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Police: Crack Found in Man's ButtocksFeel free to make non-profane wisecracks.HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.
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Comments (9)
I am really, Really, REALLY... (Below threshold)1. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I am really, Really, REALLY glad I'm not the guy who has to search prisoners.
1. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 6, 2008 5:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 17:32
2. Posted by Tim | February 6, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where else would you expect to find crack?
2. Posted by Tim | February 6, 2008 5:51 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 17:51
3. Posted by MagicalPat | February 6, 2008 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least it wasn't marijuana.
"MaryJane found in man's buttocks" would be kind of embarrassing.
3. Posted by MagicalPat | February 6, 2008 5:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 17:55
4. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | February 6, 2008 7:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Crack is bad. I hope they throw him in "the hole". ;)
4. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | February 6, 2008 7:56 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 19:56
5. Posted by Mitchell | February 6, 2008 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walmart called and said there was a defect recall.
Guy's ass had a crack in it. . .
5. Posted by Mitchell | February 6, 2008 8:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 20:26
6. Posted by mpw280 | February 6, 2008 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have heard of crack heads and jackasses, but crackasses?
mpw
6. Posted by mpw280 | February 6, 2008 8:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 20:45
7. Posted by JohnAnnArbor
| February 6, 2008 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the newest trend: crack suppositories! Get high after a simple trip to the bathroom!
7. Posted by JohnAnnArbor
| February 6, 2008 10:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 22:49
8. Posted by Jason
| February 6, 2008 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headline: Butthead hides crack in butt crack.
8. Posted by Jason
| February 6, 2008 10:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 6, 2008 22:56
9. Posted by Cloudfish | February 7, 2008 5:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headline: Cracked Ass Gets Slammer.
9. Posted by Cloudfish | February 7, 2008 5:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 7, 2008 05:01