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Comments (99)
Crack Reporting... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crack Reporting
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:18
2. Posted by WildWillie | January 25, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton showing how part of the universal health coverage would work.
2. Posted by WildWillie | January 25, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:21
3. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Kucinich foreign policy explained.
3. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:22
4. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just add sex and rock n roll and you've got a typical weekend for Bubba...
4. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:25
5. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
This is how party organizers hope to tone down the democrat debates.
5. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:26
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Technically brownies is not inhaling.
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:32
7. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Shoot, I always thought granola was just oats and stuff. No wonder California's so screwed up!
7. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:33
8. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It's just another typical breakfast over at Amy Winehouse's!
8. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:36
9. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This was apparently the secret ingredient in Microsoft Vista.
9. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:37
10. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Apparently, it's the only known treatment for Bush Derangement Syndrome...
10. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:45
11. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 25, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Thanks to the Japanese, EVERYTHING is getting smaller!
11. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 25, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:50
12. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You're fired...dude.
12. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:54
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Medicinal hooch.
13. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55
14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Symptoms taken directly from a web site for those fighting addictions:
Distortions of perceptions, thinking and reality
Difficulty in forming concepts and thoughts
Poor concentration
Mental confusion
Loss of motivation
Wide mood swings
Aggression and hostility
Depression, anxiety and paranoia
Were we talking about Marijuana or Democrats in general?
14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
15. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:55
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Ricky Williams received his season end bonus today for another fine season.
16. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 07:59
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Finally, a Medicare prescription drug benefit even Ron Paul can get behind.
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Ok here's a good one... uh... just a minute.. i had.. uh wha? oh yeah the captio... uh... man I could use some fritos... what did you want again?...
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04
19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Schwarzenegger at Walgreen's drive through:
"Yes sir, I'm certain this is Ms. Shrivers prescription.
19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 8:04 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:04
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
This particular CVS has no trouble finding pharmacy techs, but a heck of a time keeping Malomars in stock.
20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:07
21. Posted by Tango | January 25, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Take one by mouth in morning, wash it down with a beer and relax in hammock. Repeat twice daily.
21. Posted by Tango | January 25, 2008 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:08
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Furthermore to this medication I'd like one of those naked lady roach clips and your finest red prescription bong.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:14
23. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
California is thinking of adding medical heroin to the list to prepare for a possible Republican presidential victory.
23. Posted by fustian | January 25, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:15
24. Posted by zipity | January 25, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Michael Vicks relatives prepare for his monthly visit in prison "where are the condoms and the KY?"
24. Posted by zipity | January 25, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:18
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A Ron Paul supporter prepares his "medicine" for the rest of the campaign.
25. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:19
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The worst thing about working there? Your stoner friends are always asking if they can smell your finger.
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:19
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
So if you're fired for smoking the reefer would that be considered Chronic unemployment?
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 25, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:22
28. Posted by Weegie | January 25, 2008 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Heyyyy! My prescription was specifically for Thai stick, man. That's Red Bud. You trying to harsh my recovery?
28. Posted by Weegie | January 25, 2008 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 08:49
29. Posted by SideShowJane | January 25, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Anti-degradation blue bottle; a child-proof cap; prescription label with the seal of California; bio-engineered marijuana; skull bong and a Bic lighter.
29. Posted by SideShowJane | January 25, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:00
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 25, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
The three-tiered Democratic strategy for America seems to be working: Keep them Dumb, Drugged, and Dependent.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 25, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:02
31. Posted by kb | January 25, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
California approves smoking marijuana two weeks after it bans smoking tobacco.
31. Posted by kb | January 25, 2008 9:04 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:04
32. Posted by _Mike_ | January 25, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Re-hashing the issues.
32. Posted by _Mike_ | January 25, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:05
33. Posted by Eric F | January 25, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (not shown) promises a pot in every chicken.
33. Posted by Eric F | January 25, 2008 9:08 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:08
34. Posted by epador | January 25, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Grass is Greener in Oregon.
34. Posted by epador | January 25, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:15
35. Posted by hcddbz | January 25, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
A Clinton Staffer reported "That there was no reason to believe that this picture was taken at Senator Obama's home, and that no one is saying that he sold drugs through the pharmacy's in his home state to fiance his presidential campaign."
