This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ found everyone in the Olympic spirit. Turnout was excellent as were the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Tom Blogical) - "The Crappel Horse programs are usually very strenuous, and some of the dismounts can get pretty messy."
2) (rodney dill) - "Squat, Clean, and Jerk."
3) (DJ Drummond) - "Typical communist project. Pipes going up, down, and all around, but none actually attached to make it really flush."
4) (DaveD) - "I completely understand. I stink on the parallel bars too."
5) (ijosha) - "Just Do Do It!"
6) (smitch) - "The Best Damn Metaphor Period"
The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie. The winners are:
(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Moments before the Opening Ceremonies, China revealed its monument to human rights."
(Yogurt) - "After hearing what he is full of, Chinese handlers hurriedly prepared for Obama's visit to the Olympics."
That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




Comments (14)
OMG, that's the best one ev... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Duane Dostie | August 11, 2008 2:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OMG, that's the best one ever. I'm choking...
1. Posted by Duane Dostie | August 11, 2008 2:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 02:04
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 11, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin!
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 11, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 07:40
3. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin...there's nothing better than Olympic Toilet humor!
3. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 9:08 AM |
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Posted on August 11, 2008 09:08
4. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2008 12:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Huh!? Blogical won? What a load of....well, you know.
:-P (Kidding, Tom....)
4. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2008 12:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 12:17
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F:
LOL! It was a blogical conclusion. :-)
5. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 1:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 13:16
6. Posted by Eric F | August 11, 2008 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm too late for it, but "Russia dumps on the Olympics" might have fit ...
6. Posted by Eric F | August 11, 2008 1:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 13:40
7. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 11, 2008 1:47 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Or maybe "who gives a crap."
7. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 11, 2008 1:47 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 13:47
8. Posted by rodney dill | August 11, 2008 2:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
...or maybe a BMlogical conclusion.
8. Posted by rodney dill | August 11, 2008 2:03 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 14:03
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...or maybe a BMlogical conclusion."
All I know is, it felt great to take a load off and squeeze out a few captions in the contest this week. Man, am I relieved it's over.
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 2:14 PM |
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Posted on August 11, 2008 14:14
10. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2008 2:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All I know is, it felt great to take a load off and squeeze out a few captions in the contest this week. Man, am I relieved it's over.
You're a punny, Tom.
:-p
10. Posted by Peter F. | August 11, 2008 2:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 14:57
11. Posted by Bible Dave | August 11, 2008 6:45 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Warning about contests such as this.
Satan's entire kingdom runs on the principle of competition; just the opposite of God's kingdom where everyone serves each other
11. Posted by Bible Dave | August 11, 2008 6:45 PM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 18:45
12. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 7:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bible Dave:
Congratulations. You've won the top prize in the competition for both saying and linking to the stupidest things I've ever read.
12. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 11, 2008 7:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 19:25
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 11, 2008 7:28 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
In 1 Corinthians 9:24-27 the Apostle Paul teaches about competing for the Kingdome of God saying "Run in such a way that you may win."
All free markets operate on competition. In choosing His first Apostles Jesus selected fishermen who were competing in the free market. If competition was the way of the devil as your web site claims, why is their no commandment against it?
Unfair completion is sinful and there are many verses showing God hates dishonest weights and measures, but there's no verse against honest work or against the worker receiving his wages. You have confused fair competition with unfair competition.
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 11, 2008 7:28 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 11, 2008 19:28
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 12, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Little known fact: The Chinese pay-toilet was invented by Pei Dung Lu
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 12, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 12, 2008 08:19