It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Due to technical problems last weekend last week's contest is still open. You can enter that contest here. Winners for last weeks contest will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
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Ninety-eight Pound Freaklin... (Below threshold)1. Posted by wavemaker | March 14, 2008 7:07 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Ninety-eight Pound Freakling
1. Posted by wavemaker | March 14, 2008 7:07 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:07
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:10 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Wizbang? Well for $5500 a pop I was hoping for something a little slower.
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:10 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:10
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:11 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The owners of the HotOrNot website have announced their new political website -- Caught or Not. Developing...
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:11 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:11
4. Posted by WildWillie | March 14, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
"What's that, a prostitute in distress? Never fear, Spritzer is here,"
4. Posted by WildWillie | March 14, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:15
5. Posted by ptg | March 14, 2008 7:17 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
C'mon, guys. $4,000 an hour isn't expensive. If I only took three minutes like you lesser men, it would amount to a reasonable $200 a pop.
5. Posted by ptg | March 14, 2008 7:17 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:17
6. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 14, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Well, if I had to be replaced, I'm glad it was by another Democrat more Progressive than myself. Good luck Mr. Paterson!"
6. Posted by Adrian Browne | March 14, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:18
7. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I'm not only a member of the Chest Hair for Men Club, I bought the company.
7. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:27
8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I am cornholio!
8. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:30
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Why yes, that is $4,000 dollars in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:30
10. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Half of the $4,000 he paid was a dork tax.
10. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:31
11. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Good Lord, no wonder he had to pay so much!
11. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:32
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
You idiot, the potato is supposed to go in the front of your trunks
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:35
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Question: What do you do when you can't score a babe at the beach with your lily white complexion and have tons of cash on hand?
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:37
14. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
High priced hooker: $4,000.
Hotel room in D.C: $900.
Train fare from New York: $350.
Champagne: $240.
The stunning hypocrisy: Priceless...
14. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:38
15. Posted by Wyatt Earp | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Eliot Mess.
15. Posted by Wyatt Earp | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:42
16. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Kristin" said that when she heard he was a Super Delegate, she thought he'd be "bigger"...
16. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:42
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spitzer was nervously vigilant for Ogre, Stan Gable, and the rest of the Alpha Betas.
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:44
18. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Governor's story is that she didn't "inhale".
18. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:45
19. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Realizing the money would've been better spent on The Hair Club for Men -- Priceless.
19. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:46
20. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Pull my .....
20. Posted by rodney dill | March 14, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:47
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
He can't lie down at the beach because cats always try to bury him.
21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:49
22. Posted by pibill | March 14, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Shoulda' spent the 4g's on a tanning bed, Bub!
22. Posted by pibill | March 14, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:50
23. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
♫
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little hotties to Love Client #9.
♫
23. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:51
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:52
25. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A real man like Dennis Kucinich doesn't have to pay for sex.
25. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:54
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
While posing at the beach for the 2008 U.S. Governors calendar, the photographers decided that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer best represented the month of March because he came in like a lion and went out like a bright white lamb.
26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | March 14, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:55
27. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary was client number 666.
27. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 07:59
28. Posted by tom | March 14, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I think I just sharted"
28. Posted by tom | March 14, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:01
29. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 14, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer gives a visual explanation of why he had to pay $4,300 a night for sex.
29. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 14, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:02
30. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
After what happened, there's only one career still open to me...Congress.
30. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:04
31. Posted by Eric F | March 14, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sung: "I'm too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my wife."
31. Posted by Eric F | March 14, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:09
32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"even for guys with ED like me, there's discretionary fund accounts.."
32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:11 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:11
33. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Governor Spitzer was spotted days after his resignation at Hedonism Resort with former President Clinton.
33. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:15
34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Pull my ... wallet."
34. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:15
35. Posted by LCVRWC | March 14, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
WHO WANTS TO SEX ELIOT?!?!?!
35. Posted by LCVRWC | March 14, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:16
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Spitz I'm not. No worries -- nothing that 5g's can't overcome.
