25. Posted by
retired military | June 13, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:
Chelsea thought bubble - "Gee if I can convince Mom to not divorce him until I am 35 then I can run for President. THen I could play the broken home, abusive, overachieving father card. I can also use the my mother only cared about me to promote her career card. And HEY if I can have Obama's baby I can throw in the race card as well. "
25. Posted by
retired military | June 13, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Polyester pantsuit: $28.
Lost speaking engagements for racist rantings: $1,200,000.
Losing campaign: $8,000,000.
Not having to see that woman at my desk in the Oval Office: Priceless.
31. Posted by
fustian | June 13, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
60. Posted by
Clay | June 13, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Clay:
Oh mah gawd. Talk, talk, talk, that's all she does. Someday, ah swear, I'm gonna stand up and say, "Hill...will you just...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Oh, hey...check out the redhead with the headlights on...Dang, that's real fine.
60. Posted by
Clay | June 13, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
99. Posted by
Gmac | June 13, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Gmac:
Bill's thought bubble "Oh jesus, she's gonna go toe to toe with him, I feel sorry for him already." Chelsea's "Oooo, he doesn't want to see mom's 'fist bump' the way dad did."
99. Posted by
Gmac | June 13, 2008 4:29 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
107. Posted by
William Shives | June 13, 2008 7:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
William Shives:
Bill day dreaming.
If only she could have gotten me back into the whitehouse. I could have straighten out the oil crisis,The mortgage crisis. settled the mideast crisis, and gotten a peace deal with israel and hamas.
Oh well back to harlem.
107. Posted by
William Shives | June 13, 2008 7:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (116)
Thar she blows!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thar she blows!
1. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:19
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Goddam Hillary's mood ring... now my jaw will be swollen for a week."
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:21
3. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the last time Chelsea drags me down to see the Chippendales.
3. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:25
4. Posted by Eric | June 13, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm. Monica Lewinsky is looking pretty good in that blue pantsuit.
4. Posted by Eric | June 13, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:28
5. Posted by WildWillie | June 13, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill thought bubble: I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her... ww
5. Posted by WildWillie | June 13, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:29
6. Posted by Jared | June 13, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"I wonder if Gina is free later."
6. Posted by Jared | June 13, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:33
7. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
...and she thought she could put me in a box while she pretended to be President. I fixed her little wagon, but good.
7. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:35
8. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Another pant suit. What a shocker.
8. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:35
9. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
I'll never get to use my "Wanna see why they call me the First Man?" line now...
9. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:36
10. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 13, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Damn. Now I have to cancel the Victoria's Secret models party I had scheduled for next week while she was out campaigning."
10. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 13, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:37
11. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Dear God, just let the talking stop!*
*(To be fair most husbands have thought this when listening to their wives.)
11. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:38
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pantsuits are Bill's kryptonite.
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:38
13. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Clinton like to fold his arms in the shape of an "L" to send a private message to Hillary.
Loser.
13. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:42
14. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
The Vagina Diatribe
14. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:48
15. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Apparently, America feels the same way Bill.
15. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:48
16. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"I can't believe that I had sex with that woman,....."
16. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:49
17. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Guess we'll have to do "Dancing With The Stars" now.
17. Posted by Faith+1 | June 13, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:52
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Is that Bill Clinton or Dr Strangelove struggling to control his arm and avoid groping the young female at his side?
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:52
19. Posted by twolaneflash | June 13, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The Audacity of Mope.
19. Posted by twolaneflash | June 13, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:53
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Cankles. Why'd it have to be cankles?
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 07:54
21. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | June 13, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bill: I'd fist-bump that -er, not
21. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | June 13, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:02
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bill was certain his "Hail to the Briefs" boxer shorts would have been a huge hit around the White House.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:04
23. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
She does look a little like "the other white meat" in that pantsuit...
23. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:06
24. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nothing like a HIllary campaign stop to put Bill off his cheeseburger.
24. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:07
25. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Chelsea thought bubble - "Gee if I can convince Mom to not divorce him until I am 35 then I can run for President. THen I could play the broken home, abusive, overachieving father card. I can also use the my mother only cared about me to promote her career card. And HEY if I can have Obama's baby I can throw in the race card as well. "
25. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:09
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Devil with the blue pants, blue pants, blue pants...
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:13
27. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| June 13, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Yeah, yeah, four more years....OF HER BEING HOME!"
27. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| June 13, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:14
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So y'all spent $100 million in a losing cause. But at least now that she's dropped out Hillary can spend more time at home with you and Chelsea.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 13, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:14
29. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
"Smartest woman in the world", my ass.
29. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:21
30. Posted by Jim | June 13, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, her ankles are bigger than mine!!
30. Posted by Jim | June 13, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:23
31. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Polyester pantsuit: $28.
Lost speaking engagements for racist rantings: $1,200,000.
Losing campaign: $8,000,000.
Not having to see that woman at my desk in the Oval Office: Priceless.
31. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:28
32. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wonder what Hillary's gonna do when she finds out that Obama's been the biggest financial supporter of the Clinton Presidential Library?
32. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:30
33. Posted by Brian The Adequate | June 13, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Worst strip club evah..........
33. Posted by Brian The Adequate | June 13, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:34
34. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 13, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: -14 (14 votes cast)
Ex-Clark Co. GOP chief admits performing oral sex on a sleeping man
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080612/ZONE11/806130302/-1/NLETTER07
depp=true
notiz=Editor says: unless the "sleeping man" is a reference to Bill Clinton in this picture, it's irrelevant here, dipshit. -- J.
depp=true
notiz=No hijacking allowed.
34. Posted by Adrian Browne | June 13, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: -14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:37
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Girls, girls, girls...long legs and burgundy lips..."
35. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:42
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Bill: If I squint a little -- in this light -- she almost looks attractive.
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:43
37. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 13, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"World Wide Pants"
37. Posted by MoonMonkey | June 13, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:50
38. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 13, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Well, at least I won't have to kiss her at the convention."
38. Posted by SarahConnor2 | June 13, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:51
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
We're still going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:51
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"Sigh...thank God for useful idiots like Adrian Browne..."
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:54
41. Posted by Conservachef | June 13, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I never knew that she could do that standing up...
41. Posted by Conservachef | June 13, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 08:58
42. Posted by ExSubNuke | June 13, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Bill: "I'd hit it."
Chelsae: "Dad, you'd hit a tree if it were possible."
42. Posted by ExSubNuke | June 13, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:07
43. Posted by scotty | June 13, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Damn where am I gonna score interns now.
43. Posted by scotty | June 13, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:08
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
"I did not have sex with that woman."
"Yes you did, Dad."
44. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 13, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:08
45. Posted by scotty | June 13, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
great now I'll get her undivided attention.
45. Posted by scotty | June 13, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:09
46. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Where's a tornado when you need one?
46. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:20
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 13, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I could have been traveling the world with Al Gore selling Global Warming to every Tom Dick and Mmohammed, But Noooooooo.
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 13, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:34
48. Posted by Justrand | June 13, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
As Bill gazes at Hillary, he harkens back to another blue garment...another time...another place.
48. Posted by Justrand | June 13, 2008 9:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:43
49. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Maybe now we can stop pretending it's a real marriage.
49. Posted by fustian | June 13, 2008 9:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:56
50. Posted by Glenn | June 13, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"There goes all that pardon money in 2012 and 2016"
50. Posted by Glenn | June 13, 2008 9:57 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:57
51. Posted by SILVER BULLET | June 13, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those pant suits make her butt look so big. No wonder I yearn for Monica. Does she have to wear blue? That was our color!
51. Posted by SILVER BULLET | June 13, 2008 9:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 09:58
52. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Chelsea thought bubble: "Darn, now I have to go back to work."
Bill thought bubble: "Damn, I forgot Ashley Dupre's phone number!"
52. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:10
53. Posted by Rick13 | June 13, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I blame myself, I didn't pretend hard enough"!
53. Posted by Rick13 | June 13, 2008 10:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:11
54. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Guess we're on to plan B in restoring my legacy...."
54. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 10:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:12
55. Posted by infidel
| June 13, 2008 10:13 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Bill...."Thank the Lord Chelsea doesn't have those thighs."
Chelsea...."Thank you Lord I don't have mom's thighs."
55. Posted by infidel
| June 13, 2008 10:13 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:13
56. Posted by _Mike_ | June 13, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill wanders back to better days, when the media was on their side and the interns were loose and free.
56. Posted by _Mike_ | June 13, 2008 10:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:26
57. Posted by Marty | June 13, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Even Chelsey thought that Mom's appearance with Prince seemed a little weird.
57. Posted by Marty | June 13, 2008 10:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:29
58. Posted by COgirl | June 13, 2008 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Look who's wearing the pants in the family now.
58. Posted by COgirl | June 13, 2008 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:31
59. Posted by Jeff | June 13, 2008 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Why the pants suit ?"
"Why not a nice blue dress ?"
59. Posted by Jeff | June 13, 2008 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:31
60. Posted by Clay | June 13, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Oh mah gawd. Talk, talk, talk, that's all she does. Someday, ah swear, I'm gonna stand up and say, "Hill...will you just...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Oh, hey...check out the redhead with the headlights on...Dang, that's real fine.
