Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a gigantic hit. Unfortunately your humble judge was not able to select winners in a timely maner. All that is now in the past as I offer up this excellent slate of worthy caption winners. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Another Republican dirty trick. Everyone knows Obama walks on water..."

2) (DJ Drummond) - "I am walking on water, you're just not watching it correctly."

3) (rodney dill) - "Underneath the waves Obama is supported by his two pet dolphins -- Flipper and Flopper."

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "We're gonna need a bigger vote."

5) (Tom Blogical) - "That's odd...where the hell is that creepy music coming from?"

6) (Mrs. Blogical) - "CowObama!"

The Readers Choice Award last week went to fustian's winning entry. In its place I honor this best use of a Fast Times At Ridgemont High reference:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark 'Cutback' Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year."

"Those guys are fags!"

With that out of the way this weeks winners will appear shortly.