Boy did this Floridian get special service when he paid a woman $100 an hour to clean his house while nude.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.How did the husband explain the maid service to his wife? I will allow Wizbang readers to make suggestions.The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
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Maybe he told her he though... (Below threshold)1. Posted by COgirl | May 28, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maybe he told her he thought the place needed "cleaning up".
Actually, this sounds fishy to me. Like maybe an insurance scam or something. . .
1. Posted by COgirl | May 28, 2008 9:30 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 09:30
2. Posted by LCVRWC | May 28, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Honey, when I told the maid to clean house, I didn't think she'd clean house!"
Nah, I don't think it's a scam. He got burgled...and he'll soon be divorced, I think.
2. Posted by LCVRWC | May 28, 2008 9:32 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 09:32
3. Posted by CarlF | May 28, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You know how environmentally conscious I am sweetie-pie... I think our air quality is well worth $100 per hour to avoid all those caustic clothing fibers! Besides, how was I to know she had stolen your jewelry? I didn't see any of it on her when she left."
3. Posted by CarlF | May 28, 2008 9:58 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 09:58
4. Posted by Faith+1 | May 28, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Heh, methinks this is going to end up costing him a lot more than $40K.....and put some lawyer's kid through college.....
4. Posted by Faith+1 | May 28, 2008 10:39 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 10:39
5. Posted by ODA315 | May 28, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Anybody got her number?
My mancave needs a little tidying up.......and I'll make damn sure to keep an eye on her.
Well maybe both eyes.
5. Posted by ODA315 | May 28, 2008 11:42 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 11:42
6. Posted by wavemaker | May 28, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
where does a naked lady put $40k worth of jewelry??
That was either one perfect diamond or that lady has some tricks up her...
sleeve.
6. Posted by wavemaker | May 28, 2008 11:51 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 11:51
7. Posted by Boyd
| May 28, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I agree with COgirl. A man is going to hire a maid to clean the house nude, and not watch her? What sense does that make?
Then again, if he's lying to cover something up, this sounds like a pretty stupid lie.
7. Posted by Boyd
| May 28, 2008 12:49 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 12:49
8. Posted by ras | May 28, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
To quote a few John Prine lyrics:
Well, I sat there at the table
And I acted real naive ♫
Cuz I knew that topless lady
Had somethin' up her sleeve! ♫
8. Posted by ras | May 28, 2008 1:28 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 13:28
9. Posted by suhnami | May 28, 2008 2:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's obvious when you call stripper house cleaners the first thing you want to do is leave them unattended. Duh!
9. Posted by suhnami | May 28, 2008 2:38 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 14:38
10. Posted by Dodo David | May 28, 2008 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only thing probably factual about this story is the part about the woman stealing. My guess is that the man is lying about what he hired the woman to do.
Or . . .
If the man isn't lying, then his name must be Forrest Gump.
10. Posted by Dodo David | May 28, 2008 4:22 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 16:22
11. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2008 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey?? You know Im a big tipper.
11. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2008 7:02 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2008 19:02
12. Posted by brainy435 | May 29, 2008 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh...well.. I was trying to surprise you without spending a lot of money. When I saw her advertising "bare services" I just misunderstood."
12. Posted by brainy435 | May 29, 2008 2:04 PM |
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Posted on May 29, 2008 14:04