In other news Bill Clinton steadfastly maintains that they are not swift boating Obama. "You have understand all those statements made by the Swift boat people were true. We just make things up about Obama, after all we need to keep them negroes in their place. I mean Bush has appointed articulate and qualified blacks into positions of power. Now we got one running against my wife. I cannot lose my status as the first Black President to an actual Black man. Everything fair in love and Politics!"
35. Posted by hcddbz | January 25, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:17
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Not all of Hsu's donations were monetary.
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 9:24 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:24
37. Posted by Jeff | January 25, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Chuck Norris does not smoke marijuana. The marijuana bursts itself into flames.
37. Posted by Jeff | January 25, 2008 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 09:41
38. Posted by kbiel
| January 25, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dude, where's my job?
38. Posted by kbiel
| January 25, 2008 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:04
39. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Take one clump daily or as needed
Take with food
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking this medication
Caution: May be habit-forming
If this were really for your "glaucoma" you wouldn't be able to read this fine print
39. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:05
40. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The clinic pharmacy is the most popular place to work at UC Santa Cruz
40. Posted by john1v6 | January 25, 2008 10:07 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:07
41. Posted by Nylda | January 25, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Important Safety Information for this Medication
MARIJUANA IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. But if you want side effects not offered from regular prescription medications, this might possibly be for you. Do not take MARIJUANA if you want to remain uptight or forgo binge eating. Do not drink alcohol in excess (to a level of intoxication) with MARIJUANA, as this may increase your chances of becoming unrecognizable to yourself, give you high or low blood pressure depending on your outlook on life, or subject you to the scrutiny of law enforcement professionals should you drive your car up onto the sidewalk and into MacDonalds in pursuit of sustenance. MARIJUANA does not protect you from arousal, sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV, or priapism, but the satisfaction received you will talk about forever. Backaches and muscle aches have been reported from waking up on strange couches in kama sutra positions thought unachievable by mortals. In many instances, users of MARIJUANA have reported a sudden increase or decrease of vision, sudden loss or decrease of hearing or in some cases magnification of the slightest sounds to the point of superhuman detection. However, be advised that should you find yourself face down on the lawn that blades of grass do not breathe or have heartbeats. Individual results may vary. In clinical trials, the MARIJUANA experience was shown to improve with continual dosing, especially improving the sense of well-being and desire to do it again and again and again and ....
41. Posted by Nylda | January 25, 2008 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:15
42. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 25, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Where does federalism go when it dies?
42. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 25, 2008 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:28
43. Posted by hermie | January 25, 2008 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Yo! Are supposed to put the New York tax stamps on the bottle, or on each rock?
43. Posted by hermie | January 25, 2008 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:38
44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:40 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I thought hippies didn't like bush...
44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:40 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:40
45. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Dem bumper sticker: Puff, puff, vote
45. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:41
46. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:42 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Brian DePalma's muse.
46. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:42 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:42
47. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Democrats try to nip their problems in the bud.
47. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:43 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:43
48. Posted by kpu979 | January 25, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Democrats unveil a new political add aimed at their new constituency: ' Vote for me, get these three!'
48. Posted by kpu979 | January 25, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:45
49. Posted by radio free fred | January 25, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Damned If You Doobie And Damned If You Don't."
49. Posted by radio free fred | January 25, 2008 10:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:49
50. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
My time to run was overdue, but then I got high...
I was gonna vote for impeachment too, but then I got high...
Oh my name is Dennis, and I'm your guy...
And I will never, ever win, because I got high.
50. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:54
51. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:58 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
There would be more captions, but a good portion of the Wizbang readership is busy with their Funions and Mountain Dew.
51. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 10:58 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 10:58
52. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Quite possibly the only way to
T.olerate
H.illary
C.linton
(but don't inhale!)
52. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:02 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:02
53. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"No dude, it's medical... I have, like, problems concentrating, and I always seem to be hungry."
53. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:03
54. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
On the other side of the aisle: The Democratic stimulus package.
54. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:05 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:05
55. Posted by Mark | January 25, 2008 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The good shit
55. Posted by Mark | January 25, 2008 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:06
56. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:07 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Democrat absentee ballot
56. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:07 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:07
57. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 25, 2008 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pharmacological Action: This preparation is designed to correct imbalances within the unhealthy body and so enables the organism itself to overcome the disease condition. The constituents in their indicated form work accordingly.
(That's an actual medicine insert, which seem entirely appropriate.)
57. Posted by Ivo Vegter | January 25, 2008 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:09
58. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:13 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Spiderman was deeply in love with Mary Jane.
58. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:13 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:13
59. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary displays what she claims are Obama's crayon holders from the 2nd grade.
59. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:15
60. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Should the Hildabeast win, welcome to 4:20PM in the Oval Office.
60. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:15
61. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Why so many stems and seeds?... Effin' Haliburton!"
61. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:27
62. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Brokeback oatmeal cookies 101
62. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:31
63. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Once the Good Shit brand medicinal marijuana from China turned out to be 90% monkey feces, HillCare collapsed as a tenable universal health care plan.
63. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:33
64. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I thought the title on the article immediately below this post was the actual caption for this photo.
heh
64. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | January 25, 2008 11:37 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 11:37
65. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You can still get fired for using legalized medical marijuana? This is what happens when you leave it to potheads to try to pass "reeferendums"!
65. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:07
66. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
If you experience a prolonged state of silliness and munchies after a four hour period, immediately consult your local head shop.
66. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:09 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:09
67. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary and Obama sit down to smoke the peace pipe together after they decide to run as coPresidents.
67. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:10 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:10
68. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
And here we have an artist's rendition of the Democratic presidential primaries. On the FAR left is Hillary. On the right is Obama."
"Where is John Edwards?"
"He is the 3 BIG flakes in the middle"
68. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:12
69. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Barrack Obama's could not understand why young people so enthusiatically supported his new drug plan for senior citizens.
69. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 12:13 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:13
70. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:13 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Mmmmmmmmm, Hollywood salad!
70. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:13 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:13
71. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Whew, thank God I got my new prescription....my Greatful Dead albums were starting to suck again!
71. Posted by guido | January 25, 2008 12:19 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:19
72. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Fast_Times_At_Ridgemont_High"e=wasted.txt&file=wasted.wav
72. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | January 25, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:25
73. Posted by MetallicaRat | January 25, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Doctors at Walter Reed figure "Hell, we're already in trouble, maybe this will shut those bastads up."
73. Posted by MetallicaRat | January 25, 2008 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:36
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 25, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The plan to calm down both Hillary and Barack before they take down the whole party begins its operational phase ...
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 25, 2008 12:38 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:38
75. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Brown Sugar..how come ya clump so good
Brown Sugar..just like a good fix should
75. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:40
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Charles Foster Kane actually whispered 'Redbud.'
76. Posted by rodney dill | January 25, 2008 12:44 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:44
77. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pre debate preparations are underway in Wulf Spitzers dressing room.
77. Posted by 914 | January 25, 2008 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 12:51
78. Posted by LiveFreeOrDie
| January 25, 2008 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Despite the support of Harry, Ron, and Hermione, Hagrid found it difficult to kick his Horse Apple addiction.
78. Posted by LiveFreeOrDie
| January 25, 2008 1:16 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 13:16
79. Posted by LaMedusa | January 25, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Blue is good, but green is bad."
79. Posted by LaMedusa | January 25, 2008 1:25 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 13:25
80. Posted by Eric | January 25, 2008 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary unveils her new Universal Health Care Plan.
80. Posted by Eric | January 25, 2008 1:26 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 13:26
81. Posted by Timmer | January 25, 2008 1:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Let me get this straight, if I put this in a pipe and smoke it, liberals will start making sense?
81. Posted by Timmer | January 25, 2008 1:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 13:32
82. Posted by Eric | January 25, 2008 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
2009: President Hillary Clinton signs the new Helping Everyone Rx Benefit Act(H.E.R.B).
