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Comments (114)
Mass Hysteria... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Mass Hysteria
1. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:31
2. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Pope Benedict XVI is greated by a mass audience.
2. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:34
3. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
The kind of audience that Senators Clinton and Obama only dream of having.
3. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:38
4. Posted by vader06 | April 18, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
"And the Padre's Take the Field!!! Play Ball!!"
4. Posted by vader06 | April 18, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:43
5. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The pope's been a lot more popular since he started batting over .500.
5. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:44
6. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Obama introduces his new cabinet.
6. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:45
7. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: -8 (16 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Pope Benedict XVI publicly parades paedophiles out of the church. developing.
7. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: -8 (16 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:45
8. Posted by infidel
| April 18, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The only men on that field forbidden to steal a base.
8. Posted by infidel
| April 18, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:47
9. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
The super delegates are a little full of themselves this year.
9. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:49
10. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 18, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Now just add guns and "bitterness", and Barry's image of America is complete.
10. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 18, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:55
11. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Al Gore has created a new army of climate soldiers.
11. Posted by fustian | April 18, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 07:55
12. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 18, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Whoa dude, like I thought you said this was a free "Judas Priest" thing, not a "Just'a Priest" thing. This is just like the time we went to see "Skid Row" and there were nothing but cool people just hanging out and partying but they all needed some patchouli oil .
Oh well, pass the doobie.
12. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 18, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:03
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
♬
Pedants go marching two by two,
Hurrah! hurrah!
Pedants go marching two by two,
Hurrah! hurrah!...
♬
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:03
14. Posted by WildWillie | April 18, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
The Klan comes out to Obama rally to show support of his stance on race. ww
14. Posted by WildWillie | April 18, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:04
15. Posted by Gizmo | April 18, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
It's not a caption, but all this photo reminds me of is this classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbuFHF7GU8
15. Posted by Gizmo | April 18, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:09
16. Posted by radio free fred | April 18, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
God In Washington D.C. ....It's About Time..
16. Posted by radio free fred | April 18, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:09
17. Posted by Dave thA | April 18, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 13 (25 votes cast)
And Now, the LIONS!
17. Posted by Dave thA | April 18, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 13 (25 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:21
18. Posted by lowmal | April 18, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
In desperation, the NY Jets organization has asked the entire catholic clergy to use all their praying power to will the Jets into the playoffs..
18. Posted by lowmal | April 18, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:22
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
And with the fourth pick in the 2008 Catholic Draft, Planned Parenthood selects Nancy Pelosi (D) San Francisco.
19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:26
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
When you said we were going to National's Park to see the cardinals I just assumed...
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:31
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I know the church is serious about the whole vow of celebacy thing these days, but do they have to dress us in white?
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:33
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
With Belichick's latest master stroke the Patriots finally put "Spygate" behind them once and for all.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:35
23. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Senator Byrd, his eyes being not as strong as they once were, seeing white robes and a cross, instinctively reached into his pocket for his book of matches.
23. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:35
24. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Embarrassment soon followed when DC's quidditch team remembered their playbooks, but forgot their brooms for the home opener.
24. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:39
25. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
...and the pontiff's rounding third and heading
for home...here's the throw, it's gonna be close, here's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
25. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:42
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Like everyone else in the church, Pope Benedict had to take his turn in the souvenir stand peddling "I'm with pious
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:42
27. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Many still doubted MLB's efforts to keep players from using steroids.
27. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:42
28. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 18, 2008 8:45 AM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
The official theme of the Pope's visit is:
"Christ our Hope."
Clearly the Pope is sending a signal for American Catholics to vote for Obama.
28. Posted by Adrian Browne | April 18, 2008 8:45 AM |
Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:45
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Will the Pontiff who brought nine vicars to the ball park please retrieve them - they're beating the Nationals by eight runs in the top of the second.
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:46
30. Posted by Nylda | April 18, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Not knowing priests can't marry, the Reverend Moon marries them anyway.
30. Posted by Nylda | April 18, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:46
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Like everyone else in the church, Pope Benedict had to take his turn in the souvenir stand peddling "I'm with pious (arrow)" t-shirts and censer-shaped soaps-on-a-rope.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 18, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:48
32. Posted by mitch cumstein | April 18, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: -16 (16 votes cast)
"It's 10am, do you know where your children are?"