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 8:20 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:20
37. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
My wife? She said she needed to look into a little legal matter...
37. Posted by fustian | March 14, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:25
38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pimpin' ain't easy.
38. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:29
39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Over the loudspeaker:
"Now serving Number 9! Number 9!"
39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:30
40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"You guys hiring?"
40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:30
41. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Strolling along, singing a song....
"Doncha wish your governor was a freak like me!"
41. Posted by Faith+1 | March 14, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:31
42. Posted by Clancy | March 14, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The look of smug superiority is something only $4300 a night can buy...
42. Posted by Clancy | March 14, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:32
43. Posted by Paul | March 14, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eliot has a new big spring of humility and a generous swelling of litigation.
43. Posted by Paul | March 14, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:43
44. Posted by twolaneflash | March 14, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Can't touch this!
44. Posted by twolaneflash | March 14, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:50
45. Posted by Nylda | March 14, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Client 9 from Outer Space.
45. Posted by Nylda | March 14, 2008 8:57 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 08:57
46. Posted by Eric Forhan | March 14, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
After the call to Enzyte about Natural Male Enhancement, Elliot is living large. In a few short weeks, Elliot has a big new spring of confidence. A generous swelling of pride. And the one thing every man deserves: A little well-earned respect from the neighborhood.
Enzyte, the once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement
46. Posted by Eric Forhan | March 14, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:07
47. Posted by radio free fred | March 14, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"George Gershwin's Rhapsody In Blue."
47. Posted by radio free fred | March 14, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:19
48. Posted by Dodo David | March 14, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer shows why he couldn't get his women for free the way that Bill Clinton did.
48. Posted by Dodo David | March 14, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:34
49. Posted by epador | March 14, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
This is the last known picture of the Governor of New York before the Governor of California kicked sand in his face.
49. Posted by epador | March 14, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:35
50. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 14, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I'm man enuff, I'm rich enuff, and Gosh Darn It, women like me if I pay enuff!"
50. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 14, 2008 9:36 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:36
51. Posted by Sharon | March 14, 2008 9:36 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Well, this didn't work. Guess I'll have to hire a hooker.
51. Posted by Sharon | March 14, 2008 9:36 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:36
52. Posted by rockindoug | March 14, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spritzerman: fighting for truth, justice and the barely tan way!
52. Posted by rockindoug | March 14, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:52
53. Posted by rockindoug | March 14, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"D*mmit! Where'd she go? I gotta remember to pay before I remove the shirt, not after."
53. Posted by rockindoug | March 14, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 09:55
54. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 14, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I "found" this at LGF and thought it to appropriate
Man is the only kind of varmint that sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.
-- John Steinbeck
54. Posted by Vegas Vic | March 14, 2008 10:02 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:02
55. Posted by john1v6 | March 14, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Not a bad way to start retirement. If he's lucky, his wife won't find out which island he's on.
55. Posted by john1v6 | March 14, 2008 10:02 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:02
56. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The only difference between what he was doing to the hooker and what he was doing to his constituents was that the hooker got paid.
56. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:05
57. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The sad thing is that this was Photoshopped to make him look better.
57. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:07
58. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Irony: more hair below the neck than above it.
58. Posted by FormerHostage | March 14, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:08
59. Posted by cathy :) | March 14, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I was the Attorney General of New York! They used to call me Super Dick!
See ya
cathy :)
59. Posted by cathy :) | March 14, 2008 10:11 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:11
60. Posted by smitch | March 14, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer poses for the required photo for his application to "The Surreal Life: Political Dumbasses".
Housemates are rumored to include Mark Foley, Kwame Kilpatrick, new inductee Geraldine Ferraro, and that perennial political, dumbass gadfly, Barny Frank. Larry Craig is negotiating bathroom assignments before he gives final consent.
60. Posted by smitch | March 14, 2008 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 10:44
61. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"the girls on beach...are all within reach, if you've got 4 large.....?
61. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:03
62. Posted by brainy435 | March 14, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nine? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't go above 5.
Well... $5500 but that's it.
Why are you staring at me like that?