2012: President Clinton takes credit for her prescription drug plan also known as HERB, for coming just in time to deal with the recent outbreaks of migraines, PMS, depression insomnia and glaucoma affecting the nation and crippling record numbers of Americans. Doctors are baffled at how these diseases have sprung out of nowhere in the last couple of years to reach pandemic proportions.
2013: Despite a record low turnout of 1% of the population voting in last year's election President Kucinich was sworn in today.
82. Posted by Eric | January 25, 2008 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 13:54
83. Posted by SilentStorm | January 25, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
What you see here are examples of the load that Jay Tea's Mr. Duckie dropped, upon finding out that Fred Thompson had dropped out of the Republican Primaries.
Note the shape and consistency of the spoor, as it indicates a preponderance of agitation mixed with depression, a hallmark of a "stuffy" that received sad news...
83. Posted by SilentStorm | January 25, 2008 2:46 PM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 14:46
84. Posted by twolaneflash | January 25, 2008 3:06 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth.
84. Posted by twolaneflash | January 25, 2008 3:06 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 15:06
85. Posted by twoaneflash | January 25, 2008 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bill Clinton preps for Hillary crowd, inhaling deeply.
85. Posted by twoaneflash | January 25, 2008 3:08 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2008 15:08
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 25, 2008 3:51 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Sure i'm going to vote dude! I cant wait until "Super Wednesday!
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 25, 2008 3:51 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 25, 2008 15:51
87. Posted by radio free fred | January 25, 2008 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Another Black Thursday In American History."
87. Posted by radio free fred | January 25, 2008 5:32 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2008 17:32
88. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 25, 2008 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the guy at the Medical Marijuana Dispensary asked what my symptoms are and why should I receive medical marijuana. And I said that when I wake up in the morning I get this urge to go out and get a job. He said to try this and call him in the morning if I still had the urge.
88. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 25, 2008 7:04 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2008 19:04
89. Posted by Porkopolis | January 25, 2008 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black-robed Benchers Buzzkill Bongers
89. Posted by Porkopolis | January 25, 2008 8:11 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2008 20:11
90. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore displays what he claims is proof that Global warming has decimated marijuana crops and that has caused hardship among the nations drug users as the amount of drugs in a dime bag has been cut in half.
90. Posted by retired military | January 25, 2008 9:36 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2008 21:36
91. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2008 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Love.... love will keep us together.
91. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2008 12:41 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2008 00:41
92. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2008 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Black velvet and that little non smile.
92. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2008 12:43 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2008 00:43
93. Posted by reitred military | January 26, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When asked how he could stay married to Hillary for so long Bill Clinton cited two reasons.
1. Lots of affairs
2. These bottles.
93. Posted by reitred military | January 26, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 26, 2008 08:40
94. Posted by radio free fred | January 26, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Court Makes Joint Decision."
94. Posted by radio free fred | January 26, 2008 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 26, 2008 09:28
95. Posted by radio free fred | January 26, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Will That Be Cash Or Charge; Paper Or Plastic?"
95. Posted by radio free fred | January 26, 2008 9:34 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2008 09:34
96. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 26, 2008 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Standard Pre-Democrat / post-democrat debate preparation / explanation situation.
96. Posted by Vegas Vic | January 26, 2008 5:37 PM |
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Posted on January 26, 2008 17:37
97. Posted by DaveH | January 26, 2008 9:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Another clever use of "plants" by the Hillary Clinton campaign.
97. Posted by DaveH | January 26, 2008 9:18 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 26, 2008 21:18
98. Posted by reitred military | January 26, 2008 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary displays what she claims are payments to voters made by Obama in the South Carolina Primary.
98. Posted by reitred military | January 26, 2008 10:50 PM |
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Posted on January 26, 2008 22:50
99. Posted by twolaneflash | January 28, 2008 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore pontificates on higher quality equals smaller carbon emissions, which disappear if one never exhales, like Bill Clinton.
99. Posted by twolaneflash | January 28, 2008 3:34 PM |
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Posted on January 28, 2008 15:34