This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ capped off another successful primaries season. Now, of course, it's on to the conventions then the general election so you'll have plenty more chances to caption Obama. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rodney Dill) - "Wonder Twin powers, activate!"
2) (guido) - "Rock'em Sock'em Moonbats"
3) (914) - "Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman"
4) (fustian) - "And as First Lady, Michelle is expected to focus on childhood illiteracy and extracting reparations from white oppressors."
5) (DJ Drummond) - "Whodat Machiavelli NOW?"
6) (BlogDog) - "(AP) Attractive mixed-race couple demonstrates the proper way to play 'Barack, Paper, Scissors.'"
The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney's winning entry. In its place I offer one more good caption among the many other good ones submitted.
(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "The bag of nothin' meets the little ball of hate."
That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
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"Brown sugar vs. the Ho... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Ryan | June 9, 2008 3:45 AM | Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
"Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman"
Congratulations on the bronze medal, 914.
Congratulations to Wizbang for propping up racism, yet again.
The best hope for you and your ilk is for Mr. Peabody and Sherman to finally perfect the wayback machine, so all you idiots who continue to drag down our great American society can travel back to 1950, where you can polish your "I like Ike" button as you smack your intra-racial wife on the ass as she goes back to kitchen to make you another martini, while watching through the window as your "brown sugar" gardener mows your lawn.
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1. Posted by Ryan | June 9, 2008 3:45 AM |
Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 03:45
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 9, 2008 6:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin, timing is everything...
I liked guido's caption too.
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 9, 2008 6:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 06:19
3. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 9, 2008 6:45 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Ryan,
We don't need no self-hating cracker spitting out race cards. If your concerns were genuine these pages would be full of your condemnation of the racists Obama has studied under for over 20 years. When you give that a pass you lose all credibility to speak out against racism. Lord knows many here would vote for Rice or Powell if they weren't too smart to run. Would you?
3. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 9, 2008 6:45 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 06:45
4. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 9, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man! I wuz robbed!!! Check the times--no offense to Rodney Dill, but I had the same quote at the exact same time, but mine had MORE!!! What a gyp!!!
4. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 9, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 07:30
5. Posted by rodney dill | June 9, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He how hesitates is last"
5. Posted by rodney dill | June 9, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 07:35
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 9, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Rodney, you know how to hurt me. If only I had not added the second part, the top prize would be mine--my guess is it took me more than a minute to type the Michelle and Barack lines that I felt were crucial. I guess Kevin believes less is more. SO CLOSE!!!
6. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 9, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 08:35
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 9, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just wish the cash prizes didn't keep coming in Zimbabwean currency...
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 9, 2008 12:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 12:03
8. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 9, 2008 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cash? They gave you CASH? All I ever get are used kleenex!
8. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 9, 2008 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 13:54
9. Posted by SPQR | June 9, 2008 6:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ, that is Zimbabwean currency.
9. Posted by SPQR | June 9, 2008 6:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 18:01