62. Posted by brainy435 | March 14, 2008 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:34
63. Posted by Timmer | March 14, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
--Cough--
63. Posted by Timmer | March 14, 2008 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:37
64. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lily white pervert alert!!
64. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:40
65. Posted by Craig | March 14, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I like them French-fried potaters, um-hmm."
65. Posted by Craig | March 14, 2008 11:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:42
66. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I actually voted for the 5500...before I failed to rise..
66. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:43
67. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just think? 5500 hundred bucks for doing....nothing..!
67. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:49
68. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Horton hears a Hoe.
68. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:50
69. Posted by kbiel
| March 14, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, here's my swimsuit photo, now where's my $100,000 exclusive interview contract?
69. Posted by kbiel
| March 14, 2008 11:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:50
70. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Governator...Not!
70. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 14, 2008 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:52
71. Posted by kbiel
| March 14, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I brought you all here to reveal how I plan to continue working for the public good outside of politics. I'm going to start by putting a shirt on.
71. Posted by kbiel
| March 14, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:53
72. Posted by JAT | March 14, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sh.T why does Clinton get so many freebies?
72. Posted by JAT | March 14, 2008 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:57
73. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Money for nothing and Your chics are sleaze"
Ha ha ha...lol
73. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:58
74. Posted by JAT | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK I confess it's just a rolled up sock...but what do you expect for $4k?
74. Posted by JAT | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:58
75. Posted by McCain | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With a mountain of evidence, the FBI placed Spitzer under abreast.
75. Posted by McCain | March 14, 2008 11:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 11:58
76. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull My thong!
76. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 12:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:05
77. Posted by monkeypunk | March 14, 2008 12:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CAN'T. SUCK. IN. MY. GUT. FOR. MUCH. LONGER.
77. Posted by monkeypunk | March 14, 2008 12:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:06
78. Posted by Maggie | March 14, 2008 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay."
78. Posted by Maggie | March 14, 2008 12:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:08
79. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer is The Jerk
79. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 12:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:09
80. Posted by jbw | March 14, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why yes, I am David Hasselhoff....Look for $4,300 dollars you call me Hasselhoff, now go pretend to drown and I'll give you mouth to mouth.
80. Posted by jbw | March 14, 2008 12:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:12
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 14, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Gov. Your brains just slipped down into your shorts!
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 14, 2008 12:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:12
82. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonight.. the light of Std's in Your eye's
Will You still screw Me..tomorrow?
82. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:22
83. Posted by Tango | March 14, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The sheriff of Cell Block E.
83. Posted by Tango | March 14, 2008 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:38
84. Posted by Tango | March 14, 2008 12:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pool-side at Danbury Federal Penitentiary.
84. Posted by Tango | March 14, 2008 12:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:39
85. Posted by SideShowJane | March 14, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, no Speedo?
85. Posted by SideShowJane | March 14, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:40
86. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 14, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The whitest playa on the planet .
86. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 14, 2008 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:44
87. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 14, 2008 12:47 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Letterman's list of the top ten ways to ruin your political career
#10. See #9
#9
#8. See #9
#7. See #9
#6. See #9
#5. See #9
#4. See #9
#3. See #9
#2. See #9
#1. See #9
87. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 14, 2008 12:47 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 12:47
88. Posted by guido | March 14, 2008 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beach Blanket Bozo
88. Posted by guido | March 14, 2008 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 13:21
89. Posted by harshmellow
| March 14, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In America -
first you get de money,
den you get de power,
den you get de weemon.
- Homer Simpson
89. Posted by harshmellow
| March 14, 2008 1:25 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 13:25
90. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe Homer Simpson said: "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
90. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 14, 2008 1:32 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 13:32
91. Posted by woody | March 14, 2008 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So I started working out a bit, & I like hookers . . . & eHarmony says, you know, "Thanks, but no thanks"?? Wassupwiddat?
91. Posted by woody | March 14, 2008 1:44 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 13:44
92. Posted by David | March 14, 2008 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's be honest, no caption is needed.