60. Posted by Clay | June 13, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:45
61. Posted by Gayle Miller | June 13, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I was hoping for time to really ENJOY the interns this time!
61. Posted by Gayle Miller | June 13, 2008 10:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:49
62. Posted by GarandFan
| June 13, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Loser!
62. Posted by GarandFan
| June 13, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:52
63. Posted by GarandFan
| June 13, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why can't she strut like that in the bedroom?
63. Posted by GarandFan
| June 13, 2008 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:53
64. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 13, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Superglue on the palms... Very funny. Could have been worse, I suppose....
64. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 13, 2008 10:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:54
65. Posted by mojo | June 13, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Christ a-mighty, do I need a drink!..."
65. Posted by mojo | June 13, 2008 10:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 10:55
66. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 13, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"That's it, Ah'm givin' money to McCain TODAY!"
66. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 13, 2008 11:02 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:02
67. Posted by john1v6 | June 13, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sheesh, hurry up, woman, while there's still time for me to meet ObamaGirl at the rally downtown
67. Posted by john1v6 | June 13, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:03
68. Posted by Paul Hooson | June 13, 2008 11:09 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"If I can't get Hillary out of the house, how can I ever hope to fool around". (Do this is in your head in a Bill Clinton voice for maximum effect)
68. Posted by Paul Hooson | June 13, 2008 11:09 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:09
69. Posted by Roy | June 13, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dad - wake up.
69. Posted by Roy | June 13, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:15
70. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 13, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"It's over. Her campaign, and my sanity."
70. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 13, 2008 11:16 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:16
71. Posted by Stormin | June 13, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Now the country doesn't get to feel my pain...
71. Posted by Stormin | June 13, 2008 11:16 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:16
72. Posted by Weegie | June 13, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn! So much for my dream of having that witch our of my life for 4 or 8 years. [sigh]
72. Posted by Weegie | June 13, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:24
73. Posted by John | June 13, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bum and Bummer
73. Posted by John | June 13, 2008 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:31
74. Posted by jbw | June 13, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill: Damn that means she'll be around the house more!
Chelsea: Woo Hoo! Now I can go back to partying all night!
74. Posted by jbw | June 13, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:44
75. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Everybody knows.. a little place called Kokomo.
75. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 11:46 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:46
76. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bill: Damn!! where'd My podium go??
76. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:53
77. Posted by ODA315 | June 13, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Where's a falling house when you need one....
77. Posted by ODA315 | June 13, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 11:58
78. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Oh the huge vanity
78. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 12:03 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:03
79. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Dad.... put that cigar back in Your pants!"
79. Posted by 914 | June 13, 2008 12:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:03
80. Posted by EL Rider | June 13, 2008 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Monica...Monica...Monica...
80. Posted by EL Rider | June 13, 2008 12:23 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:23
81. Posted by al | June 13, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What was I thinking?
81. Posted by al | June 13, 2008 12:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:38
82. Posted by Stan25 | June 13, 2008 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Shit! There goes my visits the DC Parlor houses
82. Posted by Stan25 | June 13, 2008 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:47
83. Posted by MagicalPat | June 13, 2008 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
83. Posted by MagicalPat | June 13, 2008 12:48 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:48
84. Posted by DaveD | June 13, 2008 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Great. Now I've got to find something else to keep her busy."
84. Posted by DaveD | June 13, 2008 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:50
85. Posted by Stan25 | June 13, 2008 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Well damn, I guess my secret meetings with Eliot Spitzer are now out of the question.
85. Posted by Stan25 | June 13, 2008 12:50 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:50
86. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 13, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"And I'd like to thank Abby Abrahms of Montpeiler Vermontn for her vote. And Abigale Abrahms of Hershey PA, thank you and Abner ...
86. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 13, 2008 12:51 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:51
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bill: Wow. I really will screw anything with two legs.
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 13, 2008 12:51 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:51
88. Posted by Bungalowlife | June 13, 2008 12:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dang! Leftovers again!
88. Posted by Bungalowlife | June 13, 2008 12:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 12:59
89. Posted by DaveD | June 13, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Man, and I so wanted to get my ass out of Harlem."
89. Posted by DaveD | June 13, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 13:02
90. Posted by proof | June 13, 2008 1:06 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Oh, no! I've lost all feeling in my groin!
90. Posted by proof | June 13, 2008 1:06 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 13:06
91. Posted by JamesT
| June 13, 2008 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It looks like two possums fighting under a blanket....
91. Posted by JamesT
| June 13, 2008 1:34 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 13:34
92. Posted by Scrapiron | June 13, 2008 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did I really do that, one time?