32. Posted by mitch cumstein | April 18, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: -16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:51
33. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 18, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Please allow us to introduce ourselves, we're men of wealth and taste...."
33. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 18, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 08:59
34. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 18, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"3....2....1.....OK, everybody moonwalk!"
34. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 18, 2008 9:01 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:01
35. Posted by 914 | April 18, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: -4 (10 votes cast)
Where are there hoods?
35. Posted by 914 | April 18, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: -4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:03
36. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and would you please rise for the singing of our opening hymn, which will be followed by a flyover by the multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace and good will toward men".
36. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:04
37. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Eucharist heeeaar, getchya Eucharist heeeaar!
37. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:09
38. Posted by Neoluddite | April 18, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
On Friday, a photo of Pope Benedict's visit to the Nationals' Ballpark was incorrectly captioned as a rally for Senator Obama's presidential campaign. The Times regrets the error.
38. Posted by Neoluddite | April 18, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:09
39. Posted by hermie | April 18, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
"You think these captions are embarassing...wait til the nuns come out and you hear cracks about 'March of the Penguins'."
39. Posted by hermie | April 18, 2008 9:12 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:12
40. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Stepping up to the plate, number XVI, Ratzinger.
40. Posted by guido | April 18, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:15
41. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 18, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: -4 (16 votes cast)
I thought they'd march in single pedofile.
41. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 18, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: -4 (16 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:23
42. Posted by 914 | April 18, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Women and Children need not apply!
42. Posted by 914 | April 18, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:31
43. Posted by Victor | April 18, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Hoping to turn around the Nats 4-11 season, Manny Acta requests divine intervention to take the curses from their bats, gloves, and pitching.
43. Posted by Victor | April 18, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:31
44. Posted by Swanny | April 18, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
When they whipped off their hoods the Imperial Wizard saw their faces and stroked out on the spot.
44. Posted by Swanny | April 18, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 09:52
45. Posted by Matt | April 18, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: -7 (11 votes cast)
I know there's a bat boy around here somewhere...
45. Posted by Matt | April 18, 2008 10:01 AM |
Score: -7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 10:01
46. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 18, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Hi-Ho..Hi-Ho.. Its off to God we Go!
46. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 18, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 10:46
47. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 18, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The Divine Batting Order
47. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 18, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 10:46
48. Posted by Porkopolis | April 18, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
All a-glee for the Holy See
48. Posted by Porkopolis | April 18, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:03
49. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
After months of research, the assemblage of priests and religious scholars delivers the bad news to Cubs fans: Hell has not yet frozen over.
49. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:23
50. Posted by philw1776 | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The Church of Global Warming finally holds its rally, long delayed by severe winter snowstorms
50. Posted by philw1776 | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:23
51. Posted by John F Not Kerry | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The Cardinals were not thrilled about their new uniforms, complaining that they kept tripping over the hems while running.
51. Posted by John F Not Kerry | April 18, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:23
52. Posted by John F Not Kerry | April 18, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!
52. Posted by John F Not Kerry | April 18, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:24
53. Posted by john1v6 | April 18, 2008 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Don't worry, they're just going up against the DETROIT Lions. They'll be fine.
53. Posted by john1v6 | April 18, 2008 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:43
54. Posted by RScott | April 18, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Some confusion, however, was unavoidable when visitors attended "Korean Knights of Kolumbus™" wearing hoods.
54. Posted by RScott | April 18, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:44
55. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
pedant
Main Entry:
ped·ant Listen to the pronunciation of pedant
Pronunciation:
\ˈpe-dənt\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle French, from Italian pedante
Date:
1588
1 obsolete : a male schoolteacher
2 a: one who makes a show of knowledge b: one who is unimaginative or who unduly emphasizes minutiae in the presentation or use of knowledge c: a formalist or precisionist in teaching
(in reference to an early caption)
55. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:49
56. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
As his entourage continued to fill the baseline seats the Pope was heard to remark, "Must be in the front row!"
56. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:52
57. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The service was briefly interrupted when the head groundskeeper rushed onto the stage and demanded if the Pope "knew they had a ballgame to get ready for in an hour".
"I don't care how big his hat is," he told the Washington Post. "Did you see what they were doing to the outfield grass?!"
57. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:56 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:56
58. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
After warming up in the bullpen, the Pope himself emerged to deliver the Sermon On The Mound.
