensing | October 3, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:08

"Don't worry Gwen, I'll be ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by C. Bensing | October 3, 2008 10:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
C. Bensing:

"Don't worry Gwen, I'll be right there next to him,through every meeting, every day, holding his hand and helping him through it."

56. Posted by C. Bensing | October 3, 2008 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:16

Sorry, Joe, but the "age of... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 3, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Sorry, Joe, but the "age of Biden" just didn't test well. People thought we were making fun of your hair line.

57. Posted by Roger Fraley | October 3, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:22

Senator Biden: "Hey, I've ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Joel | October 3, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joel:

Senator Biden: "Hey, I've got a great idea for a book about me! You could title it Gaffe-O-Matic My Ass: The Wit and Wisdom of Joe "Six-Pack" Biden."

58. Posted by Joel | October 3, 2008 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:24

I'm gonna pee!... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by M | October 3, 2008 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
M:

I'm gonna pee!

59. Posted by M | October 3, 2008 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:31

Now remember, Gwen, if I wi... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 3, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Now remember, Gwen, if I win this debate you will have a spot in Obama's cabinet.

60. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 3, 2008 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 10:52

Thanks for the GFE, here's ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Scott | October 3, 2008 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Thanks for the GFE, here's a little something for you...

61. Posted by Scott | October 3, 2008 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:00

"Ok Joe remember, when I as... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 3, 2008 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Ok Joe remember, when I ask you to find your ass, use both hands.... and your ass..."

62. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 3, 2008 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:01

Ifill: "Tell Barry I have f... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Porkopolis | October 3, 2008 11:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Ifill: "Tell Barry I have family coming into town in February and will need the Lincoln Bedroom for about a week or two...and he better have the flat-screen TV in there."

63. Posted by Porkopolis | October 3, 2008 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:01

Spencer stole my line (I vo... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by steve m | October 3, 2008 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steve m:

Spencer stole my line (I voted for you anyway)

64. Posted by steve m | October 3, 2008 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:14

"And I'll see you at the bo... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"And I'll see you at the book signing, Joe!"

65. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:18

"Do you really think this j... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Do you really think this jacket brings out my eye color?"

66. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:18

"Nice to see you again, Fan... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Nice to see you again, Fannie-uh-Gwen!"

67. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:20

"Mine is the smile of confi... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"Mine is the smile of confidence! Can you feel it, Joe?"

68. Posted by LaMedusa | October 3, 2008 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:21

"Look,Mr. Wanna-Be VP, you'... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Look,Mr. Wanna-Be VP, you'd better wax that hick chick quick, otherwise you'll never see your hairpiece again, capiche?"

69. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:24

"Pardon me, ma'am, have you... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Pardon me, ma'am, have you seen my rug?"

70. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:25

"No, senator, I won't be au... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"No, senator, I won't be autographing copies of my book until after the debate."

71. Posted by OregonMuse | October 3, 2008 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:27

Thanks for the softballs, G... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Mark J. Goluskin | October 3, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark J. Goluskin:

Thanks for the softballs, Gwennie! And a real big thanks for letting me go on up against that hick!

72. Posted by Mark J. Goluskin | October 3, 2008 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 11:58

<a href="http://www.tommcma... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by hpb | October 3, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
hpb:

Keep It Fair! Keep It Fair!

73. Posted by hpb | October 3, 2008 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 12:03

Joe: Gwen, any chance you ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodneyrain | October 3, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rodneyrain:

Joe: Gwen, any chance you could write a book about me?

Gwen: Maybe, Joe. But, Rezko, Ayers, Flager and Wright are all in line before you.

74. Posted by Rodneyrain | October 3, 2008 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 12:12

I'll be rootin for ya Joe</... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by gozzman | October 3, 2008 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gozzman:

I'll be rootin for ya Joe

75. Posted by gozzman | October 3, 2008 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 12:21

The Democrats' tribute to t... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 3, 2008 12:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

The Democrats' tribute to the old East German judges (or China judges now) at the Olympics.

76. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 3, 2008 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 12:29

Senator, may I say to you t... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Senator, may I say to you that you are one of 50 senators who I consider to be white, counterfeit and ignorant.

77. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 13:13

"I was worried that you'd b... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by MagicalPat | October 3, 2008 1:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MagicalPat:

"I was worried that you'd botox me into a corner."

78. Posted by MagicalPat | October 3, 2008 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 13:33

"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, g... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala"

79. Posted by rodney dill | October 3, 2008 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 13:53

Cans I has teh e-z wons?</p... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Joe LoLcatz | October 3, 2008 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe LoLcatz:

Cans I has teh e-z wons?

80. Posted by Joe LoLcatz | October 3, 2008 2:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 14:43

Ifill: I'll see your hair-p... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 3, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Ifill: I'll see your hair-plugs and raise you a weave

81. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 3, 2008 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 14:44

Biden: I'm not ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Porkopolis | October 3, 2008 3:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Biden:

I'm not 'Good Cop/Bad Cop-ing' you here, but the broken ankle thing was never my idea...You know Barack's from Chicago and he just wanted to make sure you didn't go off the reservation.