92. Posted by Scrapiron | June 13, 2008 2:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 14:06
93. Posted by Porkopolis | June 13, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton's pensive thought bubble:
93. Posted by Porkopolis | June 13, 2008 2:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 14:08
94. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2011: Bill laments his wife's 2012 presidential strategy as he and Chelsea judge yet another Hillary look-alike contest in Ames, Iowa.
94. Posted by Joel | June 13, 2008 3:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 15:15
95. Posted by Justrand
| June 13, 2008 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton wistfully remembers a different blue garment, recalling as well that he never really did define "IS".
95. Posted by Justrand
| June 13, 2008 3:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 15:21
96. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 13, 2008 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now she can FINALLY shave her legs and go back to wearing dresses!
96. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 13, 2008 3:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 15:40
97. Posted by moseby | June 13, 2008 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did Chelsea here me fart? Lemme turn slowly and see......
97. Posted by moseby | June 13, 2008 4:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 16:01
98. Posted by moseby | June 13, 2008 4:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"here" should be "hear"--I stink!!
98. Posted by moseby | June 13, 2008 4:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 16:02
99. Posted by Gmac | June 13, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Bill's thought bubble "Oh jesus, she's gonna go toe to toe with him, I feel sorry for him already." Chelsea's "Oooo, he doesn't want to see mom's 'fist bump' the way dad did."
99. Posted by Gmac | June 13, 2008 4:29 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 16:29
100. Posted by Dodo David | June 13, 2008 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill's thought bubble: "This sucks. Instead of getting to sleep with an intern, I'll have to sleep with her again."
100. Posted by Dodo David | June 13, 2008 4:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 16:49
101. Posted by Master Shake | June 13, 2008 5:39 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
How am I supposed to get me some of that easy leftist tail when Chelsea follows me everywhere?
101. Posted by Master Shake | June 13, 2008 5:39 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 17:39
102. Posted by lowmal | June 13, 2008 5:44 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Serenity now.... Serenity now...."
102. Posted by lowmal | June 13, 2008 5:44 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 17:44
103. Posted by Oyster | June 13, 2008 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: "Oh Lord, four more years."
103. Posted by Oyster | June 13, 2008 5:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 17:53
104. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2008 6:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill thinks about Monica and realizes that he knows the only way to shut Hillary up.
Stick something in her mouth!!!
104. Posted by retired military | June 13, 2008 6:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 18:11
105. Posted by syllabucks | June 13, 2008 7:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I can't remember when I last saw that leg bare... did I EVER see it naked? Why would I do that?
105. Posted by syllabucks | June 13, 2008 7:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 19:32
106. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2008 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"She outta put some ice on that lower lip."
106. Posted by Spike | June 13, 2008 7:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 19:38
107. Posted by William Shives | June 13, 2008 7:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill day dreaming.
If only she could have gotten me back into the whitehouse. I could have straighten out the oil crisis,The mortgage crisis. settled the mideast crisis, and gotten a peace deal with israel and hamas.
Oh well back to harlem.
107. Posted by William Shives | June 13, 2008 7:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 19:39
108. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stalking the wild cankle-lope
108. Posted by rodney dill | June 13, 2008 10:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 22:28
109. Posted by kimsch
| June 13, 2008 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pantsuits!
109. Posted by kimsch
| June 13, 2008 10:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 22:33
110. Posted by lowmal | June 13, 2008 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Is that a pair of balls in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
110. Posted by lowmal | June 13, 2008 10:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 22:39
111. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 13, 2008 11:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Gee Dad, what do we do now?"
"Well, when Eight Belles lost to Big Brown they... uh... Oh nevermind."
111. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 13, 2008 11:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 13, 2008 23:00
112. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 14, 2008 12:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Man, does this suck--the hotest girl in the place is Chelsea.
112. Posted by Roger Fraley | June 14, 2008 12:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 14, 2008 00:21
113. Posted by Dodo David | June 14, 2008 3:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where will you be when the laxative that you took begins to take effect?
113. Posted by Dodo David | June 14, 2008 3:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 14, 2008 03:13
114. Posted by radio free fred | June 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Message From The Big Giant Head > "Put A Fork In It!"
114. Posted by radio free fred | June 14, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 14, 2008 08:15
115. Posted by Dodo David | June 14, 2008 3:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chelsea: "$13 million of our family's money down the drain."
Bill: "And that was your inheritance."
Chelsea: "Damn!"
115. Posted by Dodo David | June 14, 2008 3:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 14, 2008 15:05
116. Posted by Kevin
| June 16, 2008 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
116. Posted by Kevin
| June 16, 2008 1:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 16, 2008 01:42