58. Posted by Falze | April 18, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 11:58
59. Posted by Justrand | April 18, 2008 12:13 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Thousands of bitter people gathered out of frustration with the economy.
59. Posted by Justrand | April 18, 2008 12:13 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:13
60. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 18, 2008 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The San Diego/St Louis game takes an odd turn
60. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 18, 2008 12:28 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:28
61. Posted by jbw | April 18, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
After the Mass ended, Obama supporters worked the parking lot hoping to end the bitterness in the worshippers lives.
61. Posted by jbw | April 18, 2008 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:33
62. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
...and just like that, the Washington Nationals became favorites to win the NL East.
62. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:34
63. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"...the first shall be last, and the last shall be first....except in the Nationals case..."
63. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:36
64. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Padres have something in common with the padres: no offense.
64. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:40
65. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:47 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Padres? Cardinals? ...I'm bettin' on the Angels.
65. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:47 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:47
66. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:48 PM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
We are sure to find out if the Pope swings both ways.
66. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:48 PM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:48
67. Posted by Jeff | April 18, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
As the team from the Vatican takes the field, they anxiously look around for "Morganna, The Kissing Bandit" they have heard so much about...
67. Posted by Jeff | April 18, 2008 12:49 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:49
68. Posted by Timmer | April 18, 2008 12:49 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
1: How the H.E. double hockey sticks are we going to pay for this?
2. Are you kidding? I've got Bingo cards and markers for everyone.
68. Posted by Timmer | April 18, 2008 12:49 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:49
69. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
...and now rise for the Seventh Inning reconciliation.
69. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 12:52 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:52
70. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 18, 2008 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Pope takes the field for the first time after testifying, under oath, before a Senate Committee that he is not nor has he ever taken prayer enhancing drugs.
70. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 18, 2008 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 12:54
71. Posted by Bob | April 18, 2008 1:38 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Nationals take the field in their new uniforms - where they will be praying to improve their current record of 4 wins and 12 losses.
71. Posted by Bob | April 18, 2008 1:38 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 13:38
72. Posted by Jeff | April 18, 2008 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Singing as they march in...
And it's one, two, three,
What are we praying for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is the Vatican.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
72. Posted by Jeff | April 18, 2008 1:49 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 13:49
73. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 18, 2008 1:59 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"Look, it's the Pope-arazzi!"
73. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 18, 2008 1:59 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 13:59
74. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
'Take Me Out to The Ballgame' will now be replaced The Apostles' Creed.
74. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:07 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:07
75. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
'....I'd like two dogs, two beers and, um, oh yeah, two Pope-sicles, please...."
75. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:09 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:09
76. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:12 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
New ground rule at new Nationals Park: Whenever a player steals a base, he must say 10 Hail Marys.
76. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:12 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:12
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:15 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
PA Announcer: "If you're license plate reads "POPE MBL", you left your headlights on."
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 2:15 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:15
78. Posted by retired military | April 18, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The only hope for the Nationals winning the world series this year have finally made an appearance.
78. Posted by retired military | April 18, 2008 2:26 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:26
79. Posted by Darby Shaw | April 18, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
And now batting for Pedro Bourbon...........Maaaaaaannnnnny Moooooooota
79. Posted by Darby Shaw | April 18, 2008 2:44 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:44
80. Posted by Joel | April 18, 2008 2:50 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
When George Steinbrenner saw the new team Anaheim was fielding this year, he nervously dialed his special "hotline" number to make yet another deal with his old friend, Mr. Louis Cyphre.
80. Posted by Joel | April 18, 2008 2:50 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 14:50
81. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
If this were to happen in Chicago, then perhaps the Cubs could finally make it to the World Series.
81. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 3:08 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:08
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 18, 2008 3:09 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
The march of the ladies from the LDS compound in Texas. Oh wait! My mistake! Their dresses are just so similar. (Baaaad, I know!)
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 18, 2008 3:09 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:09
83. Posted by Brad | April 18, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
After dropping 9 in a row and 3 to the Mets, it's clear the Nationals will do anything to change their luck.
83. Posted by Brad | April 18, 2008 3:16 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:16
84. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Angels in Outfield
84. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:16
85. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Headline... "Umpire's Union Fields New, Infallible Umpires."
85. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:18 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:18
86. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:19 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The Pope shocked the crowds when he declared the Designator Hitter a mortal sin.
86. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:19 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:19
87. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:21 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Boston Weeps As Pope Confirms: "Even God Hates the Red Sox."
87. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:21 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:21
88. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Oh when the Saints . . . go marching in . . .
88. Posted by Dodo David | April 18, 2008 3:26 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:26
89. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:26 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Now Pitching, 'Heeeeeysuuuuuss Chrriiiiisssto!'
89. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:26 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:26
90. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 18, 2008 3:33 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
After an exhausting twenty-two innings alas there was to be no miracle for the Padres.
90. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 18, 2008 3:33 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:33
91. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sermon On The Mound
91. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:34
92. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
With Vow of Poverty, Padres Face No Salary Cap Issues.
92. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:35
93. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:36 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pope demands New Cathedral Style Dome. Threatens to Move Team to Toronto.
93. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:36 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:36
94. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Terrorists Shocked to Discover Heaven, 72 Virgins, Not Quite Up To Expectations
94. Posted by Faith+1 | April 18, 2008 3:38 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:38
95. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 3:46 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Pies lesu domine dona eis requiem." (THWACK) "... and its long gone."
95. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 3:46 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 15:46
96. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:19 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Under the guidance of MLB's new, tough Drug Testing Team, players who are caught using steroids or HGH no longer face suspensions; they're just sent straight to Hell.
96. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:19 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:19
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 18, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
There are no atheists in Baseball
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 18, 2008 4:20 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:20
98. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
No arguing with the umpire. Ever.
98. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:24 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:24
99. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ohhhhh, say that's what's meant by 'If you build it, He will come'.
99. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:33 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:33
100. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:35 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The 2008 End of the World Series: Padres vs. Devil Rays.
100. Posted by Peter F. | April 18, 2008 4:35 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:35
101. Posted by Smitty | April 18, 2008 4:36 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
In an attempt to lift a 100 year old curse, Pope Benedict leads a company of cardinals and bishops in an exorcism at Wrigley Field
101. Posted by Smitty | April 18, 2008 4:36 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:36
102. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 18, 2008 4:38 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Though some of the priests believed it was their devotion to the church, others instinctively knew it was their ability to put one foot in front of the other that brought them here.
102. Posted by Vegas Vic | April 18, 2008 4:38 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 16:38
103. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Steinbrenner: "Tithing the church will make me no poorer than owning the Yankees."
103. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 5:37 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 17:37
104. Posted by Proof | April 18, 2008 6:50 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Cardinals 6, Saints 0.
104. Posted by Proof | April 18, 2008 6:50 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 18:50
105. Posted by twolaneflash | April 18, 2008 8:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let him who is without sin throw out the first ball!
105. Posted by twolaneflash | April 18, 2008 8:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 20:02
106. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
106. Posted by rodney dill | April 18, 2008 8:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 20:48
107. Posted by Smitty | April 18, 2008 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pope Benedict and the cardinals are disappointed as the "Jesus in the outfield" turns out to be Jesus Alou.
107. Posted by Smitty | April 18, 2008 8:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 20:51
108. Posted by Bill Shives | April 18, 2008 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Washington Nationals have decided to play todays game in their new uniforms. Their hoping the light of god will shine down on them favorably and reverse their start to the season where they have stumbled to the bottom of the standings.
108. Posted by Bill Shives | April 18, 2008 10:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2008 22:02
109. Posted by 914 | April 19, 2008 1:00 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Every young boys nightmare.. hoards of (staight)? guys under the sheets trying to push their foreign mass.. ouch!
109. Posted by 914 | April 19, 2008 1:00 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 19, 2008 01:00
110. Posted by Saul Goode | April 19, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The campaign press corps inadveratantly lets their slip Obama worship at a stump speech today.
110. Posted by Saul Goode | April 19, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 19, 2008 09:19
111. Posted by radio free fred | April 19, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry Carry Said It Best...."HOLY COW!!!"
111. Posted by radio free fred | April 19, 2008 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 19, 2008 09:24
112. Posted by the struggler | April 19, 2008 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How do all those Popes come out of that one little car."
112. Posted by the struggler | April 19, 2008 5:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 19, 2008 17:50
113. Posted by Hodink | April 20, 2008 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Pope should run the Olympics.
113. Posted by Hodink | April 20, 2008 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 20, 2008 11:47
114. Posted by Kevin
| April 21, 2008 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
114. Posted by Kevin
| April 21, 2008 1:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 21, 2008 01:48