Male Wizbang readers- Are you married to this woman?
A woman has been charged with nine counts of bigamy, the Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office said.A list of the known men who married Lopez can be found here.![]()
Eunice Lopez, 26, was arrested Wednesday and accused of being married to 10 men at the same time.
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It is unknown why she would want to marry 10 men.
It is also unknown if she was married to men in other counties or countries.
Note Lopez came here from Cuba in 2002. We can't deport her back, so what are we to do with her? Feel free to comment on that or how Lopez got 10 men to marry her.
Update- More is learned about Ms. Lopez.
Lopez, whose last known address is Hialeah, arrived in South Florida from Cuba in 2002 and promptly began marrying.So the count is 17 now. We also know now that Lopez was probably engaged in marriage fraud, and possibly blackmail.June and November appear to be her favorite months for weddings. She's had four November weddings -- in one case four days apart -- and four June weddings, according to the Herald's records check.
The state attorney's office began its investigation after being tipped off by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Chavez said.
Based on surnames, authorities believe the husbands are of Central American, Mexican and Brazilian descent.
It is still unclear how much money Lopez charged the men, but Chavez said it appears as though Lopez continued seeking additional payments from the men long after their the wedding ceremony.
Lopez, a legal U.S. resident, charged the men an unspecified amount to help them secure immigration status, according to the state attorney's office.
But it didn't stop there. She continued asking her husbands for money even after the nuptials were sealed, threatening to expose them if they didn't pay up, officials believe.
The state attorney's office is still trying to track down the husbands to be interviewed.
Chavez could not say what implications there would be for the men who tied the knot with Lopez -- they could face charges or be deported.
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A simple check on the Miami-Dade County Clerk's website, providing only the bride's name and birthdate, yielded 17 marriage licenses.
Its good gay marriage is banned in Florida. Ms. Lopez could otherwise continue her crime spree from behind bars.
I have an idea for punishment. Require Eunice Lopez to spend a week with each of her mother-in-laws. Am I cruel?




Comments (19)
Being the looker that she i... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Glenn B | December 14, 2007 10:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Being the looker that she is, I would imagine Immigration fraud is possibly involved in the marriages; otherwise maybe she held a gun to each husband's head and made them each say I do.
All the best,
Glenn B
1. Posted by Glenn B | December 14, 2007 10:13 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:13
2. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 10:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Could be the old hillbillie saying, She's got one build like a snapping turtle. Gets hold and won't let go.
2. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 10:17 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:17
3. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 10:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
There is one muscle that has killed more men than all of the wars in history. Only women have it.
3. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 10:19 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:19
4. Posted by Proof | December 14, 2007 10:27 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
It is unknown why she would want to marry 10 men.
Why a woman marries is a mystery.
Why she marries more than one man is a bigamistery!
4. Posted by Proof | December 14, 2007 10:27 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:27
5. Posted by Chris G | December 14, 2007 10:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Were all 10 guys wearing the same brand of Beer-Goggles?.. Yikes!!!
5. Posted by Chris G | December 14, 2007 10:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:36
6. Posted by sentinel | December 14, 2007 10:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
There is one muscle that has killed more men than all of the wars in history. Only women have it.
What is it? The nag muscle?
6. Posted by sentinel | December 14, 2007 10:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:36
7. Posted by Joec | December 14, 2007 10:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Feel free to comment on that or how Lopez got 10 men to marry her."
Two words: She swallows.
7. Posted by Joec | December 14, 2007 10:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 22:55
8. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 11:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sentinel, If you don't know it would be impossible to explain without getting banned. ha ha
8. Posted by Scrapiron | December 14, 2007 11:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 14, 2007 23:21
9. Posted by Mitchell | December 15, 2007 12:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
My wife is from Nicaragua, and she's better looking (thank God I ain't married to that).
9. Posted by Mitchell | December 15, 2007 12:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 00:18
10. Posted by jpm100 | December 15, 2007 12:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If she can't be deported, Anchor Wife?
10. Posted by jpm100 | December 15, 2007 12:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 00:29
11. Posted by Peter F.f | December 15, 2007 12:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Once you have fat....
11. Posted by Peter F.f | December 15, 2007 12:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 00:36
12. Posted by epador | December 15, 2007 12:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Its gotta be that winning smile and that twinkle in her eyes.
12. Posted by epador | December 15, 2007 12:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 00:41
13. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | December 15, 2007 12:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Eunice???... No. I've know her as Eula for 10 years of happy, wedded bliss... Hey, how'd you guys get her picture?
13. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | December 15, 2007 12:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 00:52
14. Posted by Eric | December 15, 2007 1:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
26? Looks like she's 40, if a day.
14. Posted by Eric | December 15, 2007 1:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 01:07
15. Posted by Jim Addison | December 15, 2007 5:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Since Son Of The Godfather took my first joke, I have to use the second string:
"Yeah, but have you seen the MEN?"
15. Posted by Jim Addison | December 15, 2007 5:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 05:27
16. Posted by GianiD | December 15, 2007 6:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joec,
i word......
roofies
16. Posted by GianiD | December 15, 2007 6:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 06:59
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 15, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My God that's not even coyote ugly!
No way you're goin' ugly early on that.
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 15, 2007 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 15, 2007 08:05
18. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It is unknown why she would want to marry 10 Men."
It is also unknown why 10 Men would want to marry Her?
18. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2007 9:49 AM |
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Posted on December 15, 2007 09:49
19. Posted by the struggler | December 15, 2007 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G. That's funny as hell! lol, twice.
19. Posted by the struggler | December 15, 2007 2:40 PM |
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Posted on December 15, 2007 14:40