92. Posted by David | March 14, 2008 1:52 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 13:52
93. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
93. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 14, 2008 2:26 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 14:26
94. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 14, 2008 3:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Just call me Ron Mexico.
94. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 14, 2008 3:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 15:02
95. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo Blood. You can't blame me for wanting to tap that fine ass. Damn Straight".
95. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:22 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:22
96. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Funny how my wife never noticed $80,000 missing from around the house before. She didn't notice the "whore fund" on the bank statements".
96. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:24 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:24
97. Posted by Porkopolis | March 14, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see Eliot Sptizer using up his Emperor's Club loyalty points before they expire.
97. Posted by Porkopolis | March 14, 2008 3:25 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:25
98. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Inflation is everywhere. oil, food and prostitutes. I used to be able to hire two girls for $5,000".
98. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:25 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:25
99. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mrs. Spitzer could avoided this whole mess if she only would have taken care of "business" at home. She refused to do the family poodle while I held the enema bag and watched".
99. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:28 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:28
100. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hope my neighbors don't think I'm weird or something".
100. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:32 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:32
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Darn. I knew I shouldn't have hired Britney Spears' career manager!"
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:34 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:34
102. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I think I'll ask Mrs. Spitzer for some makeup sex".
102. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:35 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:35
103. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My politics and law career is over. I guess I'll have to take that Pimp daddy job".
103. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:38 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:38
104. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, all in all, that didn't turn out too bad".
104. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:40 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:40
105. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"PLAYGIRL Magazine here I come".
105. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 14, 2008 3:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 15:42
106. Posted by Roy | March 14, 2008 3:48 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Now Eliot resorts to impersonating the pool boy, in order to have sex with his wife.
106. Posted by Roy | March 14, 2008 3:48 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 14, 2008 15:48
107. Posted by DANEgerus | March 14, 2008 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK... I've been forced to look at it, now where's my $4,000?
107. Posted by DANEgerus | March 14, 2008 3:59 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 15:59
108. Posted by John | March 14, 2008 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello, my name is Eliot Spitzer, I'm unemployed and I live with my mother.
108. Posted by John | March 14, 2008 4:10 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 16:10
109. Posted by Baggi | March 14, 2008 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you see my boner? I taped it.
109. Posted by Baggi | March 14, 2008 4:19 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 16:19
110. Posted by Nylda | March 14, 2008 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taking a cue from gal pal Kristen, professionally challenged Eliot looks for work with the Empress' club.
110. Posted by Nylda | March 14, 2008 4:47 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 16:47
111. Posted by LaMedusa | March 14, 2008 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why, yes! For $5500 you can also eat my shorts!"
111. Posted by LaMedusa | March 14, 2008 5:29 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 17:29
112. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 14, 2008 5:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm the product of a broken home!"
"...Oh!, That's right, I'm the one who broke it!"
112. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 14, 2008 5:38 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 17:38
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 14, 2008 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer prepares for his historic swim to the socialist paradise of Cuba, before the Feds move in.
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 14, 2008 5:42 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 17:42
114. Posted by Diane | March 14, 2008 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOW! I should have had a V-8!!
114. Posted by Diane | March 14, 2008 5:43 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 17:43
115. Posted by smitty | March 14, 2008 5:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Are you oversexed? Let me put a governor on you.
115. Posted by smitty | March 14, 2008 5:48 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 17:48
116. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(*to the tune of secret agent man*)
They gave you a number and took away your name.
116. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:15 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:15
117. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm glad that people have stopped thinking of me as just another number"
117. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:16 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:16
118. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You're my wife, you should be happy for me. Now you can run for Congress, and then President. "
118. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:18 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:18
119. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eliot Spitzer was fired from doing American Express commercials when they asked "What's in your wallet?" and he pulled out a receipt from the Emporer's Club.
119. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:22 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:22
120. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:24 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton got it for free
Spitzer didnt
Bill Clinton kept his job
Spitzer didnt
Bill Clinton kept his clothes on
Spitzer well um you get the idea.
120. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:24 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:24
121. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm sure glad I signed that extension to the unemployment benefits."
121. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 6:25 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:25
122. Posted by elvis
| March 14, 2008 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... head in hands. Simon says arms akimbo."
122. Posted by elvis
| March 14, 2008 6:54 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 18:54
123. Posted by Proof | March 14, 2008 7:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Are you Governor of New York and a super delegate to the Democratic convention?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
123. Posted by Proof | March 14, 2008 7:40 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 19:40
124. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Have I told You lately Im a jac ass
Have I demonstrated there's no one else above Me
You fill My nights with gladness, take away all My sadness
Ease My gonads that's what You do
124. Posted by 914 | March 14, 2008 7:47 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 19:47
125. Posted by Smitty | March 14, 2008 9:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Club Fed, it's not too bad; three squares and a bunk, pool privleges. The only problem is Marion Barry's loud snoring."
125. Posted by Smitty | March 14, 2008 9:59 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 21:59
126. Posted by guido | March 14, 2008 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you play "Client Number 9" backwards, it sounds eerily like "Political career is dead, man!"
126. Posted by guido | March 14, 2008 10:06 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 22:06
127. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Client number 9?? I thought they said Love Potion number 9"
127. Posted by retired military | March 14, 2008 10:11 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 22:11
128. Posted by invernessie | March 14, 2008 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any guy who isn't me tonight.
128. Posted by invernessie | March 14, 2008 10:25 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 22:25
129. Posted by James Cloninger | March 14, 2008 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Ma, no pants!
129. Posted by James Cloninger | March 14, 2008 10:48 PM |
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Posted on March 14, 2008 22:48
130. Posted by Mope | March 15, 2008 2:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who needs good looks and charm with a fat wallet?
130. Posted by Mope | March 15, 2008 2:44 AM |
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Posted on March 15, 2008 02:44
131. Posted by the struggler | March 15, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oh no! Shrinkage!
131. Posted by the struggler | March 15, 2008 8:59 AM |
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Posted on March 15, 2008 08:59
132. Posted by retired military | March 15, 2008 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(my apologies to underdog)
There's no need to fear! Spitzer is here!
when hookers in this world appear
and charm those that they should fear
and have sex with all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and hither
for Spitzer! Spitzer! Spiterz! Spitzer!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
screwing all who trick or plunder
Spitzer. Spitzer!
when the light in the bedrooms are red
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who trick and hook those in power
charging more than $4000 an hour
goes Spitzer! Spitzer! Spitzer! Spitzer!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
screwing all who trick or plunder
Spitzer. Spitzer!
132. Posted by retired military | March 15, 2008 10:37 AM |
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Posted on March 15, 2008 10:37
133. Posted by retired military | March 15, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(my apologies to Superman)
Orgasm faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than the LT Governor
Leaps tall hookers in a single bound
Out on the beach Look
It's a Kennedy
It's a Clinton
IT'S SPITZER
Yes, It's Spitzer: strange democrat from another state who came to New York with money and cronies far beyond those of native New Yorkers.
Sptizer: who can afford $5000 an hour for sex, ruin his career in a single second; and who, disguised as Eliot: mild-mannered democrat for a great metropolitan city, fights a never ending battle for sex, Hillary and the Democratic party."
133. Posted by retired military | March 15, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 15, 2008 10:46
134. Posted by radio free fred | March 15, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Clean Up On Isle Common Sense."
134. Posted by radio free fred | March 15, 2008 12:03 PM |
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Posted on March 15, 2008 12:03
135. Posted by jaymaster | March 15, 2008 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm a steam roller baby,
A busted hunk of cocky punk.
135. Posted by jaymaster | March 15, 2008 11:56 PM |
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Posted on March 15, 2008 23:56
136. Posted by Porkopolis | March 16, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tongue Twister:
136. Posted by Porkopolis | March 16, 2008 1:19 PM |
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Posted on March 16, 2008 13:19
137. Posted by Kevin
| March 17, 2008 2:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
137. Posted by Kevin
| March 17, 2008 2:07 AM |
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Posted on March 17, 2008 02:07