82. Posted by Porkopolis | October 3, 2008 3:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 15:56

It's the underlying passion... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Leigh Goldman | October 3, 2008 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Leigh Goldman:

It's the underlying passion simmering just below the surface in this handshake that moves me. Their eyes practically shout it.
J: "Seeing you in that DNC blue coat makes me want to drill here, drill now."
G: "I would have my way with you like a Republican roughnecker on the continental shelf. I would wear you out like a hypochondriac wears out universal healthcare."
Seriously, why couldn't WUSTL have played "Hungry Eyes" at the end of the evening.

83. Posted by Leigh Goldman | October 3, 2008 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 17:15

Biden: "The check is in the... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Dodo David | October 3, 2008 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Biden: "The check is in the mail."

84. Posted by Dodo David | October 3, 2008 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 17:21

Who won?... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by MF | October 3, 2008 6:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MF:

Who won?

85. Posted by MF | October 3, 2008 6:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 18:59

Pull my finger...and did yo... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by James C. | October 3, 2008 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James C.:

Pull my finger...and did you see what hit me?

86. Posted by James C. | October 3, 2008 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 19:42

Here's $20 that says Palin ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by GarandFan | October 3, 2008 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Here's $20 that says Palin loses.

87. Posted by GarandFan | October 3, 2008 7:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 19:44

Joe: What do you mean, I ca... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Dan Melson | October 3, 2008 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Melson:

Joe: What do you mean, I can't have have my radio relay from Obama's speechwriter?

Gwen: They found out about my book Joe. I can't be that blatant. Don't worry - the fix is in!

88. Posted by Dan Melson | October 3, 2008 8:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 20:31

Hi, Gwen. You know, Afro-A... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Hi, Gwen. You know, Afro-Americans are the second fastest growing minority in Delaware. You cannot order at a McDonalds, or Burger King, unless you can talk "Hood".

89. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 10:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 22:46

Senator Biden, would you pl... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 10:49 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Senator Biden, would you please tell Barak that "I have a dream"?

90. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 10:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 22:49

I can see your paps, Gwen. ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:05 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

I can see your paps, Gwen.

91. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 23:05

I've got a great idea, Gwen... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:07 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Spike:

I've got a great idea, Gwen. You can call your book "The Audacity of Hope".

92. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 23:07

You're right, Gwen. I do l... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

You're right, Gwen. I do look like "all the other guys on dollar bills"!

93. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 23:20

"Hey, Gwen. Is it true that... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Hey, Gwen. Is it true that Barry's been referring to me as his "sub-prime crisis"?

94. Posted by Spike | October 3, 2008 11:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 3, 2008 23:29

"I've had a great relations... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by guido | October 4, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
guido:

"I've had a great relationship with your people. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is negroes moving from the ghettos of Scranton and Philadelphia. You cannot go into an A&P or a Winn-Dixie without seeing fine folks as yourself represented on a box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix. I'm not joking," Biden said.

95. Posted by guido | October 4, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 08:14

Phenomenal job, Gwen! Just... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by guido | October 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Phenomenal job, Gwen! Just phenomenal! I'd be shocked if the television ratings for this debate don't exceed the television ratings for the Lincoln-Douglas debate.

96. Posted by guido | October 4, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 08:19

"So, whaddya think Gwen? D... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | October 4, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"So, whaddya think Gwen? Did I convince you to vote for us?"

97. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | October 4, 2008 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 09:40

"Pssst...hey...is one of my... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | October 4, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical Author Profile Page:

"Pssst...hey...is one of my hair plugs coming out?"

98. Posted by Tom Blogical Author Profile Page | October 4, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 09:43

"Did I Ever Show Ya Where T... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Did I Ever Show Ya Where That Horse Bit Me?"

99. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 7:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 19:57

"2 Amey's Monday Night, Piz... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"2 Amey's Monday Night, Pizzas On Me!"

100. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 20:02

"Your A Shoe In For Secreta... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Your A Shoe In For Secretary Of State."

101. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 20:10

" I Bought This Suit At Ho... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

" I Bought This Suit At Home Depot."

102. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 20:14

" Can I Call You Joe?"... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

" Can I Call You Joe?"

103. Posted by radio free fred | October 4, 2008 8:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 20:19

Didn't Security frisk her f... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by itismedavid | October 4, 2008 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Didn't Security frisk her for gns and brass knuckles? I just got my a** kicked!

104. Posted by itismedavid | October 4, 2008 9:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 21:59

All your bros are belong to... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by itismedavid | October 4, 2008 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

All your bros are belong to us!

105. Posted by itismedavid | October 4, 2008 10:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 4, 2008 22:00

"...To the last, I grapple ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by biscuiteater | October 5, 2008 4:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
biscuiteater:

"...To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

106. Posted by biscuiteater | October 5, 2008 4:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 5, 2008 04:18

Ready for some funky cold B... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by biscuiteater | October 5, 2008 4:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
biscuiteater:

Ready for some funky cold Bidena?

107. Posted by biscuiteater | October 5, 2008 4:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 5, 2008 04:58

Update: <... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | October 6, 2008 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

108. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | October 6, 2008 1:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 6, 2008 